APH Idiots DessertAPH Idiot's Dessert
DenNor x Pudding
By: Stitches from TakenIntoContext
One of the last, and most ridiculous, as well as annoying things had happened to me. that stupid Dane always bugs me in some way, but today was over the top.... seriously..... who else..... would fill my pool with chocolate pudding?
I had seen the Dane's car in my driveway and thought nothing of it. It was good the have company once in a while right? Even him .. it's not that I don't like him . quite the opposite actually .. but he'll never know that .. I walked into my home and had called for him, but had no reply until I heard that loud, sing-songy voice come from my Kitchen.
"Hej Norge~!" he said . Way to happily for the morning idiot.
"I have a surprise for you Norge! I think you'll like it!"
APH Fire and Ice 1APH Fire and Ice (Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time)APH Fire and Ice 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
By: Stitches from TakenIntoContext
It had been days since Finland went to war. Sweden being a neutral party was not allowed to help Finland due to his boss's demands. It tore at his heart almost every minute of the day to know that before Finland went off, he never really had a real relationship with the short Finnish boy.
Sweden pounded his fist to his bedroom wall, "Why! Why can't I be there!" His voice was clear, no grunts, mumbles and groans to mess up his speech, "why can't I be there for him!!"
An army man ran through the door and whispered something in Sweden's ear. Sweden hearing the whisper in shock ran out the door to find whom he loved.
"You cannot leave!" Sweden's bos
DenNor - themeparksIt was safe to say that Mathias loved themeparks. Crowds filled with smiling people, cheesy suveniors and thrill rides that make a grown man like himself scream like a little girl. It was perfection.DenNor - themeparks3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Because of his love for themeparks, he decided to take Lukas to Dyrehavsbakken (more liked dragged him to), which is a popular amusement park in Denmark.
Out of everything in the entire park, Mathias's favourite thing to do was those games where you win some kind of stuffed animal, particularly the water gun one (you know, the one where you squirt water onto some kind of button to make the little marker reach the top). Reason being was because since he was infact a country he knew how to aim a gun. Any type of gun, even though he prefers to use a battle axe if the situation ever called for it.
"Hej Norge, look!" Mathias said, pointing towards where the water gun game was set up. "Let's go!"
Before Lukas could respond, he was being pulled along by a very excited Mathias who was eager to win
Carverse!USUK chapter 1Chapter 1: UnusualCarverse!USUK chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Everyone was walking too fast down the sidewalks. No one ever slowed enough to even examine their surroundings. They were too busy. Busy working themselves to the bone and receiving hardly enough food for it. That or they were rushing to the best place to snatch a 'free' piece of food or expensive trinket to re-sell.
Arthur sat on the edge of a fountain with his knees up, simply watching everyone hurry along. His stomach grumbled but he ignored it. It would be hours yet before he could share the daily meal with his brothers. Watching people was a good distraction. He liked to look for interesting things about as many people as he could. One had the strangest white hair, and he looked foreign. Another had huge feet, and another wore the strangest glasses with a clockwork design in the frame. After a while, he finally spotted someone who seemed the oddest of them all someone who padded slowly along the street at half the speed of everyone else.
He looked a bit i
A Nordic AdventureOut of all things on the only day they had the day off, the last thing Norway wanted to do was go hiking with Denmark and the rest of the gang. He wasn't much of a hiker, nor did he enjoy it; even with the vast terrain of mountains and hills in his homeland, and having to spend the entire day with him wasn't making the situation any better. Even if they had decided they'd go hiking in his home.A Nordic Adventure4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Earlier that day, Denmark had claimed that the five friends should go on a little "adventure", as he called it, and go have some fun for once. Finland easily agreed to please his Danish friend, convincing his "husband" to come along as well, and Iceland just decided to go with the flow and do what the others were doing. Norway, on the other hand, had no desire to spend his day hiking in the mountains of his house with a couple of his friends.
But, as usual, Denmark had practically forced him to come when he convinced Iceland to go, too.
"Alright you guys, here's what we're going to do. We'll spl
100 Things- Norway100 Things Norway Is Not Allowed To Do100 Things- Norway3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) I'm not allowed to make fun of England's magical creatures.
2) -Even though mine are better.
3) I'm not allowed to slap Denmark for no reason.
4) -Or punch him. Or kick him.
5) -No matter how much he irritates me.
6) I shouldn't tell Denmark that I love him.
7) -I can, just not too often.
8) -Because he gets a big head if I say things like that to him.
9) I'm not allowed to slap anyone who says that I'm going out with England.
10) -Just because I give him a Christmas tree every year.
11) -And the reason I do that is because he helped me during WWII.
12) Murdering Tonje Langteig won't solve anything.
13) -Even though she makes my people ashamed to be Norwegian.
14) I can't ask anyone else to murder Tonje Langteig, either.
15) -Because murdering people is wrong, no matter who does it.
16) -Or who the victim is.
17) I DON'T WANNA BE A CRAPPY HOUSEWIFE.
18) I can't let Denmark tell people what we do in our spare time.
19) -I'd never be a
CarnivalPairing(s): USUKCarnival3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of it's characters and storylines in any way, shape or form. All rights to Gentosha Comics and Hima-Papa.
Description: Written as a request for :iconBillSquid: Contains shounen-ai (meaning boy on boy), don't like it? Then don't read it. Flamers will not be tolerated, constructive criticism will be welcomed~!
Basically a one-shot about England and America going on a date to a carnival with an unexpected (but hardly surprising) outcome.
Intensely decorated game booths and clowns dressed in outrageous clothes covered the grounds before his eyes with such a flare of colour that he found it difficult to differentiate between the two, high pitched squeals of delight emitted from the mouths of ecstatic children rang loudly in his ears, and the revoltingly sweet scent of buttery popcorn and sugary candy floss practically violated his nose.
In fact, were it not for the bumbling, happy-go-lucky, and admittedly handsome bundle
TemptationHis eyes seem to glow in the dim light of the nightclub. He walked in a seductive manner and swayed his hips to the music in a way that made the young American almost drool. Staring at the man from his position at the bar, Alfred watched the way he would move to the music; he would do it in such a way that he made it look easy.Temptation3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Alfred looked around and when his friend Gilbert had left saying he was going to get laid, he knew he wouldn't be coming back. So Alfred was alone, looking for his own entertainment for the night.
The man with green eyes was just what he was looking for. Alfred finished the last of his drink and walked with confidence to the other man. As he approached, he started to notice the other features he sported. Messy blond hair and large eyebrows complimented the emerald green eyes. He clutched a bottle of beer in one hand with his thumb over the opening. Smart... just so no one could slip something in. He wore clothes which complimented his figure perfectly and when A
APH Lion's ManeAPH Lion's ManeAPH Lion's Mane2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By: Stitches from TIC
Warning: this is my first attempt at romantic, fluff stuff T^T please don't be to hard. Sorry to the Twilight Fans but I make funs of the movie~ oh and please forgive my I have never watched Drag Me To Hell I swear fluff xD(title idea from Lions by LIGHTS, and both Nations are human and teenagers around like 19 may make an omake dunno)
Opening his eyes to the bright birds chirping were always the best. Knowing that the morning sun, shining upon his face, to warm him, felt like gold silk tapestry wrapped around the body of the most attractive figure. He raised from his bed and sat along its side to gaze out the window at the café across the street. He was working today, that blond spiky hair that fluffed every which way, wild as a lion's mane.
Jan sighed to himself as he stood from th
Erased: A Depressing DenNor OneshotIt wasn't the best job in the world, but Lukas had to admit that the pay was nice.Erased: A Depressing DenNor Oneshot3 years ago in Drama More Like This
He was a hired assassin.
Lukas made the perfect killer. When he killed, he slayed in cold blood, never looking back, never leaving a trace, and never missing his mark. He rarely showed or felt emotion, and his facial expression was ninety-nine percent of the time etched into a mask of casual nonchalance. Lukas's eyes were unfathomable crystals of amethyst purple ice; eyes that never gave away what he was thinking.
Until he met Matthias.
Matthias was Lukas's oppositeMatthias's electric blue eyes burned with a dancing blaze, and his face was always vivid with lively emotion. His hair stuck up everywhere, as if he had experienced an electrocution, contrary to Lukas's neat, straight tresses, save for the curl that jutted out to the right of his head. Matthias was never calm, never quiet; he always just had to be doing something.
He was the only person Lukas could feel emotion
England's AlphabetGood day, it's England. I've come here today to share my alphabet with you all.England's Alphabet3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A is for Arthur, my name. I was named after King Arthur, from the Knights of the Round Table~
B is for Busby's chair. My ultimate weapon, except on Russia...
C is for curses. I love to curse my enemies (like France), with my family's special Black Magic.
D is for drunk. I hate getting drunk, because the morning after is like hell....
E is for England, me!
F is for Flying Mint Bunny! He's right in front of you! No, right there! Oh, forget it.
G is for git, like stupid America.
H is for Harry Potter, one of the only movie series America did well on. I still think the book are better though.
I is for island. You should know by now that England is an island.
J is for jam! Jam goes good on scones, in my opinion.
K is for Kirkland, my last name. Alfred insist it sounds like an amusement park name...
L is for London, my capital.
M is for magic! My family's magic is the best in the world! No one can beat it!
Shut Up "And then Sealand actually believed me and tried talking to every bird he saw! Isn't that funny, Norge?" The idiot paused for all of two seconds before continuing. "Oh! Did you hear what Finland did the other day? He-" I tuned out all he was saying, swinging my legs back and forth from my spot on the park bench. All around us, the day was filled with a sense of calm. Or, at least, it was calm before a certain Dane decided to open his mouth.Shut Up2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"He hit Sweden with a blow dryer!" I swore that I saw a bird flinch when Denmark let out a howling laugh. "A BLOW DRYER!!" That idiot really needed to learn to shut his mouth. Because of him, the fairies weren't even around today. "I'm shocked that he didn't hit him with a fly swatter like last time! Do you remember that, Norge?" How could I forget? Denmark had been trying to get me to laugh all day and it wasn't until Sweden got hit by the bug killer that I finally ch
POSEIDON Chapter 1. A Deal With the SeaPOSEIDON Chapter 1. A Deal With the Sea2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I am not going to take bullshit about this pairing because I love it to pieces... So you got something mean about to show up in my comments about it, keep it to yourself. Also, I hint at quite a few of other pairings, like TurJap and GrePan, along with several that you will see throughout the story, but don't worry. I'll warn you before you fead the chapter.
It was a perfect day for the beach. Sunny sky... Clear sea... Warm weather... It was perfect, truly. What made the day even more perfect was that my best friend who was visiting from abroad, Kiku Honda, agreed to join me at the beach. However, with one condition...
"Hey, Kiku! ...Feta-bread," HE had to go, too.
We stood there in a heavy silence, glaring at each other, analyzing each other from head to toe. "Hey, guys, let's get going, okay? The beach won't visit itself, you know," Kiku suggested, a slightly noticeab
DenNor - Indifference"Something is worrying you." Mathias spoke quietly, knowing his usually loud voice grated on the other, and knowing through experience this was one of the times to talk softly.DenNor - Indifference3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Yes." Aleks hesitated. "No." He didn't turn just frowned even harder at the world through the window.
Mathias knew that frown well. It had been his constant companion the past two and a half years, through the good and perhaps not so good times. Or nearly constant, anyway there were times Aleks refused to see him for days.
He preferred Aleks' face when he was sad. The frown would go, his eyebrows raised in worry, and his eyes would open up, and really look at Mathias, unlike his frown-eyes, that merely acknowledged him as another thing put into his life to piss him off.
Mathias walked to where Aleks stood, leaning on the window frame, face to the light. He slipped his hands from his jeans pockets and instead wrapped his arms around the other's waist. Aleks didn't flinch, but the crease
Prussia x Child!Germany [ Brotherly Love ]"Big bruder!" little Ludwig screeched, chasing Prussia around the house.Prussia x Child!Germany [ Brotherly Love ]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was quite the chase, really. It had started in Ludwig's bedroom, leaving a path of destruction through the orderly area, which trailed out into the hall, a long line of clothes left behind them, through the living room, where tables and couches were overturned in the strength of the nations, and then finally through the kitchen, where flour was spread across the floor, the bag having exploded because it had fallen off of the counter. Prussia seemed to be cornered against the sink but, as soon as the doorbell rang, Prussia leapt over his little brother and bolted to the door.
Ludwig quickly followed after him, yelling in rapid German.
The door was opened to reveal Elizabeta, smiling widely. That is, until she noticed both brothers covered in flour.
Heaving a sigh, she rubbed her temples.
"Dare I ask what happened?" she mumbled, stepping into the house and surveying the damage.
Both of them immediately pointed th