Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Princess and the SpiderCh12Total Drama Island/Action: The Princess and the SpiderPrincess and the SpiderCh125 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It took a full two minutes for Courtney to stop laughing at Duncan's false belief of tarantulas being reptiles. Duncan tried to scowl and act angry during her mirthful fit but her bubbly laughter was infectious. The delinquent found himself chuckling along with her, blushing and looking a bit embarrassed as he did so. Even if Courtney was laughing at the expense of his dignity, Duncan was secretly pleased; it had been ages since Duncan had heard Courtney laugh like that- laugh as if she meant it, as if she was really having fun. The last time Duncan heard her giggle like that was the day after they had stolen food from Chris and Chef and kissed for the first time.
A large portion of Duncan's dignity returned at the thought.
"Okay, okay, I get it. We're bugs "
"Arachnids." Courtney corrected with a giggle.
"Fine, arachnids, not reptiles. You win." Duncan huffed, dusting his chest off. "Let's dro
How to REALLY become PopularHow to REALLY become Popular5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Is it really worth it chasing after that meaningless "page view" count? Or is page views a synonym for popularity? Sure, we all want more watchers, but how much more? If you type the word "popular" in the DA search engine you will get a long stream of deviations bashing popular artworks and artists. I mean hey! It's easy to say "My art is 10 times better then that crap on the front page!", and it's okay to say that funnily enough, because art is subjective. But what's not okay to say is "I deserve to be more popular then them it's unfair!" the reason why they are more popular than you is because they know the "method".
Everybody's method is different find yours
What is this "method?" you must be thinking. The method is essentially their own way to gain awareness, sounds silly doesn't it? Most of the biggest artists on DA never asked to be popular; it just came to them naturally. Yet regardless, subconsciously they knew which deviations to upload would make a big hit.
PnF: Midnight Mystery Prol. "Sleeping bags?"PnF: Midnight Mystery Prol.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Phineas looked up from his list. "Ferb?"
"...Check!" Ferb walked over to his brother and looked at the list. "...Check." Phineas looked at Ferb with a questioning look. "What did I miss?" Phineas looked back to the list and realized what he had missed. "Ohhh. Tents..."
Isabella waited patiently in her room for her friends to be ready for their trip. That's when she heard the doorbell ring.
"Isa, Phineas and Ferb are here!" She heard her other call up to her. "Be down in a sec, Mom!" She called back. She opened her door and ran down the stairs."Hi, Phineas!"
"Are you ready?" The red-head asked.
"Yeah! Could you help me with my bags?"
"Sure! Where are they?"
"They're in my room... Come to think of it, have you ever seen my room?"
"Actually... No." Phineas replied as-a-matter-of-factly.
Character bio sheet BASICFull Name:Character bio sheet BASIC4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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Top 20 Favorite TV Shows Pt 1Hey there, everyone! Andrew Mantynen here! Today, I'm going to give you a little something special. I am going to countdown and talk to you about my top 20 favorite TV shows. I took a cue from Doug Walker and decided to make a list of it myself. Now, some of the shows he listed I liked as well, but I'm going to try to list some other shows that I liked. I'm doing my best not to copy him. So, those other shows that he watches are good, I like what he likes, but I'll do my best to keep it original. And if you can, try to guess what my favorite one of all time is. I'm sure a lot of you will wanna make a guess but will probably be a bit off. I may or may not talk about it that much. And don't try to cheat by looking at my description where I'll list them numerically It helps with the suspense if you don't. So, now that the introduction is out of the way, let's begin. This is my top 20 favorite TV shows.Top 20 Favorite TV Shows Pt 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Andrew's Top 20 Favorite TV Shows
America's Got Talent
Now, I know this show
Spirit of Soldier 1.2Spirit of Soldier 1.23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The mysterious man known as the Spy stealthily smoked an inscrutable cigarette, thinking his unknowable Spy thoughts. He was a tall, slim fellow with some muscle on him but no real definition. Along with his exercise uniform, he was wearing black gloves and a blue balaclava that covered his whole head from the neck up save his eyes and mouth.
The mask made exertion difficult and uncomfortable, but this was hardly ever a problem. Spy did not overcome his foes with strength or sheer firepower. Instead he used subtle subterfuge, disguising as the enemy team before frying their machines or shooting them when they weren't looking.
Or, should that fail, he would stab them in the back with a knife (or a dagger (or an icicle (or a sharpened candy cane like this one time TFI was 'feeling festive'))).
However, for a man who made a living as a whisper and an unpleasant memory, this Spy had one inconveniently unforgettable feature; his eyes were red.
Not the kind of red that indicates a lack o
Growing Around - Episodes - My Pretty Pony[Scene Sally is in the kitchen, covered in splotches of flour and dough. She is stirring a pot of some random concoction. The kitchen is an absolute disaster area.]Growing Around - Episodes - My Pretty Pony8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Sally: That's ten bars of chocolate, a pint of ice cream, and three eggs. Now where did I put them?
[She looks up to see one of the eggs rotating on top of the fridge]
Sally: Oh yeah. I gotta stop playing with those
[Sally walks over to the fridge, and starts reaching up. She begins jumping up and down trying to get to them.]
Sally: Hey Robbie, I need your help for a minute!
[We get a slow motion shot as she just barely touches it and misses. Then in normal speed she falls on her back]
[Sally touching the eggs causes them to fall off of the side of the fridge. They hit a wooden spoon laying next to the fridge and roll down it. When they go over the bottom ridge they fly into the air. We cut to Sally looking on nervously as the shadows of the eggs go flying across her face. They get swung around on the ceiling
PnF - Duelo de Bodas(Metamundo, Purgatorio)PnF - Duelo de Bodas4 years ago in Drama More Like This
(Nota del Autor: Escuchen 'lg_ep6_org' del OST de Umineko Chiru)
Un brillo cegó al espectador inundándolo todo de blanco como un universo lleno de luz y poco a poco ese fulgor fue decreciendo hasta mostrar el lugar donde se encontraban todos una capilla por la cual la luz ingresaba por la parte de la Nave, dejando mostrar el altar mayor vacío sin un sacerdote que oficiara los servicios rituales.
- ¡El amor todo lo puede!
Una voz interrumpió el silencio de esa capilla. Era una mujer pero que flotaba y vestida de amarillo con una sonrisa como de malicia pero de satisfacción
- ¡No hay nadie que pueda interponerse ante el amor verdadero!
Otra mujer vestida de turquesa apareció flotando en esa capilla. Ante la mirada impávida de un grupo de asistentes, que no estaban tan sorprendidos pero si expectantes.
Equestria Girls - Perchance to dreamHe laid there, staring up and the brilliant blue sky, without a care in the world. Flash Sentry, guard of the Crystal Empire, was greatly admiring the beautiful weather before him. Clear skies as far as the eye could see, and a brilliantly bright sun lighting up the land. He was leaning against an old oak tree, it's many branches shading him from the full force of the sun's rays. Before him was a very special place. Downhill from the tree was a vast lake, it's waters clear and shining in the day's light.Equestria Girls - Perchance to dream2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This lake was very special to him. Not only was it a place of great beauty in it's own right, but something had happened to him here that he would never forget. It was the place that he and his beloved Twilight had first spent any real time together. After their initially shaky meeting, she'd agreed to come and visit this place with him. Both had admired the lake and the open grasslands around it, as well as the striking sight of the crystal palace in the distance, but what mattered mo
Total Drama: Mike's StoryNormal.Total Drama: Mike's Story2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were once a kid, playing happily and having fun. Carefree and naive of the world's terrors. No worries, no care, just freedom.
Then you change. Suddenly you're having blackouts. Hours slipped from your memory. Couldn't recall a thing no matter how hard you try. Your friends start to look at you like you're some bizarre caged animal at a zoo. Random strangers start walking up to you, talking about stuff you don't recall ever happening. And suddenly....you're all alone, not understanding what's going on with you.
The blackouts come more often, and people started calling you strange names such as Chester, Vito, Manitoba Smith, or, oddly, Svetlana. They seem almost....afraid of you. But then you realize, you're more afraid of yourself.
One day you're in the school's nurse's office. She is looking at you with a concern face. Your shirt is off. All you remember was that you were in the locker room changing. You ask the nurse what was going on, how did you
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Top 20 Favorite TV Shows Pt 2Hey there, everybody! It's me, Andrew Mantynen! Welcome to part 2 of my top 20 favorite TV shows with my top 10. These are the ones I never get tired of seeing and can watch no matter how many times I see them. If you haven't cheated by scrolling down to my description yet, then you still have time to guess what my number one favorite TV show is. So, intro's done, now let's move on. This is my top 10 favorite TV shows.Top 20 Favorite TV Shows Pt 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Andrew's Top 20 Favorite TV Shows
Courage The Cowardly Dog
I'm not sure how many of you saw this coming, but I can tell you that this was definitely an entertaining Cartoon Network show. It was all about a dog who doesn't live up to his name but still does his best to keep his owners and farm safe from all sorts of surreal ordeals. It's supposed to be like a spoof on horror flicks and such, and when it makes up some of its own stuff, it's really entertaining. Even when they recycle some of the villains, it's still enjoyable. Like how they brought back Katz a fe
Shadamy - thanks 12 Last part"A-Amy...I have to tell you something..." Sonic said.Shadamy - thanks 12 Last part4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"What is it."
"S-Sally kissed me when you went looking for Shadow..."
"I'm Sorry, but I stopped it..."
"Yeah well she didn't know we went out..."
"Please Amy! Calm Down!"
"Yes...anyway...at the clearing y-you said you didn't love me..."
Shocked, Amy was surprised Sonic had remembered. "I Err...Was Drowsy...I guess I can forgive you, guess it wasn't you're fault anyway..."
"And please don't bring it up with Sally it'll only be awkward..."
"Fine." Amy let it go considering she was in no position to be arguing as she kind of had a tiny little crush on Shadow.
"Eggman, has a cure." Sally said racing through to Sonic.
"How do you know?" Amy said.
"Because he told me over video call."
"He could be trying to trick us."
"No, his base has been destroyed by the sick people."
"Really? Why is he telling us?"
"He needs our chaos emeralds..."
"What No way!" Sonic jumped in.
"We Have to try!"
"How can we
iNostalgia Part 2*fade in from commercials*iNostalgia Part 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Well, things started to seem to go from bad to worse after the Critic complained about Spencer's little speech. Some people just didn't wanna watch iCarly anymore.
"Well, another loyal viewer is gonna stop watching iCarly," said Freddie.
"How many is that now?" Carly asked.
"I'm gonna say 89," said Sam.
"Actually, it's just 88. You almost had that," said Freddie.
"I almost have it when I guesstimate," said Sam.
Carly couldn't take the idea of losing her viewers all because of Spencer telling the Nostalgia Critic to stop reviewing.
"And to think, it's all because of the Nostalgia Critic ranting about Spencer's speech. Now we're making enemies with some guy with glasses!" she complained.
"For once, it ain't my fault," said Sam.
"How are we going to get this to stop?" Freddie asked.
Just then, Spencer came in through the door covered in eggshells and a paper bag. The gang wasn't too keen on that sight.
"I'm back," he said muffled from the bag.
"What happened to
Character Bio Fill-Out SheetCharacter Bio Fill-Out Sheet4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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Exile Vilify"You fail!"Exile Vilify1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Those words were still echoing through his mind when Pyro returned to the respawn. Sitting on the bench he kept his gaze on the ground. He could feel the glares on him - there was no need to look up and confirm it.
"You are a failure." That was Scout's voice. "Shall I repeat it so you can write it down and keep it memorized? A failure."
"Only few more seconds and we would have had point. Why you did not go out there?" Heavy grumbled.
A bottle hit Pyro's head. Maybe Demo was too drunk again to form words but he still could aim.
"And that's what happens when you leave the control point in the care of womenfolk or faggots", he heard Soldier's voice. "A real man would have fought and not gone in hiding behind a piece of trash."
"That piece of trash is called a sentry, thank you very much. And he tried to protect it while I was waiting for respawn and y'all were too busy gettin' ya heads bashed in."
The calm voice finally caused Pyro to lift his head. Engineer stood in front of
ShadAmy: Arms Chapter 6Chapter 6ShadAmy: Arms Chapter 63 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Amy, what do you mean? The other day you were telling me that you were confused about who to be with, and now you're not even sure if you wanna have a relationship?" Cream pulled her up legs and crossed them, hunching over to look her friend in the eye.
"I know, I know!" she yelled, running her hands through her hair and resting her elbows on her knees, quills still wrapped around her fingers. This was so frustrating, she couldn't stand it. "I just...at first I didn't care...and now...there's just so much to worry about!! I mean, he's immortal, and then there's all of his enemies, and I just feel so selfish!"
"Calm down, okay, I'm sure that if Shadow was really worried about all of that stuff he'd say something about it!"
"No he wouldn't, Cream! He doesn't wanna worry me, just like I don't wanna make him think he has to always take care of me like I'm some needy pet!
If you insist, doctor - A SCIENCEBROS Fic..Tony, would you be so kind to bring me some herbal tea? After changing back from the other guy I feel a bit... weak. -BBIf you insist, doctor - A SCIENCEBROS Fic1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Oh of course, Bruce. You just stay there. I'll get it in a moment. -TS
Thanks. I'm fine. Just saying. -BB
After a few minutes, Tony approached to the door of the room where Bruce was resting, a cup of hot tea balanced in one hand. He didn't bother knocking before he opened the door and went inside. "Here you are Brucie. One cup of tea - hot and fresh."
Bruce smiled from the bed. His hair was messy and his eyes showed his sleeplessness. "You don't have to play the nurse, you know. But thank you..."
"Oh, no, no, no." Tony said, shaking his head. "I don't mind, Bruce. Really."
For a moment or two it was quiet. "...I'm sorry." Bruce started. "I shouldn't... I shouldn't ask this from you, but... Listen, you remember anything about it? The battle I mean. I just... I blacked out."
Tony was quiet a moment before he replied. "No, it's fine. I remember most of it. What part
Poffins for a Stubborn Boy: Silver X Reader I walked with a smile as I made my way down Route 37 on my way to the scenic beauty of Ecruteak Town. A pleasant breeze ruffled my hair as I listened to the soft melody of early spring, the air smelling faintly of wild berries and Apricorn blossoms. I truly felt content in my life, now that I had my own Pokemon and all eight badges of the Johto region; independence never felt so refreshing!Poffins for a Stubborn Boy: Silver X Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
As I rounded a bend around a few trees, I spotted a tall figure in a dark navy blue jacket, standing in front of a tree with clenched fists. His scarlet hair was slightly disheveled, the small tuft of hair on the top of his head swaying gently in the breeze. It looks just like the tail of a Psyduck when they walk around! I may have only battled this strange boy a few times, but each one was a vivid memory. Battles with this boy were an actual challenge and boy, did they make my heart pound! I quickened my pace, outstretching my right hand in greeting. "Hey Si
Crimson Strands 4 ( re-wright )Crimson Strands 4 ( re-wright )4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 4: How to Date a Vampire
It was early in the morning when Amy began to steer from her dreamy sleep. She quickly remembered the advents of the previous night and reached her hand up to her knack. Luckily the marks where all goon just as Shadow had said they would be. In fact she probably would have shrugged off the hole advent as a bad dream if she hadn’t just woken up in Shadows house… on Shadows couch. She started looking around when she noticed a surprising lack of Shadow.
The room was much brighter now with light coming in from two windows behind the 3 setter couch. In front of the couch was a vary large flat screen TV and a rectangular coffee table. On one side of the couch was the side table and lamp that she had noticed the night before. In the other direction was what looked like the front door, a doorway into what looked like a dining room and a doorway into some kid of a hall. The walls where all the same white the place originally came with. ‘well h