Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P1Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
One day Dahvie Vanity woke up in his house and
looked next to him. "OH MY GOD what is Jayy Von Monroe
doing in my bed?!" Dahvie thought to himself. Awkward
So Dahvie got out of bed and got dressed. "Why am I
naked" thought Dahvie. Then he went to the kitchen
and got himself some cereal. Which he ate in his
living room while watching tv.
Half an hour later, Jayy woke up.
"So what happened last night?" Dahvie says to Jayy
as he's getting his cereal.
"Umm, well I don't know but it was fun. Because we
got drunk." Jayy explains to Dahvie.
"Well that explains a lot" Dahvie grumbles.
Jayy grabs his cereal and sit across the couch
from Dahvie. They eat in silence watching watching tv.
Dahvie finihes his cereal.
"Well,I guess I'll go take a shower now." Dahvie says
over his shoulder at Jayy.
After Dahvie showered he stood in his washroom,
then got dressed. He looked around his washroom
and got out his blow-dryer. Then he dries and brushes
"Where's my hair straightner? Damn it
Ripper's DiaryRipper's Diary4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I'm starting a new chapter in my life, so Papa says I should keep a diary.
Hi! My name is Ripper and I am 15 years old. I'll be 16 very soon, though! Papa gave me an early birthday present since he won't be here for the actual day, and he gave me the best present in the whole universe! An otter! He says that otters hold hands when they are in running water so that they don't get separated from their family and friends, and that even though we are going to be apart for a little while, he would never let me float away. I named my new friend Otto and we will be super best friends. So super that I put a cape on him and he loves it. Mama got me a book..."Claws of Steel: a Young Monsters Guide to a lean, firm, undead body!" She says I will thank her for it some day... I wish she'd gotten me something I could thank her for now.
Mama and Papa are going away to Europe so I'm going to be staying with my Uncle and his Fiancé for a little while. I've never been away from hom
beautiful surgery botdf lyricsbeautiful surgery botdf lyrics4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Is a place where they'll pay $1000 for a kiss
And 50cents for your soul
Take a knife, cut a slice of my beautiful plastic life
Take my shoes, see my view, I imperfect just like you
Cover up all my flaws, work to fix all of the draws
This is fame, this is pain, a life of luxury and fame
Break the mold, sell my soul, plastic model to be whole
Pay the price, living vise, be high; win and roll the dice
I can be your enemy, my armor is my vanity
Cut me up, stitch me up, make me perfect in front of yourself
Keep talking all your shit, beautiful surgery erases all of it
You can't cut me down or rip myself into pieces that make me whole
All these rumors and all this shit,
I've paid a pretty price to erase all of it
You can't stop me now I'll save myself from your self-inflicted hell
The battle's in the mirror is only the beginning,
The battle is in myself; seems never-ending
Slap me on the face,
Tell me that I faked the truth always cause plastic always breaks...
There's nothing idea
Monster High About: Hayley HulkingMonster High About: Hayley Hulking3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Hayley Robert Hulking
Age: 15 years
Hair: Black with brown highlights
Height: 9 feet, 7 inches
Physical Hulk Traits: Green skin, super strength and very tall.
Family: The hulks. Hayley's mom Mary and dad Robert. She's a only child and has a big dog named Bruno.
Favourite Colour: Purple, Violet and Grass Green.
Favourite Food: Sushi. Preferably octopus sushi.
Favourite Desert: Butterscotch and Vanilla ice cream.
Least favourite Food: Liver of any kind (mostly cow).
Favourite School Subject: Physical deaduction, Creative writing and Music. It's good practice for her future career.
Least Favourite Subject: Oceanography beacuase of the difficulties.
Friends: She has three. Cilia Satan, Rosetta Veil and Rebbeca NightShade.
Pet Peeve: When people thinks she's a terrorise brute because of her kind. She also hates when people get
Venae's DiaryVenae's Diary3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My name is Vena Cava Loss better known by my nickname Venae, I am the child of Lord Loss, one of the Demonata. I resemble my father in my appearance because i found it easier to take a form similar to him. I have 8 arms, a hole in my chest full of poisonous snakes which i milk in the morning before school. Like my father i Levitate because i have stumps where my feet should me ((i can grow some feet but i find it troublesome to walk as im used to this form)). My skin has a tendancy to ooz blood though most of the time i stop it.
Most Demons from the Demonata can not cross over unless theres an window, but being part human has its advantages and benifits me in that way, that or my dad had a piece of the Kah-Gash in him at one point i havent quite figured out if some magic has passed to me. Unlike my father I dont just feed off pain and sorrow, I feed off more emotions which in a high school sure does have its advantages. My emotional range is limited meaning I s
Dennise Pumpkin bioDennise Pumpkin bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Dennise Pumpkin
Daughter of Dennis the mutant Pumpkin
Killer style: I don't like to draw too much attention to myself. Just a simple purple t-shirt with my brown overalls would do.
Freaky Flaw: I have trouble pronouncing my 'T's' and 'S's', so they all come out as "Th" or "Sh"
Favorite Food: I like ice cream (not the pumpkin flavor, though.)
Favorite activity: Reading
Pet Peeve: When some monsters make fun of me because of my lisp. I can't really help that. Also when I get nervous I tend to tap my fingers together, it's so annoying (Thanks dad)
Favorite class: Phys Ed. Many don't know this but I am pretty athletic when it comes to sports.
Least Favorite: Drama. I don't like acting in front of the class (You should know why)
Pets: I have a small bat I've named Ferngully. She is the sweetest thing and is small enough to fit in my overalls pockets.
Dani's DiaryDani's Diary4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Woke up to a beautiful day at sea then a boat crashed into us. Dad took care of those filthy landlubbers. And by take care of I mean chopping 'em up and throwing 'em overboard! That was fun to watch.
Ugh! Men are such pigs! I was cooped up all day on the ship doing chores and those bilge-sucking "pirates" took a fancy in whistling and hollering at me. They've done it before and they do it all the time but it's high time I show 'em who's in charge around here. Okay, so I may not be completely in charge but Dad doesn't approve of them looking at me like that either. But I didn't tell Dad about today, he's got enough on his plate.
I heard Dad playing his organ all night last night. Something must be bothering him. I'll be sure to stay out of his way.
The seas were calm today so I took a swim with me favorite squid, Squishy. It was incredible! We dove deeper than we had before and we found some lost jewels! I'll be keeping those to meself; I don't w
Wendel Wendigo: Journal 1Wendel Wendigo: Journal 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The school year is off to a good enough start. Back on the casketball team again. I am still being overshadowed by that
DoucheDeuce Gorgon guy. Issac DeVile tells me he's really a 'nice' guy, but I don't agree. Anybody standing in my way to the top is on my 'take down' list. Technically, this means Clawd is too. Issac says my attitude is a sure way not to make captain next year.
More love letters. Every few days I get letters in my locker from some ghouls. I don't get why. It's not like I ever talk to them. I can't stand most ghouls. Too complicated. If they can 'like' me without knowing me, I can dislike them without knowing them. I am fine without a ghoulfriend, thanks! Never had one, never will.
I got sent to the Headless Mistress today. I didn't eat enough at lunch so I was really pissed off and this stupid substitute creature tried to tell me I couldn't eat in class. He took away my food. He took. My food. Wendigo are greedy
Losing Self ControlLosing Self Control3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hedward Horseman scratched away with his black fountain pen. He completed his last sentence and beamed. He finished his Dead Languages homework and he was now done with all of his chores for the night. Hedward glanced at the miniature wooden clock that sat on his desk and smiled. 7:35. His father would be home any minute and he would finally get some quality time with him, something he rarely got.
Hedward gathered his stack of papers and tucked them safely away into his school bag which he carelessly tossed onto his bed. He merrily flew out of his bedroom and toward the kitchen. He could see the kitchen light illuminating from the kitchen door. A huge smile formed on his face. That only meant that his dad had returned home.
He could feel the wind rushing through his hair already. He could feel the pulsing beat of the horse's hooves that rushed through him with each contact the hoof made with the ground. He could smell the forest air, so still in the night, which invited him to keep rid
The Car SceneThe Car SceneThe Car Scene4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Swan Lake Recital Saga
It was actually a very beautiful night. The full moon was shinning bright on the night sky as the silver Mercedes Benz CLK 320 Convertible was crossing the city streets.
Not much was being said between the two people inside of the car, but he could clearly notice that she was feeling down again, with her gaze lost in the street lights that passed by as fast as fireflies.
-You're still thinking about it?- he asked gently looking at her. It took her a moment to respond, but first she sighed.
-It's not like I'll take it out of my head that easily -she answered looking down to her feet- I've been ignoring my own feelings for more than a week I just can't hold them in any longer -
He stared at her for a moment and then looked back to the front.
-I understand -he said and then he remained in silence for a while- I really don't like seeing you like this, Ms.Geist... I don't think you deserve it -
Monster High- OC BioName: Archer Taliesin (Tal-i-ess-in)Monster High- OC Bio4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Monster Parent: Taliesin, Welsh god of bards
Killer Style: I'm a rocker/biker kinda girl, so leather is a must have. I simply can't leave the house without my Syn Gates fedora, a pair of fingerless gloves (leather of course), and my wicked cool armband for my ipod. And of course an awesome pair of wither biker boots, Converse or Vans.
Freaky Flaw: Spider, clowns and scarecrows wig me out. Laugh all you want, but those are some major freaky things.
Pet: Arwen is my Siberian Husky/Border Collie mix. We've been best friends since she was a puppy and I was a baby, so we grew up together. She's a total sweetie with a taste for music from Sweeny Todd.
Favorite Activity: Jamming with my all ghoul band, The Nameless. We love to rock out and have creeperific time.
Biggest Pet Peeve: Cleo de Nile. She is one of the most annoying ghouls at school.
Favorite School Subject: Culinarty Arts. I love to cook and I get to sit next to my biggest crush, Deuce G
Jacob Voorhees' JournalJacob Voorhees' Journal4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Well it's that time of year again. Mother's Day. Well since my mother left my dad a few years ago, I've always helped make a little something for my grandma. Pamela Voorhees. Dad has his little shrine for her with her disembodied head, which is a little too over the top for me, so I picked a few flowers around the lake and set them down in front of the shrine. I heard from my dad that she was a very caring lady. She didn't mind my dad's condition and was very kind to him. I wish I could've met her. I'm sure she wanted to see her son all grown up with a kid.
Well today is my dad's birthday. I actually made a nice statue for dad. It took me a pretty long time in the shed and even more of an effort to keep it a secret from him. He actually looked pretty happy when I showed it to him. He hugged me actually, which is something he pretty rarely does. After he put the statue up on top of the fireplace mantle, he ruffled my hair and walked past me. My dad's pretty cool, even
Cilias bad news part twoThey tried so hard to come up with a plan. but the four failed Cilia's brother walked her trough the halls as her eyes were filled to the brim with tears. Zechon, her brother felt sorry for her. walking around holding his sister up she was like a puppet cut from her strings.Cilias bad news part two3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Cilia, it will be okay you still have till the end of the day" she sighed knowing it was hopeless she smiled at her brother he always supported her no matter what she was doing.
"Oh,Zechon, thank you for standing beside me in my brightest hour..." she began to weep tears solid black feel from her eyes as her brother found a bench to sit on. he let his sisters tears stain his white T-shirt with black spots. He hoped her sadness would subside. but she continued to cry as Haley showed up.
"Hey stop your crying! we still have until the end of the day we can do this!
.:Impurrfections:.CHAPTER 1.:Impurrfections:.3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was beautiful gloomy, rainy day at Monster High, students gathered inside the cafeteria to get their everyday, scary looking lunches, trying to find a seat in the crowded lunchroom. Two mocha furred werecats sat down at a table, closest to a window.
"Now Hissary, you need a boyfriend. I had to go cancel that date I so kindly set up for you, since you were being miss-depressed-pants yesterday!" exclaimed one of the werecat sisters, doing hand gestures to show her disappointment. The other looked up from the article she was reading from the local school's newspaper, a look that said 'seriously?' was on her face.
"Purrfecta. Stop saying I need a boyfriend. I don't need one."
Purrfecta looked at her sister, she appeared confused, wither the look was meant jokingly or not, she stated,
"Nonsense! Your my little sister, so that means you need a man in your life!"
"Purrfecta, that makes no sense--"
"Oh you silly little kitty! Just 'cause I love you, I'll s
Unseen Love Ch.1CHAPTER 1Unseen Love Ch.13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jackson Jekyll was sitting on his bed, his phone being balanced on his shoulder with the side of his head as he scrolled through a website of fun posts and blogs on his laptop. Jackson had checked out of the hospital earlier that week after going through weeks of recovery and physical therapy after Manny Taur's attack on him and was excited to get back to school the next morning. For those weeks of recovery, he attended his classes via webcam thanks to Frankie and his other friends.
And Valentine visited him the hospital every day he could, bringing him new flowers as the old ones began to wither.
"Did you see my latest post, sugah?" Valentine's southern accent-laced voice asked over the phone. Jackson scrolled through, his eyes panning the multitude of pictures and text.
"I'm looking there's too many cats on my dash." Jackson mumbled noting to himself to stop following so many werecat girls. Finally, he found a picture that was posted by 'SecretLuver', Valentine's usern
Lost Love Found Ch.1Chapter 1Lost Love Found Ch.13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The year was now 2012. And everything about Henry had faded into a distant memory.
After Draculaura's Sweet 1600, the weekend went by creepily slow, as Valentine worked as hard as he could to get that retched smell out of his clothes and more importantly, off of himself. His mother was furious when he arrived home as he dripped god-knows-what on her 13th century rug in the foyer. She shuffled in and hooped and hollered about the mess and the smell and the fact he hadn't cleaned up after his pet bats. He rolled his eyes and without a word stalked past her nagging to the sanctuary of his own bedroom.
He just wasn't in the mood to deal with her screeching and felt that he could put off the lecture of 'you have to listen and obey your mother' as he slammed and locked his bedroom door. With a sigh, the vampire headed for the bathroom and glanced at himself in the vampire-proof mirror. He stared at his wide-eyed glare for what felt like ages before finally bringing himself to just
Dawn BioDawn Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Child of NiGHTS. I'm genderless but I prefere my female form
Age: I forgot my age, I'm younger than the Dream World, but I look 16
Killer Style: Flowy and dreamy yet modern
Freaky Flaw: I tend to be a little carefree with things, so others tend to steer clear from me
Favorite Food: Cheese cake
Pet: I don't really have pets, I play with Nightopians.
Pet Peeve: Monsters constantly asking me if my parent is a male or female. Nightmarens are genderless for crying out loud.
Favorite Activity: Flying, playing my air flute, and playing with Nightopians
Favorite Class: Drama. I was made for acting
Least favorite: Mad Science. I'm to care free to handle chemicals
Friends: Mina Trees
MLP/EAH: Madness and Other AllergiesMaddie Hatter was restless. Her best friend Raven was far too over-obsessed with the Rebel cause, Earl Grey, her dormouse, had a stomach bug and was refusing his tea, and there was something going on at the fourth wall. This restlessness gave Maddie nervous tingles down her spine, which made her start skipping more, and skipping more made her… look more ridiculous.MLP/EAH: Madness and Other Allergies2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Looking ridiculous was fine. Everything was fine. Heck, it was always fine. Raven was doing well with the cause, Earl Grey would probably eventually vomit out the bug, and whatever the fourth wall was doing, it would stop. Eventually, Maddie would avoid navigating through the forest of nervous tingles, pulling out tea sets for surprise tea parties to calm her nerves.
“Hey, how come there aren’t any proper narrators today?” she wondered aloud, her teacup halfway to her mouth.
“Who are you talking to, Maddie?” Raven walked past. “I don’t see any of these narrator people.”
Lost Love Found Ch.8/ The EndCHAPTER 8Lost Love Found Ch.8/ The End3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Valentine and the others rushed as they followed the blaring ambulance closely behind. It wasn't long before the ambulance pulled into the round about in front of the hospital and began pulling Jackson out on the stretcher and rushed him inside. Valentine parked the car as fast as he could into the nearest parking space and leaped out over the drivers' side door.
He ignored the other's calls for him as he bolted through the front door and rushed after the stretcher disappearing behind two swinging doors to the ER. A nurse yelled for him to stop, but Valentine pursued until finally he was beside the stretcher. He looked down at Jackson and saw that he was already hooked up, oxygen tubes running from his nose and mouth.
"Jackson?" Valentine said trying to get his attention. Jackson appeared heavily sedated already and couldn't respond. His eyes were gently shut. One of the doctors looked up at the vampire as they continued bustling quickly down the hall.
"I'm sorry, but you're
MH: Post Mashionals MoffaMH: Post Mashionals Moffa3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Cheating? There is no place for cheating in Fearleading! Nefera de Nile, you are here by stripped of all your previous trophies."
The blue haired Egyptian gasped then cried out, "Noooooooooo!" before running from the stage in tears.
"Oh man that's too rich," the tanned young gorgon girl chuckled as she hit the rewind button on the remote, causing the scene on the TV to reverse itself until she told it to stop. "And this time in slow mo, shall we?" she asked no one.
"What are you doing," a deeper female voice made the young gorgon jump a bit.
She twisted around in her seat to see a tall dark purple figure standing in the doorway. She relaxed; it was still a trick getting used to having her older sister around.
"Nothing," she shrugged. "Just chilling, watching some tele."
"So loudly," the elder scoffed a bit and came up to the back of the couch to inspect for herself. "What in the world would you find that amusing."
The younger crinkled her nose at the sound of those words and how they
Monster High About: Skulletta La BoneMonster High About: Skulletta La Bone3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Skulleta Crania La Bone
Age: 1,599 years
Skin: She dosen't have any
Eyes: Her right eye is blue and her left eye is pink
Hair: Light brown with lighter brown highlights
Height: 4 feet, 11 inches
Physical Skeleton traits: Skulleta didn't have a stomach until she was given one (age 5) by a sorcer named Julian. Her eyes, mouth and bones didn't move much until Julian's more trained brother James, gave her felxibility in her mouth, bones and eyes. She dosen't have muscles so she isn't very flexible or athletic.
Family: Her mom, Crania and her dad Thoraxis (bone bases names). She's an only child. I also have an owl named Trumby. He's an owl.
Favourite Colour: Yellow, Light Pink and Lime Green
Favourite Food: Macaroni and cheese
Favourite Desert: Anything with cinnamon in it
Least favourite Food: I don't really like hot wings. Too spicy. Im vegetarian because I can stand seeing b
EAH: The road out of Oz ain't paved in goldMy father, ruler of the Winkies and Emperor of the West, means the world to me. Really, you have no idea. BUT – and pretending that witch girl didn't botch her pledge – if it turned out I'd take his place instead of Nikole? I don't think I'd have the heart to go through all that. I mean who wants to get chopped up in a million pieces and wind up as a hunk of metal?EAH: The road out of Oz ain't paved in gold1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
I mean no offense to Papa, but no other Ozian would wish that on their kid.And what if I'm not spell-over-heels over that Munchkin guy or whatever? I mean hex, I don't even like guys that way.
Yeah-yeah, don't get me started on the heart puns. Seriously dude. You came here, looking for a story instead of some musty old journal entry thing, and I'm like writing on about a bunch of crap that's bogging down your reading time.
I know like isn't a comma now shuttup.Honestly I don't think anyone'll read this. Maybe in
Cilia's aranged marrige.Cilia's aranged marrige.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cilia shook as she went to her fathers throne. not happy too say the least. her soon new to be mother was a peace deal with the vampires she had a feeling she was next to be forced into a marriage. she had one of the knifes Derek had given her in a sheth in her pocket. she shook something fierce but smiled*
" hello father to what do i owe the honer of being called before you?" he looked down at his Favorite child. smiling softly and sweetly.
"you are going to bring peace to our kingdom you will marry an angle. he is a prince i am sure you two will get along great" he smiled and cilia felt her body explode.
"yes father... that will be an honer" she ran out crying and she ran to the park and fell apart screaming and crying. Derek, Skulleta and Haley ran up to her.
"Demon-girl whats wrong" Haley
Wednesday Wendigo: DiaryWednesday Wendigo: Diary4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I've been neglecting writing in this diary. But since its Sunday, I guess I have time to catch up. Me and the ghouls have pretty much gotten back into the swing of things. It's always really hard to say goodbye to summer vay-kay
Oh! We have new neighbors. Again. I've lost count of how many times neighbors just up and leave or vanish. But, these guys seem pretty okay. I think they are a manticore husband and wife. Sometimes I see Dad staring out the window at them I hope he's not thinking of doing what I think he is!
People keep telling me my brother is a cold, uncaring, jerk. That's just because all they are looking at is the surface. They don't really understand him. Wendel is just a big 'ol grizzly bear. Which is pretty cuddly when you take a look at Mom and Dad. Today, I couldn't find Shadow. I normally take him on an early morning walk before school, but he got out of the back yard. I was so worried I couldn't even think straight. We