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The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
WWC2: The Loreithian Heritage - Teaser"Mom, wake up. Mom!"WWC2: The Loreithian Heritage - Teaser5 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sara rolled over, throwing her arms over her eyes to shield them from the sunlight steaming in through the crack in the curtains. "What..?" she asked, disoriented.
"You said you'd come to my game. C'mon, it's almost noon. You have to get up."
Blinking twice, Sara turned and stared at the neon red numbers on her clock: 11:52. Propping up on her arm, she groaned as her back protested the action.
Danny narrowed his eyes towards her in reprimand. "Were you out as Dark Flame last night?"
The boy's reaction might have made Sara smile at a different time, but another pain shot through her arm and she was just too tired for humor. "Yes, I was," she droned to her son. "I had to help your uncle with a jewelry store robbery."
"Well you have to get up. We need to leave soon. Grampa's making eggs down in the kitchen. C'mon." Pulling on her arm, the boy helped Sara to a sitting position.
"All right," she said with a wave of her hand. "Go make me a cup of coffee. I'll be do
Viva la vida Ch. 1 (lit )Viva la vida Ch. 1 (lit )7 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Flara pants as she runs through the forest as fast as she can. She keeps crying as she unwarily runs into a magical place of the forest before tripping and falling to the ground knocked out almost instantly.
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Mochiko, a girl with curly blond hair, grey eyes and freckles dotting her body was walking her beagle, Shadow outside when it bolted- taking off after a rabbit."Oh no!!" She chased after him- calling his name as he ran into the woods. It didn't stop until with a little yipe it came to a halt, staring at a body on the ground. "Ohmygoodness! A dead girl!" Mochiko gasped.
An attractive young woman was sprawled out among the moss and
Hope For A WishHope For A Wish1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hope For A Wish
My heart had been broken
At that time it was true
Hurtful words had been spoken
As I searched for something new..
Tears could not fill my eyes
They had been drained
And strained before
I had lost all hope
Or so it would seem
All that was left was a tiny piece
And with it I made a wish
I wished for happiness
I wished for love
I wished for belonging
I prayed up above
I asked for everything I needed
Everything I pleaded
I wished for one thing though
One thing with it all
And who would have thought
It would be you that would hear my call
I wanted to stop hurting
I wanted to feel something
I wanted to feel e
Clue Dinner Party Manual2 months ago in Drama
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The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
Simpsons Chronicles (Treehouse of terror 1) ch.2sorry fellas for the delay but i hate a lot the exam's days TwTSimpsons Chronicles (Treehouse of terror 1) ch.29 months ago in Settings More Like This
lets continue then....
Mary: grrr.. COME ON! (pluggin the cables to turn on the computer) yeah.. lets start... general strasse GENERAL STRASSE, DO YOU COPY? , over!
HQ: *scree* g...*scree* strasse here! report your status!
Mary: general, can you explain me what happend to milwawkee?
General: a insane guy killed him, im so sorry i though that he would be alive on this
Mary: he got a family (with anger)
General: don't yell at your general and get foccused on the mision, soldier! we need that information to stop them before is too late! SO SHUT UP AND DO IT! (he cut off the c
Simpsons Chronicles (Treehouse of terror 1)Intro:Simpsons Chronicles (Treehouse of terror 1)10 months ago in Settings More Like This
April: at least.. why did you called us?
Smithers: is something that i kept in secret
Charles: come on dear.. we are on a rescue mission
Ryan: roger that (flumoxed)
Smithers: i'll be a little bit danegerous i guess.. you better stay here..
They: NEVER! is a rescue mission so we won't leave ok?
(they took a jet and start flying)
--- Treehouse of terror presents...---
April: but how did this happend?
Smithers: *sighs carrying a photo* let me tell you a story.. maybe you could understand it all
--- Origins : a new soldier in springfield ---
Smithers: well.. once upon a time...
(Army's HQ : 2:00 hours)
Partner: hey... hey you
Tail's Proposal Tails and Cosmo were at home sitting on a couch together. Cosmo's green hair had grown down to just past her shoulders. Her blue eyes were sparkling with excitement. They were going camping together for the weekend. Tails was finishing packing a large bag with supplies. Cosmo was leaning lightly on him. "Tails?" Tails looked up to Cosmo "yes?" he said sweetly. "I was thinking about when you rescued me from that lab" Tails shook his head "I didn't do it alone I shouldn't get all the praise." "But you still went through so much for me, why?" Tails looked at Cosmo and smiled "I told you already, I love you" Cosmo still blushed when she heard thTail's Proposal2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Knuxikal story 2It's the middle of spring. A red echidna sits on the ruinous steps of the Angel Island temple. He's feeling something, but he's not sure what. Indifference? No. Melancholy? That's more like it. Tikal…. He ponders. It's been a year since you last appeared to me… when are you coming back?A Knuxikal story 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Now, a melodious voice says. "Tikal?" he says.
"I'm right here, Knuckles," an orange echidna appears.
She's wearing an angelic white halter top, and a tribal green red and yellow skirt, with creamy colored sandals. Again she's retained her youthful beauty, and worldly wisdom and maturity. "Tikal…" the red echidna rose from his post and ran in
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 4"BL-!" I began. But I couldn't break down and cry. Blaze was still alive, but she was losing her life fast. Adrenaline took over as I jumped onto a nearby lifeboat. My impact caused it to fall and go smack on the water. I looked around desperately for a way to warm Blaze up. "COME ON BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAAAZE!" I sobbed, shaking the icy cold cat. There was a booming noise as the Titanic broke in two, and it impacted the water, causing waves to rock the lightweight lifeboat, almost sending it toppling over. "Hang on baby girl. We'll get through this!" I told my unconscious wife. I watched as the Titanic sank and sank and sank. I noticed some peoplSonaze: The Titanic Part 42 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 3Suddenly I was jolted awake by a jerk of the boat. I shot up and looked around. I looked around in the darkness, confused. Then an extremely bright light came on in mid-air. I shielded my eyes from it. The light disappeared then to expose a stout, pudgy man with a beard. Floating in mid-air. Great. That leprechaun dude that sent us here.Sonaze: The Titanic Part 32 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"YOU!" I cried. The leprechaun dude cackled and drew in the air with his finger and sparks appeared as he traced the air, and he wrote the words "Today is April 15, 1912. The current time is 11:39 PM" in the air with sparks. "What's-what!?" I asked, confused.
"I took you four days into the future! Right now
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 2Blaze and I sat down at a fancy round table and we looked at the menus. There was a lot of seafood choices, and I didn't like seafood. Not one bit.Sonaze: The Titanic Part 22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"What do you think you're gonna get, Sonic? I may get the baked tilapia!" said Blaze.
"I don't know, Blaze..." I said nervously, biting my lip. I was hungry, but not for seafood, and just about everything on here was seafood.
"OOH! You should get the catfish filet!" Blaze exclaimed. I looked at her. Really? I sighed and set the menu down. "What's wrong, baby?" Blaze asked me with concern, looking deep into my emerald eyes.
"Blaze, I don't like seafood..." I said.
"You don't?"
"No..."
"Well.
Taismo love....Tails was bored,to lazy to play on his iPhone he got from getting a macintosh.Taismo love....5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"why did you have to go cosmo?I would do anything for you,I would kill myself to see you again." "I havn't left you tails.I'm watching over you waiting the day I could see you again too.don't be sad.-"tails inturupted."just look for me right be side you.I know cosmo.I'm sick of waiting!" tails flew to the lab.he still has the seed.he invented a machine to bring cosmo back but failed.he had one thing left to do."sacrifice?!?!?!"questioned sonic."I have to sonic.I need cosmo.I'm already diying from the loss of cosmo.I'm doing a good deed for my life and love."tails
Birth on Special DayCosmo came back to life after a couple of months. Tails had planted Cosmo's only seed into a pot, waiting it to be born.Birth on Special Day2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Their love was as strong as ever, and now with the seed, it just brought them together even more.
"When do you think it will be born?" Tails asked Cosmo.
"I dunno." Cosmo replied.
Then they heard soft crying. Tails and Cosmo ran to the source of the crying.
The crying came from a baby Seedrian, who had white flowers. Her dress and hair were both yellow.
"Come to think of it, she looks like you, Tails!" Cosmo said after some silence.
"What will we name her?" Tails pointed out.
Cosmo thought of this for a while. "How
Infiniti and RE:flectionInfinity and ReflectionInfiniti and RE:flection7 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I thrusted my ticket at the collector and climbed past him before he could say all aboard. I didn't really care if I had the ticket stump, it's not like I'm ever going to forget where I'm going, nor do I really care what train I'm taking, or what seat I'm assigned; it's not like I'm really going anywhere. Now sure it sounds narcissistic, not really considering that people want their private space that they paid for, with thin walls of supposed separation, between them and the next. Honestly they only worked because people wanted them to. Regardless of who cares and who doesn't, that doesn't matter as a single passenge
Plain To SeePlain to see.Plain To See2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Yes.
It is very plain to see,
Just what you are doing to me.
A kiss hello,
A wave goodbye.
Do you know you're making me cry?
You just walked away,
No rhyme or reason,
Now I just watch as you fade away,
Like the summer season.
Now I lay alone,
In my bed.
The thoughts are haunting,
In my head.
Memories that just fade away,
Of days when we used to laugh and play,
The images screaming at me inside my head,
It's a miracle that I am not dead.
You may not know what you have done;
The words you've said that made me run.
The actions you took that made me cry;
The ones that almost made me die.
And now that you are
A speech about Coldplay.COLDPLAYA speech about Coldplay.2 years ago in Letters More Like This
BEHIND THE AWESOMENESS.
People see my love for Coldplay as an unhealthy obsession, they haven't told me, but I know they think it. Well, I won't call it an obsession; because an obsession is something destructive and Coldplay is NOT destructive. I'm a really huge Coldplay fan. I'm the only one of my friends who is a Coldplay fan and that makes me feel awkward, those guys are my life.
They are the only band that can make me cry with a happy song like ETIAW, that I can actually shout with all my heart I LOVE COLDPLAY! and never give a fuck about others, the only band which I don't like only one of the members. I may love Chris, but
Raindrop JamboreeSo I sat there, looking out an open window watching and listening to the symphony of raindrops pour over the night and thinking about overwhelming things that I'd never thought of before that shouldn't be mentioned ever. I can't quite remember why, maybe by now I was tired of thinking and didn't have a reason, but I floated downstairs in a dream and I was standing by the back door but wasn't it really a portal into another world? A portal and I had my hand on the doorknob but did portals really have doorknobs, or locks for that matter because when I tried to pull it open it resisted me bullheadedly. Realizing such, my hand found the indentatiRaindrop Jamboree2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Heart SingYou.Heart Sing2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You make my heart sing.
You.
You pull my heartstrings.
You.
You make me smile when I want to cry.
You.
You are the sun in my sky.
You.
You are what I have been looking for.
You.
You make me feel like I've never felt before.
You.
I love you. <3
Peter PanThe sun stretched over his drugged up brainPeter Pan2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
it tried and tried to find his name.
He had lightning bolts in his eyes
and the right to make a storm.
He walked about the streets alone
screaming, talking, dreaming.
He sucked the world through a straw
and filled up on imagination.
"This is no place for gravity!"
He said,
and floated away.
Imaginary friends by his side,
he coughed up nonsense.
Never a moment in human history
he wanted to grow up.
They said he'd always be this way,
and put a promise on that.
So they stuck him in a room alone
and sealed it with a key.
He escaped with a tightrope
and became a student of the moon.
Make It StopMake It StopMake It Stop2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ethan James was walking home when a group of kids from school drove by. They started shouting at him. He blocked out all the names that they were calling him. Suddenly, they started throwing things at him. Bottles, cans, anything they had in the car that was disposable and could be thrown. Ethan started swearing and picked up speed. Before he knew it, he was running down the street, toward his home.
He turned down a road and ran a bit more before turning again and running into his yard. He looked behind him, but the kids were gone. He sighed and fell against the side of his house. He slid down and sat on the grass. He lifted hi
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