Shipping and Handling Chap. 7"Mister Autumn Breeze, please come to my office. I have an assignment for you."Shipping and Handling Chap. 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Looks like the boss needs me," Breeze said. "I'll catch you later, Ditzy. Good luck on your assignment, if you get one today."
He leaned in much closer to the female pegasus. "And good luck with you know who," he whispered, giving his head a twitch in the direction of a certain blue unicorn, who was ignoring the pegasi and flipping through a magazine as usual.
"I hate being stuck here alone with Glow," Ditzy whispered back.
"Don't let her get under your skin," Breeze replied quietly. "You know she's usually just full of idle threats and empty insults."
Breeze got up and trotted over to the door. "Anyway, see ya'."
"Bye," Ditzy replied, watching her coworker trot down the stairs.
Silence reigned for a few moments. Ditzy slowly made her way back toward the side of the room where she and Breeze had been sitting, as far as possi
The Monarch and the Mailmare, Chapter 1The Monarch and the Mailmare, Chapter 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
Arrested by: Officer Coltroy
Defendant: Ditzy Doo
You have been charged with disturbing the peace of the main square of Canterlot, Equestria. The charges include: loud shouting of nonexistent words, knocking over of various market stalls, and ignoring instructions to comply with nearby guards. Rumors have also been coming in of numerous explosions in the area in which you were found committing these actions. Please report to the Royal Palace's courthouse within at least two days. If you do not come in by your own accord by then, you will be brought in for a trial by members of the Royal Guard, and any punishment that may have been received will be increased.
Ditzy Doo was standing in the palace courtyard, waving a letter around in her mouth. She knew what it said, or at least she grasped the general idea of what it said, because a member of the Royal Guard had read it to her right before he had released her. But it wasn't because she
A Night to Try to Remember Pt. 1A Night to Try to Remember Pt. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A Night (to Try) to Remember
Rarity inhaled deeply, letting the pleasant aroma of her drink fill her nostrils. The snifter glass gently shifted about, buoyed by her magical aura, and its burgundy contents swirled along the transparent walls. She tipped the glass to her lips, gracefully sipping its contents in a way that only years of cultured drinking could imbue. A satisfied smile crossed her lips as the cognac warmed her throat as it drained to her stomach. She was almost finished with her third glass of the night, which would put her just at her tolerance level for this particular beverage; such a shame that her friends didn't know their own tolerances.
At that thought, she looked about the bar from her seat in the corner booth. While she wasn't the type to normally socialize in such establishments, this bar was cultured enough for her tastes, being well designed, well built, and having a satisfactory selection of