New Smash Bros Interviews: Meowth"Tell me why we're doing this again," demanded a blonde woman in a blue skin-tight jumpsuit. She did not look happy.
"I already told you, Samus. We've been asked to interview possible new fighters for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.," stated a young blond man dressed in green.
"But why do we have to do this, Link? Couldn't they have gotten someone else?"
"Well since we're part of Nintendo's Generation One, the head honchos thought it'd be best if we handled the interviews. Besides, who would you choose? Captain Falcon? He'd scare away all the applicants!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the swordsman and decided to just get this over with. Pulling out the first application, the intergalactic bounty hunter called the first applicant. In walked in a small cat-like creature that was cream in color, black ears, six whiskers; two on each side if its face and two on top of its head, and a gold c
New Smash Bros Interviews: ZoroarkA small black blur raced into the room and jumped onto the table that Link and Samus were sitting at. Looking at what jumped onto the table, the two blond/es found that it was a small black fox-like Pokémon.New Smash Bros Interviews: Zoroark2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Is that…a Zorua?” questioned Samus.
“You got that right!”
“Looks like he can talk through telepathy as well,” stated Link, intrigued by the small Pokémon.
“What does he want though?” questioned the bounty hunter.
“I want my Maa to be a Smash Fighter!”
The two blond/es each raised an eyebrow at that. Their unasked question was soon answered when a large bipedal fox-like Pokémon walked into the room. The Pokémon’s fur was black like Zorua’s and had a long mane of red and black fur.
“A Zoroark, huh?” said Link.
“That’s right! Maa here would be great as a fighter! She even fought against Raikou, Entei, and Sui
New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and CloudSamus was reading the next application to see who was next.New Smash Bros Interviews: Sora and Cloud3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Looks like we've got more third-party characters coming in."
"Really? Who?" questioned Link.
Samus grinned as she called in the next applicant. The door opened and in walked two people, both of which surprisingly had spiky hair and bright blue eyes. The taller one was wearing mostly black and his spiky hair was blond. Strapped to his back was a very large sword wrapped in bandages.
The younger one was wearing an outfit that was mostly black with bits of red and yellow and had brown hair. Another thing that set the boy apart from the man was whereas the man looked serious and void of emotion, the boy looked cheerful.
"Hey guys!" greeted the boy.
"Cloud? Sora? You two are here to join SSB?" asked Link.
"Yup! Although Cloud here really doesn't want to, but Tifa's making him," explained Sora. "I'm here as sort of a backup."
"I don't see why I
New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong"That was annoying," complained Samus.New Smash Bros Interviews: Dixie Kong3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm sure the rest of the interviews will be better. Next!" called out Link.
The door opened and in walked a female chimp, who had long blonde hair and wore a pink top and beret. She looked up at the two and gave them a smile.
"Hey guys. What's up?"
"Hello, Dixie. Now what is your reason for wanting to join Smash Bros.?" questioned Link.
"Aside from the fact that I was supposed to be in Brawl, I feel I can give a lot to the series as a fighter. Plus I can help show that girls can kick butt just as much as the guys. There really should be more girls in the series," replied Dixie with a grin.
Link and Samus raised an eyebrow at her answer. The bounty hunter then returned the grin.
"Good answer. I'll be sending in your application to headquarters."
Link turned to the blonde woman. "You can't send an application solely on that!"
"Yes I can!
New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan"Hey guys! I need to talk to you about something!" called out a voice from the other side of the door.New Smash Bros Interviews: Ethan3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What is it, Red?" asked Link as the young Pokémon Trainer came in.
"Well my protégé wants to know if he can be in the next SSB game. Any chance you could interview him?"
Samus let out a sigh. "I guess. Just tell him to keep it short."
Red left the room and then returned with a younger boy. The younger boy had black hair and wore, a red long-sleeved shirt, black shorts, and a yellow and black cap that he wore backwards.
"Yo! The name's Ethan and I want to be in the next SSB game!" exclaimed the boy.
"Uh huh. What do you have to even get as far as you think you will?" questioned Samus.
"Master Red has Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard to help him. I have a similar team to help me," said Ethan as he sent out his Pokémon.
The first was a small green Pokémon that looked like a small d
New Smash Bros Interviews: MidnaA soft knock on the door broke the silence.New Smash Bros Interviews: Midna3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come in!" called out Link. When the door opened, he smiled when he saw Zelda walk into the room. "Hey, Zelda!"
Zelda smiled back at her hero. "Hello, Link. I figured since you'd be stuck here all day that you probably haven't had lunch yet, so I brought you something to eat!"
Link's eyes lit up when he saw the basket Zelda held up. "Thanks, Zelda! You're the best!"
Samus rolled her eyes at the two lovebirds. "Get a room, you two."
Link glared at the woman next to him, while Zelda's cheeks became red in embarrassment. That was when there was another knock at the door. Without waiting to be called in though, the door opened and in walked a tall woman with bright orange hair. The two Hylians were surprised to see the woman.
"Midna?! What are you doing here?!" questioned Link, very confused.
"Shouldn't you be back in the Twilight Realm acting as the queen?" asked Zelda,
New Smash Bros Interviews: Final RevealThe day has finally come and multitudes of heroes and villains from across the different worlds were gathered at the Smash Mansion to celebrate. Even those who did not send in an application were there to give their congratulations to those who would make it in. It was time to reveal the final roster of Super Smash Bros. 4.New Smash Bros Interviews: Final Reveal4 months ago in Humor More Like This
“May I have everyone’s attention?” called out Link with a microphone. “It is time for the moment everyone has been waiting for!”
A loud cheer came from the guests as they watched all of the Smash Fighters, past and present, make their way up on stage.
“It’s been a long few years since the interviews have started and now is the time to reveal the newest additions of the Smash Roster!” exclaimed Samus.
Another cheer came from the crowd as the waited for the role call.
“Before we can get to the Newcomers though, it is unfortunate that we make mention of those who were cut from the final roster,
New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra"Ow! Would you stop dragging me? Let go!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Tetra3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up in confusion. That sounded like Toon Link. They then heard another voice.
"Stop being a baby, Link! I want in this little Smash thingy that you're in and you're going to help me!"
That was when the door slammed open and Toon Link was thrown inside. Link and Samus looked to see who threw the alternate hero in, only to find a young tan-skinned girl who looked to be the same age as Toon Link. She had blonde hair tied in a bun atop of her head and her clothing made her look like a pirate.
"Ow " whined Toon Link as he rubbed the bump on his head.
"I didn't throw you that hard," deadpanned the pirate girl. She then noticed Link and Samus. "Hey, Link? Why's this guy dressed like you?"
Toon Link stood up from the ground and turned to his companion. "Tetra, this is Link. I told you about him, remember?"
New Smash Bros Interviews: VictiniLink and Samus waited for the next applicant to arrive. They didn’t have to wait long as the door opened, but to their confusion it was just Lucario.New Smash Bros Interviews: Victini2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Uh, is there something we can do for you, Lucario?” asked the Hylian.
The Aura Pokémon let out a sigh. “No. I am just here as a translator.”
The two veterans each raised eyebrow at that and soon got their answer in the form of a small yellow and red Pokémon with large blue eyes and small wings that made up its tail.
“…What is that and why does it look like an apple rabbit?” questioned Samus, giving the small Pokémon a strange look.
Lucario crossed his arms just under the spike protruding from his chest. “This would be Victini…and she wishes to become a Smash Fighter.”
“…Wait, what? That thing wants to become a Smash Fighter? It’s a she?!” questioned Link, surprised by this.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man"Hey guys. How's it going?"New Smash Bros Interviews: Mega Man2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus looked up from reading applications to see Sonic walk into the room.
"What do you want, Sonic? We're busy here," said Samus, narrowing her eyes at the blue hedgehog.
"I got someone here who wants to get in the next Smash Bros."
"It's not another Sega character is it? We already said no more Sega or Konami characters since you and Snake are already in," explained Link.
"He's not from Sega or Konami," replied Sonic with a smirk. "Let me go get him."
With that, Sonic left to retrieve the next applicant. When the Sega mascot returned, Link and Samus were very surprised. Standing before them was one of the most well-known video game characters of all time. It was the Blue Bomber himself, Mega Man.
"Hello," greeted the robot with a smile.
"Mega Man? You want to join as a Smash Fighter?" questioned Samus.
"That's right! As to why…I just really need this."
Link and Samus glanced at each other; having a f
New Smash Bros Interviews: KrystalThere was a soft knock at the door that got Link and Samus’ attention.New Smash Bros Interviews: Krystal2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Come in,” called out the bounty hunter.
The door opened and in walked a blue-furred vixen, who was wearing a skintight blue jumpsuit.
“Hey, Krystal. If you’re looking for Fox he should be down the hall in the cafeteria,” said Link.
“Actually, I’m here to apply as a Smash Fighter,” stated Krystal, a slight Estuary English accent in her voice.
Samus gave her a smirk. “I was wondering when you would come down and apply, Krystal. If anyone deserves a spot, it’s you.”
The vixen let out a soft laugh. “Thank you, Samus.”
“Any particular reason for joining?” asked Link.
A frown set upon Krystal’s face. “I wish to join so I may prove to Fox that I am capable of taking care of myself.
Link looked confused at this. “Huh?”
Samus of course rolled her eyes at her fellow blond’s density.
New Smash Bros Interviews: RosalinaSamus grimaced as the Baby Metroid floated around her head, playing with a pudgy star-like creature. Both were letting out playful squeaking sounds.New Smash Bros Interviews: Rosalina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“They seem to really like each other,” said a soft sounding voice.
The source of the voice was a tall young woman with platinum blonde hair and her right eye completely covered by a large bang. The dress she wore was a pale turquoise in color and her shoes were a sparkling silver color. Atop of her head was a silver crown.
“Rosalina has a point, Samus. They look like they’re on a little play date,” said Link.
Samus gave a side glare to her fellow veteran before turning back to the celestial being. “Let me guess, Rosalina, you’re here to become a Smash Fighter?”
Rosalina gave a nod. “Correct. I wish to join so I may help stop villainy such as Bowser. He has caused much trouble for me in the past.”
“I wouldn’t doubt that. Though
New Smash Bros Interviews: Amazon Pandora“So this is where the party is being held. Looks like I made it just in time,” spoke a somewhat sarcastic voice.New Smash Bros Interviews: Amazon Pandora1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Turning to the door, Samus had to frown at the smirking blue-haired woman standing there. The bounty hunter could already tell this was not going to end well.
“Can we help you with something, Miss?” questioned Link.
“I would think so. My name is Pandora and I am here to become one of those Smash Fighters. I figured the roster could use someone like me.”
“And just why would you think that?” questioned Samus, crossing her arms under her breasts.
Pandora only smirked. “Someone of my beauty could bring in more fans, especially since there’s no one else as beautiful as I am on the roster.”
Samus’ eye started to twitch in annoyance. “What was that?”
“Face it, Blondie, you’re past your prime when it comes to your looks. Though that is to be expected with a m
New Smash Bros Interviews: HadesLink and Samus gave the grotesque looking man before them a blank look, wondering why he of all people was even there.New Smash Bros Interviews: Hades1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“I see that I’ve rendered you two mortals speechless. Not surprising considering how great I am,” laughed the man.
“…It’s more that we’re just surprised as to why you are here, Hades,” said Link. “We just figured this would be beneath you is all.”
An evil smirk snaked its way onto Hades’ face. “True, this is beneath me, but from what I’ve seen the roster could use more evil. Ganondorf and Bowser have been doing a horrible job and someone needs to show them how it’s done.”
The two blond/es gulped at that. Ganondorf was one of the most evil villains in the Smash Universe and it was a scary thought that there might be someone much more dangerous out there.
‘This will not end well for anyone if he gets in,’ thought Link as he glared at Hades.
As Celestia Is My WitnessSome days it never stopped. It could go on and on, filling every waking moment until the seconds groaned under the strain. Celestia grit her teeth. Her pen spun slowly around and around, pressing down hard in a slow grinding motion against the antique mahogany table. A thin line of smoke rose angrily from its tip, and her eyes were narrow slits glaring hellfire at the back of the room as if she could burn a hole right through the polished marble.As Celestia Is My Witness3 years ago in Humor More Like This
With a long, deep breath she refocused her gaze on the reports in front of her, making a new valiant effort to get everything sorted out before the midday meeting.
" seventy million for the Royal Conservatory in the coming"
(As Celestia is his witness, Jade Wing is going to tell her [Dream Catcher] how he feels next time they meet!)
Oh, sure he will. Just like he did yesterday? And last Friday?
"year, a reduction of"
(So help him Celestia, Sheriff Silverstar is going to clean up this town!)
Good luck, sheriff.
Lyra's gift and Bon-Bon's curseLyra's gift and Bon-Bons curse.Lyra's gift and Bon-Bon's curse3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Characters and places in this story belong to Hasbro and its respective parties.
Lyra was annoyed, she didn't know that the 'Hearts desire' would be 50 bits. But she needed that hearts desire, it had the exact right number of petals, she needed it for the spell. She bit the bridal, "Fine just give the damn flower" Lyra said as she passed 50 bits to Daisy. "Thanks so much Lyra, I've been trying to get rid of this blasted thing for over a month" The light cream pony stated, a smile on her lips.
"Yeah, yeah." Lyra grunted, this was starting to get tiresome. 'I mean it's not like it's anything new, I mean for the love of Celestria, it's over five hundred years old.' Lyra hated this, why did everypony have to know. It should have been just between her and Bon-Bon, an announcement was meant for later. 'Damn that Pinkie Pie' Lyra thought evilly 'And damn her pinky sense too'. It was as Lyra internally monologging
Why does everybody hate Peach?Me and my younger sister, Erica, have both noticed that tons of people seem to hate Peach for so many little reasons and most of them aren't even true. The following reasons I've heard are listed below:Why does everybody hate Peach?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Peach is ugly. Peach is an idiot. Peach is fat. Peach is a slut. Peach's kidnapping is her own fault.
And let's not forget the whole "Peach is a Mary-Sue" crap. Now how about I start explaining this stuff.
PEACH IS UGLY
How is she ugly? I just think she looks like the average adorable princess from a popular video game series. This is usually the reason why people think she ugly. You've got to remember that the main target audience for the Super Mario Bros are the little kids. Do you really think any little kid would even bother to care about the graphics? The only time this question would be answered with a yes is if the graphics are hard to see. Well actually, there's that and also because of the way her dress is designed. The puffy sleeves and the ballgown skirt make her look like an
Creepy Animal Crossing Villages you should visitUpdated 29/03/14 18:01pm 6:01pm 2600-0218-7298: Aika/Aika Village- The most well-known creepy dream town. Unravel a story about a little girl and her doll.2600-1856-4772: Hitogui- You can dress yourself up as a police officer or a bride while investigating what happened here. If you have the appetite. 2100-0784-7385: ????- Explore the town to uncover the memories of a dead girl.1900-0190-0083: Hirasawa(?)- The central theme of this town is North Korea; specifically Japan’s attitude towards it.3200-0330-2755: ????-A town of artists with a grisly secret.1300-0108-1523: LSD- Not so much creepy as it is hilariously bizarre.Kotori Bako (Baby bird/Bird cage)Creepy Animal Crossing Villages you should visit11 months ago in Personal More Like This
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New Smash Bros Interviews: DaisyLink and Samus’ next interview was a surprise, yet at the same time not. A well-tanned woman in a yellow gown walked into the room with a confidant smile and waited for the interview to begin.New Smash Bros Interviews: Daisy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“So you wish to become a Smash Fighter, Daisy?” asked Link as he looked at the brunette princess across from him.
“Yup! I want to join and fight alongside my friends, especially Luigi,” stated the tomboy with a laugh.
“Any other reason?” questioned Samus.
Daisy thought about it for a minute or two before she answered. “Well…there is the fact that I feel Peach is a little too much in the spotlight. Plus that one of “costume” of hers that makes her look exactly like me is just plain insulting!”
“So what you really want is to fight against Peach, is that right?” asked the blonde bounty hunter.
“Of course! I could probably win to since all Peach seems to be able to do is get captured all
New Smash Bros Interviews: Escargoon“Pika?”New Smash Bros Interviews: Escargoon1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“I know, Pikachu. This is very confusing,” said Mei Ling as she and the Mouse Pokémon read the next application.
“What’s so confusing about it?” asked Link.
Mei Ling handed the paper over to the swordsman. As Link read the paper he gained a blank look.
“Do you recognize the applicant, Link?” questioned Mei Ling. “Even with all of the intel I have I don’t recognize him.”
Link didn’t say and anything and just called in the applicant. The applicant who came in was a large snail-like creature that was lavender in color and had a green shell. Unlike real snails though, this one had arms and tufts of hair that acted as a moustache and a beard.
“What are you doing here, Escargoon?” questioned Link, giving the snail a deadpan look.
“What does it look like, elf? I’m here to join as a Smash Fighter to get back at King Dedede for everything he
Michael Morones (A bullied 11 Year Old Brony) :(I swear, what kind of world are we living in? What is up with bullying now these days? People say that bullying is part of growing up, well guess what? NOT ANYMORE!!!!Michael Morones (A bullied 11 Year Old Brony) :(1 year ago in Personal More Like This
You bronies need to read this: http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-of-an-adoption/2014/02/11-yr-old-boy-bullied-for-being-a-brony-fighting-for-life-after-suicide-attempt-how-you-can-help/
I cannot believe an 11 year old boy (He is so young) would kill himself just because anti-bronies, bullies or whoever would bullied him for liking MLP: FiM. I f**king swear, bullying really makes me lose faith in my generation. I am really starting to lose faith already with my generation... Bullying really needs to be outlawed or something, and I hope those people who bullied Michael Morones are in jail now because they deserve it.
I know bullying has been around forever, but ever since (The 2010s) it has gotten a whole hell lot worse than it was before. Now kids who do get bullied end up killing themselves, they become gothic and
New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy"Move it! Step aside! Heroes coming through!"New Smash Bros Interviews: Starfy3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Link and Samus sweatdropped at the loud voice coming from the lobby. The door slammed open and scuttling in were to small figures. One was a yellow star and the other was an orange clam.
"Nyai!" exclaimed the little star, waving his stubby arm in hello at Link and Samus.
"Yo! The name's Moe and I'm here to be Starfy's translator!" exclaimed the clam.
"So we have another Assist Trophy wanting to become a fighter," said Samus with a sigh.
"Hey! Starfy here was supposed to be a fighter in Brawl! But instead got demoted to bein' an Assist Trophy! Ain't that right, Starfy?"
Moe turned to his friend only to find the little star was asleep. Moe could feel his eye twitch.
"Looks like he could care less," said Samus with a smirk.
"Wake up, Starfy!" bellowed Moe.
"Wah!" cried Starfy at being woken up abruptly.
"Here I am tryin' to get ya a bigger role that
New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and LucinaLink and Samus looked at the blue-haired man standing across from them. His arms crossed across his chest and an air of authority and leadership surrounding him. Standing next to the man was a young woman, with long blue hair, also seemed to have an air of authority and leadership around her.New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and Lucina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“You’re Chrom, right?” asked Link as he looked at the application.
“And this would be…?” questioned the Hylian, turning to the woman.
“This is Lucina…my daughter,” replied the leader of The Shepherds.
This shocked Samus. “Daughter?! She looks to be the same age as you!”
“…Time travel?” questioned Link.
Lucina let out a gasp. “How did you know?”
The Hylian swordsman let out a laugh. “I’ve had some experience with it. So why is it that you two wish to become Smash Fighters?”
“I had heard that Marth is one. I wish to
New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful"No."New Smash Bros Interviews: Cackletta and Fawful3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You know what, Link! I am not interviewing these two! They're so annoying!"
"But Samus, the series needs more villains. At least that's what headquarters said, so we have to interview them."
Samus let out a few grumbles and growls as she called in the next applicants, against her wishes. The door slammed open and with a cackle, an old woman with green skin entered. She had large purple hair that looked like horns and wore purple robes.
Following her was a short man, also with green skin, and wore a red cloak over his body and had think glasses that hid his eyes. He also had a manic grin on his face.
"I have fury! With that fury, I shall spread the mustard of doom and show you the true power of chortles!" exclaimed the short man.
Link and Samus sweatdropped at that.
"Ignore him. I am Cackletta and I hear that you are looking for villains for the next SSB game. Then look n
RemovedRobin was very worried at the moment. Why was he worried? It most likely had to do with the fact that his wife was about to go a hexing spree. He was just glad there were others here to help him stop her should she go through with it.Removed4 months ago in Romance More Like This
“Tharja, please calm down.”
“I am calm,” spoke the dark mage in a colder than normal tone.
“Tharja, I’m sure there is a legitimate reason for this decision.”
“Wasn’t it because they found her attire to be too suggestive for the rating the game got?”
“You are not helping the situation, Samus,” stated the tactician as he cast a side glare towards the smirking bounty hunter.
Tharja also cast Samus a glare. “As if you’re one to speak of such things. You wear a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination.”
Samus didn’t look too concern. “True, but I don’t show off a lot of skin. Personally, I’m on your side on