Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Growing Around - Episodes - My Pretty Pony[Scene Sally is in the kitchen, covered in splotches of flour and dough. She is stirring a pot of some random concoction. The kitchen is an absolute disaster area.]Growing Around - Episodes - My Pretty Pony5 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Sally: That's ten bars of chocolate, a pint of ice cream, and three eggs. Now where did I put them?
[She looks up to see one of the eggs rotating on top of the fridge]
Sally: Oh yeah. I gotta stop playing with those
[Sally walks over to the fridge, and starts reaching up. She begins jumping up and down trying to get to them.]
Sally: Hey Robbie, I need your help for a minute!
[We get a slow motion shot as she just barely touches it and misses. Then in normal speed she falls on her back]
[Sally touching the eggs causes them to fall off of the side of the fridge. They hit a wooden spoon laying next to the fridge and roll down it. When they go over the bottom ridge they fly into the air. We cut to Sally looking on nervously as the shadows of the eggs go flying across her face. They get swung around on the ceiling
Equestria Girls - ConfessionsFor as long as she could remember, Twilight had always considered herself an honest person. True, others, like her friends Applejack, may have been famous for such a trait, but it was always something she'd prided herself on, that whatever problems she had, she could be open about them to others. Never once had she come across a time when the prospect of being truthful was something to be fearful of. And yet, despite that, here was such a time.Equestria Girls - Confessions2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She was walking along a pathway in the middle of a beautiful expanse of green grass and tress. It was the city park of Canterlot. This place held fond memories for her, like when she was growing up. She and her brother, Shining, would spend their weekends here playing with each other. She was happy to be here, and happier still to be with her colt-friend. And speaking of which, she turned to her left to see him, Flash Sentry, walking along side her. He was busy taking in the sights. According to him, when he was growing up in Canterlot, he too w
Crimson Strands 4 ( re-wright )Crimson Strands 4 ( re-wright )4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 4: How to Date a Vampire
It was early in the morning when Amy began to steer from her dreamy sleep. She quickly remembered the advents of the previous night and reached her hand up to her knack. Luckily the marks where all goon just as Shadow had said they would be. In fact she probably would have shrugged off the hole advent as a bad dream if she hadn’t just woken up in Shadows house… on Shadows couch. She started looking around when she noticed a surprising lack of Shadow.
The room was much brighter now with light coming in from two windows behind the 3 setter couch. In front of the couch was a vary large flat screen TV and a rectangular coffee table. On one side of the couch was the side table and lamp that she had noticed the night before. In the other direction was what looked like the front door, a doorway into what looked like a dining room and a doorway into some kid of a hall. The walls where all the same white the place originally came with. ‘well h
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
His Loyal Servant- MalxReader FicHis Loyal Servant- MalxReader FicHis Loyal Servant- MalxReader Fic1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You are deep in the dark abyss where all signs of hope and light have extinct. Your only companion is the spine-chilling air which dampens with despair and melancholy. The coldness makes you shiver, causing you to hug yourself as your only source of warmth. Part of you scolds yourself for making such a naïve attempt as this, telling you to forget everything you’re here for and to just go home. But you are determined to stay; you are on a mission to find your master…
You were devastated learning in the finale of Total Drama All Stars Mike had gotten rid of his personalities. You wouldn’t stop crying and hugging your pillow for days until you learned a way to bring Mal back.
A fortune teller, not far from your home, had told you; “You are longing for a soul you most admire. I see the flame of determination scorching your heart to retrieve him from his encampment. Yet, this particular soul shows no affe
Super Phinio World Ch. 3Mario, Luigi, Phineas, and Ferb were getting started with a race in go-karts. They were just about to set off.Super Phinio World Ch. 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"On your marks, get set..." said Phineas. But then Candace and Stacy came in.
"What are you dorks doing?" Candace asked.
"Dork racing," said Mario.
"From here to the edge of Danville! F.E.H.: the Freight Emergence Harbor to be exact," said Luigi.
"Whoever wins will be Super Champion of the World!" said Mario.
"Another ding-dong episode about racing?" Candace complained referring to the Swamp Oil 500 and the chariot race from before.
"I think it sounds like fun," said Stacy.
"Yeah. Let's do it!" Candace decided all of a sudden.
The girls had on their rollerblading gear.
"Are you sure you can win? All you have is roller skates and we have go-karts," said Mario.
"All right! We'll ride karts! Good thing we don't need driver's licenses for these," said Candace.
"And before we begin, we'll have time out to customize. Make it more like a team race," said Phineas.
Mario, Luigi, Phinea
Shadamy Broken part 19Part 19Shadamy Broken part 195 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When I got to her house I realized she wasn't there. Of course she wouldn't just go home like a normal person. She has to go somewhere and think. Guess I would just have to wait.
I almost fell asleep a few times- but then I was reminded that it was Amy I was waiting for. I would wait until dawn if I had to, she couldn't stay out there forever. It was one of those moments where my eyes grew heavy and I was barely conscious when I saw a stunning red light. Alert now, I saw a very tired looking Amy trudging up the steps. She almost looked as exhausted as me. I sat up from my slouchy position, as she approached the door I made my move.
Shadamy - A New Tale chp8Shadamy - A New TaleShadamy - A New Tale chp82 years ago in Romance More Like This
My eyes opened and my vision was blurred. I slowly sat up and looked at my surroundings. I was in a hospital room.
I checked myself, for anything. Everything seemed okay. I looked down at my womb and gently laid my hand on it. Inside, was a tiny lifeform. A lifeform, that Shadow and I created, out of love. My eyes softened as I looked at my womb. I could've sworn I saw little Dusk inside there.
He was so tiny.... So fragile.....
"oh, wow..." I said to myself, quietly.
"All those years.... I've always dreamt of having a child with Sonic.... To have a family with him..."
I looked up at the ceiling, dazed.
I can't believe so much has changed, in so little time...
But.... that doesn't matter.... None of it does...
I'll be happy as long as I know that Shadow is going to be there for me.
A single tear rolled down my eye.
It wasn't a tear of happiness.
"Then, if you're so happy, why do you cry?"
My eyes went wide
ShadAmy: Arms Chapter 4Chapter 4ShadAmy: Arms Chapter 42 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Amy ran towards the park where she and Shadow had previously had their argument. Tears streaked her face, leaving a trail of droplets towards where she ran. She wasn't sure if Shadow would be there, but she didn't care, it was the last place she'd seen him. She felt relieved when she saw him and crashed into his chest. She buried her face in the white fur and sobbed. His arms were around her back in a second, though he was slightly shocked. "Rose? Rose, what's wrong?"
"You were right, Shadow, he did try something, you were right...I'm sorry..." she whimpered into his chest as she squeezed him tighter.
"What did he do?" he was attempting to stay calm as he drew her back and leaned down to her level. Silence was the only reply. "Amy..." his voice was slightly scolding.
"He..." tears rolled down her cheeks at the thought. "Well...uh...first he...he punched Tails...the
Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes: Fan Edition Pt 1DandyAndy1989 theme plays; logo appearsTop 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes: Fan Edition Pt 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Me: *steps in looking a little stern about this* I can't believe it's that time again. *picks up a treasure chest* I've kept the crowd waiting long enough. Here it is. *opens treasure chest*
SpongeBob's annoying laugh plays
Yes. It's him again.
SpongeBob clips start playing
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to tackle the once incredible and incredibly downgraded lemon-colored square of the sea once again. I gave you my opinions of some of his worst episodes ever, and now, I have come to see what you guys had come to say were some of your least favorite episodes. You voted for them, and it's time to see what other failures SpongeBob had come up with over the years. And before we start, I want you all to know the results you see are the ones that came through. What you're seeing is how it went down. Don't be disappointed if an episode you voted for didn't make it or one did but not where you hoped it would. It's not gonna pl
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
11 Jennette McCurdy MomentsHello, I'm Fhqwhgads-2! Bringing you your favorite series into my own fan fiction image! Jennette Michelle Faye McCurdy. What can you say about her? Well, I know what I can say about her. She's the subject for today's show. She's been known for some of her comedy routines, some of her more dramatic moments, and some acts that are just for cameos or whatnot. Whether or not you can tell that she's a good actress or a bad actress is simply a way of just studying her routines. And let's not deny it, she is awesome! She is very positive and true to her roles and always seems to have fun doing whatever she does onscreen. Some of her moments are so hard to forget because we love them so very very much. These are the moments of her that stay lodged into our minds forever. And I'm counting down the top 11 of them today. Why top 11? Because we all gotta go one step beyond. So, sit back and enjoy the Top 11 Most Memorable Jennette McCurdy moments.11 Jennette McCurdy Moments4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
*play the Not That Far Away music video as some c
This is Home- Chapter 1Scott Grey sat in his room, staring at the ceiling and rubbing his sore arm. Still banged up from the whole Fang incident, almost everything had healed by now.This is Home- Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Almost a year, he thought to himself. Almost a whole year had pasted since the whole stupid TDROTI screw up. He still despised every single person who he met. Zoey, B, Lighting, Mike, and . Dawn. For him, it was hard to let go of the past. And having a horrible memory from his childhood really didn't help his social life too much.
"Scott!" Mr. Grey yelled from down the hall. Scott groaned.
"What Pappy?" He shouted.
"It's time for dinner," Mr. Grey called back. For most kids, they'd run right down to the kitchen and try to guess what food belonged to the delicious aroma. In his house, the only smell Scott would find would be the disgusting stench of the nearby swamp and maybe a delivered pizza.
Scott groaned, got off his bed, and walked down to their kitchen. His little brother, Timothy, was already sitting with his father a
T1000 (LestradeXReader)T1000 (LestradeXReader)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were walking home one evening when you noticed something in the alley. Getting closer you saw it was a body which had been stabbed. You gasped and called your boyfriend DI Lestrade to inform him.
“Hello?” Lestrade purred into the phone.
“Greg it’s (Y/n) listen I just found a body in an alley!” You replied quickly.
“I’M ON MY WAY!” Lestrade shrieked before stumbling out of the bar he was in. After half an hour you still saw no sign of Lestrade so you called him again.
“Hello?” Lestrade answered.
“Where are you?!” You demanded.
“In a pet shop” Lestrade replied picking up two bunnies.
“Why are you in a pet shop?!” You asked face-palming.
“I’m getting a bunny” Lestrade replied stepping out of the broken window in the pet shop.
“Greg all the shops are closed” You said.
“I walked through the window……I SHALL NAME THEM SARAH AND JOHN CONNOR!
Vacant HouseVacant House9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There’s a vacant house at the end of my block. I’ve lived in this neighborhood for almost a year, but I never really paid any attention to it. Like any vacant house in a neighborhood with kids, it has its stories; most kids say it's haunted, surprise surprise. All the kids at school are too cowardly to do anything but tell “spooky” stories about it, ha, wimps. Not me, I’m going to do something about it. Today, I’m going to explore it.
I’m on my front steps now, wielding only a small flashlight. Don’t need a camera, not like I’m going to see anything interesting. I told my mom I'm going to go play with some kids from school. Then, finally, get off the steps and down onto the sidewalk.
The vacant house is only half a bl
Equestria Girls - Perchance to dreamHe laid there, staring up and the brilliant blue sky, without a care in the world. Flash Sentry, guard of the Crystal Empire, was greatly admiring the beautiful weather before him. Clear skies as far as the eye could see, and a brilliantly bright sun lighting up the land. He was leaning against an old oak tree, it's many branches shading him from the full force of the sun's rays. Before him was a very special place. Downhill from the tree was a vast lake, it's waters clear and shining in the day's light.Equestria Girls - Perchance to dream2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This lake was very special to him. Not only was it a place of great beauty in it's own right, but something had happened to him here that he would never forget. It was the place that he and his beloved Twilight had first spent any real time together. After their initially shaky meeting, she'd agreed to come and visit this place with him. Both had admired the lake and the open grasslands around it, as well as the striking sight of the crystal palace in the distance, but what mattered mo
Spirit of Soldier 2.4Spirit of Soldier 2.42 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
These were the events as Soldier understood them:
1)Soldier had caught a Spy (probably the RED one (because that guy was stalking him))
2)Soldier was about to shove his boot up Spy's ass so hard he'd be crapping stars and stripes for a week
4)Soldier was suddenly shorter and a great deal skinnier because he was in Scout's body
“Spy... what did you DO to me?!” Soldier yelled.
Spy was laughing so hard he was snorting.
“IDIOT! You have NO IDEA what forces you're toying with!” Soldier roared in his face, ready to punch him until the rage went away.
Spy grinned and easily overpowered Soldier's grip on his suit. When Soldier swung his punch, Spy smoothly deflected it and kneed him in the stomach. Soldier's breath was knocked out of him and he went sprawling on the floor while Spy ran off down the hall.
Soldier snarled and forced himself up to give chase. While he easily could have caught the Spy, Soldier wasn't used to such great sp
Hitachiin New Year Party (KaoruxReader)Hitachiin New Year Party (KaoruxReader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclaimer, my lovely Kaoru! (Sorry if I made Kaoru to OC-ish! Apologies!) Sorry for any mistakes in pronouns in Kaoru's POV! If anybody wants me to at least attempt to do another host, well comment away! Also, comment on how well I did! I would love it if I had some feedback about anything I can or should fix!Toodles!
Disclaimer: ScytheMeister does not own any of the OHSHC (she wishes!) but she does own the plot line and hopes that everyone can enjoy it!
(y/n) = your name
(e/c) = eye color
(l/n) = last name
New Year’s Party
What you were doing was completely harmless. It didn’t hurt anyone. Yet, he still had to smack you in the face. You could tell which hand it was; his hands were different from his brothers. Your line of sight went from hallway to white and blurred black.
“Kaoru, why is your hand touching my face?” you asked. You stood there frozen, hoping that whatever was in front of your face was covering your blush. Kaoru Hitachiin. You liked
Gold X Reader-Young LoveGold X Reader-Young Love2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gold and (name) were having a pokemon battle to see who was better. Of course Gold won which made (name) cry. Gold instantly felt guilty and tried to calm his girlfriend down.
"Ahhhhh I'm sorry (name) please calm down," Gold said trying to calm (name) down.
"But its no fair how come you always win?" (name) asked Gold.
"Maybe it's because I'm better then you or I'm just awesome," Gold bragged
(name) playfully hit her boyfriend trying to tell him to shut up. Gold smiled and hugged (name).
"At least you succeed the romantic aspect goldie," (name) said teasing Gold by calling him his most hated nickname.
"(name)," gold said.
"Yes Goldie," (name) said while laughing.
"I'll kill you," was all Gold Said while laughing
"Ah shit," was all (name) said before running.
Gold chased (name) around for what seemed like a hour or something until they got tired and dropped on their butt. They were both laughing while looking up at clouds. They named what they thought each cloud looked liked.
Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 2Me: Number 10Top 20 Worst SpongeBob Episodes Part 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
If the episode As Seen On TV and Can You Spare A Dime? were to spliced together, this would be the result of the abomination that comes out of the process. I'll show you as we go along.
SpongeBob: You're nothin'! Is all that grime supposed to scare me, Mr. Mirror?
Me: I would throw in that You Talkin' To Me scene from Taxi Driver, but I think I'd be wasting it. Similar to Krab-Borg, SpongeBob overhears something Mr. Krabs is saying and thinks he's gonna let the little guy go, making SpongeBob believe he's the little guy.
Krabs: Yeah, as much as I don't like doin' it, I have to let him go. He's gotten too bigfor his cage! *lifts cage* Go ahead, little guy. Fly away. You'll be missed.
Me: That's right. Mr. Krabs wasn't referring to SpongeBob at all. He was referring to his pet scallop. So, SpongeBob is going through an episode for no reason.
SpongeBob: Oh, what's the use, Gary? I'VE LOST THE WILL TO GO ON!
Me: And he acts like a total drama queen.