New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra"Ow! Would you stop dragging me? Let go!"
Link and Samus looked up in confusion. That sounded like Toon Link. They then heard another voice.
"Stop being a baby, Link! I want in this little Smash thingy that you're in and you're going to help me!"
That was when the door slammed open and Toon Link was thrown inside. Link and Samus looked to see who threw the alternate hero in, only to find a young tan-skinned girl who looked to be the same age as Toon Link. She had blonde hair tied in a bun atop of her head and her clothing made her look like a pirate.
"Ow " whined Toon Link as he rubbed the bump on his head.
"I didn't throw you that hard," deadpanned the pirate girl. She then noticed Link and Samus. "Hey, Link? Why's this guy dressed like you?"
Toon Link stood up from the ground and turned to his companion. "Tetra, this is Link. I told you about him, remember?"
New Smash Bros Interviews: MidnaA soft knock on the door broke the silence.New Smash Bros Interviews: Midna3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link. When the door opened, he smiled when he saw Zelda walk into the room. "Hey, Zelda!"
Zelda smiled back at her hero. "Hello, Link. I figured since you'd be stuck here all day that you probably haven't had lunch yet, so I brought you something to eat!"
Link's eyes lit up when he saw the basket Zelda held up. "Thanks, Zelda! You're the best!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the two lovebirds. "Get a room, you two."
Link glared at the woman next to him, while Zelda's cheeks became red in embarrassment. That was when there was another knock at the door. Without waiting to be called in though, the door opened and in walked a tall woman with bright orange hair. The two Hylians were surprised to see the woman.
"Midna?! What are you doing here?!" questioned Link, very confused.
"Shouldn't you be back in the Twilight Realm acting as the queen?" asked Zelda,
New Smash Bros Interviews: DaisyLink and Samus’ next interview was a surprise, yet at the same time not. A well-tanned woman in a yellow gown walked into the room with a confidant smile and waited for the interview to begin.New Smash Bros Interviews: Daisy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“So you wish to become a Smash Fighter, Daisy?” asked Link as he looked at the brunette princess across from him.
“Yup! I want to join and fight alongside my friends, especially Luigi,” stated the tomboy with a laugh.
“Any other reason?” questioned Samus.
Daisy thought about it for a minute or two before she answered. “Well…there is the fact that I feel Peach is a little too much in the spotlight. Plus that one of “costume” of hers that makes her look exactly like me is just plain insulting!”
“So what you really want is to fight against Peach, is that right?” asked the blonde bounty hunter.
“Of course! I could probably win to since all Peach seems to be able to do is get captured all
New Smash Bros Interviews: Viridi"Let go of me, Pit!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Viridi2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"But you can't go in there!"
Link and Samus glanced at each other as they listened to the arguing outside the door. The door soon slammed open to reveal Pit and a young blonde girl who looked to be Pit's age. She wore a red dress that had a purple rose on the front and looked to be covered in vines. Her blonde hair was tied in a ponytail also with vines and a purple rose.
"Sorry about this, you guys," apologized Pit, scratching the back of his head. "I tried to stop her."
"Just who is she?" questioned Samus, looking unimpressed as she looked at the little girl.
The girl let out a huff. "Stupid human. I am Viridi, the Goddess of Nature, and I am here to enter as a Smash Fighter!"
"Don't let her! She wants to hurt all of the humans!" cried Pit, only to receive a glare from the chibi goddess.
"Wait, what?" questioned Link. He and Samus were very confused right now.
"Well since Pit already said it, I want to join as a Sm
New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and CloudSamus was reading the next application to see who was next.New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and Cloud3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Looks like we've got more third-party characters coming in."
"Really? Who?" questioned Link.
Samus grinned as she called in the next applicant. The door opened and in walked two people, both of which surprisingly had spiky hair and bright blue eyes. The taller one was wearing mostly black and his spiky hair was blond. Strapped to his back was a very large sword wrapped in bandages.
The younger one was wearing an outfit that was mostly black with bits of red and yellow and had brown hair. Another thing that set the boy apart from the man was whereas the man looked serious and void of emotion, the boy looked cheerful.
"Hey guys!" greeted the boy.
"Cloud? Sora? You two are here to join SSB?" asked Link.
"Yup! Although Cloud here really doesn't want to, but Tifa's making him," explained Sora. "I'm here as sort of a backup."
"I don't see why I
New Smash Bros Interviews: RosalinaSamus grimaced as the Baby Metroid floated around her head, playing with a pudgy star-like creature. Both were letting out playful squeaking sounds.New Smash Bros Interviews: Rosalina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“They seem to really like each other,” said a soft sounding voice.
The source of the voice was a tall young woman with platinum blonde hair and her right eye completely covered by a large bang. The dress she wore was a pale turquoise in color and her shoes were a sparkling silver color. Atop of her head was a silver crown.
“Rosalina has a point, Samus. They look like they’re on a little play date,” said Link.
Samus gave a side glare to her fellow veteran before turning back to the celestial being. “Let me guess, Rosalina, you’re here to become a Smash Fighter?”
Rosalina gave a nod. “Correct. I wish to join so I may help stop villainy such as Bowser. He has caused much trouble for me in the past.”
“I wouldn’t doubt that. Though
New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan"Hey guys! I need to talk to you about something!" called out a voice from the other side of the door.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What is it, Red?" asked Link as the young Pokémon Trainer came in.
"Well my protégé wants to know if he can be in the next SSB game. Any chance you could interview him?"
Samus let out a sigh. "I guess. Just tell him to keep it short."
Red left the room and then returned with a younger boy. The younger boy had black hair and wore, a red long-sleeved shirt, black shorts, and a yellow and black cap that he wore backwards.
"Yo! The name's Ethan and I want to be in the next SSB game!" exclaimed the boy.
"Uh huh. What do you have to even get as far as you think you will?" questioned Samus.
"Master Red has Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard to help him. I have a similar team to help me," said Ethan as he sent out his Pokémon.
The first was a small green Pokémon that looked like a small d
New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful"No."New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You know what, Link! I am not interviewing these two! They're so annoying!"
"But Samus, the series needs more villains. At least that's what headquarters said, so we have to interview them."
Samus let out a few grumbles and growls as she called in the next applicants, against her wishes. The door slammed open and with a cackle, an old woman with green skin entered. She had large purple hair that looked like horns and wore purple robes.
Following her was a short man, also with green skin, and wore a red cloak over his body and had think glasses that hid his eyes. He also had a manic grin on his face.
"I have fury! With that fury, I shall spread the mustard of doom and show you the true power of chortles!" exclaimed the short man.
Link and Samus sweatdropped at that.
"Ignore him. I am Cackletta and I hear that you are looking for villains for the next SSB game. Then look n
New Smash Bros Interviews: Professor and AttorneyA knock at the door reverberated through the air, signifying the next applicant's arrival.New Smash Bros Interviews: Professor and Attorney2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link.
When the door opened, in walked four people. The first was a man dressed like a gentleman, complete with a top hat. Next to him stood a young boy dressed in a blue sweater and cap. The other man was dressed in a blue suit and had spiked back black hair. Next to him was a teenage girl dressed like a shrine maiden.
"And you are?" questioned Samus.
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Professor Hershel Layton and this is my apprentice, Luke Triton," spoke the top hat wearing man in a slight British accent.
"A pleasure to meet you, ma'am!" spoke the boy, also in a British accent.
The other man was about to speak, but the girl beat him to it.
"And this is the greatest defense attorney ever, Phoenix Wright, but you can call him Nick! Oh and my name's Maya Fey!" exclaimed the girl with a cheerful grin.
Phoenix rubbed the back of his he
New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man"Hey guys. How's it going?"New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up from reading applications to see Sonic walk into the room.
"What do you want, Sonic? We're busy here," said Samus, narrowing her eyes at the blue hedgehog.
"I got someone here who wants to get in the next Smash Bros."
"It's not another Sega character is it? We already said no more Sega or Konami characters since you and Snake are already in," explained Link.
"He's not from Sega or Konami," replied Sonic with a smirk. "Let me go get him."
With that, Sonic left to retrieve the next applicant. When the Sega mascot returned, Link and Samus were very surprised. Standing before them was one of the most well-known video game characters of all time. It was the Blue Bomber himself, Mega Man.
"Hello," greeted the robot with a smile.
"Mega Man? You want to join as a Smash Fighter?" questioned Samus.
"That's right! As to why…I just really need this."
Link and Samus glanced at each other; having a f
New Smash Bros Interviews: MagnusA ruckus could be heard in the lobby. Link and Samus were about to go investigate, but the door suddenly slammed open and in walked a tall muscular man who didn't look too friendly. In his left hand he carried a very large sword. The two blond/es also noticed the Pit was trying to drag the man out, but failing miserably.New Smash Bros Interviews: Magnus3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Magnus! You can't just barge in here! You need to wait your turn!" cried Pit, still trying to drag the man back into the lobby.
"Keep quiet, kid! I'm not here for an interview! I'm here to challenge the swordsman!"
Link raised an eyebrow. "Who? Me?"
"No, I'm talking about the invisible swordsman in the room," said Magnus, his voice heavy with sarcasm. "Of course you! You see any other swordsmen around here?"
"Why do you want to fight Link?" questioned Samus.
"I heard that he's very strong, so I want to see if he's as strong as they say he is."
"And what makes you think y
New Smash Bros Interviews: Bandana Waddle Dee“Excuse me,” spoke a squeaky voice.New Smash Bros Interviews: Bandana Waddle Dee2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus were confused, as they couldn’t see where the voice had come from. They soon got a clue when a spear appeared before them, swinging back and forth. Leaning forward from the table and looking down, they found the source.
It was small red creature that was the same size and shape as Kirby. It had no mouth and wore a blue bandana on its head.
“Can we help you?” asked Link.
“Yes, I am here for an interview. My name is Bandana Waddle Dee or Bandana Dee for short,” replied the creature.
“Aren’t Waddle Dee’s weaklings though?” questioned Samus, wondering why this particular Waddle Dee wanted to become a Smash Fighter.
“…Yes, but I’m more resilient than other Waddle Dees and I can use a spear.”
“We could use a spear user, Samus. It would bring something different to the game,” stated Link.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Hello? Is this thing on?”
“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.
“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare. He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”
“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.
Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of the Smash Manor, waiting for the results. Up on the stage stood Link, Samus, and all of the other official Smash Fighters.
“That’s right, but keep in mind that the entire roster hasn’t been revealed yet. So if you’re name hasn’t been called that does not mean you did not get in,” explained
New Smash Bros Interviews: Meowth"Tell me why we're doing this again," demanded a blonde woman in a blue skin-tight jumpsuit. She did not look happy.New Smash Bros Interviews: Meowth3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I already told you, Samus. We've been asked to interview possible new fighters for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.," stated a young blond man dressed in green.
"But why do we have to do this, Link? Couldn't they have gotten someone else?"
"Well since we're part of Nintendo's Generation One, the head honchos thought it'd be best if we handled the interviews. Besides, who would you choose? Captain Falcon? He'd scare away all the applicants!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the swordsman and decided to just get this over with. Pulling out the first application, the intergalactic bounty hunter called the first applicant. In walked in a small cat-like creature that was cream in color, black ears, six whiskers; two on each side if its face and two on top of its head, and a gold c
New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy"Move it! Step aside! Heroes coming through!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus sweatdropped at the loud voice coming from the lobby. The door slammed open and scuttling in were to small figures. One was a yellow star and the other was an orange clam.
"Nyai!" exclaimed the little star, waving his stubby arm in hello at Link and Samus.
"Yo! The name's Moe and I'm here to be Starfy's translator!" exclaimed the clam.
"So we have another Assist Trophy wanting to become a fighter," said Samus with a sigh.
"Hey! Starfy here was supposed to be a fighter in Brawl! But instead got demoted to bein' an Assist Trophy! Ain't that right, Starfy?"
Moe turned to his friend only to find the little star was asleep. Moe could feel his eye twitch.
"Looks like he could care less," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wake up, Starfy!" bellowed Moe.
"Wah!" cried Starfy at being woken up abruptly.
"Here I am tryin' to get ya a bigger role that
New Smash Bros Interviews: Escargoon“Pika?”New Smash Bros Interviews: Escargoon1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“I know, Pikachu. This is very confusing,” said Mei Ling as she and the Mouse Pokémon read the next application.
“What’s so confusing about it?” asked Link.
Mei Ling handed the paper over to the swordsman. As Link read the paper he gained a blank look.
“Do you recognize the applicant, Link?” questioned Mei Ling. “Even with all of the intel I have I don’t recognize him.”
Link didn’t say and anything and just called in the applicant. The applicant who came in was a large snail-like creature that was lavender in color and had a green shell. Unlike real snails though, this one had arms and tufts of hair that acted as a moustache and a beard.
“What are you doing here, Escargoon?” questioned Link, giving the snail a deadpan look.
“What does it look like, elf? I’m here to join as a Smash Fighter to get back at King Dedede for everything he
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 3The crowd roared in anticipation for the upcoming match. In the ring, in opposite corners, stood Donkey Kong and his opponent.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 310 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Okay, Mac! You got this! You beat DK once before and you can do it again!" exclaimed Doc Louis, trying to pump up Little Mac, the newest addition to the Smash roster.
Stepping up to the middle of the ring was Mario, decked out in his referee outfit.
"Alrighty! Today is-a the rematch you have all-a been waiting for! In-a the red corner, hailing all-a the way from Donkey Kong Island, Donkey Kong!"
"Oh yeah!" exclaimed the large ape before he started to pound on his chest.
"And in-a the green corner, hailing from Bronx, New York, Little Mac!"
"Ha ha!" laughed the seventeen-year-old as he took in the crowd's cheering.
Up in the VIP section, most of the other Smash Fighters were watching on.
"So what exactly is this boxing anyway?" asked Marth.
"Basically it's a sport where two competitors step into a squared ring and start pu
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 4Samus and Zelda stared at the current roster list with blank looks.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 49 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"So how exactly do they expect our alternate forms to be separate fighters?" questioned the Hylian princess, not liking that her Sheik persona now had its own spot.
"Who knows," stated Samus with a frown. She then crossed her arms under her breasts. "Seems like a waste of spots if you ask me."
"At least you two are on the roster. I got replaced!" exclaimed Red. The dragon-like creature standing next to him let out a sad growl, making the raven-haired trainer pet him on the head. "I'm not mad at you, Charizard."
The Fire-type looked a little happier at that.
"According to this, Yoshi is also coming back," said Zelda.
"So the Original Eight are back together again," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wasn't there a Newcomer announced as well?" asked Red.
Zelda was about to check the list, but a burst of water erupted from the floor. Samus, Red, and Charizard jumped at the sudden anomaly, while Zelda stayed
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 2Party poppers went off as the celebration commenced.New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 21 year ago in Humor More Like This
“Congratulations, Rosalina!” exclaimed Peach.
Rosalina sweatdropped at her enthusiasm. “Thank you, Peach, although you really didn’t need to do this.”
“But you’re the newest Smash Fighter! Why wouldn’t I set up a party for such an occasion?”
“Peach, a party usually consists of more than four people,” said a voice with a sigh.
“Zelda does have a point,” said another voice.
Peach turned to the two with a frown. “But Zelda, Wii Fit Trainer! I thought we could have a little get together with just us girls!”
“If that’s the case, where is Samus?” asked Rosalina.
Wii Fit Trainer smirked at the question. “It seems that our dear bounty hunter decided to take a little vacation.”
“I’m sure she’ll send her congratulations when she hears about this though,” added Zelda with a smile.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Count BleckLink and Samus looked at the book that was placed on the table before them. They then turned their gaze towards the green clad plumber who brought it in.New Smash Bros Interviews: Count Bleck2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Again?” questioned Samus, narrowing her gaze at Luigi.
“I-It’s a different person this-a t-time!” stuttered Luigi. Samus could be very intimidating.
“Who is it then?” asked Link.
The book glowed brightly, making the three veterans shield their eyes. Once the light died down, there floating above the book was a strange looking two-dimensional man wearing a white top hat and white cape that faded into blue. He had a monocle over his left eye and a jeweled cane in his hand.
“Bleh heh heh heh heh heh! Count Bleck is free! I shall now stake my claim…so says Count Bleck!” exclaimed the man.
“…What are you talking about?” demanded Samus.
Count Bleck turned to the woman. “Count Bleck wishes to become one of those Smash Fi
New Smash Bros Interviews: Final RevealThe day has finally come and multitudes of heroes and villains from across the different worlds were gathered at the Smash Mansion to celebrate. Even those who did not send in an application were there to give their congratulations to those who would make it in. It was time to reveal the final roster of Super Smash Bros. 4.New Smash Bros Interviews: Final Reveal3 months ago in Humor More Like This
“May I have everyone’s attention?” called out Link with a microphone. “It is time for the moment everyone has been waiting for!”
A loud cheer came from the guests as they watched all of the Smash Fighters, past and present, make their way up on stage.
“It’s been a long few years since the interviews have started and now is the time to reveal the newest additions of the Smash Roster!” exclaimed Samus.
Another cheer came from the crowd as the waited for the role call.
“Before we can get to the Newcomers though, it is unfortunate that we make mention of those who were cut from the final roster,
New Smash Bros Interviews: AshleyOnce again the door slammed open and in walked the next applicant for Link and Samus to interview. They were surprised when they saw that it was a little girl with long black hair tied into pigtails, ruby red eyes, and was wearing a red dress.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ashley2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Is there something we can help you with, little one?” asked Link, wondering why a child was here.
The girl sent a glare at the swordsman, but it didn’t seem to have any effect. She then spoke in a soft, monotone voice. “I am here to enter the next Super Smash Bros.”
Samus raised an eyebrow at that. “You? Who exactly are you and why do you want to join?”
“I am Ashley and I wish to join so I may test my spells on the others.”
Link and Samus sweatdropped at Ashley’s bluntness. Link spoke up next. “Spells? How old are you exactly?”
“I am eight years old and a master of the art of black magic. Do not think for a moment that I am so
New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong"That was annoying," complained Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm sure the rest of the interviews will be better. Next!" called out Link.
The door opened and in walked a female chimp, who had long blonde hair and wore a pink top and beret. She looked up at the two and gave them a smile.
"Hey guys. What's up?"
"Hello, Dixie. Now what is your reason for wanting to join Smash Bros.?" questioned Link.
"Aside from the fact that I was supposed to be in Brawl, I feel I can give a lot to the series as a fighter. Plus I can help show that girls can kick butt just as much as the guys. There really should be more girls in the series," replied Dixie with a grin.
Link and Samus raised an eyebrow at her answer. The bounty hunter then returned the grin.
"Good answer. I'll be sending in your application to headquarters."
Link turned to the blonde woman. "You can't send an application solely on that!"
"Yes I can!
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Wonder-Red"Well this could prove interesting."New Smash Bros. Interviews: Wonder-Red10 months ago in Humor More Like This
Samus turned to Link in question. "What will?"
"The next applicant."
Before Samus could question further, Link called in the next applicant. It was a man with slicked, spiky blond hair and he wore a red outfit and a black eye mask. He looked a lot like a superhero.
"Greetings! I am the hero of Blossom City, Wonder-Red, and I am here to join Super Smash Bros.!"
"Wait, aren't you a newbie? What would make you think you could join as a Smash Fighter?" questioned the blonde bounty hunter as she crossed her arms under her breasts.
Wonder-Red deflated a bit. "That's sort of the reason I want to join. I want to prove to everyone that I can be a hero too!"
"Uh-huh, and what sort of credentials do you have?"
"Well, to get in Wonderful 100 I got a 100 on the written exam and a 98 on the field exam."
Link had a smirk on his face as he watched the back and forth between Samus and Wonder-Red. The fact that Samus w
New Smash Bros Interviews: WaluigiSamus felt like gagging when she caught the scent of garlic that permeated through the air.New Smash Bros Interviews: Waluigi2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link turned to her. “What is it?”
“You can’t smell that?! Wario is coming this way!”
The swordsman raised an eyebrow in question, but Samus was right when the smelly, evil Mario slammed the door open and entered the room. Following after Wario was a tall, lanky, man who looked like an evil version of Luigi.
“Wahahahaha! Wario is-a here!”
“Waluigi is-a here too! Wahahahaha!”
The two blond/es sweatdropped, wondering why these two always had to act like this.
“Oh for the love of…Why are you two here? Don’t you have better things to do than bother us?” demanded Samus as she glared at the two “plumbers”.
“Waluigi here wants-a to become a Smash Fighter. That’s-a why we are-a here,” explained Wario as he picked his nose with his pinky.