CAPTAIN: THE LETTERDEAD GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,CAPTAIN: THE LETTER3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JAXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!
AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNNACEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.
I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.
HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, IT'S ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.
OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END O
PILOT: THINGS I LIKETHE TINY TAG ON MY INSIDE FOLD OF MY JACKET SAYS "SG CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON".PILOT: THINGS I LIKE3 years ago in Personal More Like This
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE I LIKE.
MAYBE I KILLED THEM FOR THIS JACKET.
THIS JACKET IS SOFT AND FITTING.
I AM PILOT. CAPTAIN CALLS ME PILOT, SO I MUST BE PILOT.
I FLY THINGS. I FLEW THE CAPTAIN ONCE ON A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. WE HAD A SKY-ACCIDENT.
CAPTAIN SAVED MY LIFE FROM THE BURNING CARCASS OF THE FLYING COW.
CAPTAIN IS MAGIC, LIKE HARRY POTTER BUT MORE MAGIC.
CAPTAIN CAN STOP CLOCKS, I KNOW BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT. THE COW'S CLOCKS AND DIALS FROZE IN PLACE WHEN CAPTAIN GAVE THEM A STERN LOOK.
THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME,
The Artist's 2012 Holiday Wish List!Back by popular demand, I bring you The Artist's 2012 Holiday Wish List! Inspired by the recommendations from several artists. So whether you're looking for that perfect gift for the creative individual or looking for ideas yourself, this list is a perfect starting point brainstorming this holiday season.The Artist's 2012 Holiday Wish List!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
It goes without saying that a Wacom tablet is a must have for any digital artist or even the hobby art enthusiast. Released early this year the Intuos 5 is available in multiple sizes and proportions, and it includes 60 degrees of tilt sensitivity (50 degrees in small model) and 2048 levels of pressure due to EMR (Electro Magnetic Resonance) technology in the Wacom pen. The Intuos 5 also has touch controls on the drawing surface, allowing the user to manipulate the canvas with multi-touch gestures.
If you know someone that already has a Wacom tablet think about accessorizing! All tablets will need new nibs from time to time. http://blogs
Wacom Bring Your Vision to Life ContestThe conflict of good vs. evil is one that's universally known. Can good exist without evil? Can evil exist without good? Are they opposites, or one in the same? Is the battle between light vs. dark, order vs. chaos, Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Vader, or PC vs. Mac? deviantART and Wacom invite you to get your creative juices flowing and artistically interpret your version of bringing good vs. evil to life!Wacom Bring Your Vision to Life Contest6 years ago in Official DeviantArt Contests More Like This
DeviantART and Wacom are proud to present the Intuos4 "Bring Your Vision to Life" contest. With the theme "Good vs. Evil", the contest is open to artists of all mediums anywhere in the world. The "Bring Your Vision to Life" contest challenges
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SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 001ENTRY 9997:SNIPPY: BIOGRAPHICAL DATA 0013 years ago in Personal More Like This
To anyone who finds these memory cards,
and the messages left within...
My name is Charles Snippy. I am probably the last sane human being left on earth. I know not whether you will understand this message. I know not whether you'll even be able to decode the ones and zeros on these data cards. I know not whether my voice will even reach anyone.
I know not, whether the microscopic drives will last long enough and whether the plastic and metal which composes them will not disintegrate into dust as centuries pass or whether the titanium shell encasing them will remain in place or be consumed by the ever-changing landscape, lost forever.
And yet I still have hope that someone will find the story of my life, long past and learns something of use from it.
If you are still human, then this will be a story about the collapse of civilization of your forefathers through greed and arrogance.
If you are some other species entirely, then it is a story about how our human race was extin
The Fairy Tale, A Lifelong ResonanceA thousand years tradition of scaring children at bedtime continues for children of all ages. News of the discovery of 500 “new” fairy tales collected over 150 years ago [link] in Germany and locked away in a forgotten archive has me thinking about the enduring importance of these narrative treasures in the lives of human societies worldwide. My worry, have fairy tales been marginalized by modernism?The Fairy Tale, A Lifelong Resonance3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
:icontechgnotic: by techgnotic
A Thousand Years Tradition of Scaring Children at Bedtime
Continues for Children of All Ages
News of the discovery of 500 “new” fairy tales collected over 150 years ago in Germany and locked away in a forgotten archive has me thinking about the enduring importance of these narrative treasures in the lives of human
The true pain of an arrttiissstttIs not in the hearts or soul or that crap, it's in your damn hands.The true pain of an arrttiisssttt3 years ago in Personal More Like This
ARGGHHHH my boonnneeesssss are so hurrttyyy. Call it Arthritis, joint pain, overworking, etc. ... You probably have it too.
Playing lots of fighters on arcade sticks and a few obsessive years of Beatmania doesn't help.
A year ago I started taking Black Cherry Extract, on the advice of my dad who has horrific knobby hands that look like his fingers are made up of old blocky G1 combiner transformers. I noticed absolutely no pain in like a day, if not hours.
1000mg a day. Do it.
It's got be BLACK cherry though. Tart cherry of regular cherry won't cut it. They're alright, but not as good.
ANYWAY. Ran out a few days ago. My hands hurt like hell... going to GNC when they open.
Titan FormulaQuite often in comics, we creators look for formulas or tropes to work from. A formula is essentially a recipe... While you can make slight alterations or changes to it, in the end, you still got to follow that recipe somewhat to get something that approximates what you're baking. If you deviate too far, you get into the realm trying something new. Now most people will say that trying something new is a good idea, and you're right... When it's actually a good idea. Taking my late mother's delicious taco salad and swapping out the ground beef for seasoned chicken? That's a good idea. Taking taco salad and swapping out the ground beef for oysters? That's disgusting and you deserve to get sick. It's like storytelling as well. Following a formula is not a bad thing, in fact it can be exactly what's needed, otherwise you end up with Oyster Taco Salad. (Bleh!) There's a set formula for what the character you're working on has. It's okay to have ghosts in Star Trek, but you better make sure yTitan Formula2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Reptilicus Infernicus: 2012, Year of the DragonReptilicus Infernicus: 2012, Year of the Dragon3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
2012: Year of the Dragon
DRAGON CASTLE by randis
According to the Chinese zodiac, 2012 has ushered in the year of the dragon upon the world stage.
In addition to occupying an ages old position in our cultural consciousness, legend and folklore surrounding
the dragon mythology has long been firing the kiln of our dreams with fright and menace. When we are speaking of
Dragons, we are speaking from ancient texts gathered form the beginnings of kept records of any kind and fro
Let's Talk About Trolling, BabyLet's Talk About Trolling, Baby3 years ago in Personal More Like This
-Let's talk about you n' me, let's talk about all the good things, all the bad things- trolling mihgt be! Let's talk abouuuut trolling....lettalkabouttrolling.
That song works surprisingly well for this journal. ANYWAY.
SO! Hey guys! You can actually go vote now on my current poll about trolling: http://skirtzzz.deviantart.com/journal/poll/2883578/
I worked for a company all last year that dealt with internet bullying. Trolling most definitely falls into the same category. Which, in my case, I find it ironic when I get rude comments and trolls- it's like setting fire to a fireman's house. We studied the whole concept so deeply at work- as to why people troll in the first place, and the list goes on and on, but it really boils down to an overall insecurity, which the safety of a computer screen can easily bandage.
PE: Importance of AnatomyThe importance of anatomy.PE: Importance of Anatomy2 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Understanding anatomy is crucial to many aspects of your art.
You'll notice that anatomy is essential for drawing. It becomes difficult to accurately draw a complex pose, or even a simple one, if you don't understand what's under all that skin or fur, or even bark. Knowing how everything fits together is important.
Once you notice where that certain muscle is, shading and form become much more accurate and more natural. Knowing why the nose and eyes fall where they do make it much easier to draw from memory, and nail that natural look you were going for.
Learning the anatomy of the subject you're going to draw is quite important, and will definitely help you on several levels.
It's also easier to drawing sequences of movement. One will know what connects to what, and how they move. What is possible, and what isn't. (Range of motion)
Drawing people and other animals can be intimidating. Once you have a solid foundation, it's much easier
Pin-Up: From Objectification to EmpowermentIn researching the history of pin up art I found that before there were the “centerfold girls” there were the “pin-up calendar girls” – the semi-nude young women in lingerie whose photographs adorned calendars sold semi-legally from under the counters of gas stations and truck stops.Pin-Up: From Objectification to Empowerment3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
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In researching the history of pin up art I found that before there were the “centerfold girls”
there were the “pin-up calendar girls” – the semi-nude young women in lingerie whose photographs
adorned calendars sold semi-legally from under the counters of gas stations and truck stops
takin a breaknot cuz im bored or lack ideas... buut.. well schedules and work catching up with me so for a week or 2 this place will be desert---ishtakin a break3 years ago in Personal More Like This
buut imma try to plant a cactus here and there...
okay..that sounded wrong...
FULL HD BOOBS RELOADED!! NEW STUFF!!Hello people!FULL HD BOOBS RELOADED!! NEW STUFF!!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
All those of you who want to purchase one or more of my images from my gallery in HD (High Definition) are lucky. As from today I put on sale all those images...
Don't Forget my first HENTAI COMIC COLOR AGENTS!!
BUT WHAT'S NEW??:
- Now for all of you who want to get my sketches and line arts are lucky too!! Becouse now all my sketches and linearts are avaliable too!!
- GET ONE FREE EXCLUSIVE ANIMATED GIF OF VIOLET SHOWING HER BOUNCING BOOBS IN THE PURCHASE OF TWO OR MORE FULL COLORED IMAGES
WHAT IS THIS?
Old drawings, comic (COLOR AGENTS), sketches, line arts, my most recent drawings and as the novelty all the images also available that I did for HENTAI QUEENS when I was there (the whole picture ... not the teaser XD)
HOW TO ORDER?
Very easy, send me an email to:
Add your name, user, links to images and versions you want and in less than a day I will contact you and you will have it :
Cthulhu is Still CallingWatch depthRADIUSCthulhu is Still Calling3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Cthulhu is Still Calling
Written By techgnotic
Having been thinking a lot about the origins of our globally held Dragon mythos in a recent article Reptilicus Infernicus, I couldn’t help but notice the Cthulhu legend was always lurking at the edges of my mind as I was researching the subject matter.
The Enemy at the Gates, the “Other”, forever lurking in the darkness and plotting an invasion most evil and an enslavement most hideous, is probably the original seminal “narrative” that was born when humans first acq
Eye See, Therefore Eye Am:icontechgnotic:Eye See, Therefore Eye Am3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
—Roy Batty, BLADERUNNER
Every time we open our eyes in the morning as each new day breaks, two worlds flow forth, each penetrating into the other, as the celestial portal gate separating them is once again raised. One’s inner world, of mind and being, pierces the outer world of light and raw data, seeking to hunt and gather mental sustenance. The outer world floods into our minds like a data tsunami, seeking to reconfigure the secret landscape of last night’s perfectly crafted dream state. Both worlds do battle to rearrange and make sense of the other. It is the yin and yang, by which we create and recreate the world – and the world invades and recreates each one of
A beautiful momentToday, after a manic week I went down by the riverside with my friend Scott. We saw the sun just before it was setting so we decided to move from our nice shaded grassy area to get a better glimpse. As we walked down we found a bench with a nice view so we sat there and took in the sun. Right above us was a single cloud that was raining ever so subtly on to us. And then I looked over to Scott and asked if that means there was going to be a rainbow? And in that exact moment a rainbow appeared. It was so utterly beautiful I wish you could've seen itA beautiful moment1 year ago in Personal More Like This
BestDA photos Collection #7BestDA photos Collection #710 months ago in Art Features More Like This
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rambling by davespertine5854 by CookmePancakes
Sea level by dinabelenkoa kiss goodbye by emznocedoOne in a million by naked-in-the-rain
Memoria by RonnyEngelmannLast hope by Piscisvolantis
Lurker by annajordanart
61/100 AND 8/52: SKY by FoufinhaI_..OO.._I by RonnyEngelmann
Waves II by Matthias-Hakerroots to grow wings to fly by Traumsturm
a week full of stocks XIXa week full of stocks XIX6 months ago in Art Features More Like This
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Snow White Stock 2 by TrisStock
VinylDolls AnimalPrint Outfit 01 by Venus514 Thea - Female Stock reference 8 by faestock Stock - Gothic \ Fantasy - Royal Immortal by Mahafsoun
Summer Rain by Burtn Little log house 1 by PridesCrossing
A Greater Span 03 UNRESTRICTED by Elandria Forest 6 by Lakela
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Iceland 5 by LeikyaStock Iceland 2 by LeikyaStock
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Meerkat Stock 32 by Malleni-Stock Stock - Glowing Fish by hallonsmurfen
2011 As Seen Through Art2011 was full of emotional events the world around, and our community responded at unprecedented levels. From natural disasters to historical celebrations, entertainment milestones to tearful goodbyes, our community spoke out like no other community can — artistically, creatively, and emotionally. In many ways, last year marked the final chapter of a few eras, opening the door to new beginnings for 2012. Let's take a look...2011 As Seen Through Art3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Get to Know Your Skirtz!Get to Know Your Skirtz!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Boy howdy! This was one heck of a nice fella :3 He asked if I would do an interview- I haven't done too many, so this was a fun little something! There are some silly tidbits about me in there XD
Go here to check it out!
The Enduring Enigma of CollageFebruary 21, 2013/by techgnoticThe Enduring Enigma of Collage2 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Collage is one of those art forms that immediately sets off heated debate about our most fundamental ideas and visceral feelings about the very essence of art itself.
Turn of the century troublemakers Georges Braque and Pablo Picasso began enhancing their paintings with glued on bits of cut out fabric and other materials, thus neatly blurring the line between the art categories of painting and sculpture. They shifted the emphasis or “meaning” of their painted images beyond an attempted interpretation of the painted “text” to thinking about the artists’ “process” – something wholly separate from the paintings themselves.
And with that a whole new Rubic’s Cube of basic questio