Growing Around - Episodes - Best Enemies[We open up to see Sally standing in front of a three-story building. She's looking up at her car, which has somehow gotten up on the roof. She's in the city part of town.]Growing Around - Episodes - Best Enemies10 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Sally: Well... this is some way to start a day. How am I supposed to get that down before the candy sale ends?
[A child in a police officer's uniform walks up to her]
Officer: So, that's your car up there?
Sally: [Still looking at the car] Yeah, wanna help me get it down?
Officer: I'm placing you under arrest.
[We see that Sally's been handcuffed]
Sally: Hey, that's not fair! I get my car stuck on rooftops all the time and you guys never seem to mind!
Officer: Well, you usually don't run through six buildings, two parks, and a subway train when you do. I hope.
[We cut to a panning shot of a bunch of mayhem that Sally's destruction has caused]
Sally: Um... it wasn't me...?
Officer: Tell it to the judge.
[We gilligan cut to the court room.]
Sally's lawyer: I told you, the "it wasn't me" defense never wo
Growing Around - Pilot (Draft 2)Growing Around - Pilot (Draft 2)1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
[Scene: Linda and Robert are walking home. A school bus full of adults is riding off behind them. Linda and Robert each have backpacks on]
Robert: How'd you do on the test today?
Linda: Look for yourself. [She hands Robert the page]
Robert: Wow [looks at it disbelief] How do you not know how to make a water balloon?
Linda: Seriously, when are we ever going to use this stuff? Let's just get home. I've got to make a phone call to Janet.
Robert: You need to start thinking about the consequences. These bad grades are really starting to pile up.
[They reach the stairs]
Linda: Look, I've had a hard day. I just want to relax. I'll deal with my grades later.
[They open the door and enter the house. Sally is on the couch playing a video game. Linda runs upstairs towards her room. Robert walks towards the kitchen]
Sally: Where are you going?
Robert: To the kitchen to do my homework. I want to just get it out of the way.
Sally: Oh no you don't mister!
Robert: D-did I do something wrong?
Growing Around - Episodes - A Tale of Two Kiddies[We open to see Linda distracted in class, typing on her cellphone]Growing Around - Episodes - A Tale of Two Kiddies9 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Linda: Huh, so that's what's going on around the world. I hope things calm down in the—
[She's knocked back by a spitball]
Linda: AGH! Who did that?
[She looks up to see Kathy, staring angrily at her with her arms folded and a straw in one of her hands.]
Kathy: The only place in the world you should be worrying about right now is my classroom.
Linda: Hey! I'm paying attention.
Kathy: Oh really? Then tell me what color crayon Jimmy Stitch used to sign the Ice Cream Proclamation?
Linda: Um.... green?
[Kathy raises one eyebrow]
[She looks over to Robert, who is looking kind of embarrased for her. It's clear that Linda has falling into one of Kathy's traps]
Kathy: Linda, if you were paying attention you'd know that's not what we're learning about today.
Linda: Oh come on, you've got to give me a chance!
[Kathy is heading back to her desk. She doesn't even turn around]
Kathy: Alright, you can be th
Growing Around - PilotGrowing Around - Pilot1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
[Robert playing video games]
Sally: Uh, Robert why are you still playing that video game?
Robert: Because it's fun.
Sally: Why don't you go outside and do something else. Are you really going to spend all weekend doing this?
Robert: I don't see why not.
Sally: Well, maybe I want to play.
Robert: Ugh, can I please finish this level?
[Sally looks at the screen and sees Robert failing at beating a boss]
Sally: Up, left, perry, thrust.
Robert: I think I know what I'm doing.
[Loses a life. In frustration, Sally takes the controller]
Sally: Come on, come on.
[Sally beats the boss, and sticks out her tongue at Robert]
Robert: Okay, fine. Can I have the controller back now?
Robert: Why not?
Sally: It's my turn now.
Sally: Ugh. Alright, but if you die again I'm going to own you in multiplayer.
Sally: I'm coming! I'm coming!
[Sally trips over one of Linda's possessions while Robert is playing a video game in the background]
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Growing Around-The Sitter (2nd Draft)Growing Around Test Episode #3 Script:Growing Around-The Sitter (2nd Draft)1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
[We begin episode with a shot of the Dunn family’s house. The door opens, and out steps Timmy. Timmy is still dressed in his pajamas, and a mug of fruit juice is in his hand. Timmy walks outside and to the mailbox. He grabs the mail and returns inside. The boy then goes to the kitchen where the rest of the family is eating breakfast. Timmy sits, and begins to examine the mail.]
Timmy: Junk….junk…more junk…. Oh, hey! Check this out Sally! We’re invited to a birthday party tomorrow!
Sally: Really? Whose birthday is it?
Timmy: You know that kid Devin? He’s turning 10 today. Tomorrow night, he’s having a big ol’ party at his house.
[Sally finishes the last bit of her juice, and get up from the table.]
Sally: That’s awesome! Oh! I gotta get ready! Jell-O shots to bake! Birthday presents to buy! Hey, can someone clean my dish for me? Thanks!
[Sally bolts from the