1000 Fluffy Labcoat BatsConbat paced bloodily back and forth. Rotten dread filled his heart. Worth should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my delicious love, Conbat thought. Where could you be?1000 Fluffy Labcoat Bats3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Worth had been taken hostage by Fluffy Fang, a supervillain who had the city in a state of charming terror. Conbat fainted dead away, like a beautiful unicorn in an iridescent negligee.
When he came to, there was a bump on his wing and the rotten dread had returned. "Worth, my filthy honey bunny," he cried out absurdly. "What is Fluffy Fang doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing
What Fools You Mortals BeAnd then they all got chased by some killer bees.What Fools You Mortals Be3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And then Toni was actually the Giant Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata that was stealing children's brains.
And then Veser became Czar of all of Russia and decreed that everyone should own a pet shark.
And then Conrad flew to the moon and started a colony of immortal chocolate Easter bunnies that would one day take over the world.
And then Hanna and his zombie friend said, "Screw this stupid Victorian Age!" and traveled to the future using a time machine built by Doc Worth which created a tear in the fabric of time and space effectively destroying the universe for all eternity.
Happy ThanksgivingIn America, around this time today (1700 hours EST) many families have either gorged themselves on succulent feasts or are wondering if that damned turkey is ever going to thaw out. Burned rolls are greeted at the table with accepting smiles, and Aunt Mildred's mincemeat pie has once again befuddled the family as to what it's actually made of.Happy Thanksgiving5 years ago in Historical More Like This
Yes, America is once again celebrating that long ago event when Arnold Schwartenegger returned from the future and tried to kill us all and was soundly defeated. No wait... I'm being told it's a celebration steeped in more mystery than that. It observes the s
Top 10: Jesus or SupermanTop 10: Ways of Identifying Jesus or SupermanTop 10: Jesus or Superman4 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Has returned from the dead more than once, and might possibly do so again.
9. Exploits are followed by millions of avid readers for many years.
8. Subject of painful disagreement and arguments among fans.
7. Does good works without expectation of reward.
6. Maintains a tax-free Fortress of Solitude.
5. Was sent to earth to save us all.
4. Shoots heat-beams from eyes.
3. Primary opponent is evil and prefers underground lair.
2. Native language is not English.
1. Has a superb sense of humor and would never hurt the author of a Top 10 list.
HANNA: AND ALL WAS RETARDED~~The Adventure Of The Coyote~~HANNA: AND ALL WAS RETARDED3 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Honno and Zomboi were out for a gay Valentine's walk in a graveyard. As they went, Zomboi rested his hand on Honno's ribcage. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so romantic, Honno was filled with sparkly dread.
"Do you suppose it's rotten here?" he asked gently.
"You dead silly," Zomboi said, tickling Honno with his detachable penis. "It's completely sickening."
Just then, a gross coyote leapt out from behind a bush and decomposed Zomboi in the nipple. "Aaargh!" Zomboi screamed.
Things looked sexy. But Honno, although he was retarded, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a
Editorial DecisionEdward, you LEECH!Editorial Decision4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Youre a stinking DOG, Jacob!
Then the two fell upon each other, snarling and biting, ripping at each others clothes, then flesh. Jacob was the first to clutch Edwards penis and slide it into his mouth, chomping down. Edward followed suit, grasping Jacobs
I tossed the manuscript on my desk before I tossed my cookies. This was hopeless. This was also the best work Id received yet for the newspaper writing contest. I rubbed my eyes, trying to think up yet another new, polite way to say you so utterly suck
Top 10: dA Events in 2029 ADTop 10 DeviantArt Events in the Year 2029Top 10: dA Events in 2029 AD4 years ago in Humorous Tributes More Like This
10. First DeviantArt colony ship reaches Alpha Centauri. DevMeet Centauri scheduled for 2044.
9. Beta Daily Deviations In Your Head feature enabled, and images of zombies riding unicorns are beamed directly into the skulls of major politicians, triggering some very strange new legislation.
8. Twilight/Harry Potter crossover flamewar is finally settled when Stephanie Meyers and J.K. Rowling reveal their intent to marry.
7. Debate rages on about whether clones plagiarizing their owners work is ethical.
6. Network lag issues resolved by sending dA servers back in time 10 minutes.