-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
Hobbit - Little Acts of HeroismDwarves couldn’t swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover.Hobbit - Little Acts of Heroism3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. The world was most certainly not in his books. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated and surprisingly chatty Dori, than he had done in his entire life up until that point.
Needless to say, Dwalin’s nipple-ring had been a major eye-opener and even now the company liked to do impressions of Bilbo’s squeak of surprise upon noticing it. Bifur’s injury too had alarmed him, although in truth the axe firmly lodged in his
Envious, Chapter FiveShatteredEnvious, Chapter Five4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Slinky's assumption had indeed been correct; Woody did not sleep at all that night, due to the fact that he was trying to devise a plan to get to Sunnyside with Bonnie in the morning. He had to slap himself though when he remembered that tomorrow was Show-And-Tell and that Bonnie had been planning to bring a certain red-haired cowgirl to show to her class. It would be pretty easy for him to get Bonnie to take him to school with her, as long as Jessie went along with his new plan.
"Oh come on Jess, will you just do this one simple little thing for me?"
"Woody, I'm not hiding from Bonnie so that you can get her to take you to school with her! I can talk to Barbie for you if it's really all that important."
"But she specifically asked for me to come. I need to be the one to go."
"But why can't we both go?"
"Because Bonnie's mom won't let her take more than one toy to school with her, you know that."
The cowgirl sighed in defeat.
-ma vie, the ruse: part 1--ma vie, the ruse: part 1-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Wow! Radioactive Man Vs. Wussycat: When The Claws Come Out!"
Bart Simpson gaped upon the comic book in the window of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. "Man,
only a few of even the most elite comic book collectors own *that* one! Aah, how I admire their strength of
much moolah, their grace and bravery of their never begging their parents..."
Milhouse Van Houten loosened his fixed gaze upon the book, and shifted his glance to Bart. "Yeah, they're
known as the Wussies!"
Bart blinked at him puzzledly.
"Er..they're still trying to come up with a new club name."
After a few more minutes of worshipping, the admiring silence was disturbed by the hoarse, slightly-scratchy,
threatening voice of a certain bully. Oh, no.
"Hey, Four-Eyes!" Nelson Muntz called out, standing behind the two boys, and with two other boys behind him
in a rather 'bodyguard' fashion.
Mafia fic Chap 4Mafia fic Chap 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
While following Johnny outside to the yard, Meg noticed several police officers covering the dead with sheets or putting police tape around the crime scene. She then looked over and saw two paramedics extracting the bullet from her fathers shoulder and trying to take care of the wound. Several feet away, she noticed Legs on a stretcher. She gasped and tried not to cry. Johnny looked down at the little girl and noticed her reactions. She had both her palms covering her mouth, eyes wide like saucers and tears beginning to fill her eyes. Johnny felt disgusted. He hated seeing people cry or show any kind of emotion. He taught himself at an early age that showing any kind of emotion would get you no respect or worse-death. Johnny told himself if he ever had a child he would teach it to never cry. Being weak was something that a man in the mafia should never do. He often hated Fat Tony for never teaching his child that. He continued looking at the little girl and rolled his eyes.
Mafia fic Chap 1Mafia fic Chap 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When someone tells you that their child is the apple of their eye, your heart begins to melt and you picture a smiling father and his beautiful little girl. This was no exception for Fat Tony and the now five year old little girl he found on his door step named Meg. She was a happy child; always eager to follow either her father or one of the boys when they would go into another room and ask them if they wanted to play a game. In an instant, they would stop what they were doing and play with the little girl. Meg was especially close to Legs. Legs adored that little girl and whenever she asked him to play hide-and-seek, play a tea party or even if it involved dressing up with her, he would. One night in particular, Legs remembered it was raining outside and there was a terrible thunder and lightning storm. Meg was afraid that night and had a hard time staying asleep in her bed. Louie, Fat Tony and Legs stayed by her bedside until they all thought she was fast asleep. But children someti
Mafia fic Chap 2Mafia fic Chap 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
No one in the house knew when the little girls birthday was. They all tried thinking of days that would be suitable for Megs special day. Finally, after long discussions, Louie came up with the idea of celebrating her birthday on the day that the men found her on their doorstep. Fat Tony felt uncomfortable doing that; celebrating his little girls day on the night that her real parents abandoned her. When Johnny heard this he laughed; this would the perfect day to celebrate it because it would remind them all that garbage pickup now no longer comes on Tuesdays. And for that comment, both Legs and Louie knocked him senseless to the ground. For a few moments, Fat Tony thought of that idea. He didnt want to remember of why her parents gave her up but that they were celebrating her presence and the happiness that she brought to this family. He agreed and from that conversation, Megs birthday was now celebrated on May 24th.
The day that Johnny finally made Meg c
-ma vie, the ruse: part 4--ma vie, the ruse: part 4-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Gck... l-let... go of me!"
Bob looked around, then tauntingly said:
"Oh, I don't see anyone else who'd want me to do that..."
The cold, sharp silver started to press into the thin skin on Bart's throat. Now helpless, Bart Simpson closed his
eyes and waited for the inevitable...
Just then, Bart wondered why things still looked so bright even when his eyes were shut tight. Upon opening
them, a car's bright headlights almost blinded him. Huh? he thought. "What the..."
"Police!" Chief Wiggum called out. "Hey, is everything all right out there?"
Chief Wiggum! Bart thought. The fear left his face, and immediately after that, a sadistic smile grew upon it.
He coolly answered Bob's earlier question: "I dunno, that cop over there might have something to say about it."
Bob's heart raced. Caught.
Wiggum shined a flashlight on Bob
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
Ch.15: Dark momentsCh.15: Dark moments3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The life of a young Fire Lord is a chapter story;
All the stories are about fragments out of Zuko's life.
The Fire Colonies start to oppose against their own regime, new protests and more rebels are no exception any more. Fire Lord Zuko starts to doubt about his duty, he gets isolated after a new incident. Mai tries to help her boyfriend again out of this long and tiring misery.
Zuko is seventeen,
Mai is sixteen.
The life of a young Fire Lord,
Chapter 15: Dark moments.
Tension filled in the Fire Nation colonies which are located in the Earth Kingdom. Their inhabitants had heard the recent news about one of their people, Mister Long. He was the blacksmith and a loyal friend of a lot of neighbors.
Nobody could understand why he was arrested and burned in an Agni Kai by that deceptive Fire Lord. They knew that Mister Long had an appointment with Fire Lord Zuko one week ago to talk about their severe circumstances but he never came back.
The lies about Mister Long bein
Bugsladdin 01Hi everybody! I finally decide to do a Disney parody. My first one! This story is a parody of my all-time favorite Disney movie: Aladdin! And I decided to do a Looney Tunes version of this movie. So, all the characters will be played by Looney Tunes characters. Also, since I'm a French Canadian from Quebec, I'm not as good in English as in French. So, maybe there will be a lot of grammar errors, maybe not.Bugsladdin 017 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Enjoy this first chapter!
Chapter 1 : Looney Tunes Nights
A skunk was travelling in the desert on the back of a camel. This skunk had only black fur. However, he had white fur on his face and on his stomach. A white line was on the back of his tail and on his back. In addition of a black nose, the inside of his ears was white. He was, of course, Pepé le Pew. He began to sing a little song.
Pepé: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the Break the fourth wall lines roam
Where its funny and immense
And the laugh is intense
Its amusing, but
Justice Tunes 01Hello, everyone. This is a crossover I've been thinking of doing for a while and here's where I got the idea. You see, back in the 90's, DC Comics published a four issue-miniseries titled "Superman & Bugs Bunny". As you can imagine, it was a crossover between the DC Universe and the Looney Tunes. I've never read that crossover, but I've always wanted to read it just to see how characters from both universes would react if they met. So, this is how I was inspired to write this crossover. Anyway, here's the first chapter of it. By the way, the DC characters appearing in this are mostly based on a mix between the DC Animated Universe and the comics themselves.Justice Tunes 013 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: What's Up, Superman?
Metropolis. One of the largest cities in the U.S.A. This is where Superman, the Man of Steel himself, lives. Several criminals have been trying to do harm to the citizens of this city, but the Man of Tomorrow was always there to stop them. Metropolis is also home of the Daily Planet, one of the most f
Spider-Hare 01Today is a great day. Why am I saying that? Well, today is the tenth anniversary of the first Spider-Man movie! To celebrate this event, I've decided to start my own fanmake of this movie, making it my first fanmake of a Marvel movie.Spider-Hare 014 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To answer Fizzucker's review from "The Looney Tune Movie"... Isn't it obvious? Both Lupin and Connors are smart teachers who sometimes turn into a ferocious beast against their will.
Anyway, enjoy this first chapter, everyone!
Chapter 1: Amazing Fantasy
Our story begins in the Big Apple itself, New York City. It was a bright sunny day as some school bus was being driven on the streets. At this moment, someone was heard narrating.
"Who am I? Are you sure ya wanna know? No seriously, are you sure ya wanna hear me tell you who am I, even though you probably have something else better to do right now? Cause let me tell ya, my life isn't that interesting Well, okay, I lied. My life is far from being boring, I'll admit that. Still, you're sure ya wanna kn
The Simpsons: DeconstructionThe Simpsons: Deconstruction1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
As is usual for an episode of The Simpsons, our story begins in Springfield.
Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard "I will do something meaningful instead of writing a fic that celebrates an immortal show." As soon as the bell rang, he went out on his skateboard.
He bounced atop a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie was raking on his way, revealing Barney Gumble to be buried beneath the leaves.
We cut to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer once again leaves with a carbon rod under his shirt.
Lisa Simpson is yet again kicked out of music class by Mr. Largo for deviating from the song the class was supposed to play. As usual, she blissfully walked down the halls while still playing her saxophone.
Marge drives home with Maggie playing with a toy steering wheel. Both of them honk their horns, which wakes up Grampa, who was also in the car.
Eventually, the entire family made it home.
Everyone sat on the couch and sighed, as if they had been doing hard grueling work this past 27
RustThe night had fallen on the yellow brick road when the four wayfarers had a break in their journey to Emerald City.Rust5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Lion was the first one who fell asleep on the edge of the road, neglecting to find a more suitable couch. The girl laughed as her little curious dog ambled up to sniff the sleeping beast and then lay down as well, wagging his tail. She sat down and someway lit a fire, as the man of straw kept a safe distance and looked at her curiously, still anxiously.
By that fire Tin Man is now sitting, polishing his own axe that time, weather, and uselessness made rusty. He doesn't need to sleep, and maybe that's why he can think so clearly at night.
Though his effort, Tin Man still can't understand.
On the opposite side of the fire, beside the two animals which sleep together, the girl fell asleep hanging her head on the Scarecrow's straw knees. The Scarecrow cannot sleep, either; so he's been there sitting for a long time minutes? Hours? watching the girl, the usua
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Ep 55 - Doodles of DoomDANNYEp 55 - Doodles of Doom8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Doodles of Doom"
Story by Jennifer E. Morton
Written by Jennifer E. Morton
EPISODE # 055
FIRST DRAFT: 8.25.07
FINAL DRAFT: 10.24.07
EXT. FENTON RESIDENCE - DAY
Establish on the Fenton works building, which now dubs the name "Master Fenton Works"
a large moving van is seen, just across the street, as men are seen unloading boxes and other various items from the back of the truck.
INT. FENTON RESIDENCE - CONTINUOUS
JACK is seen, spying out the front window with a pair of odd looking, high-tech binoculars. JAZZ and DANNY enter, backpacks flung over their backs. They approach JACK curiously.
Dad, what's going on?
We have new neighbors!
JACK moves aside, allowing DANNY and JAZZ to take a look. DANNY's eyes light up at the sight of the big screen TV that is being carried into the house.
Oh man, look at the size of that plasma screen!
Ours is bigger.
yah know, rather then snooping on our
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
A Card Of Squeals [Legs/Louie]"Who's in?" Fat Tony asked. He beardy looked around the round card-table. His hit-men glanced around at one another, their hands gripping their cards tightly, goading which one to take the dive first.A Card Of Squeals [Legs/Louie]4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I fold," Legs said dismissively, setting his cards down upon the table and whipping out his switchblade knife to pick minutely at something stuck between his teeth.
"I'm out," Louie said as well. He laid his hand over-top his own cards that were now rested downwards on the table, while ever so slightly sneaking a peek at Legs out of the corner of his eyes. Legs didn't seem to notice the quick peeks the younger man sent his way, nor did he see the light hue of pink settled within the curly haired man's cheeks.
Frankie the Squealer, however, did. He observed Louie from his position of being tied to one of the chairs around the card-table, next to Johnny Tightlips. His mouth opened ever so slightly, and his hands began fumbling about underneath all the rope. Before Frankie could shout out a
A Scene in the McDodd HomeIt's one of those moments that every parent dreads, explaining the facts of life to their child.A Scene in the McDodd Home8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It doesn't matter how great a parent you are, deep down we all secretly wish they could just learn about it from their friend on a bus ride home from a field trip. Then at least we wouldn't have to suffer their looks of confusion -or even horror - as we attempted to explain without looking directly at them.
Of course, this is all irrelevant for me...since I haven't actually had that particular talk with my kids yet.
Not that we haven't tried. No, a while back my wife got the idea of having "the talk" with our children, all of our children. Bad time to have ninety-seven kids.
I had had a pretty good day when she sprung it on me. I didn't lose a single document that had needed my signature, I didn't stumble onto or spill anything on anyone, and some of the girls and I had watched my favorite movie on TV after dinner.
I came into the bedroom ready for what I'd hoped was going to be a pl
The End of the SWAT Kats 1The gigantic cloud, perhaps a mile in width, was hovering low over Mt. Anakata as the three helicopters dispatched from the mainland flew towards it. The lead helicopter was a Megakat Geological Society chopper equipped with high-tech sensor equipment, and it was flanked by twin Enforcer choppers.The End of the SWAT Kats 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Much to Mayor Manx's consternation, the island had been cleared of civilians and park employees on the orders of Commander Feral for safety reasons. Megakat City's finest geologist, Dr. Anna Ignimbrite, wasn't sure if the cloud meant Mt. Anakata was going to erupt, but she was determined to find out.
"This cloud is very strange," Ignimbrite into her headseat mic. "It doesn't even look volcanic."
"It's trouble if you ask me!" opined one of the Enforcer pilots over the radio.
"Well, we won't know until we have a closer look, let's go in and do a flyover," Ignimbrite said. To her pilot, she said, "Stay high above the crater. The thermal imaging scope should do the rest."
"Right," said the pilot.
The End of the SWAT Kats 5The two dropped down into a darkened hallway of some sort with a grilled floor and metallic walls. T-Bone landed first on both feet with a dull thud and Razor behind him with a softer sound. The duo poised for a moment to take in their surroundings before advancing slowly, T-Bone in the lead, their Glovatrixes raised. Ahead, they could see faint light. Around the corner to the right was more darkness, but to the left they could see the source of the illumination was coming from an adjacent room where the lights were actually on. The door was slightly ajar.The End of the SWAT Kats 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't like this," whispered Razor.
"What's to like?" said T-Bone as the two headed towards the door.
Opening it, he found a brightly-lit stairwell with numbers on the walls apparently indicating what floor they were on. The twenty-seventh. The stairs led down. There was a ladder to one side leading to a hatchway, but that seemingly just went back to the roof, where they'd just come from. Nowhere to go but down. Turning and nodding
.:Who I Really Am- Bridgette 5:..:Who I Really Am- Bridgette 5:.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
That voice. Under any normal circumstance, anyone else who would've uttered my name would've gotten a blunt "leave me the fuck alone" and a move on with my day. Today wasn't the best of days, as was the day before that and the day before that one. Come to think of it, it hasn't been a good week. My bitchiness had peaked, to the point where I was even growling at Xavier. I couldn't help it. I've just been so angry with myself, and the situation that I had before me.
But that voice belonged to Thomas Fletcher.
Who hated me to no ends.
What the hell?
I turn around and I see that he looks just as tired as I had saw him last time. The bags under his eyes still pronounce, his skin a shade paler, he still, though, looks as handsome as he always does. My heart stops for a moment, then it begins to beat even quicker. All of my bad emotions... everything. All of it's gone, and all he had to do was say my name.
Somehow, my brain managed to turn itself back on after a brief moment of