A Miser Brothers DrabbleThe door to the attic swung open and a head covered in flaming hair timidly poked through the hole. He looked around with a deep disappointment filling him as he took in all the dusty boxes and numerous cobwebs he would have to attend to. But at least he wouldnt have to handle it alone.A Miser Brothers Drabble5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hey, move it Hot-head! I didnt get on this ladder to stare at your solar-sized butt all day!
This shrill voice from below reminded him that having a partner in this chore would not work to his advantage. He slowly crawled through the door space that connected the lower floor ceiling to the attic floor, trudging up with him a bucket of dusting and cleaning supplies. Behind him, his brother followed with a set of brooms.
Mother wouldnt be making us clean the attic if you hadnt frozen over her Koi pond, Frost-face. Heat Miser grumbled.
I was aiming for you for that hot foot you tried giving me. Snow Miser huffed back. Which set the lawn furn
KDC: It Feeds On NoodlesIt is night. The city is mostly deserted and most of the buildings are closed except for a Chinese restaurant customer has recently bought a box of Chinese food and opened the glass door.KDC: It Feeds On Noodles8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chinese Store Owner: Hey! You be careful out there tonight! Tonight the ZongCanpire coming out to feed!
Customer: Uh huh... whatever.
The customer finally walks out. The camera slowly zooms in closer to the Chinese restaurant owner's face.
Chinese Store Owner: Only a big fool dumb dumb would be this close to a Chinese restaurant tonight.
Cut to the side of the Chinese restaurant near a dumpster. Zim is pacing back and forth. He finally stops and growls.
Zim: What is taking GIR so long to bring those robot gerbil probes? He doesn't actually think I'd march into that filthy restaurant myself does he?
Cut to GIR in his little brother disguise at a farm-based carnival. He is on a roller coaster.
GIR looks over at a screaming child.
GIR: This is funner then getting robot gerbils!
Child: You be
Green ChristmasGreen ChristmasGreen Christmas5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You have got to be the only person I know who can catch a cold from an icicle to the shoulder.
Shut the hell up, you, you-ACHOO!
The sound of the sneeze echoed through the belly of the volcano, which rested (most definitely against all laws of science) on top of a large range of fluffy gray clouds. To the untrained eye, it was what it was- a volcano. On top of a bunch of clouds. But if one looked closer they could see that this volcano had windows and doors and wrought iron decorations, and if this person who was looking looked even closer- well, then they would see something no human being has ever seen in all the years theyve lived.
For up in the highest point of the volcano, there was a bedroom, all decked out in red and brown and gold. And laying in his large four poster bed, looking quite miserable, was the strangest of creatures.
He was tall and bronze with wild hair that seemed red, or orange, or yellow; but if you looked closer you
The BackstoryAuthor note: This story takes place within the game continuity of Fix-It Felix Jr. and not the movie "Wreck-it Ralph." Disney still owns all the characters therein, except Tom.The Backstory1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
This can't be the right guy.
Mayor Gene stood dumbfounded at the front desk of "Fix-it Felix and Son's Repair Services", staring at the awkward looking young man who had answered the bell. He had come here looking for the legendary Fix-it Felix, the greatest handyman known throughout the Tri-State area. Instead he was looking at a lanky, stick of a man, barely older then college aged, with scrawny arms that looked as if he'd barely lifted a hammer in his life.
"May I help you, sir?" The youth asked again with a cheerful, yet polite smile.
Gene cleared his throat and got right to business.
"We're here to speak with Fix-it Felix."
The young man's smile faded and his eyes cast down to his gloved hands. He twiddled his fingers nervously,
Lone Shee Chapter: The BansheeLone Shee Chapter: The Banshee9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Final Chapter of the Lone Shee Saga- The Banshee
By Officer 1BDI
It occured to him that he really should probably try and make contact with the Shee Ark, before performing the docking station's final act -- if not only to be thorough! So he rushed through to the Comms room and attempted to establish a communication channel with the other vessel. He strongly suspected the Ark would now be empty -- the Shee hadn't come all this way, only to sit in orbit of Sphericus! But he thought it may seem rude if he didn't at least try and invite any residents to share in tea with cookies and biscuits. So when someone on board the Ark actually did accept his Comms signal, he was very surprised indeed.
But not half as surprised as he was when her image came through on the screen! At first she seemed somehow ugly, and yet somehow deeply beautiful. Her face was so much like a Shee, yet it seemed she had features that were very much that of a Grendel. He had seen faces like this only once
A.I. DibA.I. Dib8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"For the last time I am not a robot!" Dib argued with Zim tailing behind him. Usually he was the one watching Zim's every move but this time it was reversed. Earlier that day Zim had been adding small mentions to Dib that sounded stupid at first but now was just annoying. Talking about mechanisms and the abnormal features on Dib. About his head and wondering how his body supported such a burden of weight. Zim had poked fun at his head before, but not as often in a single day.
"How long have you had those glasses anyway?"
"Pfft I don't know, as long as I can remember- Argh! Just go away Zim! You're giving me a headache."
"And that arm control nerve. You're the only one with one. Where do you think it came from?"
Dib spun around irritated at Zim. "Are you going to follow me all the way home? Go home and try plotting something stupid!"
"I am not a robot! Jeez! I'm human! Not some android! There's a huge difference between me and your evil robot henchman if you haven't noticed."
Curse Of The Neo MonkeyAuthors note: Hey there Fellow Kim Possible Fans I'm back and I have decided to rewrite my first and original Fic.Curse Of The Neo Monkey8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I didn't feel it was as good as it could've been. So now that I'm older and wiser I have decided to do it right so maybe it will gain the respect it deserves.
The problem was I new the Story was good, but seeing as how I didn't have Micro word when I wrote it or really intended it to even go on a Fanfic site it wasn't written to well plus I really needed to brake it into chapters, so here it is please tell me what you think and for any artist out there I'm looking for the chance for someone to do me a pic for this fic.
So anyway here we go…..again, I don't own Kim Possible, I just love telling good stories, and retelling great ones.
The crowd screamed in anticipation as the Middleton stadium came alive with the cheer of fans. Flash lights scattered around the huge building as the millions of eye focused on the stage, which was st
The Backstory Chapter 6Felix hung from the lamppost like a piece of laundry, limp and without resistance. He waited for Ralph to finish with wrecking the building, which he did with chaotic efficiency, causing as much damage as possible with little effort. Once done, he climbed down, dusted off his giant hands and lumbered away, passing Felix with a strong glare. Instead of disappearing into the woods however, the wrecker stomped his way into the dump where he reached the top of the pile, smashed down the bricks around his stump and settled down for the night.The Backstory Chapter 61 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Seeing that Ralph was done for now, Felix felt safe to try getting himself down. He unbuckled his tool belt and dropped to the ground landing with bended knees. His belt dropped behind him, the Hammer landing with a useless thud on the ground. He shambled over and picked it up, wincing at the soreness caused by it being pinched around his middle for so long. He stared at the belt laying limp in his hands, the Hammer shining cheerfully, oblivious to his
Interview With XemnasGIR: Hellooooooooooo evrebodeh! Welcome to the show! There are refreshments in the back, and a POOP corn stand should any of you get hungry! I KNOW I AM! Wez even got merchandise T-Shirts with little piggies on them! I love the little piggies! But heres your host, RPG! *munching*Interview With Xemnas7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
RPG: Hello! Hello! Welcome everybody to late night with RPG! The show had been under suspension for a while, but its back and better than ever! Tonight Ill be interviewing a mysterious man who leads an Organization of thirteen! Wow, twelve people to command must be tough to keep them in line! Well, here he is, you guessed it, Xemnas!
*Xemnas walks on stage and takes a seat, a few claps are heard then all is quiet*
Xemnas: Thank you for taking the time to invite me. Most people would have actually called up our Number eight, considering how popular he is.
RPG: Well, actually, we tried.
Never Far Behind -Chapter 01-His fingers tightly gripped the small knife in his hands. He forced them to relax, but it was futile. They returned to their tensed state just as quickly as they had relaxed. In another attempt to steady his breathing, he sucked in a large amount of air and tilted back his head, rotating it just as he did his shoulders. He had to loosen the tension if he was going to do this. His eyes closed, he found himself whispering, "I'm a viking." Why he was saying this, he wasn't sure. He felt as if he were trying to convince himself. It was almost as if he didn't believe the words escaping from his lips. Still, he allowed his eyes to open as his mouth opened wider before so he could shout the words once more. "I'm a VIKING!" As the words echoed throughout the forest, his hands went to his sides and his eyes focused solely on the green ones staring up at him. This large beast, which he had shot down only a few hours ago, was pleading for him not to strike; to spare it's life so it could life jusNever Far Behind -Chapter 01-3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Discourse Between Two FlyboysDiscourse Between Two FlyboysDiscourse Between Two Flyboys7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"It's been so long since I've seen her. It feels like a lifetime."
"It hasn't even been that long, but it still feels like that."
"She just left me a note. She didn't even say goodbye."
"I didn't even get a note."
"One morning, I woke up, and she wasn't there anymore."
"I know. She was just . . . gone."
"She said she couldn't take me--"
"--but I would have gone to the farthest ends of the galaxy for her."
"Exactly. Before she left, she kept having nightmares, and I knew something was wrong. I just couldn't figure out what that something was."
"She never said anything to me. If she had inter
Stolen (part 1)Loki wasn't really planning to steal anything else that day. He was riding home with his brother from one of their ridiculous adventures, pretending to be interested in his brother's description of the battle he had fought that day. Loki had been too busy stealing back one of Odin's precious artifacts to bother about it at the time, and was not particularly bothered with it now.Stolen (part 1)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He was also not bothered with Lady Freya, although Thor was. Loki rolled his eyes, but decided to wait while his brother went up to talk to her. A flicker of motion in the woods behind the two idiots caught his eye. He glanced over to see a young woman perched in a tree, moving her hands as though controlling something. She appeared to be deeply absorbed in something; in hopes that it might be interesting, Loki followed her gaze to Is that a duck?
The duck waddled somewhat stiffly toward Freya, settling on the ground just a few feet behind her. Flicking his eyes back to the girl, Loki saw that she
Deanwich"Sammy lunch time," 12 year old Dean called into the other room of the motel.Deanwich2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Small foot steps were heard and soon enough Sam was in the kitchen, sitting on the chair that Dean had pulled out for him.
"What's for lunch?" He asked, with a small lisp from his missing tooth.
"A sandwich," He said, putting said food in front of him.
"Where did you get the stuff? Dad hasn't bought any in forever," He said, picking it up.
"Don't worry about it, just eat," Dean said, ruffling Sam's hair once before sitting down and eating his own.
For the next few days, Dean made more sandwiches before Sam woke up from his naps. A few days later Dean was sitting in front of the TV, with his head bobbing against his chest, fighting his eyes closing. Eventually the song of the sandman won over him and he fell into a deep sleep.
A small hand shaking him, woke him up as he opened his eyes groggily.
"Wake up, it's 6,"
"What?" He asked, eyes snapping to the clock. "Oh shit, I'm sorry
The Backstory Chapter 5It took several moments for Felix to get his mind moving again as the shock wore off.The Backstory Chapter 51 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Yes, he had been told that Ralph was huge. Yes, he had been told that Ralph wrecked the building. He had even been told that Ralph was a freak of nature. But he hadn’t been prepared to learn that Ralph did his wrecking with his BARE HANDS. Even after confirming this with Tom, his mind boggled.
“You’ve got nothing to worry about.” Tom had assured him. “When Ralph shows up, just hide inside the building. You can fix everything when he’s gone.”
With this in mind, Felix carried out the rest of his repairs trying to push away the idea of being interrupted by a giant with the strength of a charging rhino. Every once in a while, he’d glace towards the woods and wonder if Ralph was out there watching.
With every level he fixed, his confidence returned. Soon he had completely forgotten about Ralph and happily did what he loved doing. Before long, onlookers from w
RC: Parenthood - Ch. 1Chapter One: The Girl in the ForestRC: Parenthood - Ch. 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a dark and stormy night. Well, that wasn't entirely true. It was dark, and it was certainly stormy, but the glance that Delta 62 took to his chronometer said that it was only the middle of the day. He sighed somewhat heavily before glancing quickly around to see if his squadmates had by chance heard him. They hadn't, for they just kept plodding along across the soggy terrain, the heavy raindrops splattering hard against their sturdy armor plating. If he hadn't been trained for long hikes across hundreds of miles of unfamiliar landscape on a planet that he wasn't even sure had a name, the next words out of Scorch's mouth would have been "Are we there yet?" He couldn't help it. He was beginning to tire, and he wasn't sure how long it'd been since Boss let him take a nibble from his rations. Quite frankly, he was sick and t
Buried TreasureHow much further? Kevin groaned. Never one for eloquent speech even in the best of situations, the three-sunned noon was not doing much to improve his mood or grammar. It was a detail the Blackfire couldnt help but dislike; it emphasized the fact that her hired help was really no more than a child trapped in the body of a horrible brute. Then again, that suited her purposes just fine. The exiled princess didnt need an advisor; she needed muscle, and Kevin supplied that in bulk.Buried Treasure7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Its not far, she replied, looking at the small scanner she was carrying to see if her scripted reply was true. For the first time out of the thirty or so that Kevin had inquired as to the proximity of their destination, it was indeed no more than sixty meters away. Come on, Kev. Dont tell me that youre getting tired already?
Blackfire had spent a great deal of time prepar
C x V Chapter 5Chaos gently landed in front of the mansion.C x V Chapter 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well, that was better than last time." Chaos said cheerfully as he folded his wings. "See what happens when you actually take care of your body."
'Give me back my body Chaos.' Vincent was staring at his demon, who was stretching.
'Oh come now Valentine.' Vincent cringed slightly and Chaos took immediate notice of this and grinned.
'You know I hate it when you talk like that, Chaos.'
'Why? Because it reminds you too much of Hojo?' The demon's grin even wider as he watched Vincent cringe at the mention of the deranged scientist who had put his rather talkative demons in his head.
'Give me back my body, Chaos.' Vincent said again, more forcefully.
'Alright, alright. In a few minutes. It's been over a month since you last let me stretch my wings.'
'I don't have a few minutes.' Chaos just ignored him and kept stretching. Vincent, knowing he couldn't win, sighed and rubbed his temple.
'Fine. If you want to move so much, then go back to the baseme
Little Black Box: Sephi fanficLittle Black BoxLittle Black Box: Sephi fanfic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Halloween Tale
Co-Starring: A bunch of other KH and FF7 people.
By: OP-KingdomHearts-DS and FeedMeFood
The anticipation in the corridors was building. This year's Halloween party was taking place off campus, a first in Highwind High School history. A fact that Axel was well aware of and would not, could not let slip by. He had been scheming all throughout chemistry since he learned of the party's location. Now all he needed was some victims.
Axel decided to first take his irresistible charm to his classmate, Cloud. Hey~ Cloud, my man. I have a proposition for you.
Cloud glanced at his intruder for a moment before he resumed shoveling down the lunch he brought from work. Cloud knew Axel well enough to see when Axel had one of those ideas that led to one of Principal Cids lectures. Most didnt survive those lectures.
You've heard, right? This Halloween party is gonna be at Nibelheim. You kno
And then Bobby walked in...Prompt: Bobby walks inAnd then Bobby walked in...4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: You know Dean, I TOLD you to lock the door
Rating: M (for the beginning part)
Warnings: Bobby's mouth, Dean having his way with Sammy All that good stuff.
Sam moaned, back arching as Dean's tongue trailed down his neck towards his chest, disregarding his shirt entirely by wrenching it off. If it ripped, neither brother really cared all that much, concentrating more on just FEELING one another.
It had been a long, annoying, boring hunt and Dean was getting fed up with Cas sending them off around the US to take care of God's problems. Right now, he was going to ignore whatever responsibility he had and fuck his little brother into the mattress because hey, this was their sin, and they were more than happy to keep on sinning.
The elder Winchester sat up only long enough to pull off his coat and over shirt, Sam sitting up to help him out of his undershirt, before they fell back on the bed again, mouths connected. Sam moan
Ikurx - Ch 06 Part 2 of 2Ikurx - Ch 06 Part 2 of 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Kitteh and NeoFox
Rating: PG - 13
Warnings: Language, violence, romance
Pairings: Riku x Sora, Axel x Roxas
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts and characters belong to Square Enix and Disney
Summary: After the defeat of Organization XIII, Sora and Riku find happiness in the simplicity of a normal life. A year later King Mickey sends a summons that the fight with the Organization isn't truly done yet. Light. Dark. As long as either exists the battle is never over.
Beta: NeoFox and Kitteh
Part 2 of 2
Sora's feet touched ground; he was somewhere new and maliciously cold. The walls were crystalline, icy but never truly shining.
As soon as Sora was sure his feet were firmly on the ground he took a look around. The fall through the pool hadn't been an entirely bad thing, but where they ended up was a different story. The feeling he got from the place had him wishing that he had taken his friends' advice and stayed away from
Fall of the Blue Spirit - 28Fall of the Blue Spirit - 285 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Part XXVIII: Of the Fall of the Blue Spirit
Having related the Truth bequeathed unto him by the Firstborn, the spirit of the Island of Sān Duō fell silent.
And so replied Yǎn-sui, the Blue Spirit: Honored protector of this island, you have spoken of a Truth I have come to suspect. My worthy father, freed of the Shadowkings domination, saw what was good in this world, and did learn to love the Moon. But now I learn that I am designated the inheritor of his will. By these swords, his very horns, I have taken upon myself a sacred task to protect the daughter of La. I must indeed bow to Fate and not fail in my duty.
But to do so I must also take upon me my dishonor and my misfortune, for now I have realized that I love the sacred maiden and would foreswear the Glorious Heavenly Flame himself in order to serve her.
The maiden-goddess approached the Blue Spirit and embrace
DBGT: Broly: Final Clash 2DBGT: Broly: Final Clash 29 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
DBGT: Broly: Final Clash
By: Jodi Lynn Barrett
© 2004 Original Author of Dragon Ball Z/GT: Akira Toriyama
Vegeta appeared in the front office of the Capsule Corp. building. People around him stared at him in shock, but he simply ignored them. He stormed up several flights of stairs and into a hallway. He passed a few doors before entering one of them. He slammed the door behind him and stomped his way to the kitchen where he ran into his son, Trunks.
Trunks had matured in the many years since the dragons attacked. He was twenty-eight now, and looked exactly like the Trunks that had come from the future. He even wore a Capsule Corp. jacket over a black tank top with black pants.
He turned to face his father. His lavender hair swayed with the movement and his blue eyes lit up when he took in the image of his father. "Father! You're back early. How did things go in the tournament?" He asked cheerily.
"Terrible! Kakarot abandoned the fight!"
Writing Practice 1"What was your medicine? Write about the first time you remember being ill."Writing Practice 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Oh, it was cold in that academy. Dreadfully cold. It was as if the snow and ice from the plateau outside had somehow managed to sneak in through some crack in the wall that had yet to be discovered and patched.
Atton shivered, pulling that beaten jacket closer around himself. Even the thick leather didn't do much to block the chilled air. He stamped his feet slightly, his thick-soled boots making a dull thump-thump on the steel floor panels. He glanced to his right and found the old woman staring intently at him. When he gave a start, her wrinkled lips curled into a slow smirk.
"This place . . . it unnerves you, yes?" she said in that liquid tone of hers.
"Uh, hello?" His voice didn't sound .