ZaDR - The ParkIt was a sunny Saturday. The air was warm and there was a light breeze. Dib decided to go to the park. And of course, he dragged his favorite little alien along.ZaDR - The Park4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't understand your fascination with plants," Zim commented as he grudgingly walked next to the tall human. "Sure, they're pretty. But they don't really have much purpose "
"Don't have much purpose?" Dib repeated. "Dude, they take in harmful carbon dioxide and emit oxygen. Humans breathe oxygen."
"Oh, right. Wait, this is oxygen we're breathing?" Zim looked surprised by this bit of information. "Huh."
Dib sighed. "Didn't you pay attention in science class for the last " He counted the number of years Zim has been here, "Five years?"
"Nope. I already knew all of it and I BSed the tests." Zim leaned down to examine a bee as it alighted on a flower, sucking out the nectar. A thin film of pollen coated its fat body.
"You know, because of a bee's ratio of wing surface area to body weight, they shouldn't even be able
Pause This Game."Pip?"Pause This Game.6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Nothing. Just making sure you haven't fallen asleep," the raven haired boy said, his eyes still upwards to the sky.
Pip's head fell sideways onto the ground, "Of course not."
Damien averted his eyes to Pip's, and gave him the tiniest smile.
The son of Satan sat up quickly, causing the small British boy to let out a surprised squeak.
Damien laughed, "Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you."
"It's quite alright," Pip said, sitting up, also.
"Well, I was going to give this to you later, but...Here," Damien said, shoving a black box into Pip's hands.
Pip opened the box carefully, and was surprised when it revealed a small necklace with a cross that had Pip's name carved in the middle.
"Um...You do see the irony in this, correct?" Pip questioned.
Damien rolled his eyes, "Yes, yes. Me, being the son of Satan, and giving you a cross. Blah blah blah. That doesn't matter. What matters is, do you like it?"
Pip gave him a very sincere look, "I love it."
That single look was all
SP: Dip - PhilogynyPip lay asleep, curled up to the bare chest of Damien. Damien grinned to himself as he fingered the silky blonde hair of the other boy.SP: Dip - Philogyny6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Damien had never been much of a philogynist. Women were just so damned annoying and they always had something to bitch about.
While Pip had a girlish figure and features; he still retained a certain manliness to him that attracted Damien beyond all reason. He laughed quietly, remembering the day that Pip had confessed to him. It was the same day that he had hurt his ankle and Pip had wrapped it for him.