Mysterion is Born. Mysterion is BornMysterion is Born.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Nine year old Kenny McCormick lay in his bed, listening to his parents fighting once again. This happened at least once a week; he got used to it after a while, just like his older brother, Kevin, did. 'You get used to it,' Kenny thought. He was dressed only in his underwear, leaving his orange parka in his closet.
Kenny turned around, trying to get into a comfortable position. He could always sleep easier when his parents fought for some reason. He didn't know why; maybe it was because it gave him a reason to run away into his dreams, to fall asleep and leave his alcoholic parents behind, even if it was for eight short hours. But he couldn't tonight.
Kenny always wanted to run away from his home, go to another home, live in the forest, anywhere, as
Social AnxietySocial Anxiety7 months ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Eyes downcast, staring at my phone.
No, don’t make eye contact. Just leave me alone.
I crave for bravery and to not be afraid
To raise my hand in class with a unique idea and come off unscathed
To talk loud enough for people to hear instead of mumbling under my breath
To not need a shot or a beer to have a normal conversation at best
I wish I wasn’t afraid of people or the pain they inflict
And to be blessed enough to see the goodness that exists
A new chapter of my story unfolds, yet the old one haunts me
The creeping anxiety that nobody wants me.
To get up and talk at a party and make a new friend
Instead of sitting on the couch waiting for it to end.
To have the energy and desire to live life while young
And not have friends who ruin your fun.
What is life without people? What is life without friends?
When is it time for my heart to makes amends
With the past so that I may enjoy the present
And anticipate the future without fear of relent
It’s as simple as doing it
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
NormalWhat is normal?Normal1 year ago in Philosophical More Like This
Normal is fitting in with the crowd, or sticking out.
Normal is going home to a loving family, or going home to a broken family. Maybe even no family at all.
Normal is listening to pop music. Or rap, metal, country, or indie.
Normal is dressing like everyone else, or dressing as one in a million.
Normal is finding a secure job, or taking a risk to follow your dreams.
Normal is being straight, or being gay. Or a lesbian. Or any other orientation.
Normal is acting your age, or being mature. Perhaps even holding onto the precious innocence of childhood.
Normal is having sex, or being a virgin.
Normal is drinking and doing drugs, or being straight edge.
Normal is playing a sport, or an instrument. Or having another type of hobby.
Normal is having a roof over your head, or struggling to get by.
Normal is being at the peak of health and physical fitness, or being lazy and having to deal with a terminal illness.
Normal is having clean water and food in your stomach, or having
Things Change, Does Love?She ran. Away from the voices calling her name, away from the palace, fleeing like a deer before a forest fire. The gates of the city came into view. She passed through them the tears on her cheeks turning into steady streams; completely ignoring the bearded guard calling her name.Things Change, Does Love?8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Her shoes clicked along the Yellow Brick Road that she traveled so long ago. Or wait, was it only 5 years? Her legs finally gave out and Dorothy collapsed into the poppy field. She gave way to furious tears as her shoulders shook.
'How could this happen? How? This is not what I wanted.'
"Dorothy! Dorothy?" Aunt Em was calling her from the front porch of the new house. "Land sakes child, come out of that cornfield. All you ever do is stare at that scarecrow. It's time for supper."
Dorothy sighed but
Dear DA, Is Our Art Not Beautiful?Dear DA,Dear DA, Is Our Art Not Beautiful?6 months ago in Letters More Like This
Is our work not beautiful? Left and right I see artists who slave over a camera, sketchbook, and keyboard endlessly in order to share the beauty of their creations and express themselves in the best way they know how. DeviantArt is a place for artists to find sanctuary and companionship with fellow artists, and yet we somehow become victimized. Some of the work focuses on the human body in its most natural state, our blank flesh canvas used to portray, inspire, and create. Like good little deviants many of us put warning on our works so that those who chose so may look away without incident, yet even then that’s not enough.
It’s truly amazing, it is, the hypocrisy that lies on this site. You say our work is inappropriate, yet your homepage is filled with pornographic pictures and sleaze. While, yes, there are quite a few that fall under the category of “artistic nude” many fail to meet the criteria that merges skin with art and are only used to objectif
SentimentSentimentSentiment2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fandom: Hotel Transylvania
Characters/Warnings: Dracula, Mavis, and Martha Dracula. This is total and utter sap.
Martha Dracula stood on her bedroom balcony, surveying the land as the moon touched upon it. Her newborn daughter lay silently in her arms after a day's worth of exhaustion had eaten up all of her energy.
Behind the two of them, a familiar vampire stood in a proud pose. Dracula regarded his new family, now made whole, with adoring eyes and sighed. He half-believed that the sight before him was but an illusion of his own willful mind. Such a thing was not necessarily unthinkable given his background. Yet no matter how many times he pinched himself, Dracula stayed where he was, perfectly happy.
"Oh Darling, come look." Martha's beckoning broke through her husband's train of thought, and the ancient vampire looked to find Martha with the oddest expression on her face. She was holding Mavis as far out as she dared in order for Dracula to get a closer look at their daug
South Park- SLEEP IS NOT POSSIBLEThis sucks.South Park- SLEEP IS NOT POSSIBLE3 years ago in Humor More Like This
I shouldn't have begged my parents for a bigger bed.
Then maybe I wouldn't be in this mess.
Stan had invited all of his friends to spend the night at his house, to try out his new bed.
The bed was big, and soft, and comfortable.
And he couldn't sleep.
As if sleeping in the same bed with three other boys wasn't awkward enough.
God forbid they slept normally.
Cartman tossed and turned, like he was having a vivid dream.
Kyle talked in his sleep. In Hebrew.
Kenny clung to the nearest object for dear life (which just so happened to be Stan's leg) as if death was after him, and sometimes he'd whimper.
Butters was staying at Stan's house that week, but there was no way in hell he was sleeping on the bed. He lay curled up on the floor, a finger knotted in his hair, sucking loudly on his thumb.
Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.
This was the absolute definition of lame.
He made a useless attempt at freeing his leg from Kenny, pushed Cartman as far away from hi
Lisa's pink dressLisa's pink dress3 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bart and Lisa were watching tv, when Marge came in the room and said:-are you still here? Go doing your homework, now!-
Lisa said:- but mom, now Krusty will air Itchy & Scratchy! Some minutes more, please!-
-yea mom, it's question of some minutes, I'm not asking you your entire life!-
Repeated Bart, but Marge said:-no deal, kids, you've been watching tv since when you came back home, one hour ago! You could think first at work, then at amusement, now go upstairs!-
Marge took the remote and turned off the tv, then pointed the stairs, Bart and Lisa learned down from the couch and went upstairs, with their heads down, Bart was saying with a low voice:-we asked only for some minutes more, sometimes I can't stand her-
Marge said:- watch your language and tell me the things in front of me, I heard you!-
Bart said:- sorry, mom!-.
Upstairs Bart was entering in his room while Lisa said:-Bart, Bart, wait a second I need some help from you, with my homework, how many things do you have g
Double love and Friendship 4Double love and Friendship 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
New Friend, Brother and ... Love?
Emotionette: Come, Smurfette! Hurry!
Smurfette: Yes, yes! Awwww I can't wait for see her face when she see that!
Sassette: That will be SMURFY!
Emotionette: Yeah, sweetheart!
*they arrive in front of Spelling and Emotionette knocks.*
Emotionette: Spelling! Open to us! This is Emotionette, Sassette and Smurfette!
Spelling: *Combed and neat* What's happening, girls? *Gasp*
Emotionette: *caught Spelling by hand with a smile* Come! We are a beautiful surprise for you! I'm sure you will love it!
Smurfette: *smile* Yes! It's wonderful! Come!
Sassette: *joy* Hurry, Spelling! Hurry! That will be SMURFASTIC!
*the 4 Smurfettes run in the Village. Everything is decorated like a party and the Smurfs are together. They all smile at Spelling.*
All of them: SURPRISEEEEEE!
Spelling: Uh? *surprise*
Smurfette: Awww! Isn't this smurfy?
Emotionette: We did this party just for you!
Sassette: To make you feel better!
Clumsy: Then, you like it?
Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeerOnce there was a reindeerRudolph the Red Nosed reindeer6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A reindeer named Rudolph
His name was lame and unmagical
To make up for his nose
His nose was big
It was bigger than any the reindeer had seen
His nose was red
Redder than any of Santa's suits
His nose also shined
A bright magical shine
It looked quite ridiculous on his nostril
So the one natural thing that happened was...
He got teased.
Little Rudolph was at the pinnacle of depression
His name sucked
His nose was bizarre.
He was a freak of magical reindeer
It was then that Rudolph found a plastic surgeon
A man who specialized in nose jobs
He knocked the reindeer out and poked at his snout
And Rudolph had a normal nose
Then that foggy Christmas Eve came around
Of course the elves never installed lights on the sleigh
I don't know why they never did it, it would make sense
Perhaps they were busy picking on the one who wanted to be a dentist
Santa didn't know what to do
If he can't see, he shouldn't fly
And if he can't fly he can't
AdolescenciaTres chicos que crecieron juntos, vivieron cada atapa de su vida aprendiendo mutuamente de los errores y sentimientos del otro sin perderse ningún detalle y, actualmente, la adolescencia no podía ser la excepción. Pero, esta dura etapa será tan sencilla como las demás vividas o se complicaran las cosas entre los Ed's?Adolescencia3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
- Doble D! Ya está listo?
- Eddy te digo que no va a funcionar, hasta Ed se daría cuenta de esta estafa
- Hay que lindo tiene forma de gallina!
- Esta bien, él no, pero te digo que los demás no caerán
- Ya verás Doble D, tú sigue trabajando Nota que el cartel de centavos en su frasco de vidrio se estaba despegando-
- Suspiro- Está bien, pero luego no te enfades cuando te diga "te lo di -Va a tomar las cinta adhesiva cuando en vez de eso se topa con la mano de Eddy que tuvo la misma idea- Oh perdón! De inmediato la quita avergonzado-
- Ten cuidado! Yo iba a usar la -Nota el leve s
Afterschool Mummies"Are you kidding me?"Afterschool Mummies2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sound of that shout would have rippled through Sakuragaoka High School had it been louder. Afterschool Tea Time was supposed to be practicing today, but Yui's odd suggestion had thrown Mio in a bad mood. It didn't help that Yui had brought the supplies for her odd plan, which was enough bandages in her bag to fill a hospital. The other girls were just confused about the whole thing.
"Don't be like that, Mio," replied Yui. "It's just for fun."
"You want to be mummified! Why would that be fun?" asked Mio. "Where did you even get that idea?"
"History class," explained Yui. "The teacher was talking all about mummies and their wrappings and I thought it would look cozy, like being wrapped in a sleeping bag. So I thought you girls could try that on me. I'd rather do that with my best friends than with someone else."
"I'm for it!" cheered Ritsu. "Could be amusing to see."
"I wouldn't mind a day off to try something different," remarked Tsumugi.
"Well, I guess it's sm
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
The Midnight VisitStewie tossed and turned trying to find a comfy position to fall asleep, but it was no use. "Damn it Rupert!" The baby cursed picking up his stuffed companion turning the bear around so he was facing him. "No matter how hard I try I can't fall back to sleep."The Midnight Visit1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It is because of Brian isn't it? Stewie asked speaking for the bear. His voice was a higher pitch.
"D-don't be silly Rupert. I don't miss that mangy mutt at all."
Don't lie to yourself, Stewie. When you think you are alone I can hear you crying. Go to him. I think it is time you pay him a visit. Don't worry I will keep you covered.
Stewie gave the bear a grateful look and said. "Thank you Rupert." Climbing out of his crib the mastermind genius opened up a secret compartment that laid beneath his bedroom floor. He pulled out a town map and a gun that would shoot him back up to his room. After stuffing his map into his blue backpack the toddler opened his bedroom window and aimed the gun towards the ground climbing down the rope.
Replacement MummyIt was a beautiful day at the local college. Ms. Johnson, the local history teacher, was busy giving another one of her usual lectures. During the course of it, she seemed to be looking at one of her students, Christina, a bit more than usual. Like she had some interest. As Christina brushed a back a lock of her short blond hair from her eyes, she pondered what the teacher could be looking at her for. For now, she just brushed it off as nothing. Eventually, class ended and the students began to file out, but Ms. Johnson approached Christina.Replacement Mummy5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Excuse me, but could I see you after class for a bit?"
"Umm.....sure, Ms. Johnson...."
Inside, Christina began to worry - she was worried about that recent test and was terrified that this is about that result. In the office, Ms. Johnson simply sat at her chair. Near her was a roll of medical bandages and a large sarcophagus. She looked at Christina with a sly smile.
"Christina, how would you like to help me with a little something?" she asked cal
After The Game and BetNatalie let out an irritated sigh in front of Hana's house in a cold winter wind. She was currently dressed in a black winter coat with dark blue jeans that had rips in them in several different places and wore brown ugg boots and had a red duffel bag slung over her left shoulder.After The Game and Bet4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was Friday and it was nearing dinner time meaning the sky had darken and Natalie wished she was at home right now. Instead she had made a bet with Hana and lost and now she had to spend all weekend severing as her maid. If she refused any of her orders, pictures and videos would surface on the internet of her being tied up while wearing very little clothing.
She began to walk towards the door and rang the door bell three times and as she waited for it to open she thought about running away. Before she could make up her mind the door opened showing Hana wearing a dark blue t-shirt with her long black hair resting on her shoulders with a black skirt and matching knee socks.
"Hello Natalie." Hana said with a
Order 66: 327th Star CorpOrder 66: 327th Star Corp2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Order 66: 327th Star Corp: Commander Bly
We are soldiers and we have orders.
General Secura has led us valiantly from the start of this conflict.
Through dark mountains to fluorescent marshes, from Acklay to battle droids;
She has saved my life countless times and I hers.
Pacification is our mission and our mission is on Felucia.
My hologram projector pinged --
“Execute order 66” it said.
My training is clear,
I am a soldier and I have my orders.
On patrol we scouted ahead of the column.
She approached the crest of the hill,
the planet seemed to go silent..
No ambient plants, no animals, no droids.
Thankfully we had on our helmets that day.
None of us could stand to look her in the eye; until she began to turn.
My rifle already fixed upon her back; my eyes met her glance,
Before her instinct could react we pulled our triggers.
We kept firing..
we kept firing hoping to quicken her end.
It was quicker than the inquisition that would soon come;
quicker than a life lived in a c
A Study of Twins: Ch. SixChapter SixA Study of Twins: Ch. Six5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sometime after theyd gotten home from welcoming Bluestreak to the world, Ratchet and Ironhide went about their usual schedule of getting the twins refueled and ready for recharge. Once that was done, the two of them retired to the main room of their living unit, where they sat down to relax. Itd been a long solar-cycle and it did Ratchet a world of good to just sit back with Ironhide.
Ironhide had switched on the vid-screen to a low volume. Neither he nor Ratchet paid much attention to the report feeds that were played at the end of the solar-cycle, but the sounds made for good background noise while they relaxed. Ratchet was curled up against his mate as they sat, a cube of mid-grade cupped in his red hands. Ironhides arm was wrapped warmly around the medics shoulders with a cube of his own energon in his other hand.
It was a quiet evening, well-deserved. The two adult mechs finished their energon cubes slowly, content with spending time with
The Raven By Edgar Allan PoeOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore --
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door --
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door --
Only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; -- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow -- sorrow for the lost Lenore --
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore --
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Not a Possibility... Part2 - 3 YEARS LATER-Not a Possibility... Part23 years ago in Romance More Like This
I sat reading and drinking herbal tea. It was another Christmas . Robin had finally asked star to be his official girlfriend. Whoop-dee-fricken-doo for them. I still remembered clearly that 3 years ago I had the heated romance that Robin and star now have. It may have only been for a few minutes and after a shit-your-pants-scary movie Not to mention with a green animal boy Beast Boy. Things hadn't ben the same between us after that. It really sucked. He still annoyed me and tried to make me laugh.. but there was something different about it. It had an awkward base. I really wanted thing to go back to normal for us but I guess that doesn't happen when you have an almost one night stand with your team mate Cyborg ended things with Bumble Bee and just recently got back into dating with our newest house guest, Jinx. Kid Flash got bored with her or something and Robin welcomed her in wi
A Paige for the Web“Mam you have to run from the creature!” a young man with a ripped shirt and blue geans said before a giant tentacle wrapped around his torso and he was tossed off the ship.A Paige for the Web1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“John! Oh no! I won’t leave you “ she screamed back as the monstrous tendril of the unknown breast reached for her and she closed her eyes with tears streaming down her cheek.
A young woman sighed while eating her Frosted Flakes and held her tender hand up to her cheek as she slowly chewed the cereal. She blinked and started to nod off before she heard the end credits roll.
“Killer Squids from Planet Klorborp again?” she thought to herself while reading another bite of her cereal.
Slowly she inserted the spoon into her mouth and the screen went to black. Channel 4 news anchor appeared in the right hand corner and gave a cheerful smile.
“Rush INC plant has found a new home. More tonight at 10” she said with the picture of the abandon