20 Ways to Harass the Volturi1.Run around in Voltaire screaming, Theyre vampires! Theyre all vampires!20 Ways to Harass the Volturi7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2.Tell them Jane is making an army of newborns and must destroyed.
3.Bring Jacob to their palace.
4.Whenever Aro touches you, think, Aro is ugly. Aro is ugly.
5.Tell them that Bella is still human.
6.Throw things at them. Preferably rotten food.
7.Wear a long black cape in public. All the time.
8.Wear plastic fangs and hiss at people in the street. While your wearing your long black cape.
9.Write a pamphlet about why the Volturi are evil and why they should be publicly humiliated. Hand it out in the street near their palace. Include directions on finding their palace.
10.Go on a tour of Voltaire. In the middle of the tour, start yelling out, No! I dont want to die! Get away from me, vampire!
11.Organize an angry mob to storm the Volturi palace. Provide the pitchforks.
12.When they make ominous comments, say, Sure. Sure you will. Make sure to roll e
16Ways To Annoy Marcus VolturiThe 16 Ways to annoy Marcus Volturi16Ways To Annoy Marcus Volturi6 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.Tell him he looks like a chick
2.For his birthday, get him a pushup bra make sure its pink
3.When he doesnt wear the pushup bra, sew it on the front of his black cloak
4.When he doesnt talk for the longest time, stare at him
5.When he asks you what your doing, just keep staring at him. Then when he asks you again say, Im being you
6.Post pictures of him in a pink towel up on the walls of the Volturi
7.If he closes his eyes, slap him and tell him your offended
8.If he walks behind one of his brothers tell him not to get any ideas
9.Give him a pig for his birthday
10.When he asks you whats it for, tell him it made you think of him
11.If he isnt talking, kick him and say, Shut up Marcus! Im trying to listen here!
12.On his birthday, take him to church. When he says he cant go yell, SATAN!