New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy"Move it! Step aside! Heroes coming through!"
Link and Samus sweatdropped at the loud voice coming from the lobby. The door slammed open and scuttling in were to small figures. One was a yellow star and the other was an orange clam.
"Nyai!" exclaimed the little star, waving his stubby arm in hello at Link and Samus.
"Yo! The name's Moe and I'm here to be Starfy's translator!" exclaimed the clam.
"So we have another Assist Trophy wanting to become a fighter," said Samus with a sigh.
"Hey! Starfy here was supposed to be a fighter in Brawl! But instead got demoted to bein' an Assist Trophy! Ain't that right, Starfy?"
Moe turned to his friend only to find the little star was asleep. Moe could feel his eye twitch.
"Looks like he could care less," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wake up, Starfy!" bellowed Moe.
"Wah!" cried Starfy at being woken up abruptly.
"Here I am tryin' to get ya a bigger role that
New Smash Bros Interviews: RosalinaSamus grimaced as the Baby Metroid floated around her head, playing with a pudgy star-like creature. Both were letting out playful squeaking sounds.New Smash Bros Interviews: Rosalina1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“They seem to really like each other,” said a soft sounding voice.
The source of the voice was a tall young woman with platinum blonde hair and her right eye completely covered by a large bang. The dress she wore was a pale turquoise in color and her shoes were a sparkling silver color. Atop of her head was a silver crown.
“Rosalina has a point, Samus. They look like they’re on a little play date,” said Link.
Samus gave a side glare to her fellow veteran before turning back to the celestial being. “Let me guess, Rosalina, you’re here to become a Smash Fighter?”
Rosalina gave a nod. “Correct. I wish to join so I may help stop villainy such as Bowser. He has caused much trouble for me in the past.”
“I wouldn’t doubt that. Though
New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man"Hey guys. How's it going?"New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up from reading applications to see Sonic walk into the room.
"What do you want, Sonic? We're busy here," said Samus, narrowing her eyes at the blue hedgehog.
"I got someone here who wants to get in the next Smash Bros."
"It's not another Sega character is it? We already said no more Sega or Konami characters since you and Snake are already in," explained Link.
"He's not from Sega or Konami," replied Sonic with a smirk. "Let me go get him."
With that, Sonic left to retrieve the next applicant. When the Sega mascot returned, Link and Samus were very surprised. Standing before them was one of the most well-known video game characters of all time. It was the Blue Bomber himself, Mega Man.
"Hello," greeted the robot with a smile.
"Mega Man? You want to join as a Smash Fighter?" questioned Samus.
"That's right! As to why…I just really need this."
Link and Samus glanced at each other; having a f
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 11 year ago in Humor More Like This
“Hello? Is this thing on?”
“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.
“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare. He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”
“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.
Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of the Smash Manor, waiting for the results. Up on the stage stood Link, Samus, and all of the other official Smash Fighters.
“That’s right, but keep in mind that the entire roster hasn’t been revealed yet. So if you’re name hasn’t been called that does not mean you did not get in,” explained
New Smash Bros Interviews: Bandana Waddle Dee“Excuse me,” spoke a squeaky voice.New Smash Bros Interviews: Bandana Waddle Dee1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus were confused, as they couldn’t see where the voice had come from. They soon got a clue when a spear appeared before them, swinging back and forth. Leaning forward from the table and looking down, they found the source.
It was small red creature that was the same size and shape as Kirby. It had no mouth and wore a blue bandana on its head.
“Can we help you?” asked Link.
“Yes, I am here for an interview. My name is Bandana Waddle Dee or Bandana Dee for short,” replied the creature.
“Aren’t Waddle Dee’s weaklings though?” questioned Samus, wondering why this particular Waddle Dee wanted to become a Smash Fighter.
“…Yes, but I’m more resilient than other Waddle Dees and I can use a spear.”
“We could use a spear user, Samus. It would bring something different to the game,” stated Link.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Viridi"Let go of me, Pit!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Viridi2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"But you can't go in there!"
Link and Samus glanced at each other as they listened to the arguing outside the door. The door soon slammed open to reveal Pit and a young blonde girl who looked to be Pit's age. She wore a red dress that had a purple rose on the front and looked to be covered in vines. Her blonde hair was tied in a ponytail also with vines and a purple rose.
"Sorry about this, you guys," apologized Pit, scratching the back of his head. "I tried to stop her."
"Just who is she?" questioned Samus, looking unimpressed as she looked at the little girl.
The girl let out a huff. "Stupid human. I am Viridi, the Goddess of Nature, and I am here to enter as a Smash Fighter!"
"Don't let her! She wants to hurt all of the humans!" cried Pit, only to receive a glare from the chibi goddess.
"Wait, what?" questioned Link. He and Samus were very confused right now.
"Well since Pit already said it, I want to join as a Sm
New Smash Bros Interviews: DaisyLink and Samus’ next interview was a surprise, yet at the same time not. A well-tanned woman in a yellow gown walked into the room with a confidant smile and waited for the interview to begin.New Smash Bros Interviews: Daisy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“So you wish to become a Smash Fighter, Daisy?” asked Link as he looked at the brunette princess across from him.
“Yup! I want to join and fight alongside my friends, especially Luigi,” stated the tomboy with a laugh.
“Any other reason?” questioned Samus.
Daisy thought about it for a minute or two before she answered. “Well…there is the fact that I feel Peach is a little too much in the spotlight. Plus that one of “costume” of hers that makes her look exactly like me is just plain insulting!”
“So what you really want is to fight against Peach, is that right?” asked the blonde bounty hunter.
“Of course! I could probably win to since all Peach seems to be able to do is get captured all
New Smash Bros Interviews: Bowser Jr."Bwah hah hah! Out of my way weaklings!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Bowser Jr.2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus sweatdropped when they heard that voice. They knew that obnoxious voice anywhere. They didn't have to wait long as the door slammed open and the Great Demon King Bowser Koopa trudged into the room.
"Why are you here, Bowser?" questioned Samus, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"I'm here for the interview, human!"
" But you're already a Smash Fighter, Bowser," said Link.
"Not me, you idiot! I'm here for my son! Junior! Get in here!"
As soon as the Koopa King shouted, a much smaller version of Bowser. Around the young Koopa's neck was a bib-like cloth with a crudely drawn sharp-toothed mouth on it.
"Here I am, Dad!"
"Good. Now let's get this thing done!"
Samus let out a sigh. She just wanted this to end. "And why do you want to be in the next Smash Bros. game?"
"Isn't it obvious? I want to fight by my dad's side a
New Smash Bros Interviews: Palutena“No, Lady Palutena! You can’t do this!”New Smash Bros Interviews: Palutena9 months ago in Humor More Like This
“Now, now, Pit. You don’t need to be worried.”
“But Lady Palutena!”
Link, Mei Ling, and Pikachu glanced at each other, wondering what was going on. They were going to get their answer when the door opened and in walked Palutena, who was easily dragging in Pit as the angel boy had his arms wrapped around her waist as a way to stop her. He looked a lot like a child clinging to his mother.
“Uh…may I ask what’s going on?” asked Link, a confused look on his face.
The Goddess of Light let out an embarrassed giggle. “Sorry, but it seems that Pit doesn’t want me to become a Smash Fighter.”
“But you could get hurt if you do!” exclaimed Pit.
The woman merely ran her hand through the boy’s hair and gave him a reassuring smile. “As I said, Pit, you don’t need to worry. I’m not a damsel-in-distress anymor
New Smash Bros Interviews: Professor and AttorneyA knock at the door reverberated through the air, signifying the next applicant's arrival.New Smash Bros Interviews: Professor and Attorney2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link.
When the door opened, in walked four people. The first was a man dressed like a gentleman, complete with a top hat. Next to him stood a young boy dressed in a blue sweater and cap. The other man was dressed in a blue suit and had spiked back black hair. Next to him was a teenage girl dressed like a shrine maiden.
"And you are?" questioned Samus.
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Professor Hershel Layton and this is my apprentice, Luke Triton," spoke the top hat wearing man in a slight British accent.
"A pleasure to meet you, ma'am!" spoke the boy, also in a British accent.
The other man was about to speak, but the girl beat him to it.
"And this is the greatest defense attorney ever, Phoenix Wright, but you can call him Nick! Oh and my name's Maya Fey!" exclaimed the girl with a cheerful grin.
Phoenix rubbed the back of his he
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 3The crowd roared in anticipation for the upcoming match. In the ring, in opposite corners, stood Donkey Kong and his opponent.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 37 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Okay, Mac! You got this! You beat DK once before and you can do it again!" exclaimed Doc Louis, trying to pump up Little Mac, the newest addition to the Smash roster.
Stepping up to the middle of the ring was Mario, decked out in his referee outfit.
"Alrighty! Today is-a the rematch you have all-a been waiting for! In-a the red corner, hailing all-a the way from Donkey Kong Island, Donkey Kong!"
"Oh yeah!" exclaimed the large ape before he started to pound on his chest.
"And in-a the green corner, hailing from Bronx, New York, Little Mac!"
"Ha ha!" laughed the seventeen-year-old as he took in the crowd's cheering.
Up in the VIP section, most of the other Smash Fighters were watching on.
"So what exactly is this boxing anyway?" asked Marth.
"Basically it's a sport where two competitors step into a squared ring and start pu
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 4Samus and Zelda stared at the current roster list with blank looks.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 46 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"So how exactly do they expect our alternate forms to be separate fighters?" questioned the Hylian princess, not liking that her Sheik persona now had its own spot.
"Who knows," stated Samus with a frown. She then crossed her arms under her breasts. "Seems like a waste of spots if you ask me."
"At least you two are on the roster. I got replaced!" exclaimed Red. The dragon-like creature standing next to him let out a sad growl, making the raven-haired trainer pet him on the head. "I'm not mad at you, Charizard."
The Fire-type looked a little happier at that.
"According to this, Yoshi is also coming back," said Zelda.
"So the Original Eight are back together again," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wasn't there a Newcomer announced as well?" asked Red.
Zelda was about to check the list, but a burst of water erupted from the floor. Samus, Red, and Charizard jumped at the sudden anomaly, while Zelda stayed
New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong"That was annoying," complained Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm sure the rest of the interviews will be better. Next!" called out Link.
The door opened and in walked a female chimp, who had long blonde hair and wore a pink top and beret. She looked up at the two and gave them a smile.
"Hey guys. What's up?"
"Hello, Dixie. Now what is your reason for wanting to join Smash Bros.?" questioned Link.
"Aside from the fact that I was supposed to be in Brawl, I feel I can give a lot to the series as a fighter. Plus I can help show that girls can kick butt just as much as the guys. There really should be more girls in the series," replied Dixie with a grin.
Link and Samus raised an eyebrow at her answer. The bounty hunter then returned the grin.
"Good answer. I'll be sending in your application to headquarters."
Link turned to the blonde woman. "You can't send an application solely on that!"
"Yes I can!
New Smash Bros Interviews: ShulkSamus let out a sigh as she sorted through the applications. Link glanced over at her while he also sorted through the applications.New Smash Bros Interviews: Shulk1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“You know complaining isn’t going to make things go faster.”
Samus glared at the swordsman. “I wasn’t complaining.”
“You were going to.”
The bounty hunter let out a growl and was about to tell Link off, but a knock at the door stopped her.
The door opened and in walked the next applicant. It was a young man of about eighteen with blond hair and blue eyes. His clothes were a mix of black cloth and armor with a red vest over his shirt. Strapped to his back was a red sword with a large hole where the blade and grip meet.
“I hope I wasn’t interrupting anything,” said the young man.
“Not really,” said Link. “I’m guessing you are here to try out for being a Smash Fighter?”
The young man nodded. “That’s right. My name is Shulk
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 2Party poppers went off as the celebration commenced.New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 29 months ago in Humor More Like This
“Congratulations, Rosalina!” exclaimed Peach.
Rosalina sweatdropped at her enthusiasm. “Thank you, Peach, although you really didn’t need to do this.”
“But you’re the newest Smash Fighter! Why wouldn’t I set up a party for such an occasion?”
“Peach, a party usually consists of more than four people,” said a voice with a sigh.
“Zelda does have a point,” said another voice.
Peach turned to the two with a frown. “But Zelda, Wii Fit Trainer! I thought we could have a little get together with just us girls!”
“If that’s the case, where is Samus?” asked Rosalina.
Wii Fit Trainer smirked at the question. “It seems that our dear bounty hunter decided to take a little vacation.”
“I’m sure she’ll send her congratulations when she hears about this though,” added Zelda with a smile.
JS5: Moka and TsukuneOctober 31, better known as Halloween, was usually when Yokai Academy held its annual school festival. UnfortunatelyJS5: Moka and Tsukune4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Ahh! I can't believe that this year's festival was canceled!" cried out a fifteen-year-old girl with light-blue hair.
"Well considering that there's a storm going on outside " pointed out a twelve-year-old girl dressed like a little witch.
"Yukari has a point, Kurumu," said a seventeen-year-old girl with long black hair.
"Stupid rain. I wanted to enjoy the festival with my Tsukune-kun!" cried Kurumu, animé tears going down her face.
"How is he yours, when Tsukune-kun is mine?" asked a lavender-haired fifteen-year-old girl, popping out of nowhere. She happened to have a lollipop in her mouth.
"The hell he is!" screeched Kurumu, only to be frozen by the lavender-haired girl. Just as Kurumu was frozen, a fifteen-year-old girl with long pink hair and a fifteen-year-old boy walked into the classroom carry
ShatteredDimensionsAftermath2New York, year 2099. Recently, this universe was in danger of being destroyed thanks to the Tablet of Order and Chaos. Luckily, the Spider-Man of this universe, who is currently chasing after one of the villains who use a fragment of the tablet, was able to stop the destruction.ShatteredDimensionsAftermath23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Try and catch me, Spider-Man!" laughed a demonic looking being as he flew through the air.
"Don't think I won't, Hobgoblin!"
Spider-Man, also known as Miguel O'Hara, was chasing down the Hobgoblin, who had recently escaped imprisonment and attacked innocent civilians to lure out Spider-Man. The two ended their little chase atop a large building.
"Hahahahaha! Poor little Spider-Man. He thinks he can beat me!"
"I beat you last time didn't I?"
"Grr, that was nothing but a fluke! Today is when I destroy you!"
Hobgoblin was about to fly towards Spider-Man to tackle him off the building when he was stopped short when his synthetic wings were ripped of
New Smash Bros Interviews: Final RevealThe day has finally come and multitudes of heroes and villains from across the different worlds were gathered at the Smash Mansion to celebrate. Even those who did not send in an application were there to give their congratulations to those who would make it in. It was time to reveal the final roster of Super Smash Bros. 4.New Smash Bros Interviews: Final Reveal4 days ago in Humor More Like This
“May I have everyone’s attention?” called out Link with a microphone. “It is time for the moment everyone has been waiting for!”
A loud cheer came from the guests as they watched all of the Smash Fighters, past and present, make their way up on stage.
“It’s been a long few years since the interviews have started and now is the time to reveal the newest additions of the Smash Roster!” exclaimed Samus.
Another cheer came from the crowd as the waited for the role call.
“Before we can get to the Newcomers though, it is unfortunate that we make mention of those who were cut from the final roster,
New Smash Bros Interviews: HadesLink and Samus gave the grotesque looking man before them a blank look, wondering why he of all people was even there.New Smash Bros Interviews: Hades1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“I see that I’ve rendered you two mortals speechless. Not surprising considering how great I am,” laughed the man.
“…It’s more that we’re just surprised as to why you are here, Hades,” said Link. “We just figured this would be beneath you is all.”
An evil smirk snaked its way onto Hades’ face. “True, this is beneath me, but from what I’ve seen the roster could use more evil. Ganondorf and Bowser have been doing a horrible job and someone needs to show them how it’s done.”
The two blond/es gulped at that. Ganondorf was one of the most evil villains in the Smash Universe and it was a scary thought that there might be someone much more dangerous out there.
‘This will not end well for anyone if he gets in,’ thought Link as he glared at Hades.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Little MacThe next applicant entered the room to start the interview. He was a little on the short side and had black hair that spiked forward in the front. He wore a black tank top, green trunks, and green boxing gloves.New Smash Bros Interviews: Little Mac1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Following behind the teen was a heavyset dark-skinned man, who was wearing a red track jacket and blue sweatpants.
“Hey, Little Mac, Doc. What brings you here?” asked Link.
“Hehe, I’m here to see if I could possibly get promoted from being an Assist Trophy to a Smash Fighter,” replied Mac.
“That’s right! My boy Mac has what it takes to be a Smash Fighter!” exclaimed Doc Louis, placing his hands on Mac’s shoulders.
“He does pack a punch, I’ll give him that,” said Samus, remembering when she took a punch during a match after the young boxer was summoned.
“What I tell ya! You won’t regret it if ya put Mac in the next SSB!”
Mac let out an embarrassed laugh.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Shantae“So who is next?” asked Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Shantae1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“Another third-party character,” replied Link, taking a quick look at the application.
The bounty hunter let out a sigh. “Send them in then.”
Calling in for the next applicant, the two blond/es were soon greeted by a young woman who reminded Link greatly of the Gerudo.
The woman had tanned skin and was dressed in what looked like a belly dancer’s outfit. The only difference between this woman and the Gerudo was that this woman had pointed ears and long purple hair.
“Hiya! The name’s Shantae and I want to be a Smash Fighter!” exclaimed the woman with a smile.
“Shantae? That sounds familiar. Aren’t you from Capcom?” questioned Samus, narrowing here eyes. “We already have a Capcom representative.”
Shantae pouted at this. “My first game was from Capcom, but now I’m part of WayForward where I’m actually appreciated.”
New Smash Bros Interviews: Escargoon“Pika?”New Smash Bros Interviews: Escargoon9 months ago in Humor More Like This
“I know, Pikachu. This is very confusing,” said Mei Ling as she and the Mouse Pokémon read the next application.
“What’s so confusing about it?” asked Link.
Mei Ling handed the paper over to the swordsman. As Link read the paper he gained a blank look.
“Do you recognize the applicant, Link?” questioned Mei Ling. “Even with all of the intel I have I don’t recognize him.”
Link didn’t say and anything and just called in the applicant. The applicant who came in was a large snail-like creature that was lavender in color and had a green shell. Unlike real snails though, this one had arms and tufts of hair that acted as a moustache and a beard.
“What are you doing here, Escargoon?” questioned Link, giving the snail a deadpan look.
“What does it look like, elf? I’m here to join as a Smash Fighter to get back at King Dedede for everything he
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 5Up in Skyworld, in Palutena’s Temple, Pit stood before his goddess and looked ready to cry his little angel eyes out. The green-haired woman tried what she could to calm her little angel.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 53 months ago in Humor More Like This
“Pit, we’ve been over this, remember?”
“But I don’t want to fight you!” cried the child. “Why did you have to become a Smash Fighter?”
Bring the boy close, Palutena ran her hand through his hair in hopes of soothing him. “Well, our series did need more representatives and who better than me?”
“It could have been Phosphora or Magnus instead.”
“But they’re Assist Trophies now, Pit. Now, no more fuss over this. I need to start preparing.”
Pit looked confused at this. “Preparing? For what?”
“It seems that the rest of the Smash Girls want to take me out and celebrate me becoming a Smash Fighter,” explained Palutena with a laugh. “While I’m gone, I have
New Smash Bros Interviews: Geno and Mallow“Are we really going to interview these two?” questioned Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Geno and Mallow1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“Why wouldn’t we?” asked a confused Link.
“For one thing, they may have debuted in a Mario game, they are owned by Square Enix. They’re in a gray area.”
Link looked at the applications. “I guess, but let’s give them a chance anyway.”
The bounty hunter rolled her eyes. “Fine.”
Glad that she agreed, Link called for the next applicants. In walked in two figures, one of which was a young cloud-like child and the other was a wooden doll wearing a blue cloak.
“Hi Link! Hi Samus!” greeted the happy cloud child with a wave.
“Greetings,” said the doll, giving a nod.
“Hello, Mallow. Hello, Geno. I see that you both wish to apply as Smash Fighters?” questioned Link.
“That is correct. It seems that there are rumors of an evil entity wanting to join as well and I am here to m