New Smash Bros Interviews: Meowth"Tell me why we're doing this again," demanded a blonde woman in a blue skin-tight jumpsuit. She did not look happy.
"I already told you, Samus. We've been asked to interview possible new fighters for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.," stated a young blond man dressed in green.
"But why do we have to do this, Link? Couldn't they have gotten someone else?"
"Well since we're part of Nintendo's Generation One, the head honchos thought it'd be best if we handled the interviews. Besides, who would you choose? Captain Falcon? He'd scare away all the applicants!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the swordsman and decided to just get this over with. Pulling out the first application, the intergalactic bounty hunter called the first applicant. In walked in a small cat-like creature that was cream in color, black ears, six whiskers; two on each side if its face and two on top of its head, and a gold c
New Smash Bros Interviews: ZoroarkA small black blur raced into the room and jumped onto the table that Link and Samus were sitting at. Looking at what jumped onto the table, the two blond/es found that it was a small black fox-like Pokémon.New Smash Bros Interviews: Zoroark3 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Is that…a Zorua?” questioned Samus.
“You got that right!”
“Looks like he can talk through telepathy as well,” stated Link, intrigued by the small Pokémon.
“What does he want though?” questioned the bounty hunter.
“I want my Maa to be a Smash Fighter!”
The two blond/es each raised an eyebrow at that. Their unasked question was soon answered when a large bipedal fox-like Pokémon walked into the room. The Pokémon’s fur was black like Zorua’s and had a long mane of red and black fur.
“A Zoroark, huh?” said Link.
“That’s right! Maa here would be great as a fighter! She even fought against Raikou, Entei, and Sui
New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong"That was annoying," complained Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm sure the rest of the interviews will be better. Next!" called out Link.
The door opened and in walked a female chimp, who had long blonde hair and wore a pink top and beret. She looked up at the two and gave them a smile.
"Hey guys. What's up?"
"Hello, Dixie. Now what is your reason for wanting to join Smash Bros.?" questioned Link.
"Aside from the fact that I was supposed to be in Brawl, I feel I can give a lot to the series as a fighter. Plus I can help show that girls can kick butt just as much as the guys. There really should be more girls in the series," replied Dixie with a grin.
Link and Samus raised an eyebrow at her answer. The bounty hunter then returned the grin.
"Good answer. I'll be sending in your application to headquarters."
Link turned to the blonde woman. "You can't send an application solely on that!"
"Yes I can!
New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and CloudSamus was reading the next application to see who was next.New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and Cloud4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Looks like we've got more third-party characters coming in."
"Really? Who?" questioned Link.
Samus grinned as she called in the next applicant. The door opened and in walked two people, both of which surprisingly had spiky hair and bright blue eyes. The taller one was wearing mostly black and his spiky hair was blond. Strapped to his back was a very large sword wrapped in bandages.
The younger one was wearing an outfit that was mostly black with bits of red and yellow and had brown hair. Another thing that set the boy apart from the man was whereas the man looked serious and void of emotion, the boy looked cheerful.
"Hey guys!" greeted the boy.
"Cloud? Sora? You two are here to join SSB?" asked Link.
"Yup! Although Cloud here really doesn't want to, but Tifa's making him," explained Sora. "I'm here as sort of a backup."
"I don't see why I
New Smash Bros Interviews: Final RevealThe day has finally come and multitudes of heroes and villains from across the different worlds were gathered at the Smash Mansion to celebrate. Even those who did not send in an application were there to give their congratulations to those who would make it in. It was time to reveal the final roster of Super Smash Bros. 4.New Smash Bros Interviews: Final Reveal1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“May I have everyone’s attention?” called out Link with a microphone. “It is time for the moment everyone has been waiting for!”
A loud cheer came from the guests as they watched all of the Smash Fighters, past and present, make their way up on stage.
“It’s been a long few years since the interviews have started and now is the time to reveal the newest additions of the Smash Roster!” exclaimed Samus.
Another cheer came from the crowd as the waited for the role call.
“Before we can get to the Newcomers though, it is unfortunate that we make mention of those who were cut from the final roster,
New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan"Hey guys! I need to talk to you about something!" called out a voice from the other side of the door.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What is it, Red?" asked Link as the young Pokémon Trainer came in.
"Well my protégé wants to know if he can be in the next SSB game. Any chance you could interview him?"
Samus let out a sigh. "I guess. Just tell him to keep it short."
Red left the room and then returned with a younger boy. The younger boy had black hair and wore, a red long-sleeved shirt, black shorts, and a yellow and black cap that he wore backwards.
"Yo! The name's Ethan and I want to be in the next SSB game!" exclaimed the boy.
"Uh huh. What do you have to even get as far as you think you will?" questioned Samus.
"Master Red has Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard to help him. I have a similar team to help me," said Ethan as he sent out his Pokémon.
The first was a small green Pokémon that looked like a small d
New Smash Bros Interviews: RosalinaSamus grimaced as the Baby Metroid floated around her head, playing with a pudgy star-like creature. Both were letting out playful squeaking sounds.New Smash Bros Interviews: Rosalina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“They seem to really like each other,” said a soft sounding voice.
The source of the voice was a tall young woman with platinum blonde hair and her right eye completely covered by a large bang. The dress she wore was a pale turquoise in color and her shoes were a sparkling silver color. Atop of her head was a silver crown.
“Rosalina has a point, Samus. They look like they’re on a little play date,” said Link.
Samus gave a side glare to her fellow veteran before turning back to the celestial being. “Let me guess, Rosalina, you’re here to become a Smash Fighter?”
Rosalina gave a nod. “Correct. I wish to join so I may help stop villainy such as Bowser. He has caused much trouble for me in the past.”
“I wouldn’t doubt that. Though
New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra"Ow! Would you stop dragging me? Let go!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up in confusion. That sounded like Toon Link. They then heard another voice.
"Stop being a baby, Link! I want in this little Smash thingy that you're in and you're going to help me!"
That was when the door slammed open and Toon Link was thrown inside. Link and Samus looked to see who threw the alternate hero in, only to find a young tan-skinned girl who looked to be the same age as Toon Link. She had blonde hair tied in a bun atop of her head and her clothing made her look like a pirate.
"Ow " whined Toon Link as he rubbed the bump on his head.
"I didn't throw you that hard," deadpanned the pirate girl. She then noticed Link and Samus. "Hey, Link? Why's this guy dressed like you?"
Toon Link stood up from the ground and turned to his companion. "Tetra, this is Link. I told you about him, remember?"
New Smash Bros Interviews: MidnaA soft knock on the door broke the silence.New Smash Bros Interviews: Midna4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link. When the door opened, he smiled when he saw Zelda walk into the room. "Hey, Zelda!"
Zelda smiled back at her hero. "Hello, Link. I figured since you'd be stuck here all day that you probably haven't had lunch yet, so I brought you something to eat!"
Link's eyes lit up when he saw the basket Zelda held up. "Thanks, Zelda! You're the best!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the two lovebirds. "Get a room, you two."
Link glared at the woman next to him, while Zelda's cheeks became red in embarrassment. That was when there was another knock at the door. Without waiting to be called in though, the door opened and in walked a tall woman with bright orange hair. The two Hylians were surprised to see the woman.
"Midna?! What are you doing here?!" questioned Link, very confused.
"Shouldn't you be back in the Twilight Realm acting as the queen?" asked Zelda,
New Smash Bros Interviews: DaisyLink and Samus’ next interview was a surprise, yet at the same time not. A well-tanned woman in a yellow gown walked into the room with a confidant smile and waited for the interview to begin.New Smash Bros Interviews: Daisy3 years ago in Humor More Like This
“So you wish to become a Smash Fighter, Daisy?” asked Link as he looked at the brunette princess across from him.
“Yup! I want to join and fight alongside my friends, especially Luigi,” stated the tomboy with a laugh.
“Any other reason?” questioned Samus.
Daisy thought about it for a minute or two before she answered. “Well…there is the fact that I feel Peach is a little too much in the spotlight. Plus that one of “costume” of hers that makes her look exactly like me is just plain insulting!”
“So what you really want is to fight against Peach, is that right?” asked the blonde bounty hunter.
“Of course! I could probably win to since all Peach seems to be able to do is get captured all
New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man"Hey guys. How's it going?"New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up from reading applications to see Sonic walk into the room.
"What do you want, Sonic? We're busy here," said Samus, narrowing her eyes at the blue hedgehog.
"I got someone here who wants to get in the next Smash Bros."
"It's not another Sega character is it? We already said no more Sega or Konami characters since you and Snake are already in," explained Link.
"He's not from Sega or Konami," replied Sonic with a smirk. "Let me go get him."
With that, Sonic left to retrieve the next applicant. When the Sega mascot returned, Link and Samus were very surprised. Standing before them was one of the most well-known video game characters of all time. It was the Blue Bomber himself, Mega Man.
"Hello," greeted the robot with a smile.
"Mega Man? You want to join as a Smash Fighter?" questioned Samus.
"That's right! As to why…I just really need this."
Link and Samus glanced at each other; having a f
New Smash Bros Interviews: DLC Reveal Chapter 3Lucina was running as fast as she could, trying to escape her pursuer. Hiding behind a tree to catch her breath, she thought back to how this began. All she was doing was training and then the pink-shelled Koopa started to attack her with his explosive cannon.New Smash Bros Interviews: DLC Reveal Chapter 34 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Come out, little girl. I didn’t think you were such a coward,” laughed Roy Koopa as he kept an eye out for his target.
The blue-haired girl from the future gritted her teeth in anger. If it weren’t for flying contraption he was riding she’d have taken care of him by now. She had to get out of here and find some reinforcements.
‘But how do I go about getting out of here?’ thought Lucina. ‘I need to distract him somehow.’
Looking around, the girl found a small rock nearby. Quietly, she reached for it and picked it up. Once in her hand, she threw the rock towards her right where it hit a tree a good distance away.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Brendan and MayThe next applicant had arrived and this time it was a two-for-one. The first one was a young boy with somewhat long white hair that was held out of his face by a green headband. The other was a young girl brown hair and wore a green bandana on her head.New Smash Bros Interviews: Brendan and May3 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Hey! The name’s Brendan and I’m here to try out for the next Smash Bros.,” said the boy as he introduced himself.
“And I’m May. I’d also like to try out,” said the girl with a smile.
“Alright then. Judging by your appearances, I’m going to assume you’re both Pokémon Trainers? Mind showing us the Pokémon you would be using?” questioned Link.
With a smirk, Brendan took out a Poké Ball and sent out his Pokémon. It was a large, blue, axolotl-like Pokémon with two orange gills protruding from his cheeks.
“Swampert!” roared the Pokémon.
May sent out her Pokémon n
New Smash Bros Interviews: HadesLink and Samus gave the grotesque looking man before them a blank look, wondering why he of all people was even there.New Smash Bros Interviews: Hades2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“I see that I’ve rendered you two mortals speechless. Not surprising considering how great I am,” laughed the man.
“…It’s more that we’re just surprised as to why you are here, Hades,” said Link. “We just figured this would be beneath you is all.”
An evil smirk snaked its way onto Hades’ face. “True, this is beneath me, but from what I’ve seen the roster could use more evil. Ganondorf and Bowser have been doing a horrible job and someone needs to show them how it’s done.”
The two blond/es gulped at that. Ganondorf was one of the most evil villains in the Smash Universe and it was a scary thought that there might be someone much more dangerous out there.
‘This will not end well for anyone if he gets in,’ thought Link as he glared at Hades.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Hello? Is this thing on?”
“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.
“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare. He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”
“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.
Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of the Smash Manor, waiting for the results. Up on the stage stood Link, Samus, and all of the other official Smash Fighters.
“That’s right, but keep in mind that the entire roster hasn’t been revealed yet. So if you’re name hasn’t been called that does not mean you did not get in,” explained
New Smash Bros Interviews: Palutena“No, Lady Palutena! You can’t do this!”New Smash Bros Interviews: Palutena2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Now, now, Pit. You don’t need to be worried.”
“But Lady Palutena!”
Link, Mei Ling, and Pikachu glanced at each other, wondering what was going on. They were going to get their answer when the door opened and in walked Palutena, who was easily dragging in Pit as the angel boy had his arms wrapped around her waist as a way to stop her. He looked a lot like a child clinging to his mother.
“Uh…may I ask what’s going on?” asked Link, a confused look on his face.
The Goddess of Light let out an embarrassed giggle. “Sorry, but it seems that Pit doesn’t want me to become a Smash Fighter.”
“But you could get hurt if you do!” exclaimed Pit.
The woman merely ran her hand through the boy’s hair and gave him a reassuring smile. “As I said, Pit, you don’t need to worry. I’m not a damsel-in-distress anymor
New Smash Bros Interviews: Amazon Pandora“So this is where the party is being held. Looks like I made it just in time,” spoke a somewhat sarcastic voice.New Smash Bros Interviews: Amazon Pandora2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Turning to the door, Samus had to frown at the smirking blue-haired woman standing there. The bounty hunter could already tell this was not going to end well.
“Can we help you with something, Miss?” questioned Link.
“I would think so. My name is Pandora and I am here to become one of those Smash Fighters. I figured the roster could use someone like me.”
“And just why would you think that?” questioned Samus, crossing her arms under her breasts.
Pandora only smirked. “Someone of my beauty could bring in more fans, especially since there’s no one else as beautiful as I am on the roster.”
Samus’ eye started to twitch in annoyance. “What was that?”
“Face it, Blondie, you’re past your prime when it comes to your looks. Though that is to be expected with a m
New Smash Bros Interviews: Little MacThe next applicant entered the room to start the interview. He was a little on the short side and had black hair that spiked forward in the front. He wore a black tank top, green trunks, and green boxing gloves.New Smash Bros Interviews: Little Mac3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Following behind the teen was a heavyset dark-skinned man, who was wearing a red track jacket and blue sweatpants.
“Hey, Little Mac, Doc. What brings you here?” asked Link.
“Hehe, I’m here to see if I could possibly get promoted from being an Assist Trophy to a Smash Fighter,” replied Mac.
“That’s right! My boy Mac has what it takes to be a Smash Fighter!” exclaimed Doc Louis, placing his hands on Mac’s shoulders.
“He does pack a punch, I’ll give him that,” said Samus, remembering when she took a punch during a match after the young boxer was summoned.
“What I tell ya! You won’t regret it if ya put Mac in the next SSB!”
Mac let out an embarrassed laugh.
New Smash Bros Interviews: DLC Reveal Chapter 4Link, Samus, and Little Mac stood there wide-eyed, surprised to see the visitors that had come to the Mansion.New Smash Bros Interviews: DLC Reveal Chapter 44 months ago in Humor More Like This
“Don’t act too surprised now! This was bound to happen,” laughed the blond of the visiting group.
The pear-shaped woman of the visitors rolled her eyes. “Ken, you were just as surprised when Ryu got the invite. Don’t act like you knew from the start.”
Ken gave off a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment as Chun-Li scolded him. He then turned to his best friend. “What about you, Ryu? Happy to be here?”
“I must admit, I did not think I would get this chance, what with Mega Man already being here,” replied the wandering warrior.
“I think everyone had that thought process,” added Samus as she crossed her arms under her breasts.
“But I am glad to be here. My wish is still the same; to test my skills against the fighters of other worlds!”
New Smash Bros Interviews: Saki AmamiyaLink and Samus looked at the young blond teen, who stood across the table from them. He wore a yellow t-shirt, black shorts, and strapped to his side was futuristic gun.New Smash Bros Interviews: Saki Amamiya4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"So you want to get promoted from being an Assist Trophy to a Smash Fighter, Saki?" asked Link.
"Yes, sir. I am not afraid of taking on such a responsibility and I know I can handle anything that comes my way," replied Saki.
"You do realized that it might not happen since you are an Assist Trophy, right?" questioned Samus.
"I thought of that, but I see it like this; Charizard was a Poké Ball Pokémon for the first two games and became a fighter in Brawl, so there is a chance that I or some of the other Assist Trophies can become fighters in the next game."
"That makes sense," said Link, agreeing with that logic.
"Out of curiosity, what do your friends think of this decision?" questioned Samus.
"Let me rephrase, what does Airan think of your decision?" asked Samus, this time
New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and LucinaLink and Samus looked at the blue-haired man standing across from them. His arms crossed across his chest and an air of authority and leadership surrounding him. Standing next to the man was a young woman, with long blue hair, also seemed to have an air of authority and leadership around her.New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and Lucina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“You’re Chrom, right?” asked Link as he looked at the application.
“And this would be…?” questioned the Hylian, turning to the woman.
“This is Lucina…my daughter,” replied the leader of The Shepherds.
This shocked Samus. “Daughter?! She looks to be the same age as you!”
“…Time travel?” questioned Link.
Lucina let out a gasp. “How did you know?”
The Hylian swordsman let out a laugh. “I’ve had some experience with it. So why is it that you two wish to become Smash Fighters?”
“I had heard that Marth is one. I wish to
New Smash Bros Interviews: Amaterasu"When can we go home?" asked Samus, leaning back in her chair.New Smash Bros Interviews: Amaterasu3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"When we finish all of these interviews," replied Link, shuffling through the applications.
Samus let out a groan. Wanting to get these interviews done, she called for the next applicant. The door opened and soon walked in was a white wolf. What made the canine even more intriguing were the red markings on its fur and the round looking object strapped to its back.
Link and Samus had blanks on their faces as they looked at the wolf. Samus was the one to speak up. "This is out next applicant? A wolf?"
"Hey! Ammy is no ordinary wolf!" cried a small voice.
The next thing Link and Samus knew was that a little glowing speck bounced from the wolf and onto the desk.
"Great. This wolf has fleas," growled Samus as she glared at the bug.
"I'm no flea! The name's Issun and I'm here to try and get Ammy here into the next SSB game!"
Link looked toward
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 3The crowd roared in anticipation for the upcoming match. In the ring, in opposite corners, stood Donkey Kong and his opponent.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 32 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Okay, Mac! You got this! You beat DK once before and you can do it again!" exclaimed Doc Louis, trying to pump up Little Mac, the newest addition to the Smash roster.
Stepping up to the middle of the ring was Mario, decked out in his referee outfit.
"Alrighty! Today is-a the rematch you have all-a been waiting for! In-a the red corner, hailing all-a the way from Donkey Kong Island, Donkey Kong!"
"Oh yeah!" exclaimed the large ape before he started to pound on his chest.
"And in-a the green corner, hailing from Bronx, New York, Little Mac!"
"Ha ha!" laughed the seventeen-year-old as he took in the crowd's cheering.
Up in the VIP section, most of the other Smash Fighters were watching on.
"So what exactly is this boxing anyway?" asked Marth.
"Basically it's a sport where two competitors step into a squared ring and start pu
New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy"Move it! Step aside! Heroes coming through!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus sweatdropped at the loud voice coming from the lobby. The door slammed open and scuttling in were to small figures. One was a yellow star and the other was an orange clam.
"Nyai!" exclaimed the little star, waving his stubby arm in hello at Link and Samus.
"Yo! The name's Moe and I'm here to be Starfy's translator!" exclaimed the clam.
"So we have another Assist Trophy wanting to become a fighter," said Samus with a sigh.
"Hey! Starfy here was supposed to be a fighter in Brawl! But instead got demoted to bein' an Assist Trophy! Ain't that right, Starfy?"
Moe turned to his friend only to find the little star was asleep. Moe could feel his eye twitch.
"Looks like he could care less," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wake up, Starfy!" bellowed Moe.
"Wah!" cried Starfy at being woken up abruptly.
"Here I am tryin' to get ya a bigger role that
New Smash Bros Interviews: Kite and BlackRose“Well this is interesting.”New Smash Bros Interviews: Kite and BlackRose2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“What is?” asked Samus, turning to the swordsman.
“This next applicant. He’s a third-party character and apparently the only Nintendo console he’s ever been on is the 3DS in the upcoming Project X Zone,” explained Link.
Samus was silent for a moment before she spoke up. “Can…can that even count towards the possibility of becoming a Smash Fighter?”
“I guess. Let’s just call him in.”
Doing as he said, Link called in the next applicant. The applicant who walked into the room was a green-haired teen with strange markings on his face. His clothes, mostly red and orange in color, were also a strange design. Along with the boy was a teen girl about the same age as the boy. She had dark skin, short pink hair, and her clothes were most revealing. Strapped to her back was a massive looking sword.
“Hello, my name is Kite,” sa