The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
"Accident""Daddy?""Accident"3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh ? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
You Dont UnderstandI drowned out my feelings with hatred and cruelty, but it doesn't work any moreYou Dont Understand1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I still was attracted to you, more and more as the days went by
Sometimes, I forgot my feelings for you were even there
But I still knew I loved you, no matter how cruel I was
Remember Gloria, that flower of a woman?
The truth is, I had to force myself to love her
That Flag Day, I realized that my true love was with me every day
They catered to my every whim without a question, and rarely spoke against me
That day, realization dawned over me
That day, I realized I was in love with my assistant, Waylon Smithers Jr.
Secret of Slaughter Canyon Ch1Secret of Slaughter Canyon Ch12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
THE SECRET OF SLAUGHTER CANYON
Chapter 1: A Hero's Destiny
"Think they'll even fight today, Captain?"
The tall blond man peered through his binoculars at what was likely the tattered remnant of the once-proud Second Panzer Division. Victories that had come easily at the expense of the Belgians and French in the early going seemed hollow now, with much of the Wehrmacht in retreat or in an Allied prison camp. Perhaps the young lieutenant was right, and there would be no fight today, just another day of rounding up prisoners. But the Germans were a proud people .
"We ought to just let them run. The whole war's going to be over in a few
Simpsons:Hope and ExpectationsIt's two A.M.Simpsons:Hope and Expectations2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I've been working through eight hour shifts for the past three days and feel exhausted, I just can't sleep. My mind is racing with thoughts about what I have put myself through, and most importantly what Marge has gone through. I keep thinking if I did the right thing by marrying her, I love her to death but I can't believe I went as far as to get her pregnant. I mean it's great that I will soon be a Dad, but will I be a good provider for him?
Working these eight hour shifts have been long and tedious, flipping burgers is not my idea of fun, and neither is sitting by the drive through waiting for some low life to s
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
Tail's Proposal Tails and Cosmo were at home sitting on a couch together. Cosmo's green hair had grown down to just past her shoulders. Her blue eyes were sparkling with excitement. They were going camping together for the weekend. Tails was finishing packing a large bag with supplies. Cosmo was leaning lightly on him. "Tails?" Tails looked up to Cosmo "yes?" he said sweetly. "I was thinking about when you rescued me from that lab" Tails shook his head "I didn't do it alone I shouldn't get all the praise." "But you still went through so much for me, why?" Tails looked at Cosmo and smiled "I told you already, I love you" Cosmo still blushed when she heard thTail's Proposal2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Knuxikal story 2It's the middle of spring. A red echidna sits on the ruinous steps of the Angel Island temple. He's feeling something, but he's not sure what. Indifference? No. Melancholy? That's more like it. Tikal . He ponders. It's been a year since you last appeared to me when are you coming back?A Knuxikal story 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Now, a melodious voice says. "Tikal?" he says.
"I'm right here, Knuckles," an orange echidna appears.
She's wearing an angelic white halter top, and a tribal green red and yellow skirt, with creamy colored sandals. Again she's retained her youthful beauty, and worldly wisdom and maturity. "Tikal " the red echidna rose from his post and ran in
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 4"BL-!" I began. But I couldn't break down and cry. Blaze was still alive, but she was losing her life fast. Adrenaline took over as I jumped onto a nearby lifeboat. My impact caused it to fall and go smack on the water. I looked around desperately for a way to warm Blaze up. "COME ON BLAZE! BLAZE! BLAAAZE!" I sobbed, shaking the icy cold cat. There was a booming noise as the Titanic broke in two, and it impacted the water, causing waves to rock the lightweight lifeboat, almost sending it toppling over. "Hang on baby girl. We'll get through this!" I told my unconscious wife. I watched as the Titanic sank and sank and sank. I noticed some peoplSonaze: The Titanic Part 42 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 3Suddenly I was jolted awake by a jerk of the boat. I shot up and looked around. I looked around in the darkness, confused. Then an extremely bright light came on in mid-air. I shielded my eyes from it. The light disappeared then to expose a stout, pudgy man with a beard. Floating in mid-air. Great. That leprechaun dude that sent us here.Sonaze: The Titanic Part 32 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"YOU!" I cried. The leprechaun dude cackled and drew in the air with his finger and sparks appeared as he traced the air, and he wrote the words "Today is April 15, 1912. The current time is 11:39 PM" in the air with sparks. "What's-what!?" I asked, confused.
"I took you four days into the future! Right now
Sonaze: The Titanic Part 2Blaze and I sat down at a fancy round table and we looked at the menus. There was a lot of seafood choices, and I didn't like seafood. Not one bit.Sonaze: The Titanic Part 22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"What do you think you're gonna get, Sonic? I may get the baked tilapia!" said Blaze.
"I don't know, Blaze..." I said nervously, biting my lip. I was hungry, but not for seafood, and just about everything on here was seafood.
"OOH! You should get the catfish filet!" Blaze exclaimed. I looked at her. Really? I sighed and set the menu down. "What's wrong, baby?" Blaze asked me with concern, looking deep into my emerald eyes.
"Blaze, I don't like seafood..." I said.
Birth on Special DayCosmo came back to life after a couple of months. Tails had planted Cosmo's only seed into a pot, waiting it to be born.Birth on Special Day2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Their love was as strong as ever, and now with the seed, it just brought them together even more.
"When do you think it will be born?" Tails asked Cosmo.
"I dunno." Cosmo replied.
Then they heard soft crying. Tails and Cosmo ran to the source of the crying.
The crying came from a baby Seedrian, who had white flowers. Her dress and hair were both yellow.
"Come to think of it, she looks like you, Tails!" Cosmo said after some silence.
"What will we name her?" Tails pointed out.
Cosmo thought of this for a while. "How
Taismo love....Tails was bored,to lazy to play on his iPhone he got from getting a macintosh.Taismo love....4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"why did you have to go cosmo?I would do anything for you,I would kill myself to see you again." "I havn't left you tails.I'm watching over you waiting the day I could see you again too.don't be sad.-"tails inturupted."just look for me right be side you.I know cosmo.I'm sick of waiting!" tails flew to the lab.he still has the seed.he invented a machine to bring cosmo back but failed.he had one thing left to do."sacrifice?!?!?!"questioned sonic."I have to sonic.I need cosmo.I'm already diying from the loss of cosmo.I'm doing a good deed for my life and love."tails
Cr-Kids: New Voice ActorsOld VoicesCr-Kids: New Voice Actors1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Matthew (Shadow x Tigress (Sonic/KFP): Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)
Nightingale (Shadow x Tigress (Sonic/KFP): Claire Corlett (Sweetie Pie/MLP)
Chlorine (Bloo x Marine (FHFIF/Sonic): Tony Sampson (Eddy/EEnE)
Aqua (Bloo x Marine (FHFIF/Sonic): Dionne Quan (Kimi/Rugrats)
Asa (Danny x Cosmo (DP/Sonic): Melissa Hutchison (Merlina/Sonic)
Tulio (Kuzco as llama x Twilight Sparkle (ENG/MLP): Tara Strong (Ben 10)
Monty (Raphael x Raye Hino/Sailor Mars (TMNT/Sailor Mars): Cathy Weleluck (Spike/MLP)
Beau (Neji x Shade (Naruto/Sonic): Julian Rebolledo (Paul/Pokemon)
Rocky (Shnitzel x Coco (Chowder/FHFIF): ???
Cosmo ReturnsIt was dark.Cosmo Returns2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She couldn't see anything.
She couldn't feel anything.
She was weightless.
"Who am I?", she thought. "No. I know who I am. I am Cosmo."
Cosmo opened her eyes. All around her she could see stars, glowing and shining.
"Just like the Chaos Emeralds....", she thought.
Then her eyes widened and a gasp escaped from her lips. Tails! The others! The memories rushed back into her mind. Her crash landing on her friend's home planet, the adventures on and in the Blue Typhoon, Dr. Eggman, The Meterex, and her sacrifice.
That was what she remembered the most vividly. Her mother's voice speaking to her, telling her it was her destiny.
Short part from story plannedShort part from story planned1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ok, what do you wish for daddy to do the most?" Bart smiled lightly,trying to cheer his daughter up.
"For you to die a slow,painful death." Sophie said, with a low mellow tone. She didn't have a care in the world for her father. Not only did he ruin her only chance to meet her idol, Amy Lee, that he also screwed up her entire ninth birthday.
For him, he felt like he did nothing wrong. He was trying to be a decent father but i guess that didn't turn out quite well for him.
"Look, Sophie, I'm sorry. I've known I have said that about fifty times already but, this
Sonamy: swimmingThe pink hedgehog stood in her dark pink bikini waiting for her boyfriend.Sonamy: swimming3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on Sonic it's just a lake!" she called.
"Amy do we have to go sw-swimming?" the blue hedgehog asked as he looked at the shimmering mirror of blue water.
Amy sighed, the gentle breeze blew some of her quills across her face "You were the one who wanted help getting over their fear"
Sonic trembled "It looks so deep"
Amy smiled sympathetically at him and kissed him on the cheek "Don't worry Sonic" she said confidently "I won't let anything happen to you!"
Sonic smiled weakly at her "I know Ames"
Amy grabbed his hand a pulled him towards the lake; once t
Cosmic Rebirth-Chapter OneCream and Amy had just left. Tails was still waving as the hill sloped and they were out of sight. The last thing he heard Amy say, thinking he was out of earshot, was,Cosmic Rebirth-Chapter One4 years ago in Teen More Like This
"Man....he seems to be doing better...been a month. I hope he gets better soon...." as she and Cream went down. Tails shut the door, a tear coming down from his eye. He slowly began to cry. 'No Amy...not better at all...faking it for you guys...' he thought to himself as he slowly walked to his bedroom, getting himself ready for another long cry. He wept as he stared at the rose that had bloomed on the by his window. The light carefully made the drops of water from Tails' tea