Hobbit - Little Acts of HeroismDwarves couldn’t swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover.Hobbit - Little Acts of Heroism2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. The world was most certainly not in his books. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated and surprisingly chatty Dori, than he had done in his entire life up until that point.
Needless to say, Dwalin’s nipple-ring had been a major eye-opener and even now the company liked to do impressions of Bilbo’s squeak of surprise upon noticing it. Bifur’s injury too had alarmed him, although in truth the axe firmly lodged in his
The End of the SWAT Kats 1The gigantic cloud, perhaps a mile in width, was hovering low over Mt. Anakata as the three helicopters dispatched from the mainland flew towards it. The lead helicopter was a Megakat Geological Society chopper equipped with high-tech sensor equipment, and it was flanked by twin Enforcer choppers.The End of the SWAT Kats 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Much to Mayor Manx's consternation, the island had been cleared of civilians and park employees on the orders of Commander Feral for safety reasons. Megakat City's finest geologist, Dr. Anna Ignimbrite, wasn't sure if the cloud meant Mt. Anakata was going to erupt, but she was determined to find out.
"This cloud is very strange," Ignimbrite into her headseat mic. "It doesn't even look volcanic."
"It's trouble if you ask me!" opined one of the Enforcer pilots over the radio.
"Well, we won't know until we have a closer look, let's go in and do a flyover," Ignimbrite said. To her pilot, she said, "Stay high above the crater. The thermal imaging scope should do the rest."
"Right," said the pilot.
The End of the SWAT Kats 5The two dropped down into a darkened hallway of some sort with a grilled floor and metallic walls. T-Bone landed first on both feet with a dull thud and Razor behind him with a softer sound. The duo poised for a moment to take in their surroundings before advancing slowly, T-Bone in the lead, their Glovatrixes raised. Ahead, they could see faint light. Around the corner to the right was more darkness, but to the left they could see the source of the illumination was coming from an adjacent room where the lights were actually on. The door was slightly ajar.The End of the SWAT Kats 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't like this," whispered Razor.
"What's to like?" said T-Bone as the two headed towards the door.
Opening it, he found a brightly-lit stairwell with numbers on the walls apparently indicating what floor they were on. The twenty-seventh. The stairs led down. There was a ladder to one side leading to a hatchway, but that seemingly just went back to the roof, where they'd just come from. Nowhere to go but down. Turning and nodding
JUSTIFIED - Dark Side of WoodyJUSTIFIEDJUSTIFIED - Dark Side of Woody4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Toy Story fanfic by yellowcrayolacrayon
Submission to the Dark Side of Woody Competition
And he found himself forced into an uncomfortable wooden chair, ropes securing his hands behind the backseat. A hard sneer stretched across the convicted man's face.
"I expected better of you guys," accused Woody Pride. "Fix 'em. The average cow wrestler would be out the door and burnin' up the town by now."
They shared looks, then Jessie circled around the table to adjust the bonds. Buzz pulled out a silver pistol from his belt holster. He glared hatefully at the cowboy, aiming dangerously at the space between his eyes. "In that case, the average cow wrestler would be dead by now."
Woody did not flinch the slightest, eyeing the weapon with amused benevolence. "What happened to that wrist laser of yours?"
The ropes tightened, digging deep into his skin.
"Better. Good job, Jessie. Anyway, Buzz," he continued. "I thought you'd be making good use of it, now that it act
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
7 - HeavenThe Shadowlands were a harsh place to grow up in, the eternal night that plagued the lands only tainting it further. Rogue vampires stalked the leafless woods, searching for easy prey whilst werewolves ran free. No one chose to live here; they were trapped whilst humans enjoyed the spoils of Iann, but just because it was an elaborate prison didn't mean that it was all bad.7 - Heaven4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After a long run in search for some food with some of the other pack members, the Alpha found himself tired as he stretched. His wolf form had faded back to his human, blood coating his naked skin but the werewolf didn't care for his nudity. He held an impressive frame, brown hair caught in ragged waves about his features matching the fierce creature that lurked behind his amber eyes. But although he was a killer, a hunter and one that had performed terrible deeds on others, as he pushed into his cave his expression only softened to one that could have calmed a frightened rabbit cornered by it's hunter.
Primos, Amor y Escuela 1Bueno La Historia Empieza Así, Hola soy Phineas Flynn Tengo 16 Años, Mi Hermano se Llama Ferb, Mi Hermana Candace y Mi Mejor Amiga Isabella, En estos Momentos me Estoy Levantando Para Ir a La Escuela Y..Primos, Amor y Escuela 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ferb: Phineas.., es Necesario Hablarle a Una Grabadora en el Primer Día de Escuela?
Phineas: Feerb! **Le tira una Almohada**
Candace: **Abriendo la Puerta** Chicos! No se han Levantado!, A su edad me Levantaba muy Rapido...
Phineas: Candace..., Tú siempre llegabas Tarde a La Escuela
Candace: ..., Pero ahora Madure y Tengo 22.
Ferb: Como sea.
Phineas: Ferb!? Ya te vestiste!?
Ferb: Mientras Ustedes Hablaban.
Candace: Phineas Más Vale que te Levantes o Tu ''Noviesita'' Se aburrira de Esperarte en la Parada del Autobus
Phineas: Que Isabella Todavía No es Mi Novia.
Phineas: Dije que Isabella No es Mi Novia!
Candace: Yo escuche Otra Cosa, Como sea Ya Vistete!
A Fuera de La Casa Flynn-Fletcher, Se encontraba La Parada del Autobus esco
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
.:Who I Really Am- Bridgette 5:..:Who I Really Am- Bridgette 5:.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
That voice. Under any normal circumstance, anyone else who would've uttered my name would've gotten a blunt "leave me the fuck alone" and a move on with my day. Today wasn't the best of days, as was the day before that and the day before that one. Come to think of it, it hasn't been a good week. My bitchiness had peaked, to the point where I was even growling at Xavier. I couldn't help it. I've just been so angry with myself, and the situation that I had before me.
But that voice belonged to Thomas Fletcher.
Who hated me to no ends.
What the hell?
I turn around and I see that he looks just as tired as I had saw him last time. The bags under his eyes still pronounce, his skin a shade paler, he still, though, looks as handsome as he always does. My heart stops for a moment, then it begins to beat even quicker. All of my bad emotions... everything. All of it's gone, and all he had to do was say my name.
Somehow, my brain managed to turn itself back on after a brief moment of
PnF_Hermanos... O no 30Jeremy: -voltea- ¿Andrea?PnF_Hermanos... O no 302 years ago in Drama More Like This
Andrea: La misma, me dirijia a ver a mi hermano al hospital y te vi desde alla ¿Pasa algo?
Jeremy: Este... No se si deba decirtelo...
Andrea: Vamos... Puedes confiar en mi...
Jeremy: -Suspira- Okey... Tu prima...
Jeremy: Me engaño con otro chico
Andrea: ¿Eh? Quizas estas equivocado... O solo fue algo de momento, siempre a estado enamorada de ti y no creo que sea capaz de engañarte con cualquier otro chic...
Jeremy: Es Phineas...
Andrea: Por eso lo digo... espera... ¿¡Que!? ¡Es imposible! ¿Como van a engañarte con el? ¿Es broma cierto?
Jeremy: No, ambos lo reconocieron, Alan y Ferb lo confirmaron, tambien Isabella, Alan lo estaba golpeando, cuando pregunte por que al llegar admitieron todo
Andrea: ¡Pero si son hermanos!
Jeremy: ¡Lo se! ¡Lo se! ¡Pero ellos no lo saben ese es el problema!
Andrea: Mmm... es cierto
Jeremy: Agh... Ya no se que hacer con esto...
un amor prohibido entre las ppgZ y los rrbZUn amor prohibido de los rrb y las ppgZ parte 5un amor prohibido entre las ppgZ y los rrbZ3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Yo: hola hoy sigo con el fic a si y los chicos ya volvieron
Boomer: auch en silla de ruedas gracias fan numero uno gracias por la promesa de no hacerme daño
Yo: me afecto la maldad de EL xp
Bucht: hola emi ya se me fue la ira de asesinar a boomer
Yo: se te fue a ti me vino ami XD
Brick. Nuca estuve tan cansado en mi vida
Yo: créeme depuse de terminar este fic estarás re contra cansado
Yo: bien la aquí esta la parte 5 de mi fic
Bien con EL y los rrb
Brick: bien mientras que no sea yo
Bucht: hagan lo que quieran pero alejen esa cosa de mí (exageradísimo por dios es muy tierno raze y más en la versión original)
Boomer: no, no le hagan nada a burbuja yo la amo déjenla en paz
Boomer: dije eso en voz alta
Brick: te enamoraste de esa tonta
Bucht: Eres un estupido por que te enamoraste de esa tonta
Boomer: no es una tonta yo la amo y siempre me gusto pero nunca pude de
llegare a ti 2 XDllegare a ti 2 XD3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Llegare a ti 2
Con las chicas
(Jazz caminaba detrás de Marie intentando convencerla de perdonar a Thomas, pero la chica pelirroja no la escuchaba)
Jazz: "Marie, por favor, - le repetía - ¿no crees que ambos se lo están tomando demasiado personal?" le preguntó.
Marie: "Deja de mencionarlo le dijo aún dándole la espalda mientras seguía caminando y deja de seguirme, quiero estar sola" aceleró el paso.
Jazz: "Vamos, estoy segura de que esto es solo un gran malentendido" argumentó.
Marie: "Pues a mí me parece que el dejó bien en claro como se sentía" apretó no solo los dientes sino también los puños.
Jazz: "¡Suficiente!... se paró en frente de Marie con los brazos extendidos para impedirle que pudiera pasar - los dos se están comportando como niños pequeños, así que ve allá, exígele una d
MLP:FiM - Family is ForeverMLP:FiM - Family is Forever4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a sunny and warm day of summer, like any other. Or, it could have been, if it hadn't been the day when Scootaloo learned the terrible truth.
It was also the day of the grand annual reunion of the Weather Pegasi family. A long awaited moment for the related winged ponies who got together, from all over Equestria, to share news and see friendly faces for the first time in a year. Everyone looked forward to the party, but Scootaloo was an exception.
Each year, at those reunions, she couldn't help but always have this awkward feeling of being 'out of place', as each time some members of the family would look at her, then whisper strange things between themselves about 'how sad it was' and 'how a shame it was that they couldn't be there' and then moved away, to continue their conversation in private. It didn't help that she was pretty much the only pegasus of her color, as almost every other were white, black or grey, different shades of blue and green and even one pink, that
un amor prohibido de las ppgZ y los rrbZ parte 4Un amor prohibido de los rrb y las ppgZ parte 4un amor prohibido de las ppgZ y los rrbZ parte 43 years ago in Drama More Like This
Yo: Hola jeje como se acordaran Brick y Bucht corrían ah boomer por lo que les dijo Brick bueno se canso de perseguir ah boomer y se fue pero Bucht no así que dejaron estos mensajes
Boomer: auch hola a todas mis fans gracias a mi supuesta fan numero 1 estoy en el hospital Pero no se preocupen estaré bien pronto creo * fin del mensaje*
Bucht: e jeje hola, como están? ^^U yo se que ya vieron como esta Boomer y me mandaron a "controlar mi ira" y técnicamente no se donde estoy XP saludos a todas a mis fans si vuelvo ah ver ah Boomer LO DEJO EN COMA * fin del mensaje*
Brick: hola -_-U ya que Boomer esta en el hospital y Butch en el siquiatra XP tengo que estar visitándolos dos veces al día a cada uno, tengo superpoderes ¡pero no tengo energía ilimitada! T...T!, o valla es hora de visitar a boomer -_-U saludos
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)11 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
Summer Storm"On the rooftop, thinkin it's about to pour, people run for shelter tryin to get out that storm--"Summer Storm3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Phineas. Whatcha doin?"
Phineas peered over the edge of the roof, smiling at his best friend below. "Hey Isabella. I'm just sitting up here tinkering with my guitar."
Isabella looked around. "Where's Ferb?"
"Oh, he and Dad went to another Space Adventure marathon."
"And you didn't go?"
"Nah. I'm over it."
"Oh." She paused. "What about Candace?"
"She's over at Jeremy's." He tuned a string on his guitar, looking over the horizon. "Actually, pretty much everybody is gone today. Even Perry."
She giggled. "Isn't Perry usually gone during the day?"
Phineas laughed. "Yeah. Want to join me? It's a great view up here."
Isabella bit back a squeal, clamoring up. "Sure!" She sat down next to him, pulling her knees up to her chest. "So, what were you singing earlier?"
"This song I heard on the radio. I liked it and decided to see if I could play it." He shrugged.
"Can I hear it?"
"Sure." He tuned
Mi Sexy Niñero 25Mi Sexy NiñeroMi Sexy Niñero 256 months ago in Romance More Like This
Ya paso un mes desde que estoy aquí con Fionna,eh intentado aclarar mis sentimientos por ella y creo que lo logre, fue solo una simple atracción por su hermoso y sexy cuerpo que tiene , si no fuera su niñero ya me la abría follado igual me saque también esa idea y hice algo mejor quise ser su amigo pero fue más difícil de lo que pensé un día andábamos de los mas bien y al otro día no nos podíamos ni ver.
La relación con Ashley estaba yendo muy bien , la amaba cada día mas , siempre que nos veíamos en su casa o en una fiesta nos “divertíamos demasiado” ustedes me entienden jeje , para mí era la mujer perfecta, también lo hicimos en la escuela ,en la biblioteca fue lo más excitante que había hecho ,pero les digo algo raro ,fue que me imagine que Ashley era Fionna por eso me gusto mucho mas ,pensé que ya tenía mis sentim
Total Drama Haikus Part 3Check out my smile.Total Drama Haikus Part 34 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
I am the best host ever.
With my trusty Chef
All about order
Everyone must eat my food.
No complaining now.
The Queen of Drama,
From Celebrity Manhunt,
Don't call me Mildred.
Some Couples (Ones I like, some are straight, some are gay):
Psycho and Homeschool
An interesting combo
It's a wild ride
Choose Trent or Duncan?
It's easy for me to pick
The guitar player.
Common girl interest
On same team in TDI
One defends other.
With some common traits
Bossy, cruel, and destructive
To everyone there
Best rapper ever
Geeky friendship is awesome
Love interests best friends
Both same demeanor
Music is the connector
Binds them together
Just not as cute or handsome
As canon couple
A lot in common
In the beginning of time
And then will branch out
To everyone on the show
Except for the fans
PnF - I Love You Always ForeverIsabella was walking back home, accompanied by Phineas. She finally had her first date with him and was enjoying every minute of it. After some strong "teasing" towards the redhead, he finally started to notice her. At the beginning of Summer Vacation, Phineas asked her out on a date. Using nanobots, he created a message in the air and showed it at Isabella 'ISABELLA, WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME?' She couldn't say no after his request. Later, they went out to a romantic dinner at Isabella's favorite restaurant and then walked together home.PnF - I Love You Always Forever3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"So Isabella, did you enjoy our date?" asked Phineas.
Isabella looked at him with a wide smile. "Oh Phineas. I enjoyed everything!"
"Well then. I think that you're going to love this."
Taking a detour, both entered in the Park. The night sky was full of stars and the moon was shining brightly. Isabella was admiring that beautiful scenery, when Phineas got in front of her. She looked at him, confused.
"Isabella " he started. "For starter
Total Drama Haikus Part 2I'm into horses.Total Drama Haikus Part 24 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
I love my boyfriend Brady.
Yes, he is real.
Surfing is my life.
I'm chilling in the water.
Please save the whales.
I'm a C-I-T.
I'll sue you for everything.
Hope you have lawyers.
I will crush you all.
All must fear angry Eva.
Two seasons sidelined
I'm not into this.
Stuck between Trent and Duncan,
Which one should I pick?
Oh my Leshawna,
I'll do anything for you.
Boo-yeah, oh boo-yeah.
I'm the prettiest.
I don't even have a brain.
Girls will flock to me
This is so boring.
No, I'm not gay with Cody.
Worst poem ever
Ooh, it's so yummy
I can eat this food all day
Watch out, I have gas.
One two three four five
I love playing my guitar.
Six seven eight nine
Forgotten by all,
I totally rock at sports
Oh yeah, I like girls.
Attention with DetentionAttention with DetentionAttention with Detention4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By: Brittany R./WallynSimonsGirl/Rika
"So you see Principal Wartz…I really just think it'd be better for…someone else to finish out the hall monitor's duty for the rest of this week," the petite Japanese-American girl muttered shyly. The husky man blinked in surprise,
"Miss Heyerdahl, may I ask the reason behind this…sudden decision to shirk the responsibilities bestowed to you by the longstanding tradition of this fine learning establishment?" Phoebe cringed. She should have known Principal Wartz would blow the situation out of proportion. She sighed,
"I just…I've been a tyrant sir. I've been very rude and disrespectful and unfair to my fellow classmates and…"
"You were asserting your power of authority and had the hall of this institution looking ship-shape if I do say so myself." Phoebe's face reddened in slight agitation. He was so frustrat