Jade vs. John Rap Battlethis was such a funny conversation on pesterchumJade vs. John Rap Battle2 years ago in Personal
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i'm jade, obviously
and it's just... i loved this John <3
CEB: i'm the heir of Breath, gonna make some death. no matter what you bring, my winds will knock you dead. i'll always win when it comes to my head. you better watch out because you're about to be thread on this here christmas sled.
CGG: you think your cool, doing the windy thing. but watch out for this magical sting. i got powers fit only for divine eyes, saving sessions, saving the knight of time. i make it happen, save the day. the witch of space can own you any day
CEB: just because you can make things shrink and grow, doesn't mean that i'm all flow. my winds can destroy anything and anyone in it's path, and that includes you. you're just as useless as a bath. i'm the one who everyone loves, so i suggest you back off, little dove.
CGG: wind might touch me at best. but without space, your nothing, yet, you say i'm usless when if you think, without me you'd be dead dear dame
An Emotional Blue: Dave x John==> TG: Give the corniest speech of your life. Be the cheese ball.An Emotional Blue: Dave x John2 years ago in Short Stories
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Fair enough. Taking a deep breath and keeping your head bowed to look at John’s feet, you begin.
“Shit man, where can I even start? This meeting has been long overdue, hasn’t it? It seems like we were able to encounter our lovely ladies, yet not each other. Guess it’s ironic that way. Legit irony. …It’s crazy how much this meeting actually means to me. Not gonna lie, but all four of us being together like this, being fucking gods, and having conquered our failed session is going to be an honor as much as a skeleton to keep in the closet for years to come.
“We met when we were both nine years old, beta testers for this new chat client called Pesterchum. We got each other’s screen names by default, so we started talking. That first time I thought you were one of the dumbest people I ever met. Granted, I hadn’t really met other people besides Bro. I was k