The Monarch and the Mailmare, Chapter 1The Monarch and the Mailmare, Chapter 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Arrested by: Officer Coltroy
Defendant: Ditzy Doo
You have been charged with disturbing the peace of the main square of Canterlot, Equestria. The charges include: loud shouting of nonexistent words, knocking over of various market stalls, and ignoring instructions to comply with nearby guards. Rumors have also been coming in of numerous explosions in the area in which you were found committing these actions. Please report to the Royal Palace's courthouse within at least two days. If you do not come in by your own accord by then, you will be brought in for a trial by members of the Royal Guard, and any punishment that may have been received will be increased.
Ditzy Doo was standing in the palace courtyard, waving a letter around in her mouth. She knew what it said, or at least she grasped the general idea of what it said, because a member of the Royal Guard had read it to her right before he had released her. But it wasn't because she
MLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter IMLP: Eyes and Hourglasses, Chapter I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
MY LITTLE PONY: EYES AND HOURGLASSES
Chapter I: "Mail Call"
Written by Diane N. Tran
Derpy Hooves was Ponyville's neighbourhood mail-mare. When she was first hired for this job, there was a great deal sniggering all over Cloudsdale for hiring the ridiculous, little cross-eyed pegasus. Luckily for her, looks can be deceiving and, in time, she became the best mail-mare that Ponyville ever had.
Letter by letter, parcel by parcel, she would work her way from one end of town to the other, zipping from house to house, building by building, slipping envelopes into each mail-box and each mail-slot, and waving to each pony she passed by. Through rain, wind, or shine, she was there every morning without fail and one thing she always prided herself on was never being late and, today, she was ahead of schedule. If she kept this up, she might treat herself with muffins at Sugarcube Corner a dozen<
'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve...'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve...4 years ago in Humor More Like This
'Twas Hearth's Warming Eve
And under the moon
Not a pony was stirring
Not an owl, not a loon
Foals' stockings were hung
On the mantle with pride
In hopes that best pony
Soon there would arrive
They slept in their beds
All those dear little fillies
Dreaming cookies and cupcakes
And donuts with filling
When up on the rooftop
I heard something quite swoopy
As if AJ's sister
Were there loop-de-hooping
I arose from my bed
And donned my wool stockings
(For I couldn't be naked
If guests were a' knocking!)
I slunk down the stairs
And to my great surprise
Was greeted by coal dust
And a pair of blue eyes
"Shhh!" said the soot
Covered pony below me
"We don't want to wake
all these nice sleeping ponies!"
Her scaly companion
Showed expression quite vacant
But she thought I was sleeping
So I decided to fake it
As light as a pegasus
And as quiet as a mouse
I descended the stairs
To watch this guest in my house
She pulled out a bag
And I knew then for sure
She had snuck in to rob us
And leave us all p
Pinkassic ParkPinkassic Park3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was going to be a perfectly normal day for Pinkie Pie; in other words, it was going to be anything but normal. Today was simply going to be a little freakier than normal.
She was happily bouncing towards Sweet Apple Acres, wondering what Applejack was doing. Hopefully nothing that was too much work, that would be boring! Although maybe she could make it less so... or maybe she could turn Applejack's work into a game! That would be so much fun! Of course, if Applejack wasn't doing anything, then she could have even more fun! But even if she didn't want to do anything with Pinkie, then maybe she could have an adventure with Apple Bloom and her friends! Oh that would be so much- twitchy tail!
Pinkie stopped. Something was about to fall, so she had to get out of the way before-
The source of the voice was right above Pinkie, so she ran out of the way just as something big, brown, fuzzy, and vaguely Draconian, with a mass of purple hair fell where she had
Stargazing If she had known how far this was going to go, Rarity thought, she'd have let the poor dear down a long time ago. Now however, it was too late. Spike had somehow gathered up the courage enough to finally ask her on a date; and after he'd spent the longest time stressing and dreading her response: she had said yes. It was not in the least bit ladylike to go back on a proposal like this one. She would have to go on the date with him and Celestia knows how that would go! What if Spike started telling people about it? What if he started telling everypony she liked him? She had simply not thought of these things in the heat of the moment. She had hardly any time to think about anything at all!Stargazing4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spike had stopped by only minutes earlier and brought her a bouquet of simply beautiful roses he'd bought from Major, the flower shop owner. He had spoken to Rarity in such a sweet and gentle voice; trying his ha
PleasePlease no morePlease4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I stand by and watch every time
He brings you to tears
Then ignores you like nothing happened
You love him, but you are only his "thing"
At his bidding you sacrifice too much
Then tossed away when he tires of you again
Still you ache for his lukewarm embrace
I am there to catch you when you fall
Listening to your fears and complaints
Supporting you through the pain
Patching you up only for him to tear you down
I took you aside and confessed to you
Only a shrug and a smile, "Stop joking"
And back into his barbed wire hands you go
Rip and tear your flesh from bone
I will always love you, but I can't go on
Sewing the pieces of your heart back together
No longer able to watch you suffer
Pleading for you to stop this madness called love
The TruthThe Truth4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A AppleDash story...
It was a average day in Pony Vile, there was going to be a storm today so Applejack was busy bucking as many apples as she could before the storm hit. Her brother Big Mac was with tacking Granny Smith to her appointment to check her blood pressure, meanwhile Rainbow Dash was busy filing up the left over holes in the sky, her last one was near Applejacks barn, but when she was finished and about to leave it started raining, she was to far from her house to make it back before it started poring so Applejack brought her inside the barn, but with Big Mac and Granny Smith in the doctors and AppleBloom was with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle at Fluttershys, the two ponies were all alone...
AJ: Boy its dark, ah'll go light one of the lamps we got in the back.
RD: Yeah, that'll be sweat. *Rainbow notices there's no one else in the barn and gets nervous* Uhh... what a storm hope every one else got home in time.
AJ: Yeah, lucky you were close enough to get in the bar
Pony Trigger 5Pony Trigger 54 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 5: Trial and dragon part II
"Overruled." said the Judge "Royal family members may never, under any circumstances, be requested for a trial, even as witness, unless they do it on their own will or is authorized the Queen or Princess Celestia herself. Does the defense have any more witness that aren't of royal blood?"
"No..." the Doctor said then spoke up. "But I believe we have established enough."
Growling, the Chancellor returned to his seat and sat down. The Doctor also sat down in silence. The judge looked at the blue mare. "Jury, how do you find the defendant?"
Several ponies in the balcony rose. A tall colt in front of them all looked at his paper. "We, the jury of Equestria, find the defendant, Rainbow Dash of Ponyville, innocent of the accusations of capturing the princess."
Some ponies of the crowd stood up, booing and banging on their seats. The judge bashed the gavel on his desk. "Order! Order! The issue stands that they did disappear together, however. Three days sol
Pinkie Pie UMVC3 MovesetPinkie Pie UMVC3 Moveset4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Species: Earth Pony
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
First Appearance: My Little Pony: FIM Episode #1
Health: 930,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 1
Fighting Ability: 3
Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony who has been given the title "The best party thrower in Equestria". She's almost always cheerful and happy, and her attitude is almost always positive. She is also very quirky and can be very difficult to read sometimes. She has a small pet alligator by the name of Gummy and possesses the element of Laughter.
Assist Alpha: Balloons for All! (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: The Pinkie Pie Launcher
Assist Beta: Gotta Share, Gotta Care! (Direct, Front)
Assist HC: The Pinkie Pie Launcher
Assist Gamma: You're #1! (Direct, Instant)
Assist HC: The Pinkie Pie Launcher
Pinkie Pie will happily skip onto the battlefield, Gummy on her back, who will then
Applejoy - Chapter 13Applejoy - Chapter 133 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbow Dash was entirely too comfortable to wake up. Nope, she decided she was perfectly fine with continuing to sleep. She was warm, comfortable and content to completely ignore the world for another few hours. She shifted herself, her fur brushing against something very warm and very soft. She snuggled in closer. She rather enjoyed the way the soft, fuzzy surface cushioned her body, the slow, rhythmic up-and-down motion that gently rocked and soothed her, the faint scent of apples
Even in her drowsy state, and despite her conviction that the morning had arrived far too early for her liking, Rainbow Dash was enjoying herself. Perhaps it was the stubborn determination that was her nature, or, more likely, the excessively late night she had enjoyed previously, but she kept herself groggily determined to stay in bed, snuggling with her warm, fuzzy, apple-smelling thing. Neither the growing light that irritated her right at the edges of her eyelids, nor the seemingly dis
One Missing Color Of The Rainbow.(One missing color of the Rainbow Starring the fast and furious Rainbow Dash and the strong and lovable Applejack)One Missing Color Of The Rainbow.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbow Dash's Journal, July 18th, 2012, Late afternoon. Ugh, I don't know why I'm writing in this stupid thing. I always feel so girly when I'm writing in a diary. Oh well, if Daring Do can turn me into an egghead, then I might as well keep on writing in this thing, see how girly I can really get. Heh heh, I guess this is fun. Rarity gave me and Fluttershy this journal to better ourselves and express our deepest darkest secrets. To be honest, I never had any dark secrets. Well, except for this one time that I set a garden on fire, and that one time I had my first kissed with Gilda in mare's bathroom, or that one time I kicked the coach so hard in the nuts, he threwed up and I was suspended for like two weeks. Wow, I guess I do have dark secrets. Hmph, not bad, diary. You are one sneaky bastard. Oh well, it's not like I have bad days every day. Most of my time I'
MLP: Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter OnePonyville:MLP: Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter One3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Next Generations
Spring was on the horizon for Ponyville. Winter was approaching its end, soon to be marked by the annual and traditional 'Winter Wrap-Up' and the sun was once again shining brightly across the land well, as much as it could through the thick clouds and smog that were forming a thin grey blanket over the city.
The vile stuff was being churned out by the continuously passing trains travelling to, from and through the town along the several new lines of tracks that came together like one big artery. That and from the towering chimneys of the dozens of factories that were popping up around the area like mushrooms. In fact, it was not just the sky that appeared to be affected; the greenery of the landscape surrounding the town had turned a slightly paler shade of green and the air, once you really took notice, was starting to become bitter, especially as you trotted deeper into town.
For those of you who cannot take the hint, perh
MLP: Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter TwoPonyville:MLP: Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter Two3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Next Generations
"Riddle me this: what is more powerful than the Princesses...more evil and twisted than Discord...smarter than me the poor have it...the rich need it...and if you eat it you will die?"
"I don't know, Brainy. What?"
"You have to figure it out for yourself. That's the whole point."
Twilight was standing on the same spot, in the same dirty greyish green corridor she always stood on the fourth floor of Barking Asylum, a relatively modern psychiatric hospital in north-west Ponyville. It was set up ten years ago by the cured Barking Mad, heir to the Barking fortune, to create a facility in the town specifically for the mentally ill outside Ponyville General. Its patients ranged from those having breakdowns to some of the most tragic cases to offer, and became a begrudging town landmark because of this. Right now, Twilight was meeting up with one of the institution's not so dangerous, but certainly frustrating patients.
The bleach white
Why me 6:30amWhy me4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In a beautiful land called Equestria, there lay a small town called Ponyville. Ponyville was filled with all sorts of ponies, pegasus, unicorns, and earth ponies. In Ponyville's Highschool, there were 5 different ponies, who didn't quite know that a certain pony will change their lives.
"Hay babe, it was torture during detention. I couldn't see your beautiful face." A beautiful unicorn giggled. This unicorns name was Rarity. Rarity was a clean freak, and fashionist. Her coltfriend, Pointy, loved being with Rarity. She was the beautifulest pony in all of Ponyville. It was always his dream to be with a beautiful pony. The thing is, he doesn't know why Rarity has fallen in love with him. There was nothing special about him. This always would make him wonder..
"It was torture for me too," she said, "I just wish you stop getting into trouble." she fluffyed her mane.
"I'll try to.. "
"First day of school, this is going to suck.
Homeless Adventure Twilight _one shot_Homeless Adventure Twilight _one shot_4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I guess, I should have known it wasn't going to be like that forever But I will cherish what little time we had together "
Twilight gazed around Ponyville with a discarded expression, knowing she would probably not be coming back here. Applejack had her farm up and running, and was slowly growing in size. Fluttershy ran a vet and pet business, while Rainbow Dash did her regular job along with deliveries on occasion for Fluttershy. Rarity was now the most sought after fashion designer, and Pinkie Pie had too much on her plate as it was. She had gone to try and help out, to spend as much time with them as she could, but each time she had only messed things up and been told 'we'll come hang out later'. Eventually they had turned to her a bit crossly and said "Look Twilight, we love you and all but we really need you to please stop bugging us." Well in Dash's case anyway, but the others had said something similar.
She walked into her tree house and packed money, food, and two b
You can Always Count on Me (Improved)You can Always Count on Me (Improved)3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
You can Always Count on Me
Words could not do justice to the sheer joy that Rainbow Dash and her friends felt on the day she had finally gotten a letter of approval from the Wonderbolt Academy. It was a dream come true. Congratulations echoed loudly from Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack and Twilight Sparkle almost harmoniously with one another. What made it all the better was the smiling glance Dash had shared with Rarity at that moment from across all of her other ecstatic friends.
Neither of them needed to say a word. It was a moment of mutual acknowledgment that only the two most ambitious ponies amongst the six of them could share. There was more to it, however. Dash could never forget what Rarity had done for her that one night, which now seems so long ago. In hindsight, it was a little embarrassing to think about, but she'd never let go of that memory for anything. Who could forget when the least likely among your friends be
MLP: Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter FourPonyville:MLP: Ponyville: The Next Generations: Chapter Four3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Next Generations
Drizzilla curled up grumpily in her chair at her family's table outside the café under the large lemon coloured parasol, snuggled into another of her fluffy coats, a thick black one and frumpy stockings. The air was cold and biting again and the polluted air was still shrouding the sun, sucking the brightness and colour out of the town.
Her parents were in the middle of bickering for the umpteenth time that day. She did not really listen to it, for she was busy in her own little world, but picked up snippets.
"Fleetfoot cheated! He always cheats! He made me look like an idiot!"
"Oh, just admit it, Soarin'! You-"
Drizzilla felt her left foreleg shiver and tucked it against her belly for warmth. She had put on double layers today, it did not make sense. The weather did not exactly help. She loved the winter for its delicate beauty, but needed the warmth of the summer sun to feel comfortable, and right now, she could really do with
Trails and Trials - Ch. 3Trails and Trials - Chapter 3: MuffinsTrails and Trials - Ch. 34 years ago in Drama More Like This
Half-lidded, Ditzy yawned pleasantly while stretching to meet the contours of her bed. Surrounded by perfect darkness, she was unable to rouse her groggy mind into forming any coherent thought. She noticed the dark silhouette of her window through her fuzzy vision; the dark sky mirrored the wholesomeness of her walls. Wondering why there weren't any stars, it took Ditzy several seconds before she came to the conclusion that it must have been a cloudy night.
Ditzy flipped over and squeezed her pillow, nuzzling it with loving comfort. It was the time of night where a pony would wake up and realize that they still had enough time to go back to sleep. It was enough to bring a smile to anypony's face, but for Ditzy is was an especially tactful period of reflection. She could reminisce over past events without trivial factors such as logic and reason getting in the way.
Her ear twitched as a soft strand of her mane brushed ov
My Little Pony Love and Friendship ch. 1My Little Pony Love and Friendship ch. 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was cold winters day at sweet apple acers, and the day looked to maybe develop some snow. A breeze came over the farm and nearly blew Apple Jacks hat off. She quickly grabbed it and put it back on her head. Apple Jack was sitting near the barn, and having just finished her work for the day and was contemplating what to do. She glanced up at the clouds in the sky and let out a long breath seeing it stream out in front of her because of the winter chill. Apple Jack thought to her self, ' I recon I aught to head on down to Ponyville and see what my friends are all up to.' So after carefully putting up all the apples she had gathered she began to trot on down to Ponyville.
Meanwhile in Ponyville Pinkie Pie was jumping up and down even more excitedly than usual. "Hey hey Dashie look! It's starting to snow! See see see see seeseesee!!!!!!" said Pinkie Pie as she leapt up trying to catch a snowflake in her mouth. Rainbow Dash quickly leaped up and pulled Pinkie back into the bus
Closer to HeavenCloser to Heaven4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Unknown Location - Unknown Time
"Dash, how long do you think we've been flying?"
"It's only been three days since we left Cloudsdale, Gilda - it feels like weeks at this point, though."
"How've you been keeping track? I can't even see the sun through all the smoke."
"It's a pegasus thing G.; griffins just don't have our talent for weather."
"Right, I completely forgot about that...So what's your special weather talent telling you about those clouds up ahead? They're blacker than normal...do you think Civil Protection torched another town?"
"...I don't want to think about that Gilda It was bad enough when they came to Cloudsdale looking for Rebels, but then they started butchering civilians... They took pleasure in the deaths of all those innocent pegasi..."
"...How long till we get to Ponyville, Dash?"
"If we keep flying like this, we might make it by nightfall. If we aren't shot out of the sky on the way there that is."
"...Maybe we should fly a bit higher,