You Are Who You EatYou Are Who You Eat
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
Bathroom TroublesJohn groans, when he was at his own apartment this never happened. Just so happens that visiting his parents during spring break brings back one of his most annoying memories, having to share the only bathroom in the house with his sister. Ever sense entering college, she had started focusing more on her appearance. He had to admit it was working, all his friend kept asking him for her number constantly. Having a hot sister certainly has its upsides, but having to wait forever to use the bathroom because of it certainly isnt one of them.Bathroom Troubles6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
LAUREN! John bangs on the bathroom door multiple times. This is ridiculous, how long does it honestly take for you to get ready in the morning! You are 22 years old, you should know how to dress yourself by now!
Go away! John hears the water from the showing cease flowing. Look, Ive got to get ready.&
Bathroom Troubles 2 Karma...Bathroom TroublesBathroom Troubles 2 Karma...6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Karma Has Claws
Sitting in the drivers seat of the Monte Carlo, Johns paws struggle to maintain grip on the steering wheel as she speeds down the highway. More than a few times, she had been forced to use her claws, which left some aesthetically displeasing scratches, but she didnt care. The last thing they need right now is to get pulled over by a cop, John looks down at the dashboard, or that
John looks over at her sister, wide eyed. Meow She pulls one paw off the steering wheel and points it at the low fuel indicator illuminated on the dash. After a quick glance, Lauren smacks her head with one of her paws and runs it over her face. She looks over at her sister, shrugging her cat like shoulders. Mew? Approaching the nearest gas station, John motions for Lauren to hide in the back, and watches as she nimbly l
The Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie II4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Mature content warning! Story might mention sexual themes, minor cussing, and all around strangeness... it happens...)
The front door to the house burst open as the oblivious catgirl skips out onto the porch and begins her springy jog toward the downtown cosplay convention. It was nearly impossible for John to contain his excitement as every lovely bounce and curvaceous swing of Kim's body echoes through his silky consciousness.
"Best... day... ever..." John sighs to himself, complelety lost in bliss.
Rolling her eyes, Sylvia feels obliged to interrupt. "Hey bra boy... You do know that technically you are cradling the breasts of my former brother..."
"Yeah, but it's so much better than being stuck in the butt of my beautiful girlfriend, wouldn't you say? Because according to a conversation with your last boyfriend, you apparently "don't like it in the ass..." How's the we
Description Practice - TFThe day started out as any day would have: waking up, getting a shower, and going to school. Its what happened after school that make that day the best one that I had ever had.Description Practice - TF6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Thanks again, bye I said as I shut the door to my grandparents van. They had always taken me home from school because I was too old to go to the after school program, and my parents worked. I walked up to the door, fished my key out of my pocket with much effort (try this with a binder and three books in your hands), and unlocked the deadbolt. I dropped all of my things on the floor and relocked the door.
My dog came running up to me with great speed. Hey, Sam! I said as I reached my hand down to rub her head. I walked to the den and let her out through the back door. After six hours, she was bound to have to empty her load. Samantha, or Sam, is a dark shade of brown that looks great on a golden retriever. She is five years old, and has the energy of a puppy.
I went back to re
Cat Crazy 1Cat Crazy 1Cat Crazy 12 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Candy, meet Lenny. Lenny, my girlfriend Candy.”
The woman so introduced looked momentarily puzzled, then smiled and crouched down to hold her hand out to the cat. “Hello Lenny, pleased to meet you.”
The large black and white tomcat prowled closer to the auburn-haired woman his associate had brought into the small apartment. He sniffed at her fingers, then purred approvingly. Then he meowed plaintively and trotted over to his food bowl.
“Oh, George, haven’t you fed him?”
“Of course I have,” George grumbled, but at a look from his date he dug out another tin of tuna and opened it. Lenny meowed approvingly, and wound his way between Candy’s legs as he waited for his repast.
Soon George and Candy were sitting on the apartment’s one couch, with a bottle of wine and two glasses in front of them. Before George had finished pouring, Lenny hopped into Candy’s lap and proceede
Roasted and ToastedBrittany reached into her bag and pulled out another chocolate as she and her sister walked toward the factory. This was going to be a good day; shed talked her little sister Paige into coming to the Choconu plant for a tour, and there would almost certainly be free samples at the end. Paige might not even want hers or so Brittany hoped.Roasted and Toasted5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The two of them looked mostly alike, with blonde hair and green eyes, but everyone told Paige she had an exceptional smile. It helped that Paige smiled so much to begin with it seemed like she was always happy about something. Brittany on the other hand was a little chunky thanks to her sweet tooth, and spent a little more time trying to deflect verbal assaults, while Paige shrugged any off with ease.
Thanks for coming, sis, Brittany said as they walked toward the entrance. It wouldnt have been any fun by myself.
I wasnt too busy, Paige smiled. What time do the tours start again?
Family's PetDeanna, a 26 year old graduate student at the local University, was a beautiful raven colored haired woman. She stood at a tall 5' 11" and had long strong legs that could kill any guy who looked at them. Athletically strong, Deanna was not only an athlete but was one of the smartest young adults at the University too. Her grad work was centered on Behavioral Psychology and was one of the brightest young stars that were going through the psychology department in a long time. Her Masters had been completed the year before and her Ph. D. was all that she thought of since she had little to no social life.Family's Pet3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
With the Academic year almost at an end Deanna needed to get a paid summer internship somewhere so that she could make some money for expenses over the next Academic year. Over the next several weeks Deanna looked and looked, but came up empty handed. No one was willing to take on someone who had not completed t
Farmer's Daughter--Hen TFFarmer's Daughter--TF StoryFarmer's Daughter--Hen TF6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Julia looked in the mirror at 9 AM one morning
and frowned. She was of average height for her age, with
red hair down to her neck, freckles splattered all over
her tanned face, and a mild amount of muscle which she
gained from working on her father's farm.
Just like every other day of the week, it was
time for Julia to go through her morning chores. After
getting out of bed that morning, her first job was to
add some food to the hens' trough and then take a basket
and collect the eggs from the chickens' last night's
laying. Slipping her clothes and a pair of working boots,
she grabbed the basket by her bedroom door and set out to
begin her work.
The walk from the farmhouse to the chicken coop
was quite a little ways down the path. She decided to
organize her thoughts along the way. "Once I get there,"
she thought, "I'll need to walk around the coop instead
of heading straight towards the door. I wouldn't want to
startle the hens."
She was wise to think this;
The Dog MinderThe new dog minder had moved into the street. She was a middle aged woman who dressed in modest clothes and drove a hefty Land Rover. But despite how she may seem, her kindness knows no bounds. Luckly I was the only person in the local area with a dog, which was strange given the fact that the street was greatly populated.The Dog Minder3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cykes, his name.
I had recently purchased the energetic little guy and needed someone to mind him on mondays and wednesdays, as my work had me heavily involved away from home on those days.
I was walking down to the quite country house nestled at the end of the street, surrounded by tall trees and reasonably large gardens. The house must have cost a fair amount as it was well built, sturdy and massive. I walked up too the decorative front door and knocked, Cykes in tow behind me.
"Hi, i'm here about the dog minding. I saw your flyer in the newspaper." Her warm gaze calmed me and I was able to speak clearly, she seemed nice and honest.
"Ahh, so you have seen my add? W
Explicit ChangeHe stared at the vial in his hands. Was this really what he wanted?Explicit Change4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
What was he thinking? Of course it was. He had spent the last six months working on it. How could he suddenly not want it anymore? He gazed off into space, swirling the vial of clear liquid. Once he took the plunge, there was no going back. With great mental effort, he pushed the doubt from his mind. Resolve filled him; he knew he was meant for this.
Standing at his kitchen sink, near the make-shift lab that he had cobbled together from bits and pieces of equipment he had stolen from work, he pulled the stopper off the vial. Now exposed to oxygen, the liquid began to froth, like a can of soda that had been shaken. He tipped the vial slightly, so that the foam spilled out into the sink. Soon, the vial calmed, and the liquid sat still, albeit with a slightly murkier appearance, like milk mixed with water. He continued to swirl the vial, and the liquid became warm.
It was ready.
Bracing himself, he took a deep breath, and
RepercussionsRepercussionsRepercussions3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into dog)
Melissa makes her way down the street, it being as busy as usual as Melissa walks her German Shepard, Rex. With Rex panting away, the twenty-three year old looks at the shops as she passes them knowing all too well that she couldn't afford anything that they had. With a sigh, Melissa walked on turning down a corner to do the last stretch before returning home. As Rex walks besides Melissa obedient to his master, Melissa spots the pet store open, Melissa paused as she turns to her watch to see that it was six thirty which made Melissa quite confused as she knew the pet store closes at six. Making her way towards it, Melissa stood at the main entrance to see no one inside but none the less it was open. Tying Rex's leash to a post outside the store, Melissa makes her way inside.
"Hello?" Melissa calls out brushing her shoulder length blonde hair past her ears as she looks around to see no one inside only items for pets and animals. Seeing
The Trouble With Mirage Trouble With Mirage (male, female - dogs)The Trouble With Mirage5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Helen was folding cloths by the dryer when their new dog strutted into the room. The loving animal at first seemed shy to drink from the water bowl or use the bathroom outside, but over time it seemed as though she became much more like the typical puppy. The Parrs failed to see the changes between the two attitudes. Violet , the daughter of Helen, had bound a link between herself and the dog. In fact, the whole family found a connection with the loving creature. The only person who never really cared for the new house pet was Bob. Dash would throw the ball with the dog and try to beat the dog to it, Violet would play hide and seek with the dog, and Helen would scratch the dogs belly from across the room. Even with his whole family playing with the new dog, Bob
Dogs Life Chapter 2What can I say? I was furious, humiliated and embarrassed at the same time. Never have I felt these emotions so strongly! My own father stuck a rectal thermometer up my butt and I was forced to lay there and take it! Soon as it entered me, there was no happy place to go to. I was stuck on the table, a thermometer in my butt and no escaping without biting anyone.Dogs Life Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The only thing that humiliating process did for me was make me realize I am not dreaming. Still a nightmare. Actually furious doesn't seem to be the right word now! I am pissed!
"She doesn't look too happy, mom," said Ben, watching me from the front.
"Well she must be having a confusing day," replied mom. "I'm glad she's a nice dog though because she could have bitten anyone of us by now. She must have had a good social life to not be vicious."
"Does that mean we can keep her?" asked Ben excitedly.
I rolled my eyes.
No! I'm not going to be your pet, Ben! You can forget about getting a present from me for your birthday too!
Wonka's frist trialsWonkas first trialsWonka's frist trials7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into cow)
Note: the Character Willy Wonka is base on the well known character from the movie Charlie and the chocolate factory for this I hold no copy rights and will remove by request of the rightful owners. Until then enjoy.
Emma couldnt believe where she was, but never less she was standing in the factory of the famous Willy Wonka. At sixteen years of age, with shoulder length brown hair, nicely curved body and unspoiled beauty, she felt like she was eight again just watching from the side lines and now she was in the actual factory as a tester. Shepherd into an empty room with only a glass table, Emma look back to see that the door she walk through had closed behind her. As she look around there was only one entry into the room and one off the walls had a full line of mirrors, she quickly guesses that it was a two-way mirror. Moving her attention the glass table, Emma notice a very small
Cow TF TG ver. 1"Thanks for the job mr.smith" said Tim following mr.smith into a large barn.Cow TF TG ver. 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Don't think anything of it. I was running low on young eager lads like you" said Mr. Smith.
The barn was larger than Tim had originally thought with high ceilings and even what looked like a small kitchen area.
Mr. Smith went over to the small kitchen area and took a bottle out of the refrigerator looking at the date on the label to make sure it was still good.
"This is very special milk I would like you to try. It would mean the world to me. Plus I'll give you a twenty dollar bonus if you drink the whole thing."
Tim took the bottle and looked at it for a moment. What could it hurt to drink a bottle of milk?
Tim opened the bottle and began to chug it down. The milk tasted sweet as if it had been mixed with honey. A tingly feeling spread throughout his body for a moment. He shook it off.
"Oh" said Mr. Smith. "I just remembered, I got to go get something I forgot at the house, I'll be right back.
Mr. Smith took
Dogs Life"Can we keep her?" asked my little fourteen year old brother, petting me on the head.Dogs Life4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I don't know..." my mom said unsure, looking down at me. "Why would Bonnie even hide a dog from us?"
I did no such thing; I am the dog! Is there any way to tell you that your daughter is sitting right in front of you? This is so frustrating!
"Please mom? We never had a dog in our family! And look, she's actually rather nice... for a Husky."
I would have growled to show him his big sister isn't his pet but I knew just one growl from my mouth and I would be forced into the garage where I would wait for someone from the pound to pick me up and lock me inside a small pen where I would spend who knows how long? Also I have to admit the great feeling of the strokes coming from Ben's hand was the most nicest thing he had done for me in a long time.
I guess it was OK that he was treating me like this. Heck, if I woke up human this morning he probably would have dumped a glass of water over my head while I sl
Misadventures of Missi Grey pt2Misadventures of Missi Grey pt2Misadventures of Missi Grey pt22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into cat)
Nicole looks down at the package that her transforming friend Missi just gave her then back to Missi.
"Missi, just because I am Asian doesn't mean I can read this!" Nicole explains.
"You can't read it?" Missi said in panic.
"Missi relax, I'll go and get mum... she reads it" Nicole explains.
"Oh thank god!" Missi sighed in relief.
"Just stay here!" Nicole explains.
"What why?" Missi asks.
"My mum is allergic to cats," Nicole explains, "I don't think she will enjoy sneezing for the next two hours!"
"Uh... okay, but hurry I don't want to stay like this!" Missi explains.
"Okay...okay!" Nicole said rushes out to find her mother. Missi stood waiting at the front door feeling quite of anxious and embarrass as she couldn't help but to fiddle with her new sets of breasts, they felt exactly like her normal breasts but if just felt so weird to have then one pair.
"Hey Nicole, how many times did I tell you to close the..." Nicole
Animal Rights -Leopard TF-Animal RightsAnimal Rights -Leopard TF-3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A short story by: drekian
Everything was finally ready. Kay stood in the airport at the departure gates, not looking forward to the long flight ahead of him. He had brought a sketch pad and his macbook along with him to pass the time, but flights like these just weren't easy. The trip to China and Nepal was over half way around the world. Due to the limitations on his visa for China, he would need to be visiting Nepal first, but that didn't matter. The trip was all planned out and he was extremely excited.
He'd saved up for this trip for over a year, living on part-time wages and hoarding student loan money. He didn't care that he was massively in debt. He knew in his mind that it would all be worth it to see the places he had spent so much time obsessing over. He loved learning everything he could about these places. He had read books, seen websites, and had completely scoured the local library for information. He loved
Gone wildGone wildGone wild7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Women into various animals)
Out of all the days it had to rain on a Saturday, Anna turns to her sisters Kelly and Georgia.
So what now? Anna asks them as they just sat in the lounge room.
Well we cant go to the mall now, we have to wait until the rain passes now do we! Explains Georgia
Well we need to do something until then Kelly says as she flicks through the channels to find nothing on. Theres nothing on what so ever
Maybe mum still has those board games that we used to play when we were young, Anna suggested
Uh Anna we are too old for board games, Georgia told her
Well what do you prefer sitting here complete bored? Or doing something that will pass the time? Anna asks her
Well I for one, will have a go Kelly smiles
Okay them, Ill be back with that Anna walked off towards the basement.
The basement was just full of
Tf by requestTF by requestTf by request7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Man into female cow)
Benjamin loves his life, a farm that soon be his, a girlfriend that he can treat like shit and no one telling him other whys, Ben just was simple a king. As one day as Ben was working in the barn his girlfriend Joy, came other with a glass of milk on a tray.
Whats this? Ben asks wondering why such a change of heart.
Youve been working so hard, I thought you need a drink to refresh you Joy said with slightest grin on her face.
Ben grabs the cup and swallows all the milk in one gulp.
Well its about time you showed respect to me Ben told her whipping away the milk away from his mouth.
No, its your turn to show respect Joy growls
What, how dare you talk to me like that! Ben yells, then he paused he felt strange, really strange as f his whole body was rejecting him.
Holding on his gut tightly, he can fell extra room in his pants.
Ben even weirder as he
becoming part of the stockBecoming part of the stockbecoming part of the stock7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into cow)
Jo as she preferred to be known as, it seemed that every time she heard Joanne she always felt that she was in trouble.
At the age of 17, long hazel brown hair with eyes to match, she was indeed a very beautiful farmers daughter.
Jo always had the idea of taken over her fathers dairy farm, if Drake was still working at that time. Drake was a young farmer in training, her father always gave him a hard time but by the end of every day they always sat down and had a chat. Only being one year older then she was with short dull blonde hair, sky blue eyes with a short but ruff goatee and well built, Jo just loved every time that she saw him but also doubt it that she was too nervous and too shy to even say hi.
One day, her father came up to her.
Listen Jo, Ive got to go to a farmers convention so I wont be here for two weeks so can you take care of house? Her father asks
Contractor: Teen DesirersContractor: Teen DesirersContractor: Teen Desirers6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Women into cow and horse)
Madison looked down at her scales to see that it read that same that read last week, Madison always worried about her weight apart from being she was no where near classified as overweight or chubby in fact most of the boys that she went to her boarding school found her to be one of the hottest girls there, however for Madison it wasnt about the weight thing, it was keeping it off what was the problem.
There got to be another way! Madison said as she hope off the scales and walks into her living room. Im so sick of these diets, I need something that I never have to worry about my weight without these pesky diets!
I can help with that! a male voice answers her, quickly Madison turns to a direction of the voice to see a man in his mid thirties with short spiky brown hair and wearing the most casual clothing.
Who are you and how did you get in? Madison quick
KP: experimentalKP: experimentalKP: experimental7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into cow)
Note: the character are base on the Disney TV series Kim Possible for this I hold no copyrights and will remove it by request of the rightful owner. Until then enjoy!
In the quietness of night Shego made her way into a silent warehouse, without Drakken to boss her around she could cause great havoc by herself. Coming to a holding store Shego found what she was looking, large barrels of containers what was simple marked Danger.
Dont know what it is but I know Im going to enjoy it! Shego said to herself
Did you know talking to yourself is the first sign of psychotic? a familiar voice called out, Shego turned to see Kim Possible standing only meters away from her with her arms crossed and a smile on her face.
Kimmy, what a surprise to see you here! Shego smiles quickly grabbing one of the barrels Shego throws it to Kim, dodging it as quick the two went into close c