Meloetta ReportMeloetta (the Melody Pokemon) is a legendary Normal/Psychic or Normal/Fighting-type legendary found among the fields and forests of the Unova region and parts of Eastern Europe. Though often times spoken of only in legends, Meloetta are surprisingly powerful creatures that can equally devastate opponents and touch their hearts with their beautiful music and graceful dances. It's unlikely that you will ever see one of these elegant creatures, but if you do, don't be a wall-flower and simply let them have all the fun; even if you can't dance and/or sing, you should at least try if you ever want to see one of these cuties show you how it's done!Meloetta Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although it is currently unknown precisely when Meloetta were first observed by humans, it definitely goes without saying that they were the inspiration for many of the styles of music and dance we hold so dear today. As the generation of classic European music is often credited with the discovery of Meloetta by th
Reharmonized Ponies POV RarityHello dears. It feels like it's been forever! Rarity Belle at your service, more commonly known simply as Rarity. Business pony and expert dress maker! Oh, and holder of the Element of Harmony known as Generosity.Reharmonized Ponies POV Rarity3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It's been over a couple of weeks since the ordeal with that brute of a chaos spirit Discord. Everyone else seems to be holding together alright. Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash seem to be hanging out more than usual. Fluttershy strangely asked Miss Cheerilee for advice on how to handle difficult fillies... maybe she wants to give babysitting one more shot?
As for myself, I am doing perfectly well. I can now look at jewelry without vomiting (I'm fairly sure horses aren't supposed to be able to do that!).
I can now look at the rocks outside without falling into fits of self loathing.
I only break into a cold sweat now when touching diamonds rather than all gems.
And the nightmares where a handsome prince arrives to woo me only to tell me his name is Tom and turn into a giant boulder
Hydreigon ReportHydreigon (the Brutal Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Dark/Dragon-type Pokemon found among mountainous terrain within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Brutally destructive and monstrously evil, Hydreigon are exceptional beasts that represent one of the most extreme examples of evolutionary mutation known in the entire world. For Dark and Dragon-type experts alike, this is one beast that can definitely be relied on; nothing says power more than a monster that can literally multiply the fear factor in any battle by three every time!Hydreigon Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The genetic instability of the Deino family effectively comes to a head (literally) when Zweilous finally evolve. Like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, this final mutation produces an entirely new creature and is marked by the addition of a third head, which acts as the prime head of Hydreigon and possesses advanced extrasensory powers, in turn granting Hydreigon fairly extensive speci
Pokemon Definition AnalysisPREFACEPokemon Definition Analysis4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
What is a Pokemon? For many years, it has been assumed that the answer to this question has been discovered and detailed quite well; I for one, however, do not find favor with such a notion. As a Professor of Pokemon, I have always done my duty to study Pokemon and learn about them but it seems that I have failed to pinpoint what makes them Pokemon; looking at the world, I see that I am not alone.
In this report, I will attempt to explain why the traditional definition of what a Pokemon is no longer appears acceptable in my eyes. My goal here is not to clear up the issue; my goal is to show just how murky the waters actually are, from the basics all the way up to the boundaries of our world and beyond.
Regardless of their powers, origins, or abilities, all known Pokemon are said to possess what is referred to as a type; in laymen's terms, a Pokemon's type is what determines its weaknesses, resistances, and power advantag
Night of the Pinkie PieApple Bloom scrunched up her face as she nosed her dinner around the plate. "Bored! Bored! This ain't no fun!" She looked up at the face of Big Mac, impassive as always. "Applejack said she would play a game with me, why ain't she come home?"Night of the Pinkie Pie4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Big Mac stared down at his little sister dully, chewing a straw. It was the same straw that he had been chewing for the past year, at least that is what he thought. In reality Applejack had to sneakily change it every week so that it didn't become nasty. "Applejack's gone on holiday lil' one. She said she'll be gone a long time."
Apple Bloom glared quizzically up at her brother. "That don't make no sense, she would've told me!"
Big Mac huffed. "She won it from Pinkie Pie. Said it was really last minute, had to go quick. Didn't even see her pack a bag."
"How can Pinkie Pie afford to buy Applejack a holiday? She never said anything about no competition!" Apple Bloom's small form scooted down from the table. "Somethin' fishy is going on her Big Mac,
New Beginnings Chapter OneNaruto sat and thought, an unusual occurrence for the young ninja. And his thoughts dwelled not upon a mission, no technique or anything related to his goal. His thoughts, for once were not even upon ramen. His thoughts were about his fellow team member, not Sakura but Sasuke. He was sure he had a reason to hate him, he was positive there was an excuse to fight him and pound his pretty face into the dirt, but however long he thought though he couldnt seem to isolate the reason for his undying hatred of the young man.New Beginnings Chapter One7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They had always fought, that he was reasonably sure about. They had always had some sort of unspoken enmity there, well not really unspoken but it was there nevertheless. When had they exactly become friends though? When had malice become respect? He was sure they had never exactly said anything about it, he certainly hadnt anyway. He had continued to regard the Uchiha with the same determination to destroy as he always had. If he hadnt changed though, wh
Sceptile ReportSceptile (the Forest Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Grass-type Pokemon found among forested areas in the Hoenn region and portions of South American jungles. Although they might not have the sheer defensive abilities and energy needed to take many blows in battle, Sceptile are nonetheless vicious fighters that can easily defeat foes with amazing speed and agility. They might not bring the greatest offense to every battle, but they can definitely run circles around (and on top of) any opponent they face; just make sure not to get on their bad side, or you'll quickly find out just how painful their Leaf Blade and Leaf Storm attacks can truly be!Sceptile Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Grovyle are at the complete mercy of the parasitic plant living in them until they finally evolve; at that point, however, the roles essentially become reversed. Upon evolution, their bodies completely mature and take over the parasitic plant; in doing so, the plant itself fully matures and becomes even more integrated into its host, completin
Rayquaza ReportRayquaza (the Sky High Pokemon) is a legendary Dragon/Flying-type Pokemon known to exist within the upper reaches of the atmosphere far from human sight. Though it may only appear to the world in times of great disaster, Rayquaza is a fearsome beast more than deserving of respect not only for its immense power but for its vital role in keeping human civilization safe from the forces of calamity in the natural world. There may be little known about the origins of its amazing powers and abilities, but with dominion over both the sea and the land, it goes without saying that there are few things capable of standing equally with Rayquaza on the battlefield, especially when the full might of Mega Evolution is on its side!Rayquaza Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
In the beginning, the oceans and the earth are said to have battled constantly for dominance. At this time, the world overflowed with natural energy, and the forces of nature themselves were represented by two monstrous deities. Early humans came to call the beast of the w
Legendary Pokemon Gijinkas! Ch 25Legendary Pokemon Gijinkas! Ch 251 year ago in Profiles More Like This
"I really don't like dressing up!" Kyurem complained as he looked reproachfully at the tuxedo Reshiram had bought him.
"Well, that's just too bad." Reshiram said unsympathetically. "I'm going to go get ready. I better see you in that tuxedo by the time I'm done or else."
"Or else what?" Kyurem inquired.
"Or else no Casteliacones for a month." She threatened. Kyurem groaned.
"Alright, fine. I'll get ready." He said, throwing his arms up. Reshiram nodded and grabbed Victini's arm.
"And you. We have to get you all dolled up." She said cheerfully as she dragged Victini to her room. Victini sat down on her bed as Reshiram began rummaging through her closet. She had already dressed up in a beautiful red dress, and her white hair was no longer in her signature ponytails. "Where did I put it? I just bought it today!" She said. Victini pi
Sableye ReportSableye (the Darkness Pokemon) is a relatively common Dark/Ghost-type Pokemon found among dark caves within the Hoenn, Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Kanto and Sinnoh regions on rare occasions. Exceptionally mischievous and creepy to a fault, Sableye are devious little creatures that enjoy scaring the pants off of travelers and trainers alike simply for the fun of it. They might not be the strongest of fighters or have much potential in a professional fight, but for trainers that are just looking for a little fun, you probably won't find a better companion to work with than one of these gem-eating frights!Sableye Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
While the diets of most creatures tend to vary depending upon their own anatomy, Sableye are particularly noted for their abnormal choice of food: gems. Unlike most living creatures (a term used tentatively here, as Sableye possess organs like any other creature but are still spiritual in construct), Sableye are able to break down the crystal structures of gems
Zweilous ReportZweilous (the Hostile Pokemon) is a rare Dark/Dragon-type Pokemon found among deep caves and city outskirts within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Extremely dangerous and difficult to battle with, Zweilous are ravenous beasts that willingly devour and destroy everything that gets in their way simply because they can. Trainers trying to raise one of these beasts are in for a difficult road unlike most others, as these creatures clearly represent a case where two heads are not better than one!Zweilous Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
When Deino evolve, their genetic code completely rearranges and mutates catastrophically, resulting in an instantaneous fission and fusion of both body and mind; in layman's terms, their bodies split into two separate beasts but are recombined the next moment. The resultant monsters, known as Zweilous, are extremely hostile towards both other Pokemon and themselves because they possess two separate brains; since there is no
Milotic ReportMilotic (the Tender Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Water-type Pokemon found among large bodies of freshwater within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Unova regions. Thought to be the most beautiful Pokemon in the world by humans across the globe, Milotic are calm and majestic in creatures that can calm even the most hostile emotions in people and Pokemon. They may not have the raw power seen in Pokemon like Gyarados, but if Milotic can do anything, it's take a beating and lull the opposition into not wanting to do anything but relax!Milotic Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Milotic are famous across the planet for their incredible beauty and elegant appearance, resulting in them being unofficially labeled as the world's most beautiful Pokemon. These creatures have been depicted in a variety of art mediums (paintings, sculptures, etc.) throughout most of history, obviously demonstrating that their aesthetic value is not something new to the world; in particular, many artists have painstakingly tried to copy the beauti
Groudon ReportGroudon (the Continent Pokemon) is as legendary Ground-type Pokemon whose exact location in the crust of the planet is currently unknown. Revered in legend as the living embodiment of the earth and the omega beast of the natural world, Groudon is truly a beast of legendary proportions whose very power is capable of incinerating the world is a beacon of Harsh Sunlight. You had best be careful not to confront this beast with any water-based Pokemon if you can, because once this creature start to regain its full power, there will be little capable of undoing the climatic disaster its presence will ultimately bring!Groudon Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
In the beginning, the oceans and the earth are said to have battled constantly for dominance. At this time, the world overflowed with natural energy, and the forces of nature themselves were represented by two monstrous deities. Early humans came to call the beast of the waters Primal Kyogre, and the beast of the land Primal Groudon. These titans clashed frequently and caused m
Legendary Pokemon Gijinkas! Ch 21 Victini felt a slight feeling of nausea as she fell through. It was like falling through water, or plunging down a roller coaster, all in one. She felt the atmosphere around her change, and there was a fearful sensation of her body being undone. But when she fell on a smooth rock surface, she sighed as she saw she was perfectly fine, with not a scratch on her body. She got up and gaped as she looked around her. She was standing on a floating expanse of rock. Around her were boulders and unusual looking trees. But what caught her attention were the floating hunks of rocks, some upside down, some turned on their side. In the background, structures that looked like skyscrapers rose up, while some hung down like stalactites in a cave. Victini was snapped out of her trance by the sound of someone falling down behind her.Legendary Pokemon Gijinkas! Ch 211 year ago in Profiles More Like This
"Victini!" Kyurem's familiar voice yelled in worry. Victini turned around to see Kyurem falling through and face-planting
Kyurem ReportKyurem (the Boundary Pokemon) is a legendary Dragon/Ice-type Pokemon believed to dwell within the Giant Chasm of the Unova region. Utterly brutal and as cold and uncaring as one could possibly be in terms of personality, Kyurem is a true mystery among Unovan scripture for not only its powers but, perhaps more importantly, its significance among local legends. It is highly unlikely that many trainers will ever get the chance to see this monstrous beast within their lifetimes, but if you're bold enough to think that you have what it takes to handle it, think again; with the power to literally flash-freeze everything around it and wield the elements of fire and electricity in utterly surprising ways, it comes as no surprise that Kyurem is truly among the fiercest of legendaries, for it is the one Dragon that all Dragons fear!Kyurem Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although there has been speculation about its origins in the past, today, it is has been scientifically established that much like Deoxys, Kyur
Seadra ReportSeadra (the Dragon Pokemon) is an uncommon Water-type Pokemon found among bodies of saltwater across the world. Though they might not appear dangerous at first, Seadra are volatile beasts that won't think twice about sticking their poisonous fins into someone's side just to get them out of the way. They might not be actual dragons, but don't think that means that your own Dragon-type Pokemon will be safe in battle; after all, the blood of dragons still runs through these creatures' veins, a fact you won't forget after being hit by their Dragon Pulse attack!Seadra Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although Seadra are similar to Horsea in that their highly-developed dorsal fins can allow them to swim rapidly in any direction and that their tails can be uncoiled and used as anchors when among fast-moving currents (or even when asleep, in order to prevent them from drifting), Seadra are remarkably different from Horsea in one key way: They literally have the genes of true dragons. While Horsea and Seadra are both able to natu
Pikachu's Point-O'-View He inches his way up off the ground again, his once-yellow pelt now dusted over with bruises and dirt. Pikachu's weary limbs quiver as he stands and cries out, but it's not a cry to announce his pain. His call is one of pure fear, ringing through the ears of dozens as a terrifying flash renders the arena blind for a few seconds. For a moment he nearly looses his grip and topples over, falling victim to a forceful blast of wind, but he perseveres. Pikachu's dark, burning eyes focus onward, catching glimpse of the two sworn enemies bringing a sudden stop to their fighting. On second glance, he notices his trainer crashing to the earth like a shot plane. Despite the severe aching of his tiny muscles, he dashes like a Linoone in desperation. No. Not his parter, not his best friend...not his family, please, Ash can't be hurt. Within a few brief seconds he's reaches the boy, who's body is simply limp on the floor, then frozen like stone.Pikachu's Point-O'-View2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The wails of other Pokemon, both true and clon
Lugia ReportLugia (the Diving Pokemon) is a legendary Psychic/Flying-type Pokemon found within the deepest parts of the sea world-wide. Renowned for their incredible power and devastating control over the weather, Lugia are magnificent beasts that few ever get the chance to see and probably for good reason. If you manage to spot one of these creatures while on a boating expedition, you had better be prepared for the worst; after all, if it flaps its wings in the wrong direction, you might end up taking a rougher journey than Noah ever could have!Lugia Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Because of their exceptional rarity, little is known about Lugia in terms of anatomy and behavior; what little there is to tell, however, serves perfectly as a testament to their power. The broad wings of Lugia are specially designed to work equally well above and below the water much like wooden oars; unfortunately, this makes flight dangerous for creatures above ground, as a simple flap of their wings in the air is
Mamoswine ReportMamoswine (the Twin Tusk Pokemon) is a rare Ice/Ground-type Pokemon found within many parts of Antarctica and other frozen tundra around the world, particularly within the Johto, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions. Incredibly strong and highly dangerous, Mamoswine are icy monsters that are actually quite rare today because of present climatic conditions, which is a shame considering their awesome strength. Then again, that may be for the best in light of the general public, as there truly is no other non-legendary Ice-type capable of dealing as much physical destruction and potentially causing as much panic as these monster swine!Mamoswine Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Mamoswine populations hit their peak sometime during the last ice age when climatic conditions favored their thick hair. As time went on and global temperatures began to increase, however, these creatures began to decline in number greatly, seemingly becoming extinct; this fact was quickly reversed a few years ago when sever
Virizion ReportVirizion (the Grassland Pokemon) is a legendary Grass/Fighting-type legendary Pokemon found among some grasslands and forests within the Unova region and parts of Europe. Sharp as a tack in wits and quick as the wind on foot, Virizion are majestic creatures that can easily outmaneuver opponents in battle before striking them up close with their bladed heads. They might not appear to be very menacing, but if you let your guard down for even a minute while around one of these beasts, you'll have given them more than enough time to literally cut you to shreds with their Sacred Sword attack!Virizion Report3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although there are many legends regarding Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion and Keldeo in Europe, the legend of the Unova region regarding this quartet is particularly interesting because it is historically verifiable. Over two centuries ago, during the heat of the American Revolutionary War, many fights broke out within the forests and swamps of the Unova region (where American
Rotom ReportRotom (the Plasma Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Electric/Ghost, Electric/Fire, Electric/Water, Electric/Ice, Electric/Flying or Electric/Grass-type Pokemon found among abandoned buildings within the Sinnoh and Kalos regions. While very little may be known about these bizarre creatures, Rotom are nonetheless fascinating creatures that take the act of both spiritual and physical possession to an uncharted level of strangeness. Sure, having a living ball of plasma flying around your living room might be frightening enough, but it's certainly going to be a lot worse once it starts possessing your washing machine or microwave just for fun!Rotom Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Because of their exceptionally elusive lifestyles and relatively recent discovery, very little is actually known about Rotom. Although it defies the normal laws of physics, Rotom are literally balls of plasma that have been possessed by a spirit of some sort, something that is completely unseen in traditional cases of
Skarmory ReportSkarmory (the Armor Bird Pokemon) is a rare Steel/Flying-type Pokemon found among mountainous terrain within the Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions in addition to Sevault Canyon of the Sevii Islands. Vicious to the extreme and dangerous to approach without heat or electricity, Skarmory are violent birds that take great pleasure in tearing apart lesser creatures with their hard beaks and razor-sharp wings. They might not bring much to the table in terms of being Flying-types, but as one of the few Pokemon able to utilize the devastating Steel Wing attack naturally, it goes without saying that any physical brawl with one of these birds is guaranteed to be one that you'll need more than a few stitches to fix!Skarmory Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
At birth, Skarmory are like most birds and are fairly unarmored and vulnerable to damage, but this phase only lasts for a few weeks. Skarmory intentionally build their nests among brambles because their feathers naturally respond to physica
Glalie ReportGlalie (the Face Pokemon) is a relatively rare Ice-type Pokemon found within extremely cold environments in the Hoenn and Sinnoh regions in addition to parts of Antarctica and Greenland. Menacing in appearance and mischievous nearly to a fault, Glalie are dangerous creatures that can freeze nearly anything solid in an instant, in turn making them a major threat against even Fire-types. They might not look threatening, but there are few Pokemon known that can wield the true power of cold like these balls of living rock; make sure to pay them their due respects in battle, or you may find yourself becoming their next frozen meal!Glalie Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Glalie possess bodies that are made almost completely out of rock which, under normal circumstances, would give them strong defenses; because their rocky bodies are incredibly cold, however, they are in fact quite brittle and prone to cracking when struck. In order to protect their bodies, Glalie generate an exceptionally thick armor of ice upon ev
Spiritomb ReportSpiritomb (the Forbidden Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Ghost/Dark-type Pokemon found among ancient ruins within the Sinnoh region. Mischievous to the extreme and wicked beyond comprehension, Spiritomb are fascinating creatures that can certainly take a considerable amount of punishment despite the fact they have little in the way of a physical form. They might not be able to do a whole lot of damage or move very fast, but when it comes to taking the brunt of an offensive assault, there are few creatures as resilient and sturdy as these monsters…then again, you’re facing over a hundred opponents at once, so it really isn’t a fair battle to begin with!Spiritomb Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
In most cases, Ghost-type Pokemon are comprised of either individual spirits or small congregations of spirits that are simply fused together. If the legends of the Sinnoh region are to be taken as historical fact, then Spiritomb represent the extreme of this feature in that they ar