Herr Major's past
Hellsing: Birth of a monster, Major's untold story
Schrodinger and Major stood atop the Deus Ex Machina.
"You are a sadistic man."
"You haff no idea varrent officer."
Schrodinger tilted his head to the side. He had never known too much about his insane boss. The only two facts he could pin down were, he liked war and food, despite the fact he was a cyborg.
"How did you join ze nazis Herr Major?"
"Hmm, vell I suppose it could go back to mien childhood. Mien name vas Montanna Max, later dubbed 'Mad' Montanna Max by mien commanding officer. Mien papa died of alcohal poisoning in mien parent's room vhen I vas young."
Major adjusted his glasses and chuckled.
"Only later did I find out mien mutter vas a filzy vhore. She vas cheating on mien papa even before he died, in ze very same bed no less! So vone night I found mien papa's old gun."
Major slid an old german luger out of his pocket.
"Zis ist ze very same gun. Zat night I showed no mercy tvards zat vhore. Und I felt nozing vhen I did
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"Oh?" Alucard grinned. Things were about
to get very interesting. Hans sat up in
his bed. He had a nagging sensation in
the back of his head. He followed it out
into the hall up to Seras' room. It wasnt
coming from her room but rather past it.
Hans remembered Seras' words of caution
about her Master's end of the hall. 'Ist
zis how Alucard summons people to his room?'
Hans was curious so he followed the feeling
to Alucard's door. Hans gave a few light taps
on the door. The door slowly creaked open on
its own. Hans was a tad bit creeped out by this.
Hans cautiously moved into the room, all
senses on high aleart. Hans looked around
the room. He walked up to Alucard's throne.
It was empty. He glanced behind the throne
to see Alucard's coffin. He couldnt help but
wonder if Alucard was asleep at the moment and
also wondered if it was safe should he accidentally
wake the no-life king. Hans walked over to the
coffin and read the text. 'A bird of Hermes ist
mien name, eating mien vings to
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"My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
Friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recr
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It was routine really. Alucard and his always cheery fledgeling Seras Victoria
were sent out on a mission to deal with a rouge. Today Alucard the no-life king
was in a sour mood. Why? Was it the fact he had to tear appart another of his
kind? No. It was his flegeling. Seras was way to cheery for the ancient
vampire's taste. But that he could handle. What really set him on edge was the
way she pittifully clung to her humanity. She was a median for christ's sake!
She should be acting like his brides and daughters did back in the old days. But
there really wasn't anything he could do. They simply strolled side by side to
their destination. Once they arrived Alucard was nearly salivating like a wild
dog. Both vamps stood infront of a raggity old house. The roof was partially
caved in and most of the windows shattered. But what really grabbed the midian's
attention was the fact the place reeked of blood. Alucard smiled evilly like he
usually did and knocked politely on the door as if