Funny moments in Skyrim"You, over there. The one lurking in the shadows."Funny moments in Skyrim3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Me? I'm not lurking..." *as I un-crouch and walk out of the shadows*
"I have a job I think you would excel at."
"Uh, okay...what's the job?"
"There is a man here in Markarth, Ogmund the Skald. It is obvious he worships Talos in his home, but the Jarl has been hesitant to call for his arrest. I want you to break into his house and find evidence."
"So you want me to commit a crime to get someone else arrested?"
"That is correct."
"I'm supposed to let you exchange one of your armor pieces for a more enhanced one. What'll it be?"
"Hm...I think I'll trade in my cuirass."
"Are you sure? Once you trade it in, it's a done deal."
"*snickers* Okay, here you go."
*cue raucous laughter*
"What? What's everybody laughing at? *looks down*"
"YOU COULD HAVE LET ME CHANGE ON MY OWN, TONILIA!!"
*runs off to get dressed*
"It takes a bold soul to approach a Jarl without summons."
"Who me? I wasn't, a