Wybie and CatWybie Lovat was running around the house after his grandma, desperately pleading as he did so. Wybie was seven years old and just begging for a pet, but his grandma refused him every time.Wybie and Cat6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wyborne, how many times have I told you, were not getting a pet! she told him sternly.
But gramma! the seven-year-old protested. Everyone in the first grade has a pet! Im not asking for a dog or anything, I just want something! Im the only one! His lower lip quivered and his eyes widen to the fullest extent that they possibly could.
Ms. Lovat turned around and sighed. Wyborne, Im sorry. she murmured as she crouched down and put her hand on her grandsons shoulder. I just dont have time to help you care for a pet.
Wybie frowned. But Ill take care of it! You dont have to do a thing except help me pay for food and stuff! he promised as he began to hop excited
Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Teen Titans: A New Hero AppearsChapter 1: Introduction of a New Hero: ZeroTeen Titans: A New Hero Appears3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Beast Boy finally realized the Terra he knew was long gone. He turned around and ran through the school doors. He began thinking of all the fun times he had with Terra. He even thought of the times when she was his enemy. Even the time when he told her she had no friends. He wish he could take it back, all of it. As he continued running towards the other Titans he notice a rocker looking boy staring at him with red sunglasses, a black shirt with a red cross design on it, and black baggy pants. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him many thoughts came to his head. Was he a spy for slade or maybe a member of the recently stopped brotherhood of evil. Beast Boy began to glare but said nothing to him.
The boy then spoke. "I revived Terra" he said with a smirk. Beast Boys eyes widen and could not believe what he just heard. The boy then spoke agian,"If you wish to find out how i revived her or why she does not reme
South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
Street Fighter X Tekken - Mario/SonicStreet Fighter X Tekken - Mario/Sonic3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Mario & Sonic : Team Red and Blue
Street Fighter X Tekken: Team Nintendo 3DS Exclusives
"The entire planet was curious as to what would be the provenance such a Pandora's Box that fell in the Antarctica, all kinds of press has presented the news of the phenomenon, even on a parallel reality, to be more exact, in a place called Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, the hero known from this land, saw this news on TV and got worried about what kind of power this box can offer..."
Mario: Oh, I'm thinking.... and if this falls in hand-a of bad people, like-a Bowser?!
"and so, The Red Little Plumber got out for a Journey in the "real world", however as he no longer has the socializing in this alternate reality nowadays, he calls an old rival to help him along the way, who is more accustomed to visit this dimension."
Sonic: Heh, leave this to me! but I'm not sure if this will work very well, you can really follow my steps, Mario?
"even facing the differences, Mari
Love is Magical 1Before I start this story, I just want you to know that I do not own any of the characters or any kind copyrights to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody they belong to Disney, because if I had any copyrights regarding the series or its characters I would definitely change a few things in it. Anyway, this story contains femslash, so anyone who does not enjoy reading about this genre, you're welcome to go back and choose another story. But this story is also a very fluffy story, and features London Tipton and Maddie Fitzpatrick as the main characters and well, it's my way to pay homage to the cutest couple in the show. I hope you all like it. Please, review Well then, on with the show!Love is Magical 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Seven past three in the afternoon, Maddie Fitzpatrick, who worked the candy counter of the Tipton Hotel in Boston, eyed the new guest heading for the main desk with undisguised envy. The person might have been a rock s
Teen Legion : Chapter 1Brainiac 5 sat down on a bench looking down at Earth. Duo Damsel sat right next to him as they both thought to themselves.Teen Legion : Chapter 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, Brainy.", Duo Damsel said to Brainiac 5, "Do you think that we have a reason to be alive?"
Brainy stopped thinking and looked at Duo Damsel, "Well, of course we're made to live for something, Duo Damsel."
She looked down at her feet, "Well, I thought I had a perpose. Until I," Duo Damsel looked up at Brainy and back at the floor, "until I lost my...myself."
Briany wasn't sure what to say at this point, so he said nothing. Brainy continued to look at Earth and Duo Damsel continued to look at the floor.
"Why so glum guys?" Chameleon boy asked walking over to the Legionnaires.
Duo Damsel looked up at Chameleon boy and whispered, "I miss being Triplicate Girl."
"Oh." Chameleon boy said sitting down next to Duo Damsel, "Well, Kell-El wants to see us right away."
Brainy was the first one to stand up and ask, "What is it?"
Chameleon boy sat up and started to walk, "
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Raven and Jinx ch5Amy-Chan: Hiya people! We're back for part ....what number are we on now?"Raven and Jinx ch58 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Raven: Chapter five you demented girl....
Jinx: ha, five chapters of us doing mushy stuff....i love it!
Amy-Chan: ha...you two are cute ^^
Now onto the show! (Go traditional Teen Titans opening with added Jinx kissing Raven Scene?)
This time it was Beast boys time to track them...they had moved from the ice cream shop and down the street. He kept a close eye on them by shifting into several different animals in his tracking. A fly...a mouse... a bird anything he could to keep close. He was feeling more than a bit of jealousy right now. His years of pining after her...his jokes...trying to make her smile...asking her out on dates...and he gets brushed off for another girl...more than that, a villain girl. One that Raven herself had expressed hate for many times since their first encounter.
Jinx smiled keeping her hand around Ravens waist as they walked. Raven keeping quiet. They had finished their ice cream a lit
TSS: Liver PunchHe stood in front of the mirror, examining the bruise that colored his side. It wasn't healing as quickly as he had wanted - it had been hours since the fight, and the pain still shot up his spine every time he moved. It was probable that Kagome had been correct, and he had a broken rib. Sesshoumaru would not tell her, of course. Even a severe fracture would mend soon, and she had already fretted over him far too much.TSS: Liver Punch4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The memory of Kagome's concerned, gentle touch on his ribs suddenly morphed into an intense image of her hands sliding up to his chest, and her lips pressing against him. Everything of hers was pressing against him. He could feel her soft hair tickle his skin and smell the scent of her lavender soap. It was fleeting, but the stabbing pain of his injury was nothing in comparison to the shudder of sensation that flowed through him with such a picture in his mind.
The sound of cracking porcelain brought him back to reality, where his hands were curled around the crum
Dragon"Today we will capture the American Dragon and slay him." The Huntsman stated as he spoke to the whole huntsclan.Dragon4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Huntman I have some news." Huntsgirl said as she approached him.
"What is it?" He said as he looked at her.
"I got some intelligence that the dragon is still hiding somewhere here in New York and some of our men are currently on his tail." She stated.
"Perfect, let's move." He replied as he grabbed his staff and ran out with Huntsgirl following.
"Epic Teen Titans and American Dragon theme song crossover"
"Dude why do I have to go to New York?" Beast Boy asked as the Titans were preparing to leave on missions.
"Because were trying to avoid sending each other to the villains that annoy us the most for example Cyborg is dealing with Slade and I am going after Brother Blood, Raven will go after the Brotherhood of Evil and Star is going after control freak, you have to find out what the disturbance calls are about in New York, we've put it off to long understand?" Robin asked a
TSS: BlockSango pulled a red folder marked 'Case 2852 - Threat Assessment' from her bag, placed it in front of Kagome and went to fetch the takeout from the kitchen. "Your captain would have your head if she found out that you read me into your assignment," she observed, unpacking the food.TSS: Block4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I know," mumbled Kagome, pulling a cup of noodles towards her. "Who is 'case 2852'?"
The older woman gave her a cool look. "You know better than that. Suffice it to say, it's not a client that actually needs a threat assessment," she said, curling into the chair across from Kagome.
"So secretive," teased the policewoman.
"I wouldn't be much of a security contractor if I weren't," said Sango. "At least you know that I'll keep my mouth shut about this."
Kagome smiled. "I appreciate it, Sango. Your company and your family just have so many more resources than the department, and I needed everything I could get on Naraku."
"This fighter of yours must be gorgeous for you to take this sort of risk," said he
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
The Three Ages of Gwen - 1The Three Ages of Gwen - 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on, you dweeb Grandpa will be waiting for us."
Gwen Tennyson laughed as she ran after her cousin towards the Rustbucket, the old camper van that her grandfather had been using to drive them around the country all summer. When she had first heard about the trip, two things had upset her more than anything. Firstly, been stuck in a vehicle that looked like it was been held together with duct tape and not much else. Secondly, having to spend the entire summer not just with her grandfather, but also with the idiot that was her cousin, Ben Tennyson.
She was dressed in her usual clothing a light blue top with darker blue sleeves that came to just over her elbows, white Capri pants and trainers, with her red hair held back by a single clip. The top had her favourite cat motif on the front. As for Ben, he was wearing that shirt and shorts combo again.
The holiday had started badly, and had threatened to get w
One Hell of a Butler - Part 4One Hell of a Butler - Part 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Butler Cold
It was dark when I finally awoke.
Very dark for that matter.
In contrast to the morning, the night had turned nasty and I could hear a faint whistle of wind blowing through some random crevice, with the harsh hiss of rain battering against the balcony doors.
Propping myself up on one hand I found that I was no longer clothed, my body almost fully exposed if it had not been for my pair of undergarments. I would make a note to myself to punish Sebastian accordinly for both undressing me without my permission and allowing me to sleep in such a state.
Regardless of the weather, my body temperature was rather warm and I did not feel the chill in the room. In fact, considering the weather, I was extremely warm. Hot even. Even so, I tugged at the sheets under my duvet and wrapped them around myself allowing them to flop over my shoulders before pushing myself from the bed.
The material dragged along
TanabataTanabata5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: A Sailor Moon Seiya/Usagi oneshot, post Stars Season, anime-verse. Spoileriffic for a future doujinshi that I plan on making based on this so avert your eyes if you want to wait for the fancomic instead!
In the inky black expanse that was space, and the glittering diamonds that embedded themselves into night's blanket, Fighter stared, transfixed onto one singular star. It twinkled at her, and spoke of a galaxy on the other side of the universe, of a planet in the recesses of nowhere, and a girl that was further beyond her reach than that.
She leaned against the pillar, her sapphire eyes glazing over as a memory from what seemed like another life and at the same time one that happened just yesterday settled over her. She felt the tug of her heart as soon as the smile tugged at her lips.
"Don't you know what today is all about, Seiya?"
"Eh? It's a festival of course!"
"It's not JUST a festival. It's a love story!"
She was standing in the same spot that he
__. I'm sorry__. I'm sorry10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
By Tony Tran
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you when it was your 5th Birthday. I wasn't able to see the happiness striking across your face, the anticipation running through your veins at the point of opening your presents. The blissful joy of all your friends and family around you as they sang happy birthday, that day was a memory I never had the chance to remember.
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you when you had your first day at school. It was like a new world for you filled with friendship, independence and above all, fun. I'll always regret not being there to pick you up after school and having you run into my arms at a thousand miles per hour, as though you hadn't seen me in years. Those days when you came home and started humming a harmonious song that you learnt, it was a tune I'd never hear.
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you when you were eight years old and just learnt to ride your first bike. The breeze going through your hair as yo
Gift-WrappedJust a short piece to get me in the holiday spirit by participating in TheDeadliestSin's December '09 Challenge. The challenge consists of 5 seasonal prompts. I won't promise I'll write for all of them, but hopefully, I'll get a couple of them done. ^_^ This one is for "ribbon."Gift-Wrapped5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, Hiei! It's about time you got here. I was beginning to think you weren't going to come," Yusuke greeted the fire apparition loudly.
"If I had known that was an option, I wouldn't be here."
Yusuke laughed and clapped him on the back. "Now, now. Don't be like that. This is fun! This year is almost over and we deserve to cut loose and celebrate. Look: we've got lots of good food and beer, and the girls are all decked out in their fancy dresses. We've even got some mi