New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy"Move it! Step aside! Heroes coming through!"
Link and Samus sweatdropped at the loud voice coming from the lobby. The door slammed open and scuttling in were to small figures. One was a yellow star and the other was an orange clam.
"Nyai!" exclaimed the little star, waving his stubby arm in hello at Link and Samus.
"Yo! The name's Moe and I'm here to be Starfy's translator!" exclaimed the clam.
"So we have another Assist Trophy wanting to become a fighter," said Samus with a sigh.
"Hey! Starfy here was supposed to be a fighter in Brawl! But instead got demoted to bein' an Assist Trophy! Ain't that right, Starfy?"
Moe turned to his friend only to find the little star was asleep. Moe could feel his eye twitch.
"Looks like he could care less," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wake up, Starfy!" bellowed Moe.
"Wah!" cried Starfy at being woken up abruptly.
"Here I am tryin' to get ya a bigger role that
New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra"Ow! Would you stop dragging me? Let go!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up in confusion. That sounded like Toon Link. They then heard another voice.
"Stop being a baby, Link! I want in this little Smash thingy that you're in and you're going to help me!"
That was when the door slammed open and Toon Link was thrown inside. Link and Samus looked to see who threw the alternate hero in, only to find a young tan-skinned girl who looked to be the same age as Toon Link. She had blonde hair tied in a bun atop of her head and her clothing made her look like a pirate.
"Ow " whined Toon Link as he rubbed the bump on his head.
"I didn't throw you that hard," deadpanned the pirate girl. She then noticed Link and Samus. "Hey, Link? Why's this guy dressed like you?"
Toon Link stood up from the ground and turned to his companion. "Tetra, this is Link. I told you about him, remember?"
New Smash Bros Interviews: MidnaA soft knock on the door broke the silence.New Smash Bros Interviews: Midna4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link. When the door opened, he smiled when he saw Zelda walk into the room. "Hey, Zelda!"
Zelda smiled back at her hero. "Hello, Link. I figured since you'd be stuck here all day that you probably haven't had lunch yet, so I brought you something to eat!"
Link's eyes lit up when he saw the basket Zelda held up. "Thanks, Zelda! You're the best!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the two lovebirds. "Get a room, you two."
Link glared at the woman next to him, while Zelda's cheeks became red in embarrassment. That was when there was another knock at the door. Without waiting to be called in though, the door opened and in walked a tall woman with bright orange hair. The two Hylians were surprised to see the woman.
"Midna?! What are you doing here?!" questioned Link, very confused.
"Shouldn't you be back in the Twilight Realm acting as the queen?" asked Zelda,
New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful"No."New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You know what, Link! I am not interviewing these two! They're so annoying!"
"But Samus, the series needs more villains. At least that's what headquarters said, so we have to interview them."
Samus let out a few grumbles and growls as she called in the next applicants, against her wishes. The door slammed open and with a cackle, an old woman with green skin entered. She had large purple hair that looked like horns and wore purple robes.
Following her was a short man, also with green skin, and wore a red cloak over his body and had think glasses that hid his eyes. He also had a manic grin on his face.
"I have fury! With that fury, I shall spread the mustard of doom and show you the true power of chortles!" exclaimed the short man.
Link and Samus sweatdropped at that.
"Ignore him. I am Cackletta and I hear that you are looking for villains for the next SSB game. Then look n
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Hello? Is this thing on?”
“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.
“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare. He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”
“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.
Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of the Smash Manor, waiting for the results. Up on the stage stood Link, Samus, and all of the other official Smash Fighters.
“That’s right, but keep in mind that the entire roster hasn’t been revealed yet. So if you’re name hasn’t been called that does not mean you did not get in,” explained
New Smash Bros Interviews: DaisyLink and Samus’ next interview was a surprise, yet at the same time not. A well-tanned woman in a yellow gown walked into the room with a confidant smile and waited for the interview to begin.New Smash Bros Interviews: Daisy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“So you wish to become a Smash Fighter, Daisy?” asked Link as he looked at the brunette princess across from him.
“Yup! I want to join and fight alongside my friends, especially Luigi,” stated the tomboy with a laugh.
“Any other reason?” questioned Samus.
Daisy thought about it for a minute or two before she answered. “Well…there is the fact that I feel Peach is a little too much in the spotlight. Plus that one of “costume” of hers that makes her look exactly like me is just plain insulting!”
“So what you really want is to fight against Peach, is that right?” asked the blonde bounty hunter.
“Of course! I could probably win to since all Peach seems to be able to do is get captured all
New Smash Bros Interviews: Bandana Waddle Dee“Excuse me,” spoke a squeaky voice.New Smash Bros Interviews: Bandana Waddle Dee2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus were confused, as they couldn’t see where the voice had come from. They soon got a clue when a spear appeared before them, swinging back and forth. Leaning forward from the table and looking down, they found the source.
It was small red creature that was the same size and shape as Kirby. It had no mouth and wore a blue bandana on its head.
“Can we help you?” asked Link.
“Yes, I am here for an interview. My name is Bandana Waddle Dee or Bandana Dee for short,” replied the creature.
“Aren’t Waddle Dee’s weaklings though?” questioned Samus, wondering why this particular Waddle Dee wanted to become a Smash Fighter.
“…Yes, but I’m more resilient than other Waddle Dees and I can use a spear.”
“We could use a spear user, Samus. It would bring something different to the game,” stated Link.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Shantae“So who is next?” asked Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Shantae2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Another third-party character,” replied Link, taking a quick look at the application.
The bounty hunter let out a sigh. “Send them in then.”
Calling in for the next applicant, the two blond/es were soon greeted by a young woman who reminded Link greatly of the Gerudo.
The woman had tanned skin and was dressed in what looked like a belly dancer’s outfit. The only difference between this woman and the Gerudo was that this woman had pointed ears and long purple hair.
“Hiya! The name’s Shantae and I want to be a Smash Fighter!” exclaimed the woman with a smile.
“Shantae? That sounds familiar. Aren’t you from Capcom?” questioned Samus, narrowing here eyes. “We already have a Capcom representative.”
Shantae pouted at this. “My first game was from Capcom, but now I’m part of WayForward where I’m actually appreciated.”
New Smash Bros Interviews: AshleyOnce again the door slammed open and in walked the next applicant for Link and Samus to interview. They were surprised when they saw that it was a little girl with long black hair tied into pigtails, ruby red eyes, and was wearing a red dress.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ashley2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Is there something we can help you with, little one?” asked Link, wondering why a child was here.
The girl sent a glare at the swordsman, but it didn’t seem to have any effect. She then spoke in a soft, monotone voice. “I am here to enter the next Super Smash Bros.”
Samus raised an eyebrow at that. “You? Who exactly are you and why do you want to join?”
“I am Ashley and I wish to join so I may test my spells on the others.”
Link and Samus sweatdropped at Ashley’s bluntness. Link spoke up next. “Spells? How old are you exactly?”
“I am eight years old and a master of the art of black magic. Do not think for a moment that I am so
New Smash Bros Interviews: Viridi"Let go of me, Pit!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Viridi3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"But you can't go in there!"
Link and Samus glanced at each other as they listened to the arguing outside the door. The door soon slammed open to reveal Pit and a young blonde girl who looked to be Pit's age. She wore a red dress that had a purple rose on the front and looked to be covered in vines. Her blonde hair was tied in a ponytail also with vines and a purple rose.
"Sorry about this, you guys," apologized Pit, scratching the back of his head. "I tried to stop her."
"Just who is she?" questioned Samus, looking unimpressed as she looked at the little girl.
The girl let out a huff. "Stupid human. I am Viridi, the Goddess of Nature, and I am here to enter as a Smash Fighter!"
"Don't let her! She wants to hurt all of the humans!" cried Pit, only to receive a glare from the chibi goddess.
"Wait, what?" questioned Link. He and Samus were very confused right now.
"Well since Pit already said it, I want to join as a Sm
New Smash Bros Interviews: RosalinaSamus grimaced as the Baby Metroid floated around her head, playing with a pudgy star-like creature. Both were letting out playful squeaking sounds.New Smash Bros Interviews: Rosalina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“They seem to really like each other,” said a soft sounding voice.
The source of the voice was a tall young woman with platinum blonde hair and her right eye completely covered by a large bang. The dress she wore was a pale turquoise in color and her shoes were a sparkling silver color. Atop of her head was a silver crown.
“Rosalina has a point, Samus. They look like they’re on a little play date,” said Link.
Samus gave a side glare to her fellow veteran before turning back to the celestial being. “Let me guess, Rosalina, you’re here to become a Smash Fighter?”
Rosalina gave a nod. “Correct. I wish to join so I may help stop villainy such as Bowser. He has caused much trouble for me in the past.”
“I wouldn’t doubt that. Though
New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and CloudSamus was reading the next application to see who was next.New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and Cloud4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Looks like we've got more third-party characters coming in."
"Really? Who?" questioned Link.
Samus grinned as she called in the next applicant. The door opened and in walked two people, both of which surprisingly had spiky hair and bright blue eyes. The taller one was wearing mostly black and his spiky hair was blond. Strapped to his back was a very large sword wrapped in bandages.
The younger one was wearing an outfit that was mostly black with bits of red and yellow and had brown hair. Another thing that set the boy apart from the man was whereas the man looked serious and void of emotion, the boy looked cheerful.
"Hey guys!" greeted the boy.
"Cloud? Sora? You two are here to join SSB?" asked Link.
"Yup! Although Cloud here really doesn't want to, but Tifa's making him," explained Sora. "I'm here as sort of a backup."
"I don't see why I
New Smash Bros Interviews: Saki AmamiyaLink and Samus looked at the young blond teen, who stood across the table from them. He wore a yellow t-shirt, black shorts, and strapped to his side was futuristic gun.New Smash Bros Interviews: Saki Amamiya4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"So you want to get promoted from being an Assist Trophy to a Smash Fighter, Saki?" asked Link.
"Yes, sir. I am not afraid of taking on such a responsibility and I know I can handle anything that comes my way," replied Saki.
"You do realized that it might not happen since you are an Assist Trophy, right?" questioned Samus.
"I thought of that, but I see it like this; Charizard was a Poké Ball Pokémon for the first two games and became a fighter in Brawl, so there is a chance that I or some of the other Assist Trophies can become fighters in the next game."
"That makes sense," said Link, agreeing with that logic.
"Out of curiosity, what do your friends think of this decision?" questioned Samus.
"Let me rephrase, what does Airan think of your decision?" asked Samus, this time
New Smash Bros Interviews: ShulkSamus let out a sigh as she sorted through the applications. Link glanced over at her while he also sorted through the applications.New Smash Bros Interviews: Shulk2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“You know complaining isn’t going to make things go faster.”
Samus glared at the swordsman. “I wasn’t complaining.”
“You were going to.”
The bounty hunter let out a growl and was about to tell Link off, but a knock at the door stopped her.
The door opened and in walked the next applicant. It was a young man of about eighteen with blond hair and blue eyes. His clothes were a mix of black cloth and armor with a red vest over his shirt. Strapped to his back was a red sword with a large hole where the blade and grip meet.
“I hope I wasn’t interrupting anything,” said the young man.
“Not really,” said Link. “I’m guessing you are here to try out for being a Smash Fighter?”
The young man nodded. “That’s right. My name is Shulk
New Smash Bros Interviews: DimentioLink and Samus looked at the book that was placed on the table before them. They then turned their gaze towards the green clad plumber who brought it in.New Smash Bros Interviews: Dimentio2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Is there a reason you brought us this book, Luigi?” questioned Samus with a raised eyebrow.
The younger of the Mario Bros. looked a little scared when he was asked. “W-Well, someone in-a the book wanted to join-a as a Smash Fighter.”
The two blond/es gave Luigi a blank look. Link spoke next. “Someone…in the book?”
Luigi nodded in confirmation.
“Do you honestly expect us to believe that?!” demanded Samus, glaring at the plumber, who was now shaking in fear of the woman’s wrath.
“It’s-a true though!”
“Yeah right,” muttered the blonde bounty hunter.
Just then, the book started to glow, catching everyone’s attention. They were then blinded by a burst of light. When the light died down, they were surprised to see floati
New Smash Bros Interviews: Count BleckLink and Samus looked at the book that was placed on the table before them. They then turned their gaze towards the green clad plumber who brought it in.New Smash Bros Interviews: Count Bleck2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Again?” questioned Samus, narrowing her gaze at Luigi.
“I-It’s a different person this-a t-time!” stuttered Luigi. Samus could be very intimidating.
“Who is it then?” asked Link.
The book glowed brightly, making the three veterans shield their eyes. Once the light died down, there floating above the book was a strange looking two-dimensional man wearing a white top hat and white cape that faded into blue. He had a monocle over his left eye and a jeweled cane in his hand.
“Bleh heh heh heh heh heh! Count Bleck is free! I shall now stake my claim…so says Count Bleck!” exclaimed the man.
“…What are you talking about?” demanded Samus.
Count Bleck turned to the woman. “Count Bleck wishes to become one of those Smash Fi
New Smash Bros Interviews: WaluigiSamus felt like gagging when she caught the scent of garlic that permeated through the air.New Smash Bros Interviews: Waluigi2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link turned to her. “What is it?”
“You can’t smell that?! Wario is coming this way!”
The swordsman raised an eyebrow in question, but Samus was right when the smelly, evil Mario slammed the door open and entered the room. Following after Wario was a tall, lanky, man who looked like an evil version of Luigi.
“Wahahahaha! Wario is-a here!”
“Waluigi is-a here too! Wahahahaha!”
The two blond/es sweatdropped, wondering why these two always had to act like this.
“Oh for the love of…Why are you two here? Don’t you have better things to do than bother us?” demanded Samus as she glared at the two “plumbers”.
“Waluigi here wants-a to become a Smash Fighter. That’s-a why we are-a here,” explained Wario as he picked his nose with his pinky.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Ryu Hayabusa“So who do you think will be next? I just hope it’s not some weirdo,” stated Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ryu Hayabusa2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Well according to this next application, our next applicant is a ninja,” replied Link.
Samus raised an eyebrow, intrigued by this. They called in the next applicant and were greeted by a plume of smoke. When the smoke cleared, they were further greeted by a dark looking ninja.
“Greetings. My name is Ryu Hayabusa.”
“You’re the star of the Ninja Gaiden series, right?” questioned Samus.
“Hn, that is correct.”
“So why is it that you wish to join as a Smash Fighter, Ryu?” asked Link.
“…It is more that someone else wants me to become a Smash Fighter.”
Link and Samus were confused by this, but soon got their answer when another plume of smoke erupted before them. When this smoke cleared, there stood a young purple-haired girl with red eyes.
“…Friend of yours,
New Smash Bros Interviews: Little MacThe next applicant entered the room to start the interview. He was a little on the short side and had black hair that spiked forward in the front. He wore a black tank top, green trunks, and green boxing gloves.New Smash Bros Interviews: Little Mac2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Following behind the teen was a heavyset dark-skinned man, who was wearing a red track jacket and blue sweatpants.
“Hey, Little Mac, Doc. What brings you here?” asked Link.
“Hehe, I’m here to see if I could possibly get promoted from being an Assist Trophy to a Smash Fighter,” replied Mac.
“That’s right! My boy Mac has what it takes to be a Smash Fighter!” exclaimed Doc Louis, placing his hands on Mac’s shoulders.
“He does pack a punch, I’ll give him that,” said Samus, remembering when she took a punch during a match after the young boxer was summoned.
“What I tell ya! You won’t regret it if ya put Mac in the next SSB!”
Mac let out an embarrassed laugh.
New Smash Bros Interviews: HadesLink and Samus gave the grotesque looking man before them a blank look, wondering why he of all people was even there.New Smash Bros Interviews: Hades2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“I see that I’ve rendered you two mortals speechless. Not surprising considering how great I am,” laughed the man.
“…It’s more that we’re just surprised as to why you are here, Hades,” said Link. “We just figured this would be beneath you is all.”
An evil smirk snaked its way onto Hades’ face. “True, this is beneath me, but from what I’ve seen the roster could use more evil. Ganondorf and Bowser have been doing a horrible job and someone needs to show them how it’s done.”
The two blond/es gulped at that. Ganondorf was one of the most evil villains in the Smash Universe and it was a scary thought that there might be someone much more dangerous out there.
‘This will not end well for anyone if he gets in,’ thought Link as he glared at Hades.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Linebeck“Are you sure this is a good idea, Linebeck?”New Smash Bros Interviews: Linebeck2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Of course is, kid! Now let me do all of the talking.”
The door opened and in walked Toon Link, followed by a man wearing an outfit that made him look like a ship’s captain. He had an arrogant look on his face as he stood before Link and Samus.
“Hello, Toon Link,” greeted Link with a smile. “And who might this be?”
Toon Link let out a sigh. “This is Linebeck. He wishes to join as a Smash Fighter.”
Samus looked the man up and down. “And why would he want to do that?”
“For treasure of course!” exclaimed Linebeck.
Link and Samus gave him blank looks. “…What?”
“That’s right. Imagine all of the treasures I could collect from the different worlds I’d visit as a Smash Fighter. Hahahaha!”
The two veterans turned to Toon Link, who gave off a sheepish expression.
“He’s a bit gre
New Smash Bros Interviews: MalloWaddling into the room was strange looking boy. He had a portly body that was all red, except his chubby looking face, and a pair of yellow mittens on his hands. He was also wearing a mawashi around his waist, making him look like a sumo wrestler.New Smash Bros Interviews: Mallo2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“And who might you be?” asked Link with a smile.
“My name is Mallo.”
“You’re the main character of Pushmo and Crashmo, right?” questioned Samus.
“So you’re from a puzzle game.”
“Now, now, Samus. Just because he’s from a puzzle game doesn’t mean he can’t become a Smash Fighter,” stated Link. “We already have characters from strategy and racing games after all.”
“…So why do you want to be a Smash Fighter, Mallo?” asked Samus, turning to the young sumo.
Mallo was silent for a bit before he answer with a shrug. “I just want to.”
The bounty hunter sweatdropped while
New Smash Bros Interviews: Professor and AttorneyA knock at the door reverberated through the air, signifying the next applicant's arrival.New Smash Bros Interviews: Professor and Attorney3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link.
When the door opened, in walked four people. The first was a man dressed like a gentleman, complete with a top hat. Next to him stood a young boy dressed in a blue sweater and cap. The other man was dressed in a blue suit and had spiked back black hair. Next to him was a teenage girl dressed like a shrine maiden.
"And you are?" questioned Samus.
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Professor Hershel Layton and this is my apprentice, Luke Triton," spoke the top hat wearing man in a slight British accent.
"A pleasure to meet you, ma'am!" spoke the boy, also in a British accent.
The other man was about to speak, but the girl beat him to it.
"And this is the greatest defense attorney ever, Phoenix Wright, but you can call him Nick! Oh and my name's Maya Fey!" exclaimed the girl with a cheerful grin.
Phoenix rubbed the back of his he
New Smash Bros Interviews: Toadsworth“This is preposterous!”New Smash Bros Interviews: Toadsworth2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus glanced at each other in question as the British voice yelled out. The door then slammed open to revealed an elderly Toad, who marched into the room with a none too happy look on his face.
“Is there anything we can help you with, Toadsworth?” asked Link.
“What is this I hear about Princess Peach returning for Super Smash Bros.?!” demanded the elder.
“Considering she was in Melee and Brawl, it’s not all that surprising that she’d return for the fourth entry,” stated Samus.
“I did not want her to be in those two entries to begin with!” exclaimed Toadsworth. “It is too dangerous for her!”
Samus could only roll her eyes while Link tried to reason with the old man.
“I know you worry about her, Toadsworth, but she actually is a pretty decent fighter,” said the swordsman. “Besides, Mario’s always there to make sure she doesn’t ge
New Smash Bros Interviews: Travis TouchdownWhen Samus returned, she found that Link was sitting in his chair and looked ready to have a panic attack.New Smash Bros Interviews: Travis Touchdown4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I can't believe the great hero is afraid of a woman," stated Samus, a smirk on her face.
Link focused a glare at her. "Trust me, if you were in my position and had to deal with Ivy, you'd feel the same. So what happened between Sheik and Ivy?"
"Sheik beat her and sent her back to her own dimension. Now you can stop being a scaredy cat," the bounty hunter teased.
"Let's just call in the next applicant," muttered Link with a grimace.
"According to this, he's another third-party character."
With a sigh, Link called in the applicant. Entering the room was a middle-aged man with spiked up hair, wore a white t-shirt under a red jacket, blue jeans, yellow lens sunglasses, and was carrying a sword hilt with no blade.
"Name, please?" asked Link.
"The name's Travis Touchdown and my profession is assassin."
The two blond/es gave each other wary looks. &