Bleach E-mail adressesBleach E-mail adresses8 years ago in Humor More Like This
What if the Bleach characters had E-mail adresses?
Who would they write to?
What would they write?
How would they respond to junk mail, spam, chainletters, & fan-mail?
& what would their E-mail adresses be?
I can't answer ALL the questions, but I CAN answer the LAST one ^^
E-mail adresses of Bleach:
The 13 days of BleachmasThe 13 days of Bleachmas8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On the 1st day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
a deploma from the soul academy!
On the 2nd day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
two long black gloves
On the 3rd day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
3 huge grins
On the 4th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
4 spirit pills
On the 5th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
On the 6th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
6 silken scarves
On the 7th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
7 wolves a howeling
On the 8th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
8 gaudy haoris
On the 9th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
9 blind mans shades
On the 10th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
On the 11th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
11 swords a sharpened
On the 12th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
On the 13th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
13 bags of junk food.
Bleach Debate: Part II PREVIEWBleach Debate: Part II PREVIEW8 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Gotei 13-
Shigekuni Yamamoto Genryusai: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118037
Mom: he's the newest member of the Chia Pets. he's called Chia Brows.
Mom: if i had a smelly upper lip i'd look like that too.
Mom: don't play musical chairs with that stuff.
Gin Ichimaru: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118095
Mom: he needs to leave his mother's false lashes at home.
Izuru Kira: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118184
Mom: that's the latest look for poodles.
Retsu Unohana: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118231
Mom: are those curse words? cuz i'ma learn that japanese.
Isane Kotetsu: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/169865
Mom: did Bigfoot just show up to take her to the prom?
Iemura Yasochika: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/169865
Mom: that's Arnold Schwarzenegger with liposuction.
Aizen Sosuke: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/282
Mom and Daughter Bleach DebateMom and Daughter Bleach Debate8 years ago in Humor More Like This
D1. Shigekuni Genryuusai
Me: He's over 2000 years old!
Mom: I guess God doesn't want him back...
Mom: is that a priest?
Mom: this is a girl right?
Mom: now why is it that in these shows the girls have short hair and
the guys have long hair? now what's wrong with that culture?
Me: she has two braids in the back...
Mom: Now why is he holding that spike-ball? Maybe it's stuck up his
nuts if you know what i mean...
D3. Gin Ichimaru
Mom: where are his eyes?! OMG he's got woman's eyebrows!
Me: he has eyes, he just keeps them slightly open. he's called foxface by everybody
Mom: makes Britney Spears look like a man.
Mom: now why does he have his hair like that?
Mom: well, how would you like it if i went around with my hair like this
(moves her hair over so it covers half her face)?
Me: keep your hair the way it was
Mom: Thank You
D4. Retsu Unohana
Mom: ok, she looks close to human
Mom: i cou
Washing With 'Bleach'Washing With 'Bleach'8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a recipe for disaster consisting of the fallowing ingredients (that should never have been mixed) 1 drunk Shunsui, 13 white captains coats, 1 large washing machine, & a single pink haori... Hilarity insues in this tale of funniness
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or febreeze & I don't know if there are washing mechines, febreeze, or a tradidtion like this in the soul society, but for the sake of my story they exist there @ least in the seireitei.
Though washing machines were not found anywhere in rukon (& clothes were usualy washed by hand in the soul society), there was one laudramat in the seireitei... It was here that a little know tradition was held. Once a week on a Sunday night, a member of the gotei 13 was chosen to complete an importent task... the washing of the 13 captains coats in... dun dun duuuun! "the captains washing mechine" (insert thunder & lightening & dramatic music here) It was an enormous top loader painted white & adorned with the chrests of every captain i
Angsty Dark UkitakeThe clear night air felt good to breathe in, good for his sore throat, his swollen airways and his damaged lungs. He sighed. He had a lot on his mind.Angsty Dark Ukitake8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He stared at the stars in the night sky above him, the sky was studded with stars glowing in their heavenly orbs like a thousand diamonds on a sea of blue black ink. He hoped the stars would tell him the answers, but it seemed the whispers of the stars kept being intercepted by the random clouds that drifted by, as if racing across the horizon.
His thoughts drifted to the cursed disease that seemed to hold him back in everything he did. The day he made captain, he smiled slightly at the thought of that day and the days before it, the day he had been accepted at the academy, the day he graduated, passing his first exam to become a seated officer. Each one of those days had felt like a triumph over his disease.
But then he had days like today which brought him crashing back down to earth, back to the realisation that there was no such thin
'You're My Medicine''You're My Medicine'8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Song fic fallow-up to Shinigami VS Shinsengumi.
Light Parings of Hijikata Okita, Shunsui Ukitake & Ukitake Unohana & possible Ukitake x Okita.
Song: "Snow Day" By Lisa Loeb.
Anime: Bleach/Peacemaker Crossover (post Peacemaker story line pre Bleach storyline)
It was a cold winters day, & Ukitake had found him self back at Squad 4 Hostpital ill yet again;
but this time a familiar face lie in the bed beside him.
"Okita!" he called out hoarsely, coughing a bit.
"Uki-take" choked Okita.
Ukitake reached out his hand & Okita reached out weakly & took it.
"I'm glad your here" whispered Ukitake. "it's good to have friends like you... & Shunsui... &...Unohana..." he said breaking into another fit of coughs. "did you have anyone who... was there for you &... took care of you... when you were sick?" he asked before coughing again.
"yes, there was one..." he replied. "Toushizo Hijikata... he was always making medicines... they tasted awful,
Yuki's First SnowYuki's First Snow5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you Yuki Sohma was 3 years old he saw his first snow...
and he was mesmerized by it...
Yuki watched wide eyed out the window as ice crystals fell from the sky.
Glistening like glitter they blanketed the ground.
"Mommy.. What's that?" he asked, looking out the window as she wrapped a blanket around him. "that's snow.." she told him. "your name 'Yuki' means snow." she said holding him close.
When he was 4 his mom bought him a warm winter coat and a scarf, and would take him out in the snow for a minute or two. Yuki would stare up into the cloudy sky and smile, and he would catch snowflakes on his palm...
...but there was something else he would do. He would cover his mouth and he would cough weakly into his mittens.
His mother would worry.. once when she carried him inside she heard a sound... her poor little Yuki was wheezing.
It was then she saw doctor Hatori. "I'm sorry to say this.. but your son has cold sensitive asthma" he told her. "He was born with weak bronchial
Bleach: they'd never say thatYamamoto Genryusei: They don't know it, but I'm really Santa Claus Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!Bleach: they'd never say that8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Soi Fong: I hate punishing people
Gin Ichimaru: Now is not the time to be smiling a captain has just been killed!
Kira Izuru: I hate Gin! sometimes I want to stab him in the back!
Unohana Retsu: Forget healing people. Today, we fight the 11th division & show them whos boss!
Hanataro: ...I only pretend to be weak... I have the strength of all 13 captains put together... bwahaha!!!
Aizen Sousuke: Nooo my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!!! -fumbles around looking for them-
Hinamori Momo: I hate that bastard Aizen I'm transferring to another squad!!!
Byakuya Kuchiki: Rukia, my dear sister! Come give your brother a hug!
Renji Abarai: I hate tattoos, you'd have to be a freak to get one.
Komamura Saijin: I wear this mask to hide a secret, on the night of a full moon I turn into... a human!
Kyouraku Shunsui: Starting today, I give up drinking & womanizing & become a more productive captain!
A Very Ukitake ChristmasA Very Ukitake Christmas7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was well known throughout the Soul Society that Ukitake had a knack for giving out strange gifts. This years gifts had included a padded "Santa suit" for Yamamoto, a pair of elbow length red & white striped fingerless gloves for Soi Fong, an oversized fruit basket and a box of assorted flavored teas for Unohana, a basket full of hair-care products and skin moisterisers for Byakuya, a fasionable rinestone dog collar for Komamura, a new straw hat with hanging mistletoe all around the brim for Shunsui, a life sized statue of Hitsugaya carved of solid white chocolate for Hitsugaya, red and green light-up bells for Kenpachi, and a childrens chemistry set for Mayuri (which he laughed at and angrilly threw away) -Of corse in addition to equally silly gifts he gave to all the members of his squad and the luetenents of the afformentioned squads- As with most Christmas' Ukitake had given all the afformentioned gifts out early, incases he should fall prey to anothe bought of illness; which he
His HeartbeatHis Heartbeat8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I dont own Bleach or any of the characters. That honor belongs to Kubo Tite. The original characters are my own creations.
Jushiro Ukitake hated dealing with drunks. Two of the worst ones were in his own squad. Yes, they were loyal and good shinigami when they were sober. Jushiro sighed and waited for the second hell butterfly. The hell butterflies were used to ease transportation between Soul Society and the living world. A black butterfly finally showed up and began its flight to the double doors that lead into the world of the living. The first pair of doors slid open and before they were open all the way, the second set slid open. Jushiro steeled himself for what was to come. When he dragged Renji Abarais drunk, stupid self back to Rukia Kuchiki, he would be glad never to step into the world of the living ever again.
That was before he met her.
Hinako and Renji were sitting in the grass in a park several blocks from her apartment. They had already
I Will If You WillDue to Jyuushirou's illness and the fact that he is the sole support for his family, there isn't much meat on himat least that's the way Shunsui puts it. But that doesn't mean he can't spend the longest time exploring his lover's body, especially when said lover is reading and making a point of ignoring him and his ministrations. Shunsui doesn't mind. Not at all, actually. Jyuushirou would probably protest and stop him every other minute if his attention weren't focused on catching up with his homework, so it's better this way.I Will If You Will7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It's a warm summer afternoon and the dorms of the Shinigami Academy unfortunately tend to absorb and store as much heat as they can, no matter how hard students try to keep their room cool. It's so warm that, for once, Jyuushirou has even undone the top of the old yukata he never wears in public and let it hang around his waist. Shunsui only wishes he would take the whole thing off, but he knows that's not likely to happen so he keeps himself busy with wha