APH Idiots DessertAPH Idiot's Dessert
DenNor x Pudding
By: Stitches from TakenIntoContext
One of the last, and most ridiculous, as well as annoying things had happened to me. that stupid Dane always bugs me in some way, but today was over the top.... seriously..... who else..... would fill my pool with chocolate pudding?
I had seen the Dane's car in my driveway and thought nothing of it. It was good the have company once in a while right? Even him .. it's not that I don't like him . quite the opposite actually .. but he'll never know that .. I walked into my home and had called for him, but had no reply until I heard that loud, sing-songy voice come from my Kitchen.
"Hej Norge~!" he said . Way to happily for the morning idiot.
"I have a surprise for you Norge! I think you'll like it!"
APH Fire and Ice 1APH Fire and Ice (Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time)APH Fire and Ice 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
By: Stitches from TakenIntoContext
It had been days since Finland went to war. Sweden being a neutral party was not allowed to help Finland due to his boss's demands. It tore at his heart almost every minute of the day to know that before Finland went off, he never really had a real relationship with the short Finnish boy.
Sweden pounded his fist to his bedroom wall, "Why! Why can't I be there!" His voice was clear, no grunts, mumbles and groans to mess up his speech, "why can't I be there for him!!"
An army man ran through the door and whispered something in Sweden's ear. Sweden hearing the whisper in shock ran out the door to find whom he loved.
"You cannot leave!" Sweden's bos
DenNor - themeparksIt was safe to say that Mathias loved themeparks. Crowds filled with smiling people, cheesy suveniors and thrill rides that make a grown man like himself scream like a little girl. It was perfection.DenNor - themeparks3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Because of his love for themeparks, he decided to take Lukas to Dyrehavsbakken (more liked dragged him to), which is a popular amusement park in Denmark.
Out of everything in the entire park, Mathias's favourite thing to do was those games where you win some kind of stuffed animal, particularly the water gun one (you know, the one where you squirt water onto some kind of button to make the little marker reach the top). Reason being was because since he was infact a country he knew how to aim a gun. Any type of gun, even though he prefers to use a battle axe if the situation ever called for it.
"Hej Norge, look!" Mathias said, pointing towards where the water gun game was set up. "Let's go!"
Before Lukas could respond, he was being pulled along by a very excited Mathias who was eager to win
A Nordic AdventureOut of all things on the only day they had the day off, the last thing Norway wanted to do was go hiking with Denmark and the rest of the gang. He wasn't much of a hiker, nor did he enjoy it; even with the vast terrain of mountains and hills in his homeland, and having to spend the entire day with him wasn't making the situation any better. Even if they had decided they'd go hiking in his home.A Nordic Adventure4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Earlier that day, Denmark had claimed that the five friends should go on a little "adventure", as he called it, and go have some fun for once. Finland easily agreed to please his Danish friend, convincing his "husband" to come along as well, and Iceland just decided to go with the flow and do what the others were doing. Norway, on the other hand, had no desire to spend his day hiking in the mountains of his house with a couple of his friends.
But, as usual, Denmark had practically forced him to come when he convinced Iceland to go, too.
"Alright you guys, here's what we're going to do. We'll spl
Carverse!USUK chapter 1Chapter 1: UnusualCarverse!USUK chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Everyone was walking too fast down the sidewalks. No one ever slowed enough to even examine their surroundings. They were too busy. Busy working themselves to the bone and receiving hardly enough food for it. That or they were rushing to the best place to snatch a 'free' piece of food or expensive trinket to re-sell.
Arthur sat on the edge of a fountain with his knees up, simply watching everyone hurry along. His stomach grumbled but he ignored it. It would be hours yet before he could share the daily meal with his brothers. Watching people was a good distraction. He liked to look for interesting things about as many people as he could. One had the strangest white hair, and he looked foreign. Another had huge feet, and another wore the strangest glasses with a clockwork design in the frame. After a while, he finally spotted someone who seemed the oddest of them all someone who padded slowly along the street at half the speed of everyone else.
He looked a bit i
CarnivalPairing(s): USUKCarnival3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of it's characters and storylines in any way, shape or form. All rights to Gentosha Comics and Hima-Papa.
Description: Written as a request for :iconBillSquid: Contains shounen-ai (meaning boy on boy), don't like it? Then don't read it. Flamers will not be tolerated, constructive criticism will be welcomed~!
Basically a one-shot about England and America going on a date to a carnival with an unexpected (but hardly surprising) outcome.
Intensely decorated game booths and clowns dressed in outrageous clothes covered the grounds before his eyes with such a flare of colour that he found it difficult to differentiate between the two, high pitched squeals of delight emitted from the mouths of ecstatic children rang loudly in his ears, and the revoltingly sweet scent of buttery popcorn and sugary candy floss practically violated his nose.
In fact, were it not for the bumbling, happy-go-lucky, and admittedly handsome bundle
TemptationHis eyes seem to glow in the dim light of the nightclub. He walked in a seductive manner and swayed his hips to the music in a way that made the young American almost drool. Staring at the man from his position at the bar, Alfred watched the way he would move to the music; he would do it in such a way that he made it look easy.Temptation4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Alfred looked around and when his friend Gilbert had left saying he was going to get laid, he knew he wouldn't be coming back. So Alfred was alone, looking for his own entertainment for the night.
The man with green eyes was just what he was looking for. Alfred finished the last of his drink and walked with confidence to the other man. As he approached, he started to notice the other features he sported. Messy blond hair and large eyebrows complimented the emerald green eyes. He clutched a bottle of beer in one hand with his thumb over the opening. Smart... just so no one could slip something in. He wore clothes which complimented his figure perfectly and when A
Erased: A Depressing DenNor OneshotIt wasn't the best job in the world, but Lukas had to admit that the pay was nice.Erased: A Depressing DenNor Oneshot3 years ago in Drama More Like This
He was a hired assassin.
Lukas made the perfect killer. When he killed, he slayed in cold blood, never looking back, never leaving a trace, and never missing his mark. He rarely showed or felt emotion, and his facial expression was ninety-nine percent of the time etched into a mask of casual nonchalance. Lukas's eyes were unfathomable crystals of amethyst purple ice; eyes that never gave away what he was thinking.
Until he met Matthias.
Matthias was Lukas's oppositeMatthias's electric blue eyes burned with a dancing blaze, and his face was always vivid with lively emotion. His hair stuck up everywhere, as if he had experienced an electrocution, contrary to Lukas's neat, straight tresses, save for the curl that jutted out to the right of his head. Matthias was never calm, never quiet; he always just had to be doing something.
He was the only person Lukas could feel emotion
DenNor - Indifference"Something is worrying you." Mathias spoke quietly, knowing his usually loud voice grated on the other, and knowing through experience this was one of the times to talk softly.DenNor - Indifference3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Yes." Aleks hesitated. "No." He didn't turn just frowned even harder at the world through the window.
Mathias knew that frown well. It had been his constant companion the past two and a half years, through the good and perhaps not so good times. Or nearly constant, anyway there were times Aleks refused to see him for days.
He preferred Aleks' face when he was sad. The frown would go, his eyebrows raised in worry, and his eyes would open up, and really look at Mathias, unlike his frown-eyes, that merely acknowledged him as another thing put into his life to piss him off.
Mathias walked to where Aleks stood, leaning on the window frame, face to the light. He slipped his hands from his jeans pockets and instead wrapped his arms around the other's waist. Aleks didn't flinch, but the crease
England's AlphabetGood day, it's England. I've come here today to share my alphabet with you all.England's Alphabet4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A is for Arthur, my name. I was named after King Arthur, from the Knights of the Round Table~
B is for Busby's chair. My ultimate weapon, except on Russia...
C is for curses. I love to curse my enemies (like France), with my family's special Black Magic.
D is for drunk. I hate getting drunk, because the morning after is like hell....
E is for England, me!
F is for Flying Mint Bunny! He's right in front of you! No, right there! Oh, forget it.
G is for git, like stupid America.
H is for Harry Potter, one of the only movie series America did well on. I still think the book are better though.
I is for island. You should know by now that England is an island.
J is for jam! Jam goes good on scones, in my opinion.
K is for Kirkland, my last name. Alfred insist it sounds like an amusement park name...
L is for London, my capital.
M is for magic! My family's magic is the best in the world! No one can beat it!
APH Fire and Ice 10Barging through the door was a furious Canada, with a worried black eyed Netherlands behind him.APH Fire and Ice 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"That hoser has no right in touching you!" he fumed, "I'll kill him!"
"Canada I'm fine just please calm down."
"Why should I when that basturd punched you in the face!"
"What happened?" Scotland said barging into the conversation, Iceland following him, hoping he wasn't intruding.
"I brother followed us! That hot headed basturd punched Netherlands!"
Cheap Bottles Of Wine Ch. 1A bright sun. Puffy white clouds. Chirping birds. Laughing children.Cheap Bottles Of Wine Ch. 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A regular day.
Matthew Williams sat in a swing, barely moving back and forth. His mind wandered off every once in a while, only to be broken by the squeal of a happy child. His hands clutched the chains that held the swing up and he leaned back so he could stare at the sky, making sure not to make direct eye contact with the blazing sun. Birds flew over his head, their voices quiet, then loud, then quiet once more. He wanted them to sing a song, but he knew that only happened in the movies.
Sighing, he sat upright in the swing again, lowering his head to stare at his feet. Matthew honestly had no idea why he had come out here today, but he just felt something burning in his chest, encouraging him to go the park in a small voice. He almost regretted it now, since there was absolutely nothing to do.
His brother, Alfred, was supposed to pick him up soon. But knowing the active, easily excited teenager, it would be anothe
APH Fire and Ice 2 He didn't remove them he just laid there. His wound was deep and pain was out of the question. He didn't move in anyway to aggravate it any more. He just waited for Sweden to come back and for his wound to thaw.APH Fire and Ice 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sweden walked into the room with towels, water and ointments that would help with the wounds. He looked up to Finland with a worried look as he walked over to him he observed the wound. He then put the supplies down and studied it further thinking on which steps to take on handling and curing it.
"It hurts Su-San." Finland said stating the obvious.
Sweden looked over the Finland. Finland flinched at Sweden, scared a little.
Cheap Bottles Of Wine Ch. 2Gilbert Beilschmidt tapped his hands against the steering wheel, humming a Ke$ha song to himself. He was parked in the school parking lot, waiting for the final bell to sound, signaling the end of the school day. He was there to pick up his younger brother, Ludwig, since he heard it was going to start raining and he didn't want his brother to walk home through that. Sure, it would be hilarious to see a soaked and angered Ludwig walk through the front door that day, but Gilbert felt like being nice.Cheap Bottles Of Wine Ch. 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The last bell rang out and a flood of exhausted teenagers exited the school, glad to finally be out of the hell hole. Gilbert caught sight of Ludwig and a grin spread across his face as he hopped out of the car to go meet his brother. He paused upon seeing Feliciano appear beside Ludwig, sporting his usually happy expression. Gilbert noticed Ludwig blush lightly as the Italian grabbed onto his arm and stood on his tip toes, but fell back to his flat feet, looking disappointed. Ludwig gave hi
Rochu The Lie He LivedIt was a regular day at the academy, and Yao was waiting for the bell that told them to go home. When the bell rang all that was left in the room were Yao and of course, Ivan. He always waited for Yao after classes, he was a loyal friend in that sort of way, or at least thats what Yao thought.Rochu The Lie He Lived4 years ago in Drama More Like This
When they were walking home, the turn that Ivan needed was passed. Yao was very confused but thought he might realize he missed it soon. But that never came. Yao soon let curiousity get over him.
" Why are you following me? " Yao asked politly but urgently at the same time.
" You'll see! " Ivan said with a smile on his face, as usual.
Yao was now getting impatient so he took a detour. Its only a few more blocks to home right? So he went down the wooded trail, the one that not very many people went down. But the Russian just kept following him.
When Yao noticed this he started running taking every twist and turn he could find. Yao now noticed he not only had lost Ivan, but the trail too. The Chine
100 Things- Norway100 Things Norway Is Not Allowed To Do100 Things- Norway4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) I'm not allowed to make fun of England's magical creatures.
2) -Even though mine are better.
3) I'm not allowed to slap Denmark for no reason.
4) -Or punch him. Or kick him.
5) -No matter how much he irritates me.
6) I shouldn't tell Denmark that I love him.
7) -I can, just not too often.
8) -Because he gets a big head if I say things like that to him.
9) I'm not allowed to slap anyone who says that I'm going out with England.
10) -Just because I give him a Christmas tree every year.
11) -And the reason I do that is because he helped me during WWII.
12) Murdering Tonje Langteig won't solve anything.
13) -Even though she makes my people ashamed to be Norwegian.
14) I can't ask anyone else to murder Tonje Langteig, either.
15) -Because murdering people is wrong, no matter who does it.
16) -Or who the victim is.
17) I DON'T WANNA BE A CRAPPY HOUSEWIFE.
18) I can't let Denmark tell people what we do in our spare time.
19) -I'd never be a