Bleach E-mail adressesBleach E-mail adresses7 years ago in Humor More Like This
What if the Bleach characters had E-mail adresses?
Who would they write to?
What would they write?
How would they respond to junk mail, spam, chainletters, & fan-mail?
& what would their E-mail adresses be?
I can't answer ALL the questions, but I CAN answer the LAST one ^^
E-mail adresses of Bleach:
The 13 days of BleachmasThe 13 days of Bleachmas6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On the 1st day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
a deploma from the soul academy!
On the 2nd day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
two long black gloves
On the 3rd day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
3 huge grins
On the 4th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
4 spirit pills
On the 5th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
On the 6th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
6 silken scarves
On the 7th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
7 wolves a howeling
On the 8th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
8 gaudy haoris
On the 9th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
9 blind mans shades
On the 10th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
On the 11th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
11 swords a sharpened
On the 12th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
On the 13th day of Bleachmas a taicho gave to me:
13 bags of junk food.
Bleach Debate: Part II PREVIEWBleach Debate: Part II PREVIEW7 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Gotei 13-
Shigekuni Yamamoto Genryusai: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118037
Mom: he's the newest member of the Chia Pets. he's called Chia Brows.
Mom: if i had a smelly upper lip i'd look like that too.
Mom: don't play musical chairs with that stuff.
Gin Ichimaru: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118095
Mom: he needs to leave his mother's false lashes at home.
Izuru Kira: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118184
Mom: that's the latest look for poodles.
Retsu Unohana: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/118231
Mom: are those curse words? cuz i'ma learn that japanese.
Isane Kotetsu: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/169865
Mom: did Bigfoot just show up to take her to the prom?
Iemura Yasochika: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/169865
Mom: that's Arnold Schwarzenegger with liposuction.
Aizen Sosuke: http://www.animegalleries.net/img/282
Washing With "Bleach"Washing With "Bleach"7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a recipe for disaster consisting of the fallowing ingredients (that should never have been mixed) 1 drunk Shunsui, 13 white captains coats, 1 large washing machine, & a single pink haori... Hilarity insues in this tale of funniness
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or febreeze & I don't know if there are washing mechines, febreeze, or a tradidtion like this in the soul society, but for the sake of my story they exist there @ least in the seireitei.
Though washing machines were not found anywhere in rukon (& clothes were usualy washed by hand in the soul society), there was one laudramat in the seireitei... It was here that a little know tradition was held. Once a week on a Sunday night, a member of the gotei 13 was chosen to complete an importent task... the washing of the 13 captains coats in... dun dun duuuun! "the captains washing mechine" (insert thunder & lightening & dramatic music here) It was an enormous top loader painted white & adorned with the chrests of every captain i
Mom and Daughter Bleach DebateMom and Daughter Bleach Debate7 years ago in Humor More Like This
D1. Shigekuni Genryuusai
Me: He's over 2000 years old!
Mom: I guess God doesn't want him back...
Mom: is that a priest?
Mom: this is a girl right?
Mom: now why is it that in these shows the girls have short hair and
the guys have long hair? now what's wrong with that culture?
Me: she has two braids in the back...
Mom: Now why is he holding that spike-ball? Maybe it's stuck up his
nuts if you know what i mean...
D3. Gin Ichimaru
Mom: where are his eyes?! OMG he's got woman's eyebrows!
Me: he has eyes, he just keeps them slightly open. he's called foxface by everybody
Mom: makes Britney Spears look like a man.
Mom: now why does he have his hair like that?
Mom: well, how would you like it if i went around with my hair like this
(moves her hair over so it covers half her face)?
Me: keep your hair the way it was
Mom: Thank You
D4. Retsu Unohana
Mom: ok, she looks close to human
Mom: i cou
Ukitake's Sleep CoughingUkitake's Sleep Coughing6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I observed something rather interesting in Ukitake a while back.
His cough had always been at it's worst in the mornings, and at night when he went to bed, but he had came to me and told me he had seen some improvement in that.
Curiously enough, in spite of coughing less in the mornings, and at night, his sore throats were not going away; even more curiously, there were still times he complained of chest and rib pain and waking up with a "coppery" taste in his mouth.
It seemed rather strange for seemingly cough related symptoms to persist like that...
Unsure what else to do I put him to bed at Squad 4 Hospital for Observation.
He drank a cup of chamomile tea then dozed off peacefully without coughing. (he had started drinking it a while back as I suggested it would help him to sleep better)
As I watched him I was happy to see him sleeping so peacefully. I knew how badly he needed the rest.
He looked comfortable enough, but then I heard a noise that made me feel uneasy.
Wheezing, he was
Yuki's First SnowYuki's First Snow4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you Yuki Sohma was 3 years old he saw his first snow...
and he was mesmerized by it...
Yuki watched wide eyed out the window as ice crystals fell from the sky.
Glistening like glitter they blanketed the ground.
"Mommy.. What's that?" he asked, looking out the window as she wrapped a blanket around him. "that's snow.." she told him. "your name 'Yuki' means snow." she said holding him close.
When he was 4 his mom bought him a warm winter coat and a scarf, and would take him out in the snow for a minute or two. Yuki would stare up into the cloudy sky and smile, and he would catch snowflakes on his palm...
...but there was something else he would do. He would cover his mouth and he would cough weakly into his mittens.
His mother would worry.. once when she carried him inside she heard a sound... her poor little Yuki was wheezing.
It was then she saw doctor Hatori. "I'm sorry to say this.. but your son has cold sensitive asthma" he told her. "He was born with weak bronchial