-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
Hobbit - Little Acts of HeroismDwarves couldn’t swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover.Hobbit - Little Acts of Heroism2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. The world was most certainly not in his books. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated and surprisingly chatty Dori, than he had done in his entire life up until that point.
Needless to say, Dwalin’s nipple-ring had been a major eye-opener and even now the company liked to do impressions of Bilbo’s squeak of surprise upon noticing it. Bifur’s injury too had alarmed him, although in truth the axe firmly lodged in his
-ma vie, the ruse: part 1--ma vie, the ruse: part 1-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Wow! Radioactive Man Vs. Wussycat: When The Claws Come Out!"
Bart Simpson gaped upon the comic book in the window of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. "Man,
only a few of even the most elite comic book collectors own *that* one! Aah, how I admire their strength of
much moolah, their grace and bravery of their never begging their parents..."
Milhouse Van Houten loosened his fixed gaze upon the book, and shifted his glance to Bart. "Yeah, they're
known as the Wussies!"
Bart blinked at him puzzledly.
"Er..they're still trying to come up with a new club name."
After a few more minutes of worshipping, the admiring silence was disturbed by the hoarse, slightly-scratchy,
threatening voice of a certain bully. Oh, no.
"Hey, Four-Eyes!" Nelson Muntz called out, standing behind the two boys, and with two other boys behind him
in a rather 'bodyguard' fashion.
-ma vie, the ruse: part 4--ma vie, the ruse: part 4-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Gck... l-let... go of me!"
Bob looked around, then tauntingly said:
"Oh, I don't see anyone else who'd want me to do that..."
The cold, sharp silver started to press into the thin skin on Bart's throat. Now helpless, Bart Simpson closed his
eyes and waited for the inevitable...
Just then, Bart wondered why things still looked so bright even when his eyes were shut tight. Upon opening
them, a car's bright headlights almost blinded him. Huh? he thought. "What the..."
"Police!" Chief Wiggum called out. "Hey, is everything all right out there?"
Chief Wiggum! Bart thought. The fear left his face, and immediately after that, a sadistic smile grew upon it.
He coolly answered Bob's earlier question: "I dunno, that cop over there might have something to say about it."
Bob's heart raced. Caught.
Wiggum shined a flashlight on Bob
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
Bugsladdin 01Hi everybody! I finally decide to do a Disney parody. My first one! This story is a parody of my all-time favorite Disney movie: Aladdin! And I decided to do a Looney Tunes version of this movie. So, all the characters will be played by Looney Tunes characters. Also, since I'm a French Canadian from Quebec, I'm not as good in English as in French. So, maybe there will be a lot of grammar errors, maybe not.Bugsladdin 017 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Enjoy this first chapter!
Chapter 1 : Looney Tunes Nights
A skunk was travelling in the desert on the back of a camel. This skunk had only black fur. However, he had white fur on his face and on his stomach. A white line was on the back of his tail and on his back. In addition of a black nose, the inside of his ears was white. He was, of course, Pepé le Pew. He began to sing a little song.
Pepé: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the Break the fourth wall lines roam
Where its funny and immense
And the laugh is intense
Its amusing, but
Spider-Hare 01Today is a great day. Why am I saying that? Well, today is the tenth anniversary of the first Spider-Man movie! To celebrate this event, I've decided to start my own fanmake of this movie, making it my first fanmake of a Marvel movie.Spider-Hare 013 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To answer Fizzucker's review from "The Looney Tune Movie"... Isn't it obvious? Both Lupin and Connors are smart teachers who sometimes turn into a ferocious beast against their will.
Anyway, enjoy this first chapter, everyone!
Chapter 1: Amazing Fantasy
Our story begins in the Big Apple itself, New York City. It was a bright sunny day as some school bus was being driven on the streets. At this moment, someone was heard narrating.
"Who am I? Are you sure ya wanna know? No seriously, are you sure ya wanna hear me tell you who am I, even though you probably have something else better to do right now? Cause let me tell ya, my life isn't that interesting Well, okay, I lied. My life is far from being boring, I'll admit that. Still, you're sure ya wanna kn
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
A Scene in the McDodd HomeIt's one of those moments that every parent dreads, explaining the facts of life to their child.A Scene in the McDodd Home7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It doesn't matter how great a parent you are, deep down we all secretly wish they could just learn about it from their friend on a bus ride home from a field trip. Then at least we wouldn't have to suffer their looks of confusion -or even horror - as we attempted to explain without looking directly at them.
Of course, this is all irrelevant for me...since I haven't actually had that particular talk with my kids yet.
Not that we haven't tried. No, a while back my wife got the idea of having "the talk" with our children, all of our children. Bad time to have ninety-seven kids.
I had had a pretty good day when she sprung it on me. I didn't lose a single document that had needed my signature, I didn't stumble onto or spill anything on anyone, and some of the girls and I had watched my favorite movie on TV after dinner.
I came into the bedroom ready for what I'd hoped was going to be a pl
Mafia fic Chap 4Mafia fic Chap 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
While following Johnny outside to the yard, Meg noticed several police officers covering the dead with sheets or putting police tape around the crime scene. She then looked over and saw two paramedics extracting the bullet from her fathers shoulder and trying to take care of the wound. Several feet away, she noticed Legs on a stretcher. She gasped and tried not to cry. Johnny looked down at the little girl and noticed her reactions. She had both her palms covering her mouth, eyes wide like saucers and tears beginning to fill her eyes. Johnny felt disgusted. He hated seeing people cry or show any kind of emotion. He taught himself at an early age that showing any kind of emotion would get you no respect or worse-death. Johnny told himself if he ever had a child he would teach it to never cry. Being weak was something that a man in the mafia should never do. He often hated Fat Tony for never teaching his child that. He continued looking at the little girl and rolled his eyes.
The End of the SWAT Kats 1The gigantic cloud, perhaps a mile in width, was hovering low over Mt. Anakata as the three helicopters dispatched from the mainland flew towards it. The lead helicopter was a Megakat Geological Society chopper equipped with high-tech sensor equipment, and it was flanked by twin Enforcer choppers.The End of the SWAT Kats 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Much to Mayor Manx's consternation, the island had been cleared of civilians and park employees on the orders of Commander Feral for safety reasons. Megakat City's finest geologist, Dr. Anna Ignimbrite, wasn't sure if the cloud meant Mt. Anakata was going to erupt, but she was determined to find out.
"This cloud is very strange," Ignimbrite into her headseat mic. "It doesn't even look volcanic."
"It's trouble if you ask me!" opined one of the Enforcer pilots over the radio.
"Well, we won't know until we have a closer look, let's go in and do a flyover," Ignimbrite said. To her pilot, she said, "Stay high above the crater. The thermal imaging scope should do the rest."
"Right," said the pilot.
The End of the SWAT Kats 5The two dropped down into a darkened hallway of some sort with a grilled floor and metallic walls. T-Bone landed first on both feet with a dull thud and Razor behind him with a softer sound. The duo poised for a moment to take in their surroundings before advancing slowly, T-Bone in the lead, their Glovatrixes raised. Ahead, they could see faint light. Around the corner to the right was more darkness, but to the left they could see the source of the illumination was coming from an adjacent room where the lights were actually on. The door was slightly ajar.The End of the SWAT Kats 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I don't like this," whispered Razor.
"What's to like?" said T-Bone as the two headed towards the door.
Opening it, he found a brightly-lit stairwell with numbers on the walls apparently indicating what floor they were on. The twenty-seventh. The stairs led down. There was a ladder to one side leading to a hatchway, but that seemingly just went back to the roof, where they'd just come from. Nowhere to go but down. Turning and nodding
Stuffed Shantae Short"Urrp....I can't keep this up...." Shantae groaned as she tossed the plate to the side, a hand onto her bloated stomach. Becoming a princess at the temple by complete accident wasn't the best thing to happen. Rather than saving Sequin Land from impending doom, she was gorging herself on royal feasts day and night against her will. "I can't sit around making a pig of myself!"Stuffed Shantae Short2 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Too late, you already are." From the side Risky Boots chimed in, tossing a bone at Shantae's head, plonking right onto her nose. It was true, Shantae was no longer the slim girl she'd once been, her whole body thick with flab after weeks of non-stop eating. Her tanned skin bulged out all over, especially around what little she wore. Her belly hung over her waist and brushed against the cold crotchplate, whilst her arm and thigh fat was compressed next to the bands around her limbs. Worse so, her already modest chest had ballooned into a pair of grand melons that made her feel like her golden bra was going to burst
Envious, Chapter FiveShatteredEnvious, Chapter Five4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Slinky's assumption had indeed been correct; Woody did not sleep at all that night, due to the fact that he was trying to devise a plan to get to Sunnyside with Bonnie in the morning. He had to slap himself though when he remembered that tomorrow was Show-And-Tell and that Bonnie had been planning to bring a certain red-haired cowgirl to show to her class. It would be pretty easy for him to get Bonnie to take him to school with her, as long as Jessie went along with his new plan.
"Oh come on Jess, will you just do this one simple little thing for me?"
"Woody, I'm not hiding from Bonnie so that you can get her to take you to school with her! I can talk to Barbie for you if it's really all that important."
"But she specifically asked for me to come. I need to be the one to go."
"But why can't we both go?"
"Because Bonnie's mom won't let her take more than one toy to school with her, you know that."
The cowgirl sighed in defeat.
RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part 1)RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part one)RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part 1)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
1) After Noam had placed Thera on the ground, she stared up at him and he stared right back at her. Then, in one swift motion, Thera had locked lips with Noam. Noam's eyes widened and he was only able to kiss back for about five seconds when she let go.
"S-Sorry..." Was all Thera could say before she ran off.
Noam's face was beet red when he walked over to Lilly. One look at his face and Lilly laughed and slapped him on the back.
"Nice work genius."
2) Thera screamed as they fell from the air, but Noam was prepared for this. Quickly, he grabbed Thera, tucked her under his arm and pulled the cord to his parachute.
Thera stopped screaming and stayed close to Noam as they fell down gently to the ground. Noam was the only person she could trust to save her in these situations. He was her anchor, but she was his angel and he couldn't let her get hurt.
As soon as they touched ground, the parachute fell over them and they stru
50 Words of DATRSummary: An Invader Zim one-shot. Fifty short prompts for the romance between a cunning female alien trying to conquer the Earth and the young boy-hero determined to save it.50 Words of DATR5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
At first Tak couldn't understand why Zim had chosen to actually give up Invading and settle for a quiet little exile on Earth. The more she was around Dib, though, the more she wondered if that little defective may have had the right idea for once.
He knew it wasn't healthy, he knew she must be working some kind of an angle, but her human disguise was so pretty, she actually listened when he talked I mean, spending more time with Tak couldn't really hurt, could it?
"Hey! I have evil plans that need foiling, quit hogging him!" Zim screamed, dragging Dib away from yet another evening spent at Tak'
PnF: ATSD - Deleted SceneAfter they went through the dimensional portal, the resistance celebrated their victory of defeating the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 and freeing their home, the alternate Tri-State Area. They had a party throughout the entire night with fireworks blazing in the sky, music playing, and citizens dancing happy and free from the dictator's tyranny. As everyone celebrated, Phineas-2 was sitting and watching the stars alone quietly but enjoying the celebration like everyone else while Ferb was playing the classic guitar he learned from Phineas and Ferb.PnF: ATSD - Deleted Scene4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Just then, Isabella-2 came forward with a smile on her face as she sat right next to Phineas-2.
"Hey Phineas, what'cha doin'?" Isabella-2 asked.
"Just doing some thinking." Phineas-2 answered, "Now that Doofenshmirtz is arrested and we have Summer again, I've been thinking that Ferb and I could probably make big ideas for rest of the days until school starts again."
The two quietly watched the stars together. Neither of them spoken a single word
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
Lila and Brainy EssayLila and Brainy Essay5 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Disclaimer- The Characters presented here are Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett's property.
Lila and Brainy why would they be a couple?
Hello, everyone; well, for starters, I must clear out this isn't exactly a fan fic, but an essay of why I think and wish for Brainy and Lila to become an item.
For starters, we must check out all the data about them both so for later analysis and relation; let's see Lila's first.
She first appeared in the series' second season, on 'Miss Perfect' episode. We could see her as a country girl that just moved to the city, and quickly making all her female classmates jealous of her getting all the boys' attention, so they decide to give her a lesson via a very harsh prank, that ends not just with Lila covered by a disgusting substance but also making her extremely sad to the point of tears. Later, when Helga and the other girls realize how hard Lila and her father's situation really is, they all feel
El profundo amor de arcoiris cap4finn: adios gracias por las medicinasEl profundo amor de arcoiris cap410 months ago in Romance More Like This
jake: bien arcoiris ven tengo que mostrarte algo
arcoiris: de que se trata?
jake: es una sorpresa
finn: ya vine marceline
marceline: como diablos supiste que estaba aqui?
finn: bueno segui tu rastro de sangre
finn: marceline yo...
ash: que haces aqui niño?
finn: vine a darle estas medicinas a marceline
ash: olvidalo ya llame a alguien parar que cure a marceline
finnh bueno...y quien es?
ash: eso no te inporta
(tocan la puerta)
ash: bien ya vino
finn: PERO QUE? MENTITA?
mentita: asi es vine aqui para curar a marceline
finn: PERO TU NO SABES NADA DE MEDICINA
mentita: he visto a la dulce princesa a curar a personas durante años
finn: PERO ELLOS SOLO ERAN DULCES
maentita: da igual tu tampoco sabes curar personas
finn: bueno solo un poco
mentita: COMO SEA YO NO LA LASTIME
finn: PERO AL MENOS TRATO DE AYUDAR
marceline: olvidenlo mejor me voy a la nocheosfera para que mi padre pu
What Happens When Ciel Gets Drunk...XDCiel wandered around the mansion, clearly bored out of his mind. Sebastian was out grocery shopping, Mey-rin was polishing the suits of armor, Finny was tending to the rose garden, and Bardroy was smoking in the kitchen. Everybody was doing their own thing, except for Ciel. It would be a few hours before Sebastian got back, and Ciel was starting to get tea-needy. (When Ciel goes too long without a cup of tea, shit happens). He was terribly thirsty, and he doubted Bardroy knew how to make tea. He opened the door to the basement, thinking maybe there was something to drink down there. He sauntered throughout the twists and turns until he came to a large wooden door that opened with an unsettling creak. Ciel walked into the room to find many oversized barrels lining the walls. There were also many bottles of something that looked like grape juice in large boxes. He hadn't been here before, but he was quite certain he just landed himself in the Phantomhive wine cellar.What Happens When Ciel Gets Drunk...XD1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Ciel eagerly picked
The Rugrats All Grown Up: Chuckie and Lil (part 2)"Uh, yeah you're certainly right, this is a big issue!" Angelica agreed with her.The Rugrats All Grown Up: Chuckie and Lil (part 2)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She and Suzie had come over the next day as they had heard through Kimi what had happened and wanted to help Lil out.
"I mean seriously, if you don't even know where you're going, how are we going to help you find the perfect outfit?" Angelica asked as she looked through Lil's closet.
Suzie rolled her eyes.
"Angelica, I don't think the outfit really matters compared to what they're going to do" she told her.
Angelica stuck her head back out of the closet.
"I beg to differ" she rebutted.
"I mean, have you seen her wardrobe?" she asked from inside the closet.
She took something off the hanger and revealed a kimono with a flowery pattern upon a clothes-hanger.
"Seriously Lil, why did you keep this?" she asked the tom-boy "when would you ever need it?"
"That's the kimono Chuckie and Kimi made for me for the Japanese festival, like they did for all of us."
She pointed up at a picture on her wall an