Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
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Homer was tired of Marge's constant nagging, every time he tried to do ANYTHING fun, she put a stop to it!"Still can't believe she made me drop outta that marble eating contest!" He grumbled.
After looking thru Bart's vintage and mylar sealed comics, he'd found an advertisement for 'Krusty's funtime denagger! Guarantied to stop your parents from nagging you constantly!' "Hmm...if it works on parents...maybe it'll work on WIVES!" Homer said excitedly! "Guess I don't need YOU all anymore!" he said, throwing the rest of Bart's comics into the fireplace.
-6-8 weeks later-
"BART! Something arrived from Krusty for you!" Marge shouted as she carried the box in. "Huh? I didn't order anything. How could I after dad burned all my comics!" "IT'S HERE!!!" Homer squealed as he rushed in, grabbed the box and headed back into his bedroom.
Homer ripped the box, pulling out a remote control and a small circular device with an antenna. "Huh.." Homer thought to himself
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"C'mon Milhouse! I can't wait to try out my new Krusty brad wish granter!" Bart said as he and his friend Milhouse rushed up into his room, holding a small figure of Krusty the Clown with a jewel in it's hand. "So Bart, what are ya gonna wish for? Money? Power?" Milhouse asked. "Well first I think we need to test it! We don't want this to be like the Krusty invisibility cloak!" Bart said. "Yea. Who knew Comic Book Guy could throw so hard." Milhouse said, rubbing his head.
"Ok, for my first wish...um....something simple....I got it! I wish I had a new ball!" Bart said. "Why'd ya wish for that? Didn't you say your old one was on the roof?" Milhouse asked. "Yea, but dad tried to get it down with his BB gun." Bart explained. "HEY BART!" Lisa called from downstairs, "The pizza mom ordered came, and dad's beating up the delivery man to get it! if you want some, better hurry!"
As Bart and Milhouse ran downstairs, Marge walked into his bedroom, "Bart really needs t
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Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
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catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
There they go again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch them flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Loonies, they come,
they see, they conquers
Honey, the crowds were
They showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zeros to heros some major hunks
Zeros to heros and who'da th
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Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
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"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
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This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
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I wanna thank Terranova210486, who helped me with choosing pretty much half the cast for this. Thanks a lot.
And now, here's the first chapter.
Chapter 1: Mobian Power
Our story begins in one of the most famous places in the U.S.A.: New York City. It was a typical day in the Big Apple. Streets were crowded, with people going to whatever places they needed to go.
At some point in one street, some teenager discreetly grabbed a wallet from someone's pocket. That someone didn't notice it at all. While walking among the citizens of New York, the teenager discreetly gave the wallet to another teenager. That teenager did the same thing with a third teenager, and so on and so forth.
After a while, the latest teenager to have that wallet casually rested against a wal
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An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
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Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
DoTD - The day afterDoTD - The day after2 years ago in Romance More Like This
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The day after
Darkness, darkness was the only thing Spyro could see. He looked around, but there was nothing to be seen, not the slightest glimmer of light and the sound seemed just as absent as the light. He thought for a moment, and remembered his attempt to mend the world back together "Did I fail?". But at that moment there was a sound. It was a faint sound, but a sound none the less. He heard someone call out his name "Spyro?". He recognized the voice, but he couldn't put his paw on who it was, but then the voice called again "Spyro? Spyro, wake up" this time it was louder and he recognized who it belonged to and all his fears quickly faded away.
He opened his eyes and saw the dragoness standing above him with her muzzle only inches away from his own. He blushed a bit, but was taken by surprise when Cynder began to hug him. "Oh Spyro, I was worried you'd never wake up". Spyro felt something wet on his neck and not
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"Because you are my brother and you need to find a girl" laughed his brother.
"Yeah but why this way?" asked Spyro shyly.
"Wouldn't you feel less nervous if we both had a date on the same time? I have tried it a lot so I can help you though it" said Flame.
"Yeah but why shall I go with you in the first place? Can't you go out on your own?"
"No my date wanted to have her friend with her and she asked me to find a date to her because she was a emo like you" laughed Flame.
"Hey I am not an emo!" growled Spyro angrily.
"I know but you are close" laughed Flame.
"Anyway do you know her friend?"
"Well she has talked a bit about her but it isn't enough to describe her" shrugged Flame.
"I am really not sure about this" sighed Spyro.
"Just relax and enjoy it and do it for me bro" said Flame and clapped his brother on his shoulders.
"Alright" sighed Spyro.
The two male dragons finally got dressed.
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...The abyss stares back into you.
The boy crouched on the edge of the cliff overlooking the sea, he couldn't have been over thirteen or 5 foot 3 as he stared down over the edge to the rocks below with green eyes, tan cargo shorts and a navy blue t-shirt made up his attire. A tiny forest bordered the cliff behind him as two people, obviously his friends make their way through this forest to him...
"Max!" the older of the boys called to the boy on the cliff...
I sigh and look back at Kyle, his black hair moving just enough to see him standing a few feet behind him.
"What?" I asked causualy.
"Why'd you leave?" Jake asks, stuffing his hands into his baggy jeans, he was 6 feet tall and had spiky brown hair and a scar that ran just under his left eye, which was blue. He had taken off his shirt, reavealing the sweaty muscles underneath.
"That last hit from that giant just about made me lose my lunch... besides my asthma's acting up." I say as I stand and look
The dragon experiment TF 1I stared at my computer screen looking through the ridiculous messages that my mum and dad have been posting on Facebook. They were nice, but in an odd way. One such message was from my dad, it read "my fire will burn ever more now that you are with me." I looked further down and looked at the reply from my mum. "And you keep my wings holding me high in the sky with your love."The dragon experiment TF 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
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So if you don't like any of the above, go find something else to read
The TGF Writer
Ever wonder what happened to the magic in the world?
If you look through history and texts, you'll find that the latter in time, the less magic or mystery there is.
Even within religion, the closer to the actual era, the scarcer divine enlightenment or punishment or miracles appear.
Dragons ceased to be named in stories, faeries, elves, dwarfs and orcs ended up with the same fate.
Most would go out of their way and claim that it's because science has been developing, hence proving that miracles, magic, alchemy, and others are just illusions or tricks.
Then again, what if we're wrong?
Could you imagine, for a moment, that magic still exists out there?
Right now, a demon could be fighting against an angel.
A troll could b
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"Oh dear." The professor said, emerging on the teleporter pad. 'I didn't think that he was that badly injured.' The professor thought.
Hearing the teleporter a nearby Ember came running. "Spyro..." Ember gasped, seeing the unconscious body lying on the ground. Looking to the professor she asks, "What's happened to Spyro?!"
"There was a battle with red and Spyro seems to be badly injured." The professor said in response. "You must hurry and help me bring Spyro to the hospital.
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I just looked at Lavia, Zilla and the hatchlings trying to take in what happened. Melissa walked over to them and said "aww they are so cute."
Lavia had never seen her or Harvey before so she asked "who are they?"
"The green, purple and gold dragoness is Melissa and the black, dark viloet and red dragon is Harvey. They got trasnformed last Sunday" I answered.
"Nice to meet you 2 I'm Lavia" said Lavia.
"Hi Lavia" said Melissa and Harvey.
"So how many hatchlings do you have and what are the names?" asked Harvey.
"Well we have 3 one dragon and two dragonesses, the pink one with purple tiger stripes is Kalia, Th gold one with aqua chestplates and blue stripes is Nash, and the aqua one with gold breastplates and pink stripes is Rose" answered Lavia.
"Mind if we take a clossserrr look?" asked Wyraach.
"Sure just be careful" said Zilla.
"Okay" I said.
We took turns looking at them and Melissa was right, they were cute. All 3 of them had half feathered wings, like the
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Sam, you almost ready? I asked.
Almost, she yelled back from the other side of our little camp site, I just need to load the last few mags.
Well, Im heading to the bonfire. I think John is about to announce the next game.
Sure, Ill be with you in minute.
I walked off towards the bonfire. As I passed out of the blue light of my camp and into the orange light of the bonfire, I must have been something to see. Lumbering out of the darkness was a 8 tall dragon, armed with an M16 in its claws. A number of peop