Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
Would you?Would you?5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Would you still love me
When I grew old,
When my hair is gray
and white, thin?
When I no longer
Would you stay
by my side,
When I cannot recognise
who you are;
To remind me
each day, each hour
who you are
because I suffer from dementia?
Would you promise
to love me for who I am,
for who I will be in the future:
for better or for worse?
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Sally Acorn Character AnalysisSally Acorn Character Analysis2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Oh Sally, I don’t think there is a character that has been as controversial in their own fandom for as long as you. Since her inception in the early 90s, she has been both loved and hated by Sonic fans. And now that Ian Flynn, the head writer of the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog comic series, in which she is a star of, is giving her a redesign, her status as base breaker has just received more fuel. However, when you look read the hate she gets, a lot of her hate seems trivial. “Ugh! She’s naked”, “she's a bitch”, “she’s ugly”, “she’s a slut” (Really, guys?). While most of her complaints are immature and seem to lack any basis, I have to ask, does it come only from immaturity? I would say yes, but after watching all of SATAM and reading most of the Archie comics, I have to say, while nothing about her was hateful, I always had this off-putting feeling about her whenever she was in focus,
The Poetic Mind as a MuscleThe Poetic Mind as a MuscleThe Poetic Mind as a Muscle2 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
As a poet at any given skill level, you might ponder different ways to advance your mastery of the craft. You might spend weeks dissecting famous and not so famous poets. You might read countless articles on poetic technique. You might just plow through any and every collection you can get your hands on, track all of the most well-know journals, follow all of the contemporaries. All of these things add up to a knowledgeable poet. However, does this necessarily make you a better poet?
No. The reason is that most of us equivocate poetic skill with divinely gifted talent. We often think of poetry as a latent ability that we merely possess or do not. This leads to certain diseases within the mind, whether it be the idea that our words are beyond reproach because they are "self expression," or we decide that words come out and that's all there is to it. Other times we are stricken by the undeniable flaws of our work, even t
Scorchrust's final designScorchrust's final design2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Nicknames: Scorch, Rust, Scorchy, Rusty, Moron
Gender Identity: Male
Approx age: Mechling (Birthday: 9th February)
Height: 23 ft
Wingspan: 19.7 ft
Approximate Mass: 13 Metric Tons
Cybertronian type: Normal Cybertronian
Personality: Scorchrust is young and inexperienced due to his young age. He's usually insecure, but tries to be polite and kind. He yet also tends to be stubborn, selfish and childish. Occasionally he can even be seen throwing tantrums. He idolizes Optimus Prime for his kindness and some of his behiavor had wiped off of him, yet Scorchrust goes too far with being nice to everyone which usually gets his very life in danger. He's determined and enjoys to help, being kind of heart.
Alt mode: Scorchrust's ALT-form (the vehicle or thing he transforms into, hence the fanchrises title) is a slender, purple UCAV combat jet with a curvy, futuristic design heavily based on the UCAV EDI from the action flick STE
Jago vs. Tommy preludeJago vs. Tommy prelude1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ray: The tiger is a powerful and fast animal and martial artists from all around take inspiration from it, including two over-the-top martial artists who originated in the nineties. Like Jago, the Tiger Monks’ cream of the crop…
Steel: And Tommy Oliver, the Mighty Morphin’ White Tiger Ranger.
Ray: To avoid confusion, we will specifically analyze Tommy’s White Ranger persona. Also, for a fair one-on-one fight, we will be forbidding the use of the White Tigerzord.
Steel: Considering Jago has no giant transforming robots on his side to even the playing field, probably a good idea. He’s Ray and I’m Steel…
Ray: And it’s our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two combatants to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
First Appearance: “Killer Instinct” (1995)
ManchildYou poor delusional young man…Manchild6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Denying the truth won’t get you anywhere.
Claiming yourself to be the wisest, when you do not wish to accept facts.
‘Tis best if you let go, and allow humbleness to flow into your veins.
Yet again, if you do not wish to take my advice,
Then you mustn’t blame me for your mistakes.
Remember, you are responsible for your foolish decisions.
A regular Valentine's dayA regular Valentine's day5 months ago in Romance More Like This
It was Valentine's day. The perfect day for couples, and people who still didn't confess their love. The Park was full of couples kissing each other, having picnic together, laying on the grass while hugging each other.
Mordecai was going out with Margaret. They were finally out of the Friend Zone. Mordecai finally made his move - he kissed Margaret at the meteor shower, that happened only a few weeks ago. They were going to the cinema.
Surprisingly, Rigby had plans with Eileen. They were going to the arcade and they were going to watch a maraton of Carter and Briggs at the Park's house. Meanwhile, Benson was going to a party with Audrey, and Muscle Man and Starla were eating chickens at the Wing Kingdom.
Skips, Pops and High Five Ghost were the only ones who didn't have girlfriend, so they spent the day together, going to the bowling alley.
However, nobody knew about Thomas. He often left the Park. His friends didn't know why. Since it was Valentine's day, the guys wondered if Thomas
Damage from DrugsI'm so lostDamage from Drugs3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But I'm trying
I love you
But I'm crying
Do you realize
The damage you do
To the rest of us
That care for you
To see you there
And you don't even care
And you forget
You say you want to change
There's so much you regret
But you do these things
That put you here
It won't be long now
Before you disappear
I lost one mother to death
And you to drugs
Soon you won't even remember
Any of my hugs
My own addictions
Now they come to mind
The burning red marks
I'm tryin' to leave behind
How would you feel
If I sunk so low
If you could do nothing but watch
Could you just let it go?
March 27, 2012
Let Me Go (Nobody's Girl)Let Me Go (Nobody's Girl)3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I don't want you, Honey,
Can't buy me with money.
You don't even know me,
But my pain's your glee.
Just let me go.
Let me be, Darling,
Set free your starling.
Let me cut loose,
Or swing by a noose.
Just let me go.
Please don't care, Love,
When I fly like a dove.
Don't let tears fall,
Or my name call.
Just let me go.
Forget me, Sweetheart,
When I depart.
Too much was too much,
I don't want life's clutch.
Just let me go.
Who am I even writing to?
I'm just a monster in a zoo.
Nobody will care when I'm gone,
That stupid kid who didn't belong.
Why should they?
I'm just Nobody's Girl.
A peek into the future (TFO-Based RP)"Who else will take care of Turbo?"A peek into the future (TFO-Based RP)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oxidus Prime was still arguing with Starscream, since he was appointed to take care of the little sparkling or "annoying brat" as he would rather describe it. "I don't see why you have to make me do this! I'm not babysitting material! I was a commander once, you know!?" Starscream said rolling his optics as he released an angered sigh. "And you're the only one that isn't leaving the base. I cannot waste any more time than I've already done. Good bye now." With that Oxidus simply ended the argument, turning as he followed the other Autobots through a ground bridge. Starscream looked down at the sparkling standing right next to him, a little, yellow and red colored hover-car. "Great, I suppose I am stuck with you now. What was it? 'Turbo'." Starscream said, shaking his head in disbelief. Turbo stared up at Starscream with his big, trustful green optics, innocently hiding his hands behind his back as he rocked back and forth, smiling sheepishly. Starscr
Transformers: We Came in WarTransformers: We Came in WarTransformers: We Came in War11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Setting: Sometime during the Bay films
Characters: Optimus Prime
We came to this planet because ours was gone.
The quest for power consumed our home. The need for domination destroyed us. Still we live, and yet there is a piece in each of us that has been decimated forever. We will never recover what we have lost.
I look down upon this planet, and I wonder why we try.
It is evident by now that we have lost the capacity for peace. War follows in our wake. We came to retrieve the AllSpark, which has long since been lost, and we are still here. All that came of attempting to revive our planet was the relocation of the war from our planet of death to this planet of life. There is so much life on this planet. All of it we have sworn to protect. This is the promise we have made to them. But the promise would not need to have been made if we had never co
LU Character Profile: Tech E. CoyoteName: Tech E. CoyoteLU Character Profile: Tech E. Coyote2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Real name: Techno Elijah Coyote
Race of species: Coyote
Eye color: Yellow and light green (natural), Light green (when in uniform)
Fur color: Chocolate brown and caramel tan
Powers: Telec-magnetism and Regeneration
Ancestor: Wile E. Coyote (and possibly Calamity Coyote)
Uniform color: Light green and black
Growing up as a middle child of fifteen siblings, Tech was most accident-prone of the pups.
Going through life with casts in his arms, bruises, allergies (mostly toward Macadamia nuts), metal plates on his legs,and a neck brace, yet Tech still is healthy as horse.
But no matter how sick or injured Tech gets, the two things that never failed on him are his mind and endless possibilities of creating things with it.
From fixing broken toys, TVs, game consoles, to computers; Tech was a gifted little pup of the Coyote family.
At age 18, Tech was offered to join the Acme Tech Institute, and even volunteered to help
AloneAt the barAlone4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The last remains of her wine.
And pulls another cigarette
From its refuge.
Catches the landlord
With her fluttering fiver,
Orders another drink.
Listens with her feelings
To a saccharine song -
And stares at nothing....
Phineas and Ferb - los ninos no muerenPhineas and Ferb - los ninos no mueren3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Los niños no mueren.
Antes que nada les diré que ninguno de los personajes de "Phineas y Ferb" son míos, son propiedad de Dan Povenmire y Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
(que que si nos les gusta la historia culpen a mi media hermana malvada, y si les gusta la idea si fue mía XD)
Este pequeño fic se me ocurrió mientras escuchaba "los niños no mueren" de Florencia Bertotti (cabe destacar que no me gusta mucho ella pero me encantaron algunas letras) y si no saben cual canción es escuchen: los niños no mueren mientras leen el fic.
Era un día tormentoso en Danville, el cielo parecía tan triste que hasta daba ganas de llorar. Desde el día que un cruel giro del destino apago la luminosa sonrisa que daba vida a la residencia Flynn-Fletcher. Ya había pasado un mes desde el trágico accidente, el que le costo la vida a Phineas Flynn. C
Marriage Proposal"You still say no?"Marriage Proposal3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A Warning LetterA Warning Letter4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We shouldn't have tinkered with life, shouldn't have tried to slip death's grasp.
I am writing this letter from the deepest, farthest and safest corner of the world that I could find. I don't know how long I ran. She cannot find me, yet I hear her ghastly screams...her voice in my mind. Every faction out there must know that our studies have led to something unimaginable. People voiced their fears and doubts after few of those creatures appeared; these by-products of our experimental sessions. Ebastus help me, do not disregard this message! The previous mishaps might have been harmless, even if they managed to come through, but this beast is different.
She appeared during one of the sessions; compared to others, however, more like a fugitive of the underworld itself. Resisting our chants, the creature took on a physical form. Everyone watched in shock, paralyzed as she towered over us, then the skeletal smile upon her featureless face turned my way. It sent a cold chill into my very so
Burger TimeBurger TimeBurger Time5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
JP Title (The Greatest Burger! Serenity's Cooking Manual)
(Outside ACME Looniversity...)
Buster: Hiya, Toonsters! We're Babs...
Babs: And Buster Bunny. But No Relation. It's Food Day on Tiny Toons-- (A Sobbing Noise is Heard.) It's not sad Buster.
Buster: I didn't Cry. (Zooms in to the Cafeteria, where We See Wile E. Sobbing.)
Serenity: Professor Coyote?
Wile E: Oh, Hello. Thursday's Chef Quit and the Others can't make Burgers like She did. What do We Do?
Serenity: Well, I was thinking We might have a Home Economic Class for one week. and the students might make Their own Hamburgers?
Wile E: Hmmm. Very Good Idea, Serenity! What Are You Suggesting? (in a Classroom, Wile E is wearing a Chef's Outfit.) Why Me?
Serenity: Well, You look cute in the outfit.
Furrball: Wow! Pears, Apples, Bananas, Limes, Apples, I can't count that many fruits!
Zelda: There's also Cherries, Pineapples, Strawberries and Grapes!
Sylvester: I can't believe We Agreed to be Judges. This Top Hat's Like a
UMvC3 Fan Moveset: B.B. HoodUMvC3 Fan Moveset: B.B. Hood3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Origin: Darkstalkers series
First Appearance: Darkstalkers 3 (1997)
Voiced by: ???
Theme song: A remix of B.B. Hood's theme from Darkstalkers 3
Alternate costume: A Big, Bad Wolf themed costume
Standing light punch, Crouching light punch, Jumping light punch
Standing middle punch, Crouching middle punch, Jumping middle punch
Standing fierce punch, Crouching fierce punch, Jumping fierce punch
Double Jump: AIR U
Malice & Mine: DL + H
Surprise & Hop: R + H
Tricky Basket: L or R + H
Stumble & Blade: L or R + H during a dash or backstep
Smile & Missile High: CB, R + P
Smile & Missile Low: CB, R + K
Happy & Missile: CDU + P
Cheer & Fire Upward: DP + P
Cheer & Fire Downward: (AIR) DP + K
Shyness & Strike: QCB + K
Tell Me Why: D, D + KK
Cool Hunting: QCF + PP
Beautiful Memory: HCF + KK
Hyper Apple For You: HCB + KK
Alpha: H Smile & Missile
Beta: H Cheer & Fire
Gamma: H Shyness & Strike
vs. any Darkstalkers charact
FeatheredHer angel wing hair,Feathered3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
splayed across her back, will catch
her as she falls (flies).
SolsticeWhen winter beckons with glacial fingersSolstice3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and your deciduous bones are struggling to
cling to an evergreen existence,
Butterflies and Children's EyesButterflies and Children's Eyes3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A butterfly is colorful
with gorgeous shades like red.
But a child's eyes
present a hue
of great charisma instead.
A butterfly has freedom
to fly up to the clouds.
A child's eyes
can laugh and love
and go express themselves.
A butterfly can shimmer
reflecting the sun's rays.
A child's eyes
rebound the joy
and live another day.