Fender - Grumpy robots"Uuuggghh...." Groaned a young, hungover redhead as he pushed back his long bangs. 'I should really stop accepting Benders drinking challenges...' He thought to himself as he leant back in his chair and ruffled his hair some more.Fender - Grumpy robots5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You should really get a haircut, Fry." Stated Leela rather bluntly as she scrunched up her nose in distaste and tugged at his hair.
"Yeah, Fry... If you want I once slept with a hairdresser so I can get you in for cheaper!" Amy chirped excitedly as she flipped open her phone.
Fry looked between them both, sighed and then shrugged, "I don't know..." he started with uncertainty. "Hey, Bender..." He said slowly as he span in his chair to face his dozing, robotic best friend. "What do you think? Do you think I should get a hair cut?" He asked, pulling at his long locks with a questionable look.
Bender glared at his hair, stated a sharp "I don't care." Then stood from his chair and stormed out the room.
Fry stared after him with a rather puppy-like express
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
Sleeping Stupid _ FuturamaFUTURAMA - - - SLEEPING STUPIDSleeping Stupid _ Futurama6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
CAPTION: ONCE UPON A TIME
EXT: PLANET EXPRESS [establishing shot]
INT: PLANET EXPRESS
BENDER and FRY are on the couch watching an ape fight on TV, LEELA is sitting on the floor leant against FRYS knees reading a book entitled The Idiots Guide to Understanding Idiots.
TV (VO): And Xanfoid has Fluffy pinned down! Oh wait, Fluffy breaks free and ouch! Thats got to hurt
Door opens and in comes the professor
PROF: Good news everyone!
BENDER: Oh dear God no
PROF: Youre off on a dangerous mission to deliver this package to the planet of Fwee. A planet where joy and happiness can be bought in a bottle. Oh my yes, a wonderful place it must be.
LEELA: Uh, Professor, how is this mission dangerous?
PROF: Hwa? Dangerous? Oh my no, its not dangerous. Not with the Fairies and elves and the occasional hobbit.
FRY: Fairies?! Cool! Are there elves too?
BENDER: And Leprechauns? With you kn
written bout sucide and loveLook out side its darkwritten bout sucide and love5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Inside its cold.
Shes in a corner looking at all the pictures the took
Hes in his room and he realized what had happened... he calls her up
She doesnt answer he calls again and she answers
Shes been crying and hes having trouble talking
He asks her what was wrong and she said her heart has just been broken by the boy that she loves.
He understands and asks if he can come over.
Hes at her door knocking. No one answers the door. The doors open he walks in and he finds her dangling in her room with a letter on her chest saying
Baby I love you and you should always remember that, life was too hard and I couldnt take all the lies and the pain so Im leaving you with this one letter
I love you
From the Other Side of the BedFrom the Other Side of the Bed6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
From the Other Side of the Bed: The Sting
"We made it! We're alive!"
"Burn on that old crew! The only thing they did better than us were suck and die!"
"Leela, we got lucky this time, but you should be more careful! I don't want anything to happen to you."
"Thanks, but I can look out for myself."
The bee uncurled.
The stinger extended.
"I can smell danger a mile away!"
"Look out!" Fry lept in front of Leela. "You want her, you'll have to go through me!"
The bee lunged forward.
Then everything went black.
"Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?!"
"B...bender...Quick...hospital..." Fry was teetering on the edge of consciousness. Bender gasped, shocked that his friend had survived.
"Oh, right, that place humans go when they're injured. Got it!"
The Planet Exp
Dangers Of Deliveries Part 1The Planet Express crew sat casually in the lounge watching the news, awaiting their next delivery. Leela was always ready for their missions right away, with her keys kept in her pocket and her wrist device ready to take directional orders. Fry and Bender on the other hand were more than happy to wait if they had to; after all, a new episode of All My Circuits was going to be on. Professor Farnsworth slowly shuffled his way into the room. Upon hearing the doors slide open, Leela sat up attentively, while Bender and Fry sank deeper into the sofa, as if already being bored with whatever they would have to do...Dangers Of Deliveries Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And sure enough, the Professor smiled at the three, and spouted with an eager voice, "Good news, everyone!" Oh, how they've all heard that before.... and seldom was it ever anything that could be defined as good. The Professor continued, "We've got another delivery to make! You'll be in charge of delivering these bricks of antibiotics to the wounded Crocodilious soldiers o
10 ways to annoy Philip J. Fry10 ways to annoy Philip J. Fry10 ways to annoy Philip J. Fry6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Ask him repeatedly why he isn't going out with Leela yet
2. Call him either Small Fry, French Fry, or Chip repeatedly
3. Steal his holophoner
4. Ask him why his opera sucked so much
5. Tell him you're going out with Leela, then laugh loudly at his reaction
6. Steal something, then blame it on him
7. Take all the Slurm
8. Break the TV set
9. Say you've got a secret and you won't tell him what it is. After he's bugged you a thousand times, say "What? I thought you knew"
10. Tell him Lars is better than him
Futurama:: Fry to LeelaYou're beautiful,Futurama:: Fry to Leela4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You're kind and compassionate,
You always do everything right,
Maybe you don't know this,
But I do.
I love how you always,
Reject me when I tell you 'I love you',
Because that gives me another chance tomorrow,
To tell you 'I love you' again.
I love your long and violet hair,
And the way you smile,
I love your bossiness,
And the way you lead people,
Your boots are great on you,
Or did I already say that yesterday?
Why do I love you?
Because I just do,
Until you say 'I do too',
I'm never going to give up.
Say I'm clingy and desperate,
But that's just my style.
I love how your words always make my day,
I love the way you look at me,
Even out of hatred,
I don't want you to turn around,
Please just put that eye on only me,
Forever and ever.
I'll always rush to protect you,
Because I know deep down,
You need someone,
And I want to be that person.
Do you find me a burden?
Do you want me to stop?
I would but I can't,
I already fell deep and far,
And I don't
Frappuccino"The night was darker than usual, colder than usual and down right spooky." A calm voice dramatised in recall of a particularly 'heroic' tale. Or so he says.Frappuccino5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But the young red-head had his doubts. His unconsciously rose his eyebrows and rolled his eyes in a disbelieving fashion. The large blonde in front of him pouted and he couldn't help but sigh, yet again. "Really, Zapp... you say all these stories and none of them ever check out to be remotely true." The read-head moaned, groaning even louder at how very 'Leela' he just sounded.
Zapp's pout turned into a childish frown, "B-but...I thought you liked my stories?" He turned his big blue eyes up at Fry.
Fry couldn't help but think 'cheater' as he stared at the pathetic excuse for a man in front of him. "Ugh. Let's just go get a beer. I wonder if Benders back yet..." Fry thought aloud.
"Oh! Ah...Er...No! The robot is...er...still out...at...er that...thing. Yes. Leela told me he'd be away all day and night and maybe
NinaNina: Donut DazeNina7 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
[Though no one creates in a vacuum, the donut store in WG fiction is well established as a location and a miniature genre. Those who have preceded me have done so incredibly well, and I hope that this story is able to stand proudly with its forbearers. I dont hesitate to say that this story in several respects strays a bit more from realism than my others. However, as they say, never let the truth get in the way of a good story. I hope you shall find this story good indeed.]
God its too early, Nina Hampton thought, groggily as she turned the ignition in her car. Why did I ever take this job for Petes sake The car clock read 5:09 AM. Nina banged her head against the steering wheel in frustration before throwing the car in reverse and backing out the driveway.
The honest truth was that she needed a job and this was the only one that fit her schedule. She was in her last year of high school, which meant she was bu
Futurama meets Twilight Part 1Futurama meets TwilightFuturama meets Twilight Part 17 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Bella look out!!!" Edward's voice screamed, pushing Bella out of the way.
Bella tripped over a thick and large wire and the door slammed shut.
Jacob and his entire clan fought the Cullens into the contraptions.
"Bella! We need to get Bella out of there!" Jacob yelled as he ran to the contraption.
"No time! We'll get her later!" one of his clan members yelled from the noise in the room.
But there was no later...
1000 years later...
"Who the hell are they?" a male voice asked. The voice belonged to a robot who walked over with a man with orange hair. "Are they alive?"
The orange-hair man shrugged his shoulders. "I dunno. Hey Leela, can we open this thing and poke the body?"
Leela shrugged her shoulders. "Just make sure you have on your radio-active proof gloves."
Both the robot and orange-haired man opened the contraption without any protection and smoke emitted from it.
Bella stumbled out from it and looked aro
Futurama meets Twilight Part 2Fry slumped very low in the chair, barely missing Sween-Sween's shaving knife. Sween-Sween attacked again but Fry fell off the edge of the chair and was on the floor.Futurama meets Twilight Part 27 years ago in Humor More Like This
"AAAAAHHH!" Fry yelled.
"I thought you wanted the closest shave?" Sween-Sween asked menacingly.
"Not like this!"
Both of them were on opposite sides of the chair, moving left and then right, like a mirror effect. Sween-Sween ran to his right as Fry ran to his right and stopped where the secret door under him was.
"HA! You can't get me! I'm so-"
Sween-Sween quickly grabbed the lever which opened the door under Fry. Fry floated in mid-air for a second pulling a plain white sign with the words "Uh-Oh" on it. He then plummeted down the open door beneath them.
Sween-Sween closed the hatch and brushed his arms and then shoulders. He walked back downstairs.
"This is delicious!" Leela said as she stuffed her face with more meat pies.
The woman from before smiled and nodded.
"We just got new supplies so wait here
10 ways to annoy Bender10 ways to annoy Bender B. Rodriguez10 ways to annoy Bender6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Take his banjo and smash it
2. Whenever he tries to say "Bender is great", interrupt him by saying "Nope" and laughing loudly
3. Blackmail him
4. Tell Fry who's really been posting those naked pictures of him on the Internet
5. Steal the contents of his locker
6. Tell him his cooking sucks
7. Say "Bender sucks" repeatedly
8. After he says "Bite my shiny metal ass", really bite his ass
9. Steal the bags of Fry's blood he keeps in his chest compartment, then sell it back to him at a very high cost
10. Call the cops on him
Goodbye BrianGoodbye Brian1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Goodbye my friend
I Really Miss You
I can't believe you're gone
Every day that passed I remember you
How much funny you were
And the happiness you brought us
You were a good person
You did not deserve what happened
I feel very sad
I do not know how to move on
But one thing I know
Every time I see you on TV
I remember the smiles
And how you made me happy
Goodbye my friend
Rest In Peace
Now and forever
In memory of Brian Griffin
Ways to annoy Futurama haters1. Whenever an episode or movie is on, remind them so every five minutes.Ways to annoy Futurama haters5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. When you drive somewhere, search the dashboard. When they ask what you're doing, say you're looking for the hover button.
3. Try to squeeze yourself in the freezer and tell them you want to go to the future.
4. Put a plushie brain slug on your head and speak in a monotone.
5. Run up to random redhaired men on the street and scream "Fry! I always knew you were real!"
6. Talk to your washing machine and insist it's a robot.
7. Dress in a red jacket with a white shirt and blue jeans and act like it's the height of fashion
8. Ask for directions to the Central Bureaucracy
9. Drag them down to the sewers so they can look for mutants with you
10. Constantly tell them you're out of Bachelor Chow
11. Sigh aloud and say you miss being a cyborg
12. Break a ship in a bottle and shout "Fry did it!" and run away
13. Call every small dog you see Seymour and sob that Fry never left him
14. On Valentine's Day, spit out the con
10 ways to annoy Turanga Leela10 ways to annoy Turanga Leela10 ways to annoy Turanga Leela6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Ask why she doesn't have good depth perception repeatedly
2. Attach plastic cows to the windshield of the ship, then laugh loudly when she swerves to avoid the "space cows"
3. Ask what smells like sweaty boot rash when she enters a room
4. Go on a joyride with the ship and blame it on her
5. Take her diary and sell it to Bender
6. Mess up the ship's trajectories
7. Kidnap Nibbler for ransom, then say "Wasn't that fun?" when finished
8. Say she lacks the will of a warrior
9. Cringe when she looks at you
10. Scream "AAH! MONSTER!" and run away when she tries to talk to you
Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 1"Future Mama Baby Drama" - Follow up to "Robot Hell's Angel"Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author's Note: Hey guys, it's me again! So I finished my Futurama My Immortal parody and decided to write a sequel to my serious Futurama fanfiction "Robot Hell's Angel" just because. I hope you guys like it, I've been working on it for a while but haven't had a chance to post it until now. Please tell me what you think c:
"I'm so glad you didn't die, I need you to stay alive and help me raise our baby." Said Leela. She rubbed her tummy for emphasis, a smile crossing her face. Fry seemed confused.
"Leela, you can stop lying about being pregnant now. The Robot Devil freed you a while ago." He advised. The cyclops' smile faded. She grew frustrated. How could he think that!?
"What!? Fry, this isn't a lie at all! I really am pregnant! See, feel this! You can feel our baby kick!" She retorted furiously, grabbing Fry's hand and pressing it firmly against her belly. At first, the delivery boy felt nothing abnormal. All he could feel
Duck dodgers...what else?Tyr'ahnee was .feeling sick actually as she looked to her husband to be what an awful hat honestly her commander had the fashion of taste a human. She stare forward emotionless at the minister the ceremony continuing on the best man of the wedding her current and only person in her mind. She could have any man Martian and whatever other species out there all of them would do anything to be with her. After all she had been told by many to be beautiful. Intelligent and elegant in every way she was what every man would dream off. She mentally sighed she could have any man but nut this duck this wonderfully brave and she stared at him to watch him shove an entire piece of cake into his mouth swallowing it down like it was nothing skill full and good looking. The robes did not suit him no she rather him be wearing his captains uniform it made him look official and intimidating if he so pleased to be. Or perhaps in Martian Armor Tyr'ahnee took a moment image DodDuck dodgers...what else?4 years ago in Romance More Like This
FDF- Break AwayA year had passed already. A whole entire year since the day Bender died. A whole year and Fry would still have nightmares. He would still see Bender's crushed body in his dreams. He could still hear the doctor's voice in his head.FDF- Break Away5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm sorry but there's nothing we can do. The robot's whole body was flattened, along with his brain. Don't feel too bad though, you can always buy another bending unit a Momcorp."
Fry could still remember how the doctor fell to the ground after Fry punched him in the stomach. How dare he talk about Bender as if all he had been was a simple, mindless robot? How dare he insinuate that Fry's best friend could be replaced?
But all those things weren't so bad. Fry had learned to live with the dreams, the voice and the nightmares. What Fry couldn't stand was seeing Bender whenever he was alone. If Fry was walking alone on the streets, there was Bender, walking besides him. If Fry was watching T.V. alone, late at night, there would be Bender, sitting next to him.
TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 5 Lisa, Bart, and Laura came home at their normal times. As they filed off the bus, they ran for the front door to avoid the eyes of Homer and Marge; though it was impossible. They were standing there on the porch, watching. Watching...TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 55 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
It had been only a day since Marge and Homer were released from prison, yet the kids felt as if they had been watching them forever.
The kids could feel the daggers even though they were a fair distance apart. Laura began to shake in fear, trying to avoid Homer's hard glare boring through her although her back was towards him. Bart held Lisa's hand protectively, as if he knew Marge would run at them and grab Lisa by force. Though the kids knew that if they ever did anything to them, the consequences awaiting them would be much worse.
Luckily, Ruth was sitting on the stoop of her home, waiting. She smiled and called to the kids.
TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 1 Ruth Powers hummed to herself as she scanned through bills she had just recently received in her mail. Her daughter, Laura, had to stay after school to talk to her councillor. Being a teenager, she wanted to plan her future ahead and do some college research and discuss about it with Dr. Pryor.TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 15 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
The phone rang.
Reaching over with one free hand while she held an opened envelope in the other, Ruth placed it on her shoulder and pressed her ear to it.
"Hello?" She asked.
"S'up, Ruth?" Greeted a jolly voice. Ruth could hear noise in the background. "Shut up, you little monsters!"
Ruth blinked as she placed her envelope down and looked at the phone.
"Sorry about that," Homer apologized, "Lisa and the boy were playing some stupid game."
"Um, okay?" Ruth was
TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 7 Ruth rushed across the bench and threw herself at Homer. Homer grabbed a hold of her and the two rumbled out onto the courtroom floor. Homer was grappling her as she clung to him, both of them yelling and bleeding. The courtroom gasped as they watched the violent battle. Marge felt faint, seeing as her hsuband has just made things worse for them.TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 75 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Man, we'd usually encourage stuff like this," Lenny said as he watched the fight in concern, "but suddenly, I'm just plain scared!"
"How dare you attack my daughter!" Ruth shouted as she gave Homer a punch in the stomach.
"How dare you waste my time with this crap!" Homer shouted back. "I could be home right now drinking Duff on the couch!"
"Order! Order!" The judge banged his gavel impatiently.
"Kill him, mom!" Bart rooted. "Kill that asshole that threatens to dest
Futurama - Love DrunkLove DrunkFuturama - Love Drunk5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I dunno what I did wrong," is the mantra Fry has chosen for the night, and it's beginning to wear Bender's patience thin. He rolls his optics as Fry slouches back on the sofa beside him, teetering this way and that before finding his center of gravity. He still isn't quite upright, but it's close enough, and so long as he isn't whining or moving anymore, Bender really can't bring himself to care.
He shrugs, figures maybe it's time to say something. Humans respond to verbal attention as well as physical, and even if smacking the redhead upside the head sounds horribly wonderful right now, he knows it's best to at least try and talk to him first. If that doesn't work, doesn't get him to stop repeating like a broken old world record, then he promises himself at least one good sucker punch to Fry's face.
"Maybe ya didn't do anything wrong," he says, watching curiously as Fry reaches for a new bottle of beer. His depth perception must be off, because he keeps missing, kee