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Dovahkiin and the Dragon Chefs
Many eons ago, in the land of Skyrim, Alduin was hungry. It had been millennia since he had eaten anything, and he decided the only thing that could possibly sate his monumental hunger was an entire world. He looked around hungrily, but only saw one world, Nirn. The initial sight of it made him cringe, for the world was a mottley concoction of greens and browns, and there were far too many rats and mudcrabs for it to be appetizing. Still, his stomach growled with a earthshattering rumble so loud that Lord Vivec fled the world in terror. Alduin had to eat, and soon.
After thinking for a moment, a wonderful idea came to his draconic mind. With a wave of his clawed hand he created a multitude of dragon underlings, each one wearing a white chef's hat. "My children," he called them, "I have a very important job for you. I am terribly hungry, and only this world will do. But it's such a messy mass of rock and dirt, and with so m