Happy Birthday Jim Carrey!*Sarcastic mode: On*
W00t I didn't sleep last night. Baby doggeh wouldn't let me do it. He kept crying and peeing all around. Moving-Jumping-Having Nightmares. I wonder what puppies dream about.... Well... I slept from 9 am to 11 am.
I'm mad at someone... but I don't know who. Well I think I do. But I have no right, I guess. I'm really disappointed. Man... I'm hurt.
Damn inspiration is gone. I can't think. I try and try and try and all I do is sh*t.
I'm f*cking tired of crying.
AND DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TELLING ME TO GO TO A DAMN PSYCHATRIST. *mother of orthography* I'm not in da mood of writing correctly. I guess I'm just bored.
----> I'm the cutest thing when I cry... and sing at the same time, anyway.
Struck SpeechlessArnold had been faithfully sending her letters ever since he moved to San Lorenzo to be with his newly-found parents. Before he had boarded the bus, he'd pulled her aside to promise her that he would write her, and yes, he was a man of his word. She knew that he was also writing to the rest of his former classmates, but she felt especially privileged to be the only one he mailed once every two weeks. He called it his way of "getting to know the real her" and vice versa. Mostly his letters were about San Lorenzo, what it was like to finally have parents in his life again, questions about the health of his grandparents, other classmates, and his eternal thanks to her for her help in finding his parents.Struck Speechless8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She always meant to write him back -- really, she did. She was just too busy with helping out at the boarding house and her dad's business, and good old Arnold assumed that was the case, so he continued to write her. He once told her that he got enough information about her out of Phoebe
A Surprise ReunionHelga hung upside down over the edge of her bed with her golden hair cascading all about her as she lost herself completely in her English reading assignment. On the cover of her book it read Pride and Prejudice, one of her all time favorite novels which she was only too happy to read again for her freshman Introduction to English Composition class. The sun shone in through her dorm's small window, reflecting off of the papers that littered the dorm's blue carpeted floor. Outside the faint sound of students walking back after their afternoon classes could be heard. Helga smiled to herself, grateful that her party girl of a roommate had already left for the rest of the day leaving her alone in her reading. Even though they were polar opposites in personality, they had gotten along quite well considering that they didn't spend much time in the room together.A Surprise Reunion3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She sighed as she reached the part where Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett first met. She had always fancied herself as a modern Lizz
April Fools Day, REVELATIONApril Fools Day, REVELATION4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"APRIL FOOLS DAY" MY FANGIRL REVELATION
-By: Brittany L. Reid/WallynSimonsGirl/FoxieSango/Rika
Ooooooh, man. This is good. XD
Guess what; I just realized, we've most likely already gotten a snippet of Arnold and Helga WHILE they're dating and didn't even realize it. Or maybe you did, in which case good for you. But I'm putting this up anyway because it makes me smile. =]
Okay, so check this out. Everyone knows that in the episode "April Fools Day," Arnold does that PASSIONATE tango with Helga near the end. And this is a bit out of character for both of them compared to the rest of the series, as far as their closeness goes. Why? Because chronologically "April Fools Day" is said to take place after "Hey Arnold: The Movie." So Arnold supposedly knows of Helga's secret in this episode, but they're "pretending" it was "heat of the moment." So while they're acting like it never happened, one can't
Helga's Heart Arnold's Eyes chapter 6Helga's Heart Arnold's Eyes chapter 63 years ago in Romance More Like This
Before we get started I'm wondering if there are any artist out there who would like to take a stab at drawing a scene from this. I wanna see how you guys take to it, as well as more comments, remember how much I love those. Ok enough of that..
When we last left off Helga had joined the adventure with Hazel and the newly introduced Zack. We learned that the evil river pirate, La Sombra, is still roaming the Jungle looking for the prized Corazon, and Arnold was seen pouring over the pages of the Journal, with excitement, fear, and a flutter of warmth in his heart as he thought about the small flower hidden in its pages.
Chapter 6: The Tale Starts With a Split
It was hot, crazy hot, ridiculously hot, crazy hot. His clothing hung like led weights on his skin. The air was thick. His bag clung to his shirt with sweat and his shirt felt like it was glued to his back, the weight of his pack causing him to swagger. Yet stepping off the narrow trail being freshly cut by Zack in the lead, caused
A Christmas SurpriseA light breeze ruffled her blonde hair as snow flurried around her while she sat on the front stoop of her home with her head resting on the palms of her hands. Even though it was Christmas morning, Helga was feeling incredibly glum. Last year's Christmas had been incredible, what with her receiving the amazing gift of Nancy Spumoni snow boots from Miriam only to turn around and give them up in order to reunite Mr. Hyunh with his daughter, Mai. All of that to preserve her beloved Arnold's optimism and belief in miracles. She inhaled deeply as she recalled how peaceful and happy she felt, and how she had finally realized that loving someone means sometimes putting them before yourself.A Christmas Surprise4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
However this Christmas was very different. Miriam had stumbled down the stairs early in the morning and proceeded to get intoxicated with an eggnog cocktail of some sort while her father had taken off to go spend Christmas with her older sister, Olga, and her new fiancé, Tristan. She snorted in amuse
Helga's Heart Arnold's Eyes chapter 3Helga's Heart Arnold's Eyes chapter 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 3: A Night of Pataki's Pain.
Silence. Climbing into the old Packerd, the ride over to the police station, only a few words were spoken. Helga was in hardly any state to report the crime, so Arnold took over, speaking for her on the most part at first, holding her hand the entire time as the cop waited for the subtle 'yes' or 'no' head nods. But it came to a point where Helga had to give her statement, they gave a blanket and something to drink, and then she unwillingly let go of Arnold's hand as she was brought back into one of the interrogation rooms.
Arnold too was unwilling to let go, he knew for some reason, what ever it was didn't matter, that Helga chose him to come to. And with that she had handed him a huge roll in all this mess. Not that he wasn't grateful, but he was aware of how this would affect him very soon. He felt protective of her, and not being beside her now scared him. He slumped over in a chair next to his grandfather. Leaning over and burring his head in h
Helga's Honest Dream"Hey I'm in Dr. Bliss's office," Helga says as she looks around, realizing that she's on the couch. She sees Dr. Bliss's chair and goes to it, hoping to find out what's going on. Why would she be in this office at night and on the weekend? The chair swivels around and the poor nine-year-old is shocked at who she finds.Helga's Honest Dream4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Who are you!" She asks, scared.
"You-at age 30." Helga eyes the woman over, trying to see if she is who she says she is. Her hair is like hers, only let down. Her dress IS pink, but it's missing the classic hot stripe at the bottom and has a more curvy shape to it.
"Ok Bucko, you can pull off what I could look like as an adult, but how do I know you're really me?" Older Helga sighs, not at all surprised that she'd have to prove herself.
"You have a shrine of Arnold Shortman in your closet made out of gum and found objects, you refer to him as 'ice-cream' when talking to Phoebe, and when you were once stuck in his room you had a...um..." She blushes, "vary satisfy
Slumber PartyShe never knew why she did this kind of thing. She wasn't all that girly, and opted more for hanging out with the guys. But tonight? Nope. Phoebe had persuaded her to take up Rhonda's invitation to her little all girls slumber party. The girls had all become friends since the gang came closer, especially three years ago when Astrid first moved to town. Astrid moved to Hillwood from England, and at first had been mercilessly teased and made fun of for not only being the new girl in school, but also, because of her accent.Slumber Party5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
To no one's surprise, it was Arnold and Gerald who had first reached out to her and brought her within the group, where Lila immediately hit it off with her, as did Sheena and Nadine, then Rhonda (especially after finding out that Astrid's aunt was a famous London designer), Phoebe, and Helga even came around when she saw that Astrid thankfully had no romantic interest in Arnold.
She did however, have her eye on someone the moment she met them. And that was none other
HA Analysis- Why Hate Lila?HA Analysis- Why Hate Lila?5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
By: Brittany R./WallynSimonsGirl/Rika
Why hate Lila?
Nine times out of 10, you will hear the average Hey Arnold fan tell you, "I HATE LILA!! SHE'S TOO PERFECT!! I CAN'T STAND HER!! ARRGGHH!!"
But I wonder, if this is just a surface opinion. I cannot speak for other Hey Arnold fans, but I wanted to write this little snippet of MY OPINION so that others would read it and give some thought to it. (And don't worry, I'll keep this short.)
IF YOU DON'T AGREE, PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!! This doesn't contain Lila bashing; it's just my assessment of her character and an idea of probably why people do not like her. (I mainly think that on the surface, people strongly dislike the idea of her and Arnold being a couple, but this is an analysis of Lila's character in itself).
Now, last night I was watching the episode, "Ms. Perfect," when Lila first arrived on the scene of P.S. 118. At first, the girls pi
-Poem- A Thief's TaleRide the chilling wind,-Poem- A Thief's Tale5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
across the burning sand;
along the trail of life --
with it in your hands.
Items made through bloodshed,
seven for the priests;
with their magic powers,
to bring upon the peace.
Rage for fallen comrades,
scarred by darkened times;
revenge, his only wish,
to make up for the crime.
Defeat brought in battle,
but denied his death;
instead, trapped inside,
to await his final breath.
Millennia of silence,
until a new time came;
to possess a boy's body
and rule a Shadow Game.
Moonwalker II Chapter 4Moonwalker II Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The whiteness seemed to go on forever. Michael was sure maybe he was already dead and probably seeing heaven's light. He couldn't see or feel anything, not even pain, as he was trapped in the empty white void.
Then it started to dim.
Although Michael still felt numb, he was able to hear voices.
"Grab my hand, young girl!"
Masculine with an accent. It was obviously Jude's.
"Come on Kate, you can make it!"
The second one seemed to be Zeke's.
Next sound he heard was Katie apparently getting lifted from the water onto solid ground, panting from exhaustion.
"Where-where's Michael? And Sean?" the girl asked.
"Michael's probably doing well himself, but for now we have to-"
Jude's voice started to garble. Michael felt himself opening his eyes and realized he was underwater.
By instinct, he quickly tried to swim upwards until he finally reached surface when he took a huge gasp of air. Looking around to see where he was, he saw Sean lying unconscious at the shore. Immediately concern
HA: Teenage Mother Part 1HA: Teenage Mother Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"BABY SISTER! I'M HOME!" Olga threw open the door to Helga's apartment with a look of pure joy. It had been nearly two years since she had seen Helga last, their last visit being Helga's wedding in France. It was such a beautiful sight; white lights had cascaded across the aisle, soft pink petals floated down onto the walkway from the tree's that overlooked the night of matrimony.
Helga had never looked so beautiful in her life. Miriam had of course had a fit when she noticed the white converse peeking out from underneath her smooth princess like wedding gown, but Olga could only smile and wipe away the tears from her eyes.
Her favorite part of the entire ordeal was seeing the grooms face light up with joy, a sense of awe and inability to breathe caressing over his body as he saw her silhouette walking down the aisle. Their eyes never left one another throughout the entire ceremony.
Olga giggled recalling Helga's embarrassed face as he kissed her cheek and down to her li
My Dark Side A seventeen year old Arnold walked into a small café that was snuggled deep down downtown. It was a dark and seductive place, where the walls were lined up with red over stuffed booth and tables with small candles as center pieces. The windows were blacked and the only light that was on was from the kitchen and the small stage. His normal crowd wouldn't even dream of a place like this. Arnold found a booth that was empty and sat down. He looked around and saw a bunch of young couples kissing in the dark corners of the room. He sighed, the night he found this place was because Gerald ditched him, for a date with Phoebe. Arnold was looking around this part of town when it started raining. He had ducked into this place soaking wet. Thankfully the owner had extra clothes and ever since then every time Gerald ditched him and it was often- he came over here. A waitress came and place a Yahoo soda in front of him, he smiled at her andMy Dark Side3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Sealed With A KissShe sat, back rigid against an old brown leather office chair with a fountain pen twirling through a shaky left hand while the index finger of her right tapped impatiently on a piece of pink stationery. The drawn hearts mocked her inability to let go of the painful secrets churning deeply within her, and she found herself inking frowning faces over the obnoxious little offenders.Sealed With A Kiss6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Leaning forward, head resting cockeyed against her sweaty palm, she admired her artwork before twisting her face into a discouraged pout and proceeded to wad up the paper. The crinkled ball whizzed through the air until it landed in a growing pile of previously aborted transgressions.
"This is hopeless," she whined, raking a hand through dirty blond waves. "I can't do this."
A voice startled her out of her thoughts; she had almost forgotten she wasn't alone. "Yes, you can. Pretend that this is no different than your normal poetry."
"But it is," Helga cut i
MY SWEET FLOWERMY SWEET FLOWERMY SWEET FLOWER2 years ago in Romance More Like This
*This story takes place 10 years after the defeat of Naraku as Rin is taking a break from her responsibilities as Lady of the Western Lands by taking part in an interesting, relaxing and familiar technique involving flowers*
Sama – It is used mainly to refer to people much higher in rank than oneself.
Chan – It is informal, almost affectionate equivalents to -san.
Senbei – A type of Japanese rice crackers.
Sukiyaki – Is a common Japanese dish.
Mirin – A sweet Japanese cooking wine.
Oishī – Japanese word meaning, ‘Delicious’.
Ikebana – The Japanese art of flower arranging.
~ In this particular fanfiction Kagome is still able to travel to and from the Feudal Era through the Bone Eater’s Well. It has always been in my own, personal impression that Kagome may not have been travelling to the past of her own world but actually to the past of an alternate world. If you are intereste
Creepypasta the Fighters: Slender ManCreepypasta the Fighters: Slender Man1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Bio: Coming from a generation of several monsters similar to him, the Slender Man is believed to be a child murder and a ferocious monster. In actuality, the current Slender Man actually wants to wipe clean his ancestors’ name and be accepted. Instead of killing children, he actually kills the parents who abuse their children and take their children so that they can be raised on a better life. Despite this, the Slender Man can still be a dangerous being and caution should be made when approaching him.
Powers/Weapons: The Slender Man has tentacles on his back which are the main weapons he uses to kill his victims. These also serve as additional appendages. Other abilities he possesses are Teleportation (Slenderwalking), Media distortion, Time-travel, limited mind control, and control over a disease called the “Slender sickness”.
*Tentacle thrust: Slender Man thrusts four of his tentacles at the opponent.
*Terror from Beyond: Slender Man stomps on the ground, s
The Patakis: An EssayThe Patakis: An Essay4 years ago in Drama More Like This
In Hey Arnold!, Helga Pataki is the one of the few kids at P.S. 118 who is shown to have a typical family, with parents and at least one sibling. Helga's family is seen more than any of the other show's kids and their family members (apart from Arnold's), most of the time without Olga (her older sister) around. They are very dysfunctional because they all have flaws that don't make them a very happy and functional family. Bob (her father) is a loud, dominating, and very competitive blowhard, Miriam (her mother) is a ditzy and lazy alcoholic, and Olga is an overly perky perfectionist and ignorant to the problems in the family. Helga is left in the dust for the majority of the time because her family almost never pays attention to her or even gives her a lot of encouragement, kindness, and all other positive traits.
I chose to do an essay on the Patakis because there is so much about them that interests me and can be discussed about them, namely possibilities o
HA La gran aventura 6HA La gran aventura 65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Los personajes aquí presentados, no me pertenecen, son propiedad de Craig Bartlett y Nickelodeon.
"La Gran Aventura"
El parque parece lleno de gente, pero él solo tiene ojos para esa linda niña rubia que tiene sentada frente a él, ella lo mira brindándole una bella sonrisa.
- ¿Estarás a mi lado por siempre?- Le pregunta.
Un instante de silencio y ella asiente con la cabeza, sin dejar de sonreír, esta a punto de tomar su mano, pero una grieta se habré entre ellos y ella cae sin remedio a un abismo que parece no tener fondo.
- ¡HELGA!- Grita desesperado.- ¡No! - Es la palabra que pronuncia al despertar totalmente agitado. Su respiración se empieza a tranquilizar cuando ve el lugar en el que se encuentra, todos duermen alrededor, al parecer aún es de madrugada, sus padres dormitan en las sillas cercanas a la ca
Bloodshot Emerald EyesCool metal clung to his jaws, bidding them stay together as he was flung into his chambers, forced to stay there and without his magic until judgement was passed by the All-Father. There were no bonds placed upon him spare one; the muzzle. It pained him constantly; with each movement under the metal jail something stuck in him, or pulled his jaws back tight. Slender fingers played with the gag, tracing the scabbed over bits of skin he had inflicted on himself while trying to pry the dreadful contraption from his jaws. The skin started peeling again, refreshing the newly scabbed skin with bulbs of blood that bloomed up over the already wounded features.Bloodshot Emerald Eyes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The marks of him trying to claw his way free would scar his features most likely without chance of even magic restoring his fine skin.
He could barely think in this state of near constant agony, it was such an awful thing to wear. He wanted to leave; he felt as though he had to leave, or else do something to ease the pain some. Hi
:Olga's Wedding Chapter One::Olga's Wedding Chapter One:2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was April, spring flowers were just shooting up and the grass was becoming greener. Everything was waking up from a long sleep. Buds on leaves were sprouting on bare trees. The clouds of winter were saying their goodbyes before heading off in the opposite direction. Nothing special was happening here in Hillwood...
“Baby sister!” Olga burst threw the door, shocking Helga who just happened to be passing through. The soda in Helga’s hand, fizzed and bubbled up at the loud screeching. “I am back! Oh how I missed you so.” Helga dropped her soda when her sister’s arms hugged her tightly.
“Is that Olga?” Came Miriam’s voice from the kitchen.
“Why yes, Momma!”
Miriam’s face brightened, she quickly wiped the drool from her mouth and fixed her dress. “How long will you being staying this time, dear?”
“Hmm...” Her dainty finger tapped her soft lips. “I believe for at least 4 weeks.”
Phineas and Isabella fanfic 05When Phineas and Isabella were both in their nigthclothes and were about to get into their seperate beds Phineas decided to go to the window, but instead of just opening it, Phineas sat on the window seat and looked over the city like a hawk would watch over the land. Isabella felt awkward watching Phineas so went over to sit next to him, the two sat there for a few minutes silently watching the city, the moon was shining brightly and a slight breeze was making Isabella's soft black hair blow gently over her shoulders, Isabella sighed and closed her eyes.Phineas and Isabella fanfic 056 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Ya know, I've had my eyes on one of the Fireside girls for a while, and I think she feels the same about me too." Phineas said breaking the silence. Isabella opened her eyes, fidgetted uncomfortably and looked down at her hands.
"So, who's the lucky one?" Isabella muttered slightly bitterly. Phineas looked at her and grinned then focussed his gaze back into the night sky.
"You." Phineas whispered. Isabella looked at Phineas, and Phin
Letters from nowhereLetters from nowhere3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: Nothing of Hey Arnold belongs to me . (Sadly)
Based on the writing challenge from Hey Arnold Creatives ideas group on FB.
Letters from nowhere
It was an evening like any other. She walked slowly, trying to calm down after the trials and conflicts that occurred in school, but not really eager to get home either. After all, at this time there was nobody in it; her mother was probably taking a nap, like the ones she used when had hangovers, and even if she tried to wake her up, she would not answer. Her father surely would be at work, pretending not to have a family, drowning in his monotony. Her sister would be in a meeting or in a interview or in something ... and yet, Helga had a secret rush to get in front of the door of her house and check the mailbox to see if there was that solitary item that lately made her feel a little of happiness.
As soon as she arrived at her doorstep, Helga quickly located a pair of envelopes, gave a cou
Seto Kaiba in GX and 5DsThis is for all Seto Kaiba fans! If you love Seto and if you really would like to know where he is currently in the anime, then keep reading!!! You probably know that Seto appeared and was mentioned in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX several times. In fact, if youre looking for a very detailed summary of the GX episodes where Seto made appearances, was mentioned, was in flashbacks, etc, then please visit:Seto Kaiba in GX and 5Ds6 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
The last time Seto actually appeared in person was in GX episode 76, when he spoke to Sartorius. Also, the last time he was seen in a flashback was in GX episode 107, when Aster Phoenix mentioned how Pegasus believed Seto was the second best duelist. GX episodes 156-180 were not dubbed, so those who watched all 180 episodes had to watch the last season in Japanese.
In GX episode 168, Axel Brodie found lists with names of people. Whenever people w
Avengers/YJ crossover part 1Avengers/YJ crossoverAvengers/YJ crossover part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Batman sent the message to the bioship. “The League needs assistance. Everyone else is busy, I'm calling you in."
"Where was that sent from?" Artemis asked Robin, who was already tracing the message.
"New York" he replied "Exact coordinates can't be confirmed"
"I think we'll know when we get there." I said, almost falling out of my seat as the bioship turned.
"Sorry, she knows how important it is. She wants us to get there quickly." Miss Martian said from her seat at the controls. She was currently grinning a little sheepishly and I scowled at her.
"Mine doesn't have feelings" Midnight Angel muttered. That much was true. Ancient ships had no feelings but they were very fussy about who flew them. They did have attitudes sometimes, which was an issue.
"I think I know why we were called in." Artemis announced, stopping my thoughts in their tracks.
I followed her horrified gaze through the front window of the bioship. A large green object was hurtling towards us