MLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter IMLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MY LITTLE PONY: EYES AND HOURGLASSES
Chapter I: "Mail Call"
Written by Diane N. Tran
Derpy Hooves was Ponyville's neighbourhood mail-mare. When she was first hired for this job, there was a great deal sniggering all over Cloudsdale for hiring the ridiculous, little cross-eyed pegasus. Luckily for her, looks can be deceiving and, in time, she became the best mail-mare that Ponyville ever had.
Letter by letter, parcel by parcel, she would work her way from one end of town to the other, zipping from house to house, building by building, slipping envelopes into each mail-box and each mail-slot, and waving to each pony she passed by. Through rain, wind, or shine, she was there every morning without fail and one thing she always prided herself on was never being late and, today, she was ahead of schedule. If she kept this up, she might treat herself with muffins at Sugarcube Corner a dozen<
My Little Pony-Beast Wars: Predator's Moon Ch. 1-2My Little Pony-Beast Wars: Predator's Moon Ch. 1-23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Transformers: Beast Wars Crossover
By Atomic Chinchilla
Such Stuff as Nightmares are Made On
Rampage continued to twist and wrench at Blackarachnia's head with his mammoth pincer. She could hear the sound of her own metal straining and cracking, about to give way
"I wonder," the crab mused, "If I pry off your head and squeeze your body, will all your insides come streaming out like a tube of toothpaste?"
"You won't get to find out, creep!" a voice called from the sky. Golden plasma discs flew down from above and rained onto the clustered Predacons, scattering them in the blasts. Tarantulas landed on top of Waspinator, the Alien sphere falling from his grasp to the dirt. Rampage chucked Blackarachnia aside like a rag doll and looked up just in time for the flying Transmetal manta ray to launch another salvo of energy discs into his back.
"Depth Charge: Maximize!" The manta ray transformed into Dep
Dashie and Derpy Misadventures: Apology CakeDashie and Derpy Misadventures: Apology Cake3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Dashie and Derpy in: Apology Cake
Rainbow Dash and Derpy are flying home after a sending off party for Applejack, who was heading to a rodeo competition. Applejack had promised to earn money to pay for repairs to the main hall, which Derpy had been the one to damage of course. In fact at the event, Derpy continued to make things worse and worse, giving Rainbow Dash an extremely hard time. She was still upset about it, and it showed on her face as she flew. Derpy looked over at her, realizing that Rainbow Dash was mad, but she wasn't quite sure why yet. She thought about it as they flew, ignoring the clouds that she passed through, until she had a thought about why. She had hurt Rainbow Dash a few times at the event, and she must be upset over it. She wasn't sure, so she decided to ask. "Rainbow Dash?"
Rainbow Dash doesn't even look over, as she says in a deep and annoyed tone, "What?"
Derpy cringes under her tone and bites her lower lip, not even wanting to ask anymore. But she builds
Stone of the Blody chapter 4 and EpilogueStone of the Blody chapter 4 and Epilogue3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Days had passed. Slower then the sand flows in an hourglass, every second an eternity. Her decision by now was finally clear, she couldn't live without Fluttershy. Therefore she would die when Fluttershy did. Of course Fluttershy wouldn't like it but she wasn't planning on telling the kind yellow pegasus.
Why would she cause intentional grief to a doomed pony? Especially one she loved so much.
A unexpected knock at her door caused Dash to jump.
"Rainbow Dash, can we talk please?" It was Twilight. Honestly it was still strange having other Ponies visit her home, oh well that's what having it next to a hill and now having wooden floors did.
"Sure," Rainbow Dash said grudgingly as she walked quietly over to the door and swung it inwards.
Without waiting for an invitation Twilight Sparkle came in, and after looking around for a second at the house she said, "so, um..."
This was going to be akward. "What do you want Twilight?" Dash spitted at her injecting as much poison in her voice as pos
My Little Pony Love and Friendship ch. 1My Little Pony Love and Friendship ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was cold winters day at sweet apple acers, and the day looked to maybe develop some snow. A breeze came over the farm and nearly blew Apple Jacks hat off. She quickly grabbed it and put it back on her head. Apple Jack was sitting near the barn, and having just finished her work for the day and was contemplating what to do. She glanced up at the clouds in the sky and let out a long breath seeing it stream out in front of her because of the winter chill. Apple Jack thought to her self, ' I recon I aught to head on down to Ponyville and see what my friends are all up to.' So after carefully putting up all the apples she had gathered she began to trot on down to Ponyville.
Meanwhile in Ponyville Pinkie Pie was jumping up and down even more excitedly than usual. "Hey hey Dashie look! It's starting to snow! See see see see seeseesee!!!!!!" said Pinkie Pie as she leapt up trying to catch a snowflake in her mouth. Rainbow Dash quickly leaped up and pulled Pinkie back into the bus
Books And Blood Ink sneak peekBooks And Blood Ink sneak peek3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a glorious day in Ponyville, where all the ponies were at play and work. The work ponies were finishing lunch in a lovely afternoon, and the small school ponies were at recess, enjoying the sunny day. It was a daily routine in Ponyville, and nothing seemed out of place. The local Ponyville Library, however, looked like a darker place than before. The colors weren't as bright as they used to be, but instead with a darker hue. Ponies say it's because the library tree is growing old, but some school ponies started a rumor saying it got that way ever since a particular day.
Pinkie Pie UMVC3 MovesetPinkie Pie UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Species: Earth Pony
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
First Appearance: My Little Pony: FIM Episode #1
Health: 930,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 1
Fighting Ability: 3
Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony who has been given the title "The best party thrower in Equestria". She's almost always cheerful and happy, and her attitude is almost always positive. She is also very quirky and can be very difficult to read sometimes. She has a small pet alligator by the name of Gummy and possesses the element of Laughter.
Assist Alpha: Balloons for All! (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: The Pinkie Pie Launcher
Assist Beta: Gotta Share, Gotta Care! (Direct, Front)
Assist HC: The Pinkie Pie Launcher
Assist Gamma: You're #1! (Direct, Instant)
Assist HC: The Pinkie Pie Launcher
Pinkie Pie will happily skip onto the battlefield, Gummy on her back, who will then
MLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter IIMLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter II2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MY LITTLE PONY: EYES AND HOURGLASSES
Chapter II: "The Welcome Wagon Comes to Town"
Written by Diane N. Tran
For the first time in her mail-mare career, the pegasus named Derpy Hooves was late in a delivery. That delivery consisted of one single, solitary letter to be dropped off at the very last residence of her rounds, Ponyville's Old Clock Tower. When she arrived at the building, she was, of course, as punctual as ever, but the mail-box was still missing from the lawn and she didn't have the courage to knock on the door again.
Dressed in her saddlebags, pacing back and forth, she was at a loss of what to do at the moment, so she paced some more. If she left it on the doorstep, the wind could blow it away. If she slipped it underneath the doormat, it might not be seen. Then a thought came to her, perhaps she could squeeze the letter between the cracks of the door.
Placing the letter between he
'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve...'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve...3 years ago in Humor More Like This
'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve
And under the moon
Not a pony was stirring
Not an owl, not a loon
Foals' stockings were hung
On the mantle with pride
In hopes that best pony
Soon there would arrive
They slept in their beds
All those dear little fillies
Dreaming cookies and cupcakes
And donuts with filling
When up on the rooftop
I heard something quite swoopy
As if AJ's sister
Were there loop-de-hooping
I arose from my bed
And donned my wool stockings
(For I couldn't be naked
If guests were a' knocking!)
I slunk down the stairs
And to my great surprise
Was greeted by coal dust
And a pair of blue eyes
"Shhh!" said the soot
Covered pony below me
"We don't want to wake
all these nice sleeping ponies!"
Her scaly companion
Showed expression quite vacant
But she thought I was sleeping
So I decided to fake it
As light as a pegasus
And as quiet as a mouse
I descended the stairs
To watch this guest in my house
She pulled out a bag
And I knew then for sure
She had snuck in to rob us
And leave us all p
Twilight Sparkle background storyTwilight Sparkle background story3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
4 a.m. and a door gets unlocked. The wood creeks like an old woman's hips as it is slowly opened, then slowly closed. The big, rounded roof provides shelter and moonlight as the rain slowly starts to fade. How ironic is life, when the rain stops pouring the second you step inside.
Twilight Sparkle had much experience with cruel irony. She might even go so far as to say she was becoming an expert in it. The skies were as dark as her mind when she finally fell asleep, half-covered with spoiled grass and ripped out pages. She would sleep for hours, often the entire day. A creature of the night was what she had become during these last fatal weeks.
Three weeks earlier:
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" yelled Twilight as Spike cautiously stacked all her papers in an already full wheelbarrow. Inevitably, the whole stack rumbled to the ground and left Spike in
The TruthThe Truth3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A AppleDash story...
It was a average day in Pony Vile, there was going to be a storm today so Applejack was busy bucking as many apples as she could before the storm hit. Her brother Big Mac was with tacking Granny Smith to her appointment to check her blood pressure, meanwhile Rainbow Dash was busy filing up the left over holes in the sky, her last one was near Applejacks barn, but when she was finished and about to leave it started raining, she was to far from her house to make it back before it started poring so Applejack brought her inside the barn, but with Big Mac and Granny Smith in the doctors and AppleBloom was with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle at Fluttershys, the two ponies were all alone...
AJ: Boy its dark, ah'll go light one of the lamps we got in the back.
RD: Yeah, that'll be sweat. *Rainbow notices there's no one else in the barn and gets nervous* Uhh... what a storm hope every one else got home in time.
AJ: Yeah, lucky you were close enough to get in the bar
Pinkassic ParkPinkassic Park3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was going to be a perfectly normal day for Pinkie Pie; in other words, it was going to be anything but normal. Today was simply going to be a little freakier than normal.
She was happily bouncing towards Sweet Apple Acres, wondering what Applejack was doing. Hopefully nothing that was too much work, that would be boring! Although maybe she could make it less so... or maybe she could turn Applejack's work into a game! That would be so much fun! Of course, if Applejack wasn't doing anything, then she could have even more fun! But even if she didn't want to do anything with Pinkie, then maybe she could have an adventure with Apple Bloom and her friends! Oh that would be so much- twitchy tail!
Pinkie stopped. Something was about to fall, so she had to get out of the way before-
The source of the voice was right above Pinkie, so she ran out of the way just as something big, brown, fuzzy, and vaguely Draconian, with a mass of purple hair fell where she had
Stargazing If she had known how far this was going to go, Rarity thought, she'd have let the poor dear down a long time ago. Now however, it was too late. Spike had somehow gathered up the courage enough to finally ask her on a date; and after he'd spent the longest time stressing and dreading her response: she had said yes. It was not in the least bit ladylike to go back on a proposal like this one. She would have to go on the date with him and Celestia knows how that would go! What if Spike started telling people about it? What if he started telling everypony she liked him? She had simply not thought of these things in the heat of the moment. She had hardly any time to think about anything at all!Stargazing4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spike had stopped by only minutes earlier and brought her a bouquet of simply beautiful roses he'd bought from Major, the flower shop owner. He had spoken to Rarity in such a sweet and gentle voice; trying his ha
Applejoy - Chapter 13Applejoy - Chapter 133 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbow Dash was entirely too comfortable to wake up. Nope, she decided she was perfectly fine with continuing to sleep. She was warm, comfortable and content to completely ignore the world for another few hours. She shifted herself, her fur brushing against something very warm and very soft. She snuggled in closer. She rather enjoyed the way the soft, fuzzy surface cushioned her body, the slow, rhythmic up-and-down motion that gently rocked and soothed her, the faint scent of apples
Even in her drowsy state, and despite her conviction that the morning had arrived far too early for her liking, Rainbow Dash was enjoying herself. Perhaps it was the stubborn determination that was her nature, or, more likely, the excessively late night she had enjoyed previously, but she kept herself groggily determined to stay in bed, snuggling with her warm, fuzzy, apple-smelling thing. Neither the growing light that irritated her right at the edges of her eyelids, nor the seemingly dis
Closer to HeavenCloser to Heaven4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Unknown Location - Unknown Time
"Dash, how long do you think we've been flying?"
"It's only been three days since we left Cloudsdale, Gilda - it feels like weeks at this point, though."
"How've you been keeping track? I can't even see the sun through all the smoke."
"It's a pegasus thing G.; griffins just don't have our talent for weather."
"Right, I completely forgot about that...So what's your special weather talent telling you about those clouds up ahead? They're blacker than normal...do you think Civil Protection torched another town?"
"...I don't want to think about that Gilda It was bad enough when they came to Cloudsdale looking for Rebels, but then they started butchering civilians... They took pleasure in the deaths of all those innocent pegasi..."
"...How long till we get to Ponyville, Dash?"
"If we keep flying like this, we might make it by nightfall. If we aren't shot out of the sky on the way there that is."
"...Maybe we should fly a bit higher,
My Little Gear: IntroductionMy Little Gear: Introduction3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Introduction: Falling to death
"I got your back Sarge" Carmine screamed over the intense battle of the bullets whistling through the tightened air.
The battle waged between a group of two different species that had devilish aims of brutally exterminating one another, the humans and the locusts. The battle echoed around the llima sinkhole, llima used to be a city that stood proudly around Jacinto, the city which the humans were most proud of as it was one of the last cities that became the only hope for humanity; also it was described as being one of the most beautiful cities in Sera. Unfortunately for Jacinto, Delta squad had discovered what had been rocking the very soil of earth; a giant riftworm. The Locusts planned on using the giant abomination to sink the cities around Jacinto so that Jacinto itself would crumble with the same fate as the minor cities. Losing Jacinto would have put a huge void in the humans' plan to win the war.
Young Benjamin Carmine, a rookie for Delta squad an
Pony Trigger 5Pony Trigger 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 5: Trial and dragon part II
"Overruled." said the Judge "Royal family members may never, under any circumstances, be requested for a trial, even as witness, unless they do it on their own will or is authorized the Queen or Princess Celestia herself. Does the defense have any more witness that aren't of royal blood?"
"No..." the Doctor said then spoke up. "But I believe we have established enough."
Growling, the Chancellor returned to his seat and sat down. The Doctor also sat down in silence. The judge looked at the blue mare. "Jury, how do you find the defendant?"
Several ponies in the balcony rose. A tall colt in front of them all looked at his paper. "We, the jury of Equestria, find the defendant, Rainbow Dash of Ponyville, innocent of the accusations of capturing the princess."
Some ponies of the crowd stood up, booing and banging on their seats. The judge bashed the gavel on his desk. "Order! Order! The issue stands that they did disappear together, however. Three days sol
Quit Dragon Your Heels: RarityQuit Dragon Your Heels: Rarity3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
...and then we went to the Grand Galloping Gala. Yes, that Gala. The one nopony is likely to ever forget about. Dressed in our finest - compliments of myself, of course - we had all come with the highest of expectations. Applejack was there for purely mercenary reasons: she was hoping to sell her family goods to passers-by.
Personally, I felt it was a tad distasteful; this was the Gala, the high point of the year for all of Equestria even for those ponies who don't get in, not some sort of... county fair for hawking goods. She even had a stall for Celestia's sake. Admittedly, her family did need the money to keep Sweet Apple Acres running, so I kept my thoughts to myself.
Fluttershy - the demure little thing - came simply to see the creatures in Celestia's royal garden. She gets along so well with animals as a whole, and many in the garden are said to be completely unique to all of Equestria. Myself, I have trouble enough with Opalescence, an
Luna's LoveLuna's Love3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sister I cry to you, please come rescue me
Drowning myself in misery I cannot sleep
Banished to the place where I feel alone
I beg, I pled, I want to come home
I cannot lay my soul to rest
With the empty pain I feel in my chest
My color slowly turning to grey
My patience slowly fading away
I thought you loved me and cared
By telling me you would always be there
But now I see where you lacked
I thought you always had my back
My vengeance growing and turning cold
The days getting older, centuries old
If you don't love me than no one will
I'm tired of feeling sick and ill
The Luna you love is buried away
Tonight shall begin another new day
Nightmare Moon shall rise from hate
Before it's too late
Derpy's ProtectorDerpy's Protector2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The delicious aroma of a pot of fresh soup floated through the quaint Ponyville home, a grey pegasus stirring it as it sat upon the stove. Her wings occasionally flapped, sending the warmth and smell through the area to the point where she was positive that her neighbors were going to beg for some at any moment.
A smile spread across her face as she heard the click of her front door and the sigh of her young filly.
"Hello, muffin," she happily chirped, hearing Dinky's saddlebags hit the floor. "How was your day at school?"
Waiting for her response, Derpy listened as her daughter's hooves clinked across the kitchen floor, making their way to the living room, which was soon followed by the sound of the young pony plopping herself down on the couch.
Sensing the distress in her daughter's actions, she abandoned her stirring and trotted into the living room, looking at her grey filly with concern. She watched as the pony intentionally avoided her gaze.
"Dinky, what's wrong?" the mother inqu
Derpy Hooves Hero of Epsilon 2Derpy Hooves Hero of Epsilon 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
There really is only one thing you should idolize. Me the Muffin Queen. Gather around as I tell you the tale of how I Derpy Hooves the TWC Muffin Queen became the Hero of Epsilon 2.
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I have been a great renowned hero especially in the days of yore. For in 1823, I Derpy Hooves came to the planet of Epsilon 2, where the citizens were in an epic war against the evil muffin race. The battles between both sides were of epic proportions. Thousands would appear on the field of battle, and millions (sometimes billions) would die on that same battlefield. After 100's of years the war had come to an end. It was absolutely horrific. Trillions died, humans and muffins alike. But it was the muffins who won the great epic Human-Muffin War, and thus they enslaved the beaten humans. The dastardly cruel muffins would force the humans to produce muffin offspring. Under Muffin Law, the humans were banned from eating fruits, vegetables, breads and pastries. The humans were tortured