Meloetta ReportMeloetta (the Melody Pokémon) is a legendary Normal/Psychic or Normal/Fighting-type legendary found among the fields and forests of the Unova region and parts of Eastern Europe. Though often times spoken of only in legends, Meloetta are surprisingly powerful creatures that can equally devastate opponents and touch their hearts with their beautiful music and graceful dances. It's unlikely that you will ever see one of these elegant creatures, but if you do, don't be a wall-flower and simply let them have all the fun; even if you can't dance and/or sing, you should at least try if you ever want to see one of these cuties show you how it's done!Meloetta Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although it is currently unknown precisely when Meloetta were first observed by humans, it definitely goes without saying that they were the inspiration for many of the styles of music and dance we hold so dear today. As the generation of classic European music is often credited with the discovery of Meloetta by the Greeks (and are in fact co
Hydreigon ReportHydreigon (the Brutal Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Dark/Dragon-type Pokémon found among mountainous terrain within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Brutally destructive and monstrously evil, Hydreigon are exceptional beasts that represent one of the most extreme examples of evolutionary mutation known in the entire world. For Dark and Dragon-type experts alike, this is one beast that can definitely be relied on; after all, nothing says power more than a monster that can literally multiply the fear factor in any battle by three every time!Hydreigon Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The genetic instability of the Deino family effectively comes to a head (literally) when Zweilous finally evolve. Like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, this final mutation produces an entirely new creature and is marked by the addition of a third head, which acts as the prime head of Hydreigon and possesses advanced extrasensory powers, in turn granting Hydreigon fairly extensive special powe
Reharmonized Ponies POV RarityHello dears. It feels like it's been forever! Rarity Belle at your service, more commonly known simply as Rarity. Business pony and expert dress maker! Oh, and holder of the Element of Harmony known as Generosity.Reharmonized Ponies POV Rarity4 years ago in Drama More Like This
It's been over a couple of weeks since the ordeal with that brute of a chaos spirit Discord. Everyone else seems to be holding together alright. Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash seem to be hanging out more than usual. Fluttershy strangely asked Miss Cheerilee for advice on how to handle difficult fillies... maybe she wants to give babysitting one more shot?
As for myself, I am doing perfectly well. I can now look at jewelry without vomiting (I'm fairly sure horses aren't supposed to be able to do that!).
I can now look at the rocks outside without falling into fits of self loathing.
I only break into a cold sweat now when touching diamonds rather than all gems.
And the nightmares where a handsome prince arrives to woo me only to tell me his name is Tom and turn into a giant boulder
Night of the Pinkie PieApple Bloom scrunched up her face as she nosed her dinner around the plate. "Bored! Bored! This ain't no fun!" She looked up at the face of Big Mac, impassive as always. "Applejack said she would play a game with me, why ain't she come home?"Night of the Pinkie Pie4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Big Mac stared down at his little sister dully, chewing a straw. It was the same straw that he had been chewing for the past year, at least that is what he thought. In reality Applejack had to sneakily change it every week so that it didn't become nasty. "Applejack's gone on holiday lil' one. She said she'll be gone a long time."
Apple Bloom glared quizzically up at her brother. "That don't make no sense, she would've told me!"
Big Mac huffed. "She won it from Pinkie Pie. Said it was really last minute, had to go quick. Didn't even see her pack a bag."
"How can Pinkie Pie afford to buy Applejack a holiday? She never said anything about no competition!" Apple Bloom's small form scooted down from the table. "Somethin' fishy is going on her Big Mac,
New Beginnings Chapter FiveNaruto and Sasuke pushed through the chattering throng to their lockers, as the blonde opened his an avalanche of letters came tumbling out.New Beginnings Chapter Five8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What the?!" Naruto said as they were almost buried.
Sasuke just rolled his eyes, "Looks like you have a fan girl problem."
"Huh?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow.
"You know those girls who followed me around back... home?" Sasuke asked impatiently.
"Yeah you mean like Sakura and Ino and everyone."
"Yes," Sasuke said as if speaking to a moron, "Well dobe they are what you call fan girls. Squealing annoying girls who follow you around asking you out and just generally being frustrating."
"Let me get this straight. Girls who follow you around and ask you out, and you think they're annoying?" Naruto asked slowly.
"Well duh!" Sasuke said rolling his eyes.
"Let me just ask you, are you gay? I mean seriously you can tell me," Naruto almost melted under Sasuke's high beam glare, "Then how can you not love girls following you around?"
"There he is! Get hi
Kyurem ReportKyurem (the Boundary Pokémon) is a legendary Dragon/Ice-type Pokémon believed to dwell within the Giant Chasm of the Unova region. Utterly brutal and as cold and uncaring as one could possibly be in terms of personality, Kyurem is a true mystery among Unovan scripture for not only its powers but, perhaps more importantly, its significance among local legends. It is highly unlikely that many trainers will ever get the chance to see this monstrous beast within their lifetimes, but if you're bold enough to think that you have what it takes to handle it, think again; with the power to literally flash-freeze everything around it and wield the elements of fire and electricity in utterly surprising ways, it comes as no surprise that Kyurem is truly among the fiercest of legendaries, for it is the one Dragon that all Dragons fear!Kyurem Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although there has been speculation about its origins in the past, today, it is has been scientifically established that much like Deoxys, Kyurem is in fac
Meeting The Family - PrologueMeeting The Family - Prologue4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"It's wonderful to see you adjusting so well here."
Twilight Sparkle beamed at her father who gave her a proud smile, along with her mother who was following close by. The three of them had been walking all over ponyville. The purple unicorn had been introducing them to almost all the friends she had made in the past year (save for one in particular), showing them the sights, and was about to show them her home. Though, there was one topic her parents were still very eager to talk about.
"So, when are you going to introduce us to that lucky stallion of yours?" Her mom giggled while her dad grumbled, still not liking the idea of someone being with his daughter like THAT! Still, he was trying his best to remain optimistic and polite.
Twilight hesitated for a moment before forcing a smile that she didn't feel. "You'll meet my special pony soon...I promise."
Her mother merely giggled again and walked up to be closer to Twilight. Though, Twilight couldn't help but notice her dad was narrowi
Haxorus ReportHaxorus (the Axe Jaw Pokémon) is a rare Dragon-type Pokémon found among caves and mountainous terrain within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions and some special preserves. Relatively friendly but unbelievably dangerous to even approach, Haxorus are incredibly powerful beasts that can easily rip apart the thickest of armor without a moment's notice. They might not have the stats needed to be ranked among the greatest of fighters, but it matters very little in the context of pure battle potential; dare to underestimate them, and you'll probably end up crying after these beasts deliver a career-ending Guillotine strike to your best Pokémon!Haxorus Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Upon evolving into Haxorus, the chemical imbalance present in the brains of Fraxure seemingly disappears, leaving them with the same pleasant disposition they possessed as Axew. As such, Haxorus are among the friendliest and most easy-going Dragon-types known and actively engage in helping out both
Sceptile ReportSceptile (the Forest Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Grass-type Pokémon found among forested areas in the Hoenn region and portions of South American jungles. Although they might not have the sheer defensive abilities and energy needed to take many blows in battle, Sceptile are nonetheless vicious fighters that can easily defeat foes with amazing speed and agility. They might not bring the greatest offense to every battle, but they can definitely run circles around (and on top of) any opponent they face; just make sure not to get on their bad side, or you'll quickly find out just how painful their Leaf Blade and Leaf Storm attacks can truly be!Sceptile Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Grovyle are at the complete mercy of the parasitic plant living in them until they finally evolve; at that point, however, the roles essentially become reversed. Upon evolution, their bodies completely mature and take over the parasitic plant; in doing so, the plant itself fully matures and becomes even more integrated into its host,
Legendary Pokemon Gijinkas! Ch 25Legendary Pokemon Gijinkas! Ch 252 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"I really don't like dressing up!" Kyurem complained as he looked reproachfully at the tuxedo Reshiram had bought him.
"Well, that's just too bad." Reshiram said unsympathetically. "I'm going to go get ready. I better see you in that tuxedo by the time I'm done or else."
"Or else what?" Kyurem inquired.
"Or else no Casteliacones for a month." She threatened. Kyurem groaned.
"Alright, fine. I'll get ready." He said, throwing his arms up. Reshiram nodded and grabbed Victini's arm.
"And you. We have to get you all dolled up." She said cheerfully as she dragged Victini to her room. Victini sat down on her bed as Reshiram began rummaging through her closet. She had already dressed up in a beautiful red dress, and her white hair was no longer in her signature ponytails. "Where did I put it? I just bought it today!" She said. Victini pi
Pokemon Definition AnalysisPREFACEPokemon Definition Analysis4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
What is a Pokemon? For many years, it has been assumed that the answer to this question has been discovered and detailed quite well; I for one, however, do not find favor with such a notion. As a Professor of Pokemon, I have always done my duty to study Pokemon and learn about them but it seems that I have failed to pinpoint what makes them Pokemon; looking at the world, I see that I am not alone.
In this report, I will attempt to explain why the traditional definition of what a Pokemon is no longer appears acceptable in my eyes. My goal here is not to clear up the issue; my goal is to show just how murky the waters actually are, from the basics all the way up to the boundaries of our world and beyond.
Regardless of their powers, origins, or abilities, all known Pokemon are said to possess what is referred to as a type; in laymen's terms, a Pokemon's type is what determines its weaknesses, resistances, and power advantag
Milotic ReportMilotic (the Tender Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Water-type Pokémon found among large bodies of freshwater within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Unova regions. Thought to be the most beautiful Pokémon in the world by humans across the globe, Milotic are calm and majestic in creatures that can calm even the most hostile emotions in people and Pokémon. They may not have the raw power seen in Pokémon like Gyarados, but if Milotic can do anything, it's take a beating and lull the opposition into not wanting to do anything but relax!Milotic Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Milotic are famous across the planet for their incredible beauty and elegant appearance, resulting in them being unofficially labeled as the world's most beautiful Pokémon. These creatures have been depicted in a variety of art mediums (paintings, sculptures, etc.) throughout most of history, obviously demonstrating that their aesthetic value is not something new to the world; in particular, many artists have painstakingly tried to cop
Skarmory ReportSkarmory (the Armor Bird Pokémon) is a rare Steel/Flying-type Pokémon found among mountainous terrain within the Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions as well as Sevault Canyon of the Sevii Islands. Vicious to the extreme and dangerous to approach without heat or electricity, Skarmory are violent birds that take great pleasure in tearing apart lesser creatures with their hard beaks and razor-sharp wings. They might not bring much to the table in terms of being Flying-types, but as one of the few Pokémon able to utilize the devastating Steel Wing attack naturally, it goes without saying that any physical brawl with one of these birds is guaranteed to be one that you'll need more than a few stitches to fix!Skarmory Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
At birth, Skarmory are like most birds and are fairly unarmored and vulnerable to damage, but this phase only lasts for a few weeks. Skarmory intentionally build their nests among brambles because their feathers naturally respond to physical damage by building u
Kingdra ReportKingdra (the Dragon Pokémon) is a rare Water/Dragon-type Pokémon found among bodies of saltwater across the world. Almost unseen by human eyes and thusly considered almost mythical in stature among some cultures, Kingdra are powerful creatures whose very existence defies what Dragon-types are normally capable of in terms of both lifestyle and abilities. They might not be much more powerful than their pre-evolved form in regards to sheer damage potential, but since they're only weak to the few kinds of beasts that rarely ever dwell in the water, you shouldn't have too much trouble utilizing the powers of these draconic fish to the utmost in battle!Kingdra Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although Seadra possess all of the genes needed to be Dragon-types, the fact that most of them are deactivated makes it impossible for them to be anything other than fish. However, the presence of certain chemicals, such as those within the structure of Dragon Scale items, in addition to a certain amount of 'activation' energy (such
Outrage ReportMove Name: OutrageOutrage Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Battle Classification: Physical Attack
Total number of affected targets: 1
Range: 1 random adjacent opponent
Direct contact needed to initiate attack: Yes
Base Power: 120
Accuracy Rate: 100%
PP: 10 (maximum 16)
Although it is exceptionally risky to use in long battles, the Outrage attack is a vicious maelstrom of pain that can quickly level the opposition in many cases before they can even respond with a proper counterattack. Much as its name suggests, the Outrage attack is effectively a violent, adrenaline-fueled rampage that strikes nearby opponents hard and without any preference, in turn laying waste to any unarmored opponents within the user's range. The move might be flawed in that it can significantly impede its user for some time after a successful execution, but those who are familiar with the move's power stand by its side as an unparalleled weapon of physical decimation.
The Outrage attack is relatively unique in that it completely and utterly
Genesect ReportGenesect (the Paleozoic Pokémon) is a legendary Bug/Steel-type Pokémon currently existing within the Unova Pokémon sanctuary known as Pokémon Hills, though it cannot be said for certain if this accounts for all known specimens. Though the data available on these creatures might be extensive thanks in part to the collapse of Team Plasma, Genesect are nonetheless exceptionally strange and mysterious creatures that literally defy what was once thought to be morally possible among insects. If you ever manage to see one of these monstrous insects, do whatever it takes to get out of the area as soon as possible; they might not seem that dangerous, but if you so much as step foot in front of one of these insects, you'll quickly find out why these cyborgs truly are the fiercest fossil Pokémon to ever be resurrected!Genesect Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The story of the creation of Genesect is both sad and relatively brutal, in turn demonstrating just how far some humans are willing to go in order to prove
Keldeo ReportKeldeo (the Colt Pokémon) is a legendary Water/Fighting-type Pokémon found among scenic waterfronts and bodies of water all across the planet, though they are generally only spotted in the Unova region and parts of Europe. Though relatively rare in comparison to their contemporaries, Keldeo are powerful creatures that can utilize their special attacks far more effectively than most other Water and Fighting-types and certainly more effectively than Cobalion, Terrakion or Virizion. They might be small and unimpressive to the untrained eye, but don't ever count these little creatures out for a second; they might not be able to hit very hard with their Sacred Sword attack or take a lot of damage, but you'll certainly be scared for your life once you've seen what they can do with their Secret Sword attack!Keldeo Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although there are many legends regarding Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion and Keldeo in Europe, the legend of the Unova region regarding this quartet (called the Swords of Justice
Spiritomb ReportSpiritomb (the Forbidden Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Ghost/Dark-type Pokémon found among ancient ruins within the Sinnoh region. Mischievous to the extreme and wicked beyond comprehension, Spiritomb are fascinating creatures that can certainly take a considerable amount of punishment despite the fact they have little in the way of a physical form. They might not be able to do a whole lot of damage or move very fast, but when it comes to taking the brunt of an offensive assault, there are few creatures as resilient and sturdy as these monsters…then again, you’re facing over a hundred opponents at once, so it really isn’t a fair battle to begin with!Spiritomb Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
In most cases, Ghost-type Pokémon are comprised of either individual spirits or small congregations of spirits that are simply fused together. If the legends of the Sinnoh region are to be taken as historical fact, then Spiritomb represent the extreme of this feature in that they are made from the fusio
Deino ReportDeino (the Irate Pokémon) is a rare Dark/Dragon-type Pokémon found among dark caverns within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Easily angered and incredibly hard to pacify, Deino are vicious beasts that can pose a problem to budding trainers of all kinds if only because of their sheer unpredictability. If you plan on seriously training one of these beasts, then you had better prepare for a long road, as when it comes to evolving, this creatures’ road doesn't even begin until almost all others end!Deino Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
In relative terms, Deino go through an extremely long latency period before their genetic code mutates substantially enough to allow evolution. Contrary to popular belief, however, this does not appear to be the result of genetic stability; rather, it is because of extreme instability. Although it may at first seem contradictory, the fact of the matter is that the genetic code of Deino fluctuates so much between cell mitosis that no rea
Glalie ReportGlalie (the Face Pokémon) is a relatively rare Ice-type Pokémon found within extremely cold environments in the Hoenn and Sinnoh regions as well as parts of Antarctica and Greenland. Menacing in appearance and mischievous nearly to a fault, Glalie are dangerous creatures that can freeze nearly anything solid in an instant, in turn making them a major threat against even Fire-types. They might not look threatening, but there are few Pokémon known that can wield the true power of cold like these balls of living rock; make sure to pay them their due respects in battle, or you may find yourself becoming their next frozen meal!Glalie Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Glalie possess bodies that are made almost completely out of rock which, under normal circumstances, would give them strong defenses; because their rocky bodies are incredibly cold, however, they are in fact quite brittle and prone to cracking when struck. In order to protect their bodies, Glalie generate an exceptionally thick armor of ice upon evolvi
Cobalion ReportCobalion (the Iron Will Pokémon) is a legendary Steel/Fighting-type Pokémon found among some caverns within the Unova region and parts of Europe. Strong-willed and tempered in both mind and heart, Cobalion are courageous beasts that are unafraid to risk their own lives in the hopes of rescuing others. They might not appear to be particularly dangerous, but if you get too close, you'll find out too little too late just how skillful these beasts' Sacred Sword attack is!Cobalion Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although there are many legends regarding Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion and Keldeo in Europe, the legend of the Unova region regarding this quartet (called the Swords of Justice by contemporary scholars) is particularly interesting because it is historically verifiable. Over two centuries ago, during the heat of the American Revolutionary War, many fights broke out within the forests and swamps of the Unova region (where American soldiers would lure British troops in before decimating them with surprise attacks)
Seadra ReportSeadra (the Dragon Pokémon) is an uncommon Water-type Pokémon found among bodies of saltwater across the world. Though they might not appear dangerous at first, Seadra are volatile beasts that won't think twice about sticking their poisonous fins into someone's side just to get them out of the way. They might not be actual dragons, but don't think that means that your own Dragon-type Pokémon will be safe in battle; after all, the blood of dragons still runs through these creatures' veins, a fact you won't forget after being hit by their Dragon Pulse attack!Seadra Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Although Seadra are similar to Horsea in that their highly-developed dorsal fins can allow them to swim rapidly in any direction and that their tails can be uncoiled and used as anchors when among fast-moving currents (or even when asleep, in order to prevent them from drifting), Seadra are remarkably different from Horsea in one key way: They literally have the genes of true dragons. While Horsea and Seadra are both
Rayquaza ReportRayquaza (the Sky High Pokémon) is a legendary Dragon/Flying-type Pokémon known to exist within the upper reaches of the atmosphere far from human sight. Though it may only appear to the world in times of great disaster, Rayquaza is a fearsome beast more than deserving of respect not only for its immense power but for its vital role in keeping human civilization safe from the forces of calamity in the natural world. There may be little known about the origins of its amazing powers and abilities, but with dominion over both the sea and the land, it goes without saying that there are few things capable of standing equally with Rayquaza on the battlefield, especially when the full might of Mega Evolution is on its side!Rayquaza Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
In the beginning, the oceans and the earth are said to have battled constantly for dominance. At this time, the world overflowed with natural energy, and the forces of nature themselves were represented by two monstrous deities. Early humans came to call the beas
Zweilous ReportZweilous (the Hostile Pokémon) is a rare Dark/Dragon-type Pokémon found among deep caverns and city outskirts within the Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Hoenn region on rare occasions. Extremely dangerous and difficult to battle with, Zweilous are ravenous beasts that willingly devour and destroy everything that gets in their way simply because they can. Trainers trying to raise one of these beasts are in for a difficult road unlike most others, as these creatures clearly represent a case where two heads are not better than one!Zweilous Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
When Deino evolve, their genetic code completely rearranges and mutates catastrophically, resulting in an instantaneous fission and fusion of both body and mind; in layman's terms, their bodies split into two separate beasts but are recombined the next moment. The resultant monsters, known as Zweilous, are extremely hostile towards both other Pokémon and themselves because they possess two separate brains; since there is no psychic link pr