John x Karkat part 1John was babbling on about some human actor that karkat couldn't really pay attention to.
"Can we watch one of my romcons,idoit?" Karkat huffed rolling a piece of pop corn on the palm of his hand starting to get sleepy from the stupid movie.
"Hehe sure Karkat it IS your choice for the movie since we watching five on my movies". Karkat couldn't help but smile to himself about John's buck toothed adorable smile
then quickly turning his head so John couldn't see. John got up slowly making his way to the television to change the movie for karkat who could care less about what was
on the stupid annoying television.
As John walked back he nearly fell on top of karkat but to only grab on to one of his horns to steady himself gripping it hard in his hand causing karkat's face to go bright
red from the sudden blood rush to his horns as he made a soft groan which was clear in the soundless room.
John stood still for what seemed like forever. He smiled his buck toothed smile grabbing both horns r
CG: comfort the heir EB: take the cancer flyingThe veil is grey and blank and utterly void of anything full of life or even remotely pleasing to your eyes. It's a difficult place to find enjoyment in, but somehow you managed.CG: comfort the heir EB: take the cancer flying4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are currently watching a movie with one John Egbert. It's an action flick, typical of his tastes and he seems really into it. The floor is cold and hard but you sit there anyways, briefly you wonder why you aren't on the couch or similarly nice surface, but your thoughts are disrupted when John jumps up to start cheering and acting alongside the actors on screen. A smirk raises the corner of your lip slightly as John moves about.
He punches the air a few times and shouts. "Aw yeah! Karkat this is the best part!" He floats a little and kicks the air, "All hope seems lost, but then he uses his ultra-secret battle technique to defeat almost all of them!" John imitates the hero's in the movie. You're highly amused and not even watching the movie, John is being far more entertaini
Still the Same Chapter Seven UneditedWhen John woke the next morning he was still surrounded by quietly sleeping trolls. He went to move but found himself trapped in Karkat's embrace. He didn't mind, for the first time in almost a month he didn't wake up alone. It felt nice to be surrounded by others he could relate to a little bit. His senses were off, compared to the others, the closeness was getting uncomfortable but he would rather be uncomfortable then alone. The troll next to him shifted and pulled John with him. He couldn't help giggling when Karkat couldn't pull him over with him like a huge stuffed animal.Still the Same Chapter Seven Unedited4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Karkat opened his eyes blinking a few times, "Oh, hey Egbert."
"Oh hey yourself," he said back. "Good morning." Karkat nuzzled into John and sighed deeply. "Sleep well?" He nodded. "Do we have to wait until everyone is awake to move?"
Karkat sat up and looked around, "Not really." He started talking softly, "Hey guys, get your lazy asses up. It's time to move on with the day. Don't you growl at me, come on let'
Do You Like Flying? -JohnxKarkat fluff-"Do you like flying, Karkat~?" John asked, amusement in his voice as he suspended the troll in the air with The Breeze.Do You Like Flying? -JohnxKarkat fluff-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You better not drop me, Egbert!" Karkat yelled over the whirling wind, batting some of his hair out of his eyes. "I swear to gog Egbert if you drop me-"
"I won't drop you Kar- oops."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN OOPS?!"
John whistled innocently and then pulled his Breeze back away from Karkat, sending the troll plummeting towards the roof of John's house.
"EGBERT OH MY GOG FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY F-KING CATCH ME!!" Karkat screamed, flailing wildly as the gray tiles neared closer to his body.
John laughed, having the most absolutely fun time, before sending a gust of air down to lift Karkat just above the roof.
Karkat placed a hand over his thumping heart, gasping for air. "Oh my gog Egbert if you do that agai- OW EGBERT WHAT THE F-K?!"
John laughed and swooped down close to Karkat, whom he had just dropped on his butt on the roof.
"I hate you, Egbert," Karkat
Sweet Dreams -JohnKat-Your name is Karkat Vantas and wow you didn't know your body contained this much blood. It's pretty much a river- streaming down the checkered hills and creating close to a pond of red. That's the best comparison you can think of, what with the pain wracking your body. You look down to take stock of your injuries- a gash in your thigh is producing the most blood, and a nasty cut on your hip looks terrible yet scabbed. You cough, licking blood off your lips before looking down.Sweet Dreams -JohnKat-4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You think you're the only one here until you tentatively roll over, yelling out in pain when all of your weight slams onto your injuries. A couple swears escape your cracked lips before, through the haze of pain and a headache, you see a blotch a few yards away.
It's blue and curled up in a tight ball and it takes you a while to realize oh my gog that is John.
You roll onto your stomach, your only thought now to check on John. You reach out shakily with an arm, fingernails digging into the ground and then you pul
Karkat x JohnKarkat x John3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"JOHN FUCKING EGBERT. GET YOUR HUMAN ASS DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I CLIMB UP THERE MY FUCKING SELF AND BRING YOU DOWN BY FORCE !" The short Alternia native growled, one arm raised and flailing while he continued to try and command his friend to return to the ground.
"pfft. no way, karkat. i'm not even using my powers right now. every human can do this." John grinned down at his friend, beginning to hang from his legs, upside down from the 'spiders web' that was situated in the center of the playground. He allowed his arms to hang down, while his bright blue eyes locked on the gray-skinned Troll below. "i bet you could do it as well. come on up." He pressed, quickly moving one hand up when his glasses began to slide down his face. He caught them, and re-adjusted them at least three times, before he finally became sick of doing so. Righting himself, he instead sat on one of the connecting ropes, listening to the reply from Karkat.
"YOU MUST BE DIZZY FROM THE CONSTANT STREAM OF DISGUSTINGLY
Still the Same Chapter Six Part Two UNEDITEDThe next day was better for Karkat. He woke up and started packing right away. "Guys, get your lazy asses up we have to keep moving." The lab looked vastly the same. Every corridor was just as dark and poorly lit as the next. It didn't help that any signs were written in a language that was foreign to the trolls. They just had to move in a relatively straight line and hope they ran into something decent.Still the Same Chapter Six Part Two UNEDITED4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
They really had no clue what they were looking for. New transport pads were what they were hoping for. Or something that could be used to break the game even further than the scratch did.
"What are we doing?" Karkat mumbled half to himself half to the others.
"We're trying to live Karkat. Any way possible."
He sighed and opened the door to another sealed room, and looked inside. Dust was covering everything and even with their enhanced night vision it was hard to make anything out. Karkat shut the door and moved on. "How much food do we have? How long will it last?"
Kanaya responded ca
Davekat roleplayKarkat's eyes went as wide as saucers at what he saw. Gamzee, his moirail was kissing Terezi, the one he wanted to be his matesprit. He couldn't believe it. His words were whisked away as he took a shaky breath. They even looked at him for a split second. Their eyes showed no emotion to him. Like it was normal to break a little troll's heart. Tears leaked from Karkat's eyes as he went to the liquor cabinet. When times get rough, you need to get wasted. Karkat was seeing stars, when one of the other inhabitants of the veil found him.Davekat roleplay3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dave pushed the door open to the library, not expecting to see anyone inside. "Rose?" He called out to the figure huddling near the cabinet. He moved closer, shutting the door behind him, realizing who it was. "Karkles? What brings you to this part of the shi-woah dude are you alright?
Karkat was not in good shape and he wasn't expecting to see anyone here. He can't hold his alcohol at all and after 4 beers he couldn't see straight. He stumbled as Dave loo
Still the Same Chapter ThreeOnce again Karkat was up before his alarm, he waited until it started chiming before stopping it. He rolled over and observed John, he was still sleeping. The boy was curled up in a ball of blankets and limbs, breathing normally, his hair swept messily across his face. Karkat brushed the strands out his eyes carefully; he didn't want to risk waking the boy. Waking a sleeping troll was like asking to get your throat slashed out. It was a defense mechanism that they hadn't been able to outgrow; only matesprits could get away with waking each other. Karkat slid out of the bed carefully and threw on some fresh clothes. He was surprised at how well John slept this night compared to the last. The difference was astounding. He felt horrible for disturbing his sleep, but the day was starting and he needed to be up for it. "John," he called, from across the room. "John, get your lazy sorry excuse for an ass out of bed right now. We have shit to do and it's not going to get done with you layingStill the Same Chapter Three4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 9“[Name]? What is it? Y9u 6ecame s9 melanch9ly all 9f a sudden—has s9mething triggered y9u?” You lightly tap your instruments with your fingers, drumming out a nonsense and spontaneous rhythm.Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 92 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Don’t worry about it, Kankri. It isn’t anything you can really help.”
“Perhaps I may 6e 9f m9re assistance than y9u seem to think.” He sits forward in his seat, folding his hands together in his lap. “Tell me what it is 69thering y9u. 9ftentimes venting y9ur feelings can help t9 reduce the stress they inv9ke, 9r can put int9 perspective h9w t9 deal with the trigger. Y9u kn9w I am always willing t9 listen, [Name]. Never think y9u d9n’t have my supp9rt.”
You glance up at him. “I know, Kri. You’re always there for your friends, even when they don’t appreciate you when they should.” You wince, realizing that revelation would probably trigger the very feelings you wanted him to avoid. “I’m sorry
John x Karkat I wont forget, fuckass. Why does he do this to me? He fucking pisses me off. I don't understand it at all. All I fucking know is that one day, we decided to go on a hatedate. He took me to a place I thought Eridan, Sollux, Gamzee, pretty much everyone would enjoy. It had a water park, some rides, and a place human children could play- maybe troll children too. There sure was a lot of fucking tall things in the so-called-air.John x Karkat I wont forget, fuckass.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Maybe I liked this place a little bit..Everyone was happy pretty much. Except for those fucking children that cried after riding those upside-down rides and the nooksucking rides that happened to go up and down. This place was big enough for all the other trolls lusus to live in.
I only wish that everyday was like this. Everyone enjoying life, instead of regretting it.
~~~ HALF FUCKING HOUR LATER ~~~
When we got back, John put in a movie, and during that bullshitty piece of crap was going, John put his arm around me. The damned thing k
Endless Part 6You lie there, panting, head on Karkat´s chest. It´s slightly cool to the touch, and you can hear his heart thumping steadily. Karkat rubs your arm slowly, staring up at the top of the tent.Endless Part 64 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey Karkat?" you mumble. He grunts in acknowledgement. You open your mouth, hesitate, then close it. A couple of minutes pass, and the troll sits up roughly, staring at you. You stare back, noticing his eyes are not just pure yellow and black. There´s a thick ring of red around his pupil. You smile to yourself, but stop smiling as you realize Karkat is eerily quiet. He pulls you towards him, buries his face in your shoulder and breathes in deeply. You rest your chin on his shoulder and run your hand through his hair, still smiling.
"You stopped talking. What were you gonna say?" Karkat growls through your shirt.
"I don´t know, I forgot. You distracted me." you chuckle, kissing the side of Karkat´s neck. He makes a sound in the back of his throat, but it´s softer than
Please Don't Touch The Horns - Kankri"How's it going, _____?"Please Don't Touch The Horns - Kankri3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Fine. Please don't sneak up on me like that, Kankri," you say, shuffling over slightly so he can sit next to you.
He's in the year above you but that doesn't stop you from having a crush. His younger brother Karkat is in your class and you speak to him a lot so you'd say you know the Vantas family pretty well.
"I'm sorry if my action was at all triggering. It was completely-"
"No, no, no, it's fine. It just took me by surprise and I didn't know who it was," you say quickly, cutting him off.
"...Still, I apologise." He peers over at what you're typing. "What are you typing?"
"Oh, just some homework while I was waiting," you say nonchalantly.
"Waiting for whom, may I ask? Would it be me?"
You take a deep breath. "Yeah, you. Listen, did you get my card?"
"The birthday one? Yes, yes I did. It was very thoughtful of you." You wait. "I was intrigued by the message at the end though."
You thought he'd never ask, but you play it down. "I don't...remember...a specific
Wings of a Worthless God Chapter ThreeThe warmth leaked from his body. His shirt became damp with your tears. You're not sure how long you sat there, sobbing over his body. Time seemed to stand still; your mind briefly flickered over to wonder if Dave or Aradia had stopped it for you, so you could cry forever. You looked up, trying to see through the water that gathered at your eyes. You could see the blurry figures of your friends, and the outlines of some of the trolls. Someone stepped forward and tried to tell you something; you screamed at them and returned to crying. Your whole body is shaking and you don't even remember summoning the wind that is swirling around you. It seems to by wailing along with you, rushing past your ears as you scream. During your breakdown you realize something, through your grief you come to a conclusion.Wings of a Worthless God Chapter Three4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You are pissed.
No, you are beyond pissed words cannot describe your anger, or your hate.
You stop crying. You stop screaming. The wind ceases, and the room goes quiet. You mumbl
Karkat Vantas x Reader: AwesomeYour name is ______ and you are currently very confused. About a month ago, you had gotten caught in the rift that Jade opened and had been pulled from your own session into this one. You are so confused about everything. You still have a lot to learn about this session, and you are starting with the trolls. Since you have the most to learn about them, you figured you would get all the extra weird stuff out of the way first.Karkat Vantas x Reader: Awesome3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your first acquaintance was Karkat, the self-proclaimed leader of the group. Even though he wasn't technically the leader anymore. In any case, he was always angry, especially towards you. You were starting to get rather annoyed with him, but you did care about him. In fact, you thought that you were starting to develop a crush on him. Those were red feelings, right? Troll romance was just another thing you were confused about.
Lately, Karkat had seemed more frustrated than usual, so you decided to ask him one night after everyone else was asleep or off doing somet
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 6The following evening Kankri awoke to the feeling of uncomfortable warmth, and the melancholy fogginess which sometimes follows after you fall asleep crying. With a moan he turned his face up seeking air and stretched, only to feel another body shifting against his own. With a jolt he pushed himself up onto one arm and looked down upon your sleeping form. The movement jostled you, and with a shiver you turned, seeking the warmth of his vacated spot. Your repositioning curled you further into his lap, causing the flustered troll to stiffen in uncertainty. Should he awaken you? Dislodge himself carefully and let you sleep? Or listen to that small, selfish part of him that wanted to lie back down and hold your sleeping form?Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
Blushing furiously at his presumptive and inappropriate thoughts he lifted your legs to slip out from under them, moving cautiously so as not to awaken you. Once away from your body heat he feels the chill in the air from the night’s rain on his hands and face.
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 7The first thing you notice when you regain consciousness is the sound of rustling pages. Your ears twitch slightly at the quiet noise, trying to place the familiar sound in a thinkpan foggy with sleep and sickness. Opening your heavy eyes you spot the novel in front of you, but angled at ninety degrees. You squint, trying to understand why you would read it that way…Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
A graceful grey hand turns the page in front of you, despite the fact you had not yet read it. Perturbed you frown at the novel, trying to understand what, exactly, it was you were looking at. Wait, you know this story. It was one of your recent acquisitions, and a quick favorite from among your vast collection.
Hold on. You are not holding that book. What the—
Suddenly higher thought comes back to you, and you realize just whose stomach your head is resting on. Kankri is lying next to you on the couch, head propped up on the armrest of the sofa while he reads and an arm wrapped around your shoulders to keep y
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 8You open your eyes, stomach churning dangerously. You slowly pull yourself out of the slime, mindful of the weakness and nausea which had been plaguing you since the previous night, with Kankri nowhere in sight. But for the moment you don’t notice, due to an urgent need to use the toilet. It takes you a few minutes—and uses most of the little energy you have—to get there, but success is sweet relief. However, once finished you become aware of the soper slime covering your skin and clothing. Grimacing, you carefully remove your coverings and hobble yourself over to the shower. Normally you love your shower, which is big enough for four people, but today it’s a daunting area to traverse. You are able to play with the temperature knobs one handed, but soon realize you will need both to use the hair cleaning products. Which are on the other side of the slick tile floor.Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 82 years ago in Romance More Like This
You feel a stinging in your eyes. No. Absolutely not. You are not going to cry over somethi
JohnKat: Sick"Karkat?" You look over at the troll by the doorframe. He's leaning against the door, his skin paler than normal. "Karkat you don't look so good."JohnKat: Sick4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shut up, I'm fine." He took a few steps forward before he started to fall.
You rush up and support him, "You're not fine, Karkat, you can hardly stand!" You place a hand to his forehead, "Oh gosh, Karkat you're burning up! I think you're sick."
"Nonsense, I've never been sick." You help him back into his pajamas and under the covers. "This is stupid, I've never been sick on Alternia."
You nod sympathetically and leave to grab the thermometer. You've heard from Rose that trolls are pretty similar to humans biologically, so you're hoping the thermometer will work. "Here, this goes under your tongue for a while." He takes it without question and sticks it in his mouth. After a few minutes you take it out and look at it. "Holy shit, Karkat "
He looks up at you worriedly, "John?"
The device measured well over a hundred. "Uh, one
JohnKarkat: Make a WishThis is it. This is the night you make it happen.JohnKarkat: Make a Wish4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Your name is John Egbert and it is November 11, 2011, and today you will make your wish.
It's been three long years since you beat the game of Sburb. It didn't matter that you cheated the system, merged sessions, or any of that green sun stuff that Rose understood more than you. None of that mattered. You had made a new planet, and it was amazing, but there was one thing missing. You were surrounded by all your friends, yet something was still off, they didn't understand. There is a hole, a hole that they can't fill.
Lots of stuff happened during the game; events happened that you couldn't stop, and that you can't change, even with Dave's time powers. Lots of people died. Lots of people cried. The first year was tough, after the excitement of a new planet wore off; you had a lot of time to yourself, and a lot of time to think. Too much time to think. For a while you holed up in your house, refusing to talk to anybody. Lucky for you
A Present for Chibi: Birthday CakeDays are important. Days can stand for whole things. The passing of time uses days are markers for events. There are days for holidays, days for anniversaries, days for weddings, days for births and days for deaths. The days of the year can hold so much emotion and fill the heart with joy. It can also pull down that same heart with the weight of sadness.A Present for Chibi: Birthday Cake4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
John Egbert is generally a cheery person. He loves to smile and make others laugh. The master prankster wants everyone to be happy and for that to happen he has to be happy as well. There are a lot of days that John is happy. His life is filled with days that make him smile and laugh and cover up the horrors of the game that gave birth to the world that he now shares with the trolls. Days mark the new world and all its events. But these same days remember events that happened a long time ago in a universe that is cold and dead.
There are many days of the year in which John Egbert smiles.
There is only one that makes him cry.
JohnKat: Happy New Years"Holy shit, John that is amazing!" The troll stared wide eyed at the fireworks display from the balcony. John laughed behind him and leaned against the rail.JohnKat: Happy New Years4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well, just like on Earth, humans like to celebrate with fireworks. It's to welcome in the New Year Karkat!"
He continued to stare at the bright lights exploding in front of his eyes.
"Uh, Karkat?" he poked the troll, "Karkat?" No answer, "Karkat are you there?" He ran his hand in front of his face. "Kaaarkat!"
"Oh fuck, what? Hi John." The human giggled and leaned against his boyfriend. "Sorry, I was just we had nothing like this on Alternia, the only thing that mattered is that we lived through one more year. But this, this is awesome." The troll's eyes were glowing faintly in the dark, the colors of the explosions reflecting off his face.
John scooted closer and snuggled up to Karkat. A smile spread across his face as he got an idea. "Hey Karkat?" the troll grunted, "I have an idea."
"Oh this should be great." He rolled hi
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 4~At your hive~Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
Life was good. You were currently on your couch with a blanket around your feet, a pawbeast in your lap, a good book in your grasp, and your favorite music playing in the background. Even your occasional cough couldn’t detract from your enjoyment of the moment.
And then someone knocked at the door.
You narrowed your eyes at the barrier. What were the chances of you pretending to be absent actually working? You glance at the bright ass reading lamp behind you, then the open window next to the entrance.
Right. Absolutely zero.
“[Name]?” You jerk in surprise, disrupting the pawbeast in your lap. What was Kankri doing here? You were nearly positive you’d scared him off for good! You glance at your pajamas in dismay, which were nothing more than a tank top and a loose pair of shorts, covered by a My Little Hoofbeast robe.
“[Name]?” Kankri called out again. “May I c9me in?” With a sigh you steel yourself for the upcoming humiliat
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 3~the Vantas hive~Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Karkat, I must speak with y9u immediately.”
“WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MATTER? YOU’RE HERE TO BABBLE ON ABOUT SOME USELESS FUCKING SLIGHT THAT ONLY OFFENDS YOU, RIGHT? WHAT’S ONE MORE FUCKING THING FOR YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? I JUST LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PET PEEVES LIKE YOUR WORDS ARE AN ENDLESS SPEWING GEYSER OF VOMIT AND I’M THE UNFORTUNATE LOADGAPER THEY ARE BEING FLUSHED DOWN.”
“Karkat, I have n9t c9me here t9 lecture y9u. I have actually c9me f9r s9me advice, 9r rather, an impers9nal interpretati9n 9f certain events which have 9ccured recently.” Kankri crosses his arms over his chest. “H9wever, if y9u are seeking a lecture 9n the impr9per and triggering uses 9f vulgar language and crude anal9gies within y9ur sentences I w9uld gladly—”
“NO! GOG NO!” Karkat slaps his forehead and runs the hand down his face. “JUST&