Male!Reader x Fem!England - Bad day Ch.5As he walked to the café, [Name] could feel his grip on the umbrella tighten. [Name] was obviously nervous about the job interview. He had kept calm about it yesterday but now it was slowly sinking in.Male!Reader x Fem!England - Bad day Ch.52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He put a hand on the doorknob, 'Well, here goes nothing...'
Opening the door to the café, [Name] was greeted with the gentle ringing of the bell overhead and Bella's smiling face.
"Good morning, [Name]~"
"Good morning, Bella." [Name] replied, holding up the umbrella in his hand, "Thank you for letting me borrow this yesterday."
"Ah, it was no problem." Bella took the umbrella and placed it by the door.
"So how are you?" [Name] asked.
"I'm fine, how about you? Ready for the interview~?" she asked.
[Name] smiled nervously, "I guess. I just hope I don't mess up..."
Bella grinned and patted [Name] on the back, "Don't worry, you'll do fine~!"
[Name] sighed, "I hope so."
"The Boss is over there." Bella said as she pointed over to a table in the back, sitting one person, "Good
Fem!Germany X Male!ReaderFem!Germany X Male!Reader1 year ago in Settings More Like This
FEM!GERMANY X MALE!READER
Wars are terrible. Blood and gore everywhere. So much violence that goes on for years at a time!
___ ___ was in the middle of that violence.
He had been chosen to fight in this war, and had no say in the matter.
___ was fighting along side a friend he's made, and the girl he managed to fall for.
___ never told her directly, but whenever they weren't in combat, he'd drop subtle hints, yet Monica never seemed to notice.
Monica sits beside ___ in the trench, shooting at the Hungarians that come close to them both or their troops; him doing the same as her.
"How many are left?" He asked as he ducked down into the ditch, his gun starting to hurt his arm.
"Zhere are still tons, ___!" She said, ducking down as well. You sigh.
"What started this whole thing again?"
"I don't know, but ve're in it, so ve must keep fighting."
___ gave a nod and got back up, only to get his shoulder grazed by a bullet. He hissed in pain, but tried to ignore it. He landed
Why Nobody Invites Xiva To The Movies(WARNING! THE FOLLOWING IS AN ART TRADE WITH LESHAWK, AND AS SUCH, FEATURES FLATULENCE, ANTHROS, VORE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO!)Why Nobody Invites Xiva To The Movies2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Between you and me, I have to say” Pierce turned to Tanya as they both sat on the couch “…this stinks.”
Tanya turned to him, glaring. “Even by your standards that wasn’t funny.”
“I’m feeling kind of lightheaded, you can’t really blame me for not working at maximum capacity.”
Looking away with a sigh, Tanya waved at her face, trying to push the wretched stink away. She and Pierce, a regular human and a catman, respectively, sat waiting for their dear friend Xiva to finish up in the bathroom before they went to catch a movie.
Xiva, being a g’nomek woman, was particularly infamous for her rather lengthy and eventful sessions on the toilet. As such, her friends had the foresight to arrive early so she could go ahead and use the bathroom without making them late.
The Empty ChildThe Empty ChildThe Empty Child2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hear everything too loudly
I am falling apart
I grew up too fast
I am still a child
I cannot stand still
I see every detail
I cannot remember what I'm doing
I talk about dinosaurs and doctors and darkrooms
I cry for no reason
I do not have the ability to cry now
I see the world differently
I wish you saw it like me
I have a puzzle to put together
I wonder if you'll help me
I hear a song and must sing it
I see a picture and must take it
I see a world, a broken world
I want to fix that, too
I want to play
I need to work
I close my eyes and fall asleep
I remember everything
I forget my head
I stand in blue light
I see the world in shades of blue
I am lost
I have been waiting for you
I am the empty child
Are you my mommy?
Murder at Biofuel factoryUNSPEAKABLE HORROR ON BIOFUEL FACTORYMurder at Biofuel factory6 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Maniac shoots, kills and burns his 4 Augmented coworkers.
Terror striked last night at the Biofuel factory just outside of Oklahoma. Bob Survillan, a worker has committed a disgusting hate crime against four innocent augmented workers. While the poor workers were oiling their actuators, Survillan took out a pistol from his bag, and killed them. He then cut of their augmentations with a chainsaw and then emptied 2 barrels of ethanol fuel on each of them, tied them on the flag poles and set them on fire.
A big crowd swarmed because of the fire. Some of the areas purists gathered to cheer the death of the innocent workers. He was arrested an hour later at the crime scene without a fight while he was shouting insults at his dead victims. As the officers escorted him to the car the purists saluted him as a hero. "Its good to see someone is willing to fight for the purity of the race ma'am. If man like him didn't fight the whole world is goi
BADUM, TISH -OKAY TO BE GAY-England: America. I have a confession to make.BADUM, TISH -OKAY TO BE GAY-4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
America: Orly? *looking hopeful*
England: I think I'm gay.
America: Well no freaking duh, idiot. You believe in unicorns and fairies, and don't think manly stuff like aliens exist. Plus you have little imaginary friends that follow you everywhere-
England: you can SEE them~? 8D
America: Ah, no. I just know cause you talk about them constantly. Another thing is you moaned when I slapped your ass the other day. I kinda knew you were gay for a long time, now, Artie.
~BA DUM, TISH~
China: *sitting on S.Korea* SAY SORRY.
China: YOU STOLE MY CATCHPHRASE.
China: *stands up and stomps on him*
S.Korea: OOF. DAMN ASIANS. TAIWAN, A LITTLE HELP HERE.
Taiwan: *still failing at meditating* >>
China: GIVE IT BACK.
China: YES, DA-ZEE!
China: Yes, da-zee~?
China: Nah, I think I
Denton Vs Jensen 2:'Ton's RoofDenton was about to jump up to the fire escape when he heard a police officer behind him yell freeze. He turned around to face him.Denton Vs Jensen 2:'Ton's Roof4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Anti-terrorist operations in progress. I am UNATCO agent JC Denton," he said and flashed his ID. "Get your man and surround the Hotel. Anyone except me trying to leave, shoot to kill. You might not get a second chance. And call the SWAT we will..."
"Who do you think you are giving orders to, "agent"? The days that UNATCO did whatever they wished are over." Officer Millan glared at Denton. Not too long ago UNATCO opened fire on a crowd of protesters here in New York, before he overthrew Page.
"US national security is threatened by a known terrorist. It's not only under my jurisdiction, but it's also my duty to act. Now stop protecting this criminal by wasting my time."
"I don't see why you don't make Hell's Kitchen your official HQ, so many times you have put it under U.N. jurisdiction.."
"What happened Sir?" asked a young cop behind the officer.
I'm leaving this world for youNo man can provoke me to start a war and fight.I'm leaving this world for you4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I refuse to battle the fools, any day or night.
No food can satisfy me as much as before.
I don't desire flesh as much as a whore.
No music is quite necessary to make me want to dance.
Thinking of you is what puts me in a musical trance.
No games interest me. I don't even watch sports news.
I'm leaving this world because I need to be with you.
Ultimate Showdown Song ParodyThe Ultimate Battle of League of Legends Champions Song ParodyUltimate Showdown Song Parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Parody of The Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny
By Zach Melmet
Fed chogath was feasting about
The league like it was an in-n-out
When suddenly hiemerdinger burst from the shade
And hit chogath with a cussion grenade
Chogath got pissed and began to scream
But got distracted by nidalee
Who proceeded to pounce him in cougar stance
When sona came and made them all dance
And sona started singing a cool beat
When she got hit by evelynns feet
But before Evelyn could shadow walk away
Amumu hugged her asked to stay
But amumu started crying from all of his fears
And drowned Evelyn in all of his tears
Then he became sad and ran away
But tf ulted in the way
This is the ultimate battle
Of league of legends champions
Silences stuns and spell casting
As far as the fog of war
And only 1 can beat all
And take home all the winnings
This is the ultimate battle
Of league of legends champions
Chogath ate all of twisted fate
Heartless Automaton - A Love StoryCombat Mechanoid 732 of the 3rd Armoured Battalion - though he went by the name Al in casual conversation (something easy for the fleshies to remember). During service he had dragged his ferrosteel body from the flaming wreckage of a particle tank on four separate occasions, once going back in to recover the memory core from a crushed comrade's skull. He dedicated himself to the cause not because of the propaganda or idealism, but because it was his job (and unlike the fleshies he knew how to do his job without whining, or stopping to rest every couple of days). But now the war was over (with both sides claiming victory) and Al was to be sent into civilian life.Heartless Automaton - A Love Story2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The press releases had been careful not to suggest that mechanoids were considered alive in any way (because that might make someone begin to consider things like their rights and privileges), but instead focussed on how they might benefit the human (fleshie) population. They were told that the mechanoids would offer valuable a
Gunther Hermann Slash Paul Denton“You bastard. How could you betray us?" Said Gunther Hermann, the huge mechanically augmented agent of UNATCO.Gunther Hermann Slash Paul Denton2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"If you're gonna kill me, kill me now Gunther. I just did what i thought was right." said Paul Denton. Gunther was holding him by the neck, against the wall.
"I will. I will choke you slowly, i'll make you beg for a breath. I'll make you feel the life drain from you. OH NO YOU WON’T" said Gunther as he slapped the EMP grenade out of Paul Dentons hand.
"Why do you hate me so much?"
"I... I can’t tell you. I would rather kill you now then have to tell you.." Paul was surprised. He wasn't used to listening to the machine man express nothing but hate. Now he was sounding vulnerable, confused. His eyes was watering.
"Gunther... Please tell me... Is this really about UNATCO?" said Paul. Gunther released him.
"Go away. Just get away from me. I can't handle this.. I.. I just can't..." Gunther said as he walked away. Paul caught his big metal arm, and he felt the powe
Of Gods and Demons: One"The Rookie"Of Gods and Demons: One4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ponykind had always dreamed of the great beyond, the pale moon and fiery sun that dominated the starry sky. Ever since the first Pilohippus scratched out the beginnings of civilisation in their caves and huts, the never-ending will to explore every crevasse, bridge every river, and climb every mountain drove ponykind to dominance and prosperity over their planet. As the last blank spaces on the map filled, and the population grew to bursting point, ponykind looked to the stars to find new answers.
The first tentative steps into orbit grew into leaping bounds around the system. Every planet in the Sun's warming rays was colonised, homesteads and cities grew and prospered. And yet, it was still not enough.
Secession and rebellion, colonists took up arms against the governing forces and the taxes they imposed. With self-sufficiency they also sought independence. Independence the United Equestrian Nations was not willing to give. Ponykind's fledgling empire rang wi
Mercenary 1-1MERCENARYMercenary 1-12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Blood is Beauty
Release One: Pages 1 - 3
THE COLD AIR in Baron Rorke's study did little to calm his nerves. He was expecting visitors this night and they were not the best of company. A shiver of dread ran down his spine and he spent most of the twilight hours staring out of a large window which stood behind his writing desk. It was amazing, he felt, how quickly a man could become attached to a life of luxury; only to be made painfully aware of how easy it was to lose it. War was always a frightening thing, even more so when one had the knowledge and sense to realise that it was no longer an exercise of glory, but a simple festival of bloodshed and cold murder. In war it did not matter if you impaled a stranger on the edge of your sword, such a thing would be punishable in any city or country, but in times of war it became an accepted norm. If the man in front of you wore a different colour, then it was alright to kill him, it was alright to rip him apart fo
Request: Allmurdrsluvjam: Chibi!Reader x Turkey"Ha ha! I told you I would be able to win _______!" Turkey bragged as he held a crying ______ under his arm.Request: Allmurdrsluvjam: Chibi!Reader x Turkey2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
France wiped his forehead. He didn't even try-- but Turkey didn't have to know that.
"Oui, Oui, I know. Ohhhh-- But please don't take poor _______! She is my little sister! Please…." 'Come On France! Keep pushing! She's a little brat and you don't want him to feel bad and give her back. Add the sugar!'
France slowly pulled himself off the ground (trying to be all dramatic) and quietly whimpered. "Fine… you won her fair and square… go!"
Turkey flashed a toothy smile. "Very well! I won't see you anymore and neither will she!" Turkey readjusted you under his arm and tossed you up a little, making you grab for anything to hold on to. You cried again.
"FWANCE! NO NO NO NO!" You grabbed toward him as Turkey turned around and started walking away. France felt a sharp ping in his heart as you started sobbing onto Turkey's nice silk clothes.
His mouth twisted into a small smile
The ScientistLove does not exist. I console to that fact and point out reasons to further prove it.The Scientist5 years ago in Emotional More Like This
a scientific reaction dating back to early human evolution, where the male species insinctively chose the more attractive female species in order to produce healthier offsprings in the future; it's hardwired in all of us as a primal instinct, thus settling as a base need --to reproduce more effectively our own kind for the generations to come.
a basic maternal and/or paternal instinct evident in most mammals in the animal kingdom. Its primary function is to protect our offsprings from external forces that would otherwise cause harm and moreover prevent our kind from progressing further.
a chemical reaction in our brain that results from a ratio of attraction and care. Responsible for this is a hormone called serotonin, a hormone that heightens our mood and numbs the pain receptors in our body.
Love as a concrete feeling/emotion? I highly doubt it. If it we
Dimitri's ProfileDimitri's Profile4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Full name: Kayla Blaisdale
Pronunciation: kay-la blaze-dale
Nickname(s) or Alias: Kay, Goose, Nosebleed, Red / Dimitri, Dimi.
Age: FO3 - 19, FONV - 23.
Birthday: July 13, 2258.
Sexuality: Heterosexual, for the most part.
Nationality: American, with Irish roots.
Religion: Believes in God, but is casually religious at best.
City or town of birth: Vault 101.
Currently lives: Megaton, until 2280. New Vegas.
Languages spoken: English.
Native language: English.
Relationship Status: It's complicated.
Weight: 170 lbs.
Figure/build: Lean and slender, with developed muscles in her arms and legs - her main weapons when no hand held weapon can be acquired.
Hair colour: Burgundy/Dark Red.
Hairstyle: Long(to shoulderblades), mostly un-styled save for trimmed bangs. Worn in a ponytai
Homesick (If I Could).If I could see youHomesick (If I Could).1 week ago in Free Verse More Like This
one last time
I'd spend it smiling
because laying in your presence
was a paradise
one I'm not sure
I knew just how to appreciate
until I lost sight
of its shore.
And if I could kiss you
one last time
it would be with a passion
that would surprise us both
and I'd pull you
close as I could
and I'd let you run your hands
over the curves of my body
and you'd know
you were wanted
and so would I.
If I could make love to you
one last time
it would be with
a daring side and a confidence I never had
to show you everything
with the lights on
and the covers off
and a readiness
to take on all of you.
And if I could fall asleep here
one last time
it would be
and ready to share
all the things
I might have hidden
and stretch marks
aren't some dark fucking secrets.
If I could laugh with you
one last time
it would be a loud and
rising from my chest
and there would be an ea
Halo: More than FictionThere are Halo fans, and then there are Halo fans. There are gamers who preorder the game as soon as such an opportunity is available, spend months patiently awaiting its release, attend the midnight distribution to acquire their copy, and rush home to spend hours blitzing through campaign missions. That's devotion, right? Not even close.Halo: More than Fiction4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
The Halo franchise has made a hefty impact on culture worldwide, most significantly Western culture, and millions across the globe have experienced the wonder of turning on the Xbox and hearing that timeless, haunting Gregorian melody which precludes the coming joyride. It's only natural that within the fan base there would be people who take the concept of being a "fan" to another level entirely. While many are "Normal mode" fans, these individuals would be best classified as "Legendary," or dare I say "Mythic mode" fans-- those who go above and beyond the call of duty (no pun intended) to express their love for Halo
Of Gods and Demons: Two"One-Way Ride"Of Gods and Demons: Two4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ship decelerating ma'am, we'll exit into normal space in three...two...one."
On the edge of the Epsilon Indi system, a corona of energy appeared. It widened, a huge flare of pent-up magical energies revealing a hole in space itself. It was out of this hole that the UESC Everfree came, a massive destroyer ship bristling with weaponry and armour, ready for combat. A clang reverberated through the ship, the metal structure almost rippled as the electromagical engine released its grip, and it fell back into normal space. Admiral Celestia glared at her viewscreen, they were a few hundred miles out. Close as pony science could get a slipspace vessel to go, but they were still worryingly inaccurate. It was all too possible to re-materialise inside a sun, for example, so in this instance they were lucky. Celestia couldn't imagine a more ironic death for herself.
The small pedestal flared back to life after the rolling power fluctuation. On it a hologram stood
For Now.I spendFor Now.4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
of every day
listening for your heartbeat
under my pillowcase.
cinderella died yesterday"burn your tiaras,cinderella died yesterday3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
bury your fairy godmother.
it's time for you to grow up now, you're
no peter pan.
forget never never land.
stars are just burning balls of gas that are
slowly running out of time- they can't
hear your wishes.
cast aside your dr. seuss books like you will
later cast aside your bibles.
after all, a fairy tale is a fairytale is a fairytale.
life will teach you that.
grace, you were born into a role
only a very strong girl can play.
see, society will hate you for being
what they don't want to believe.
surrender your throne, your castle is under siege.
stop being fascinated with the sky,
you'll never go there.
keep your feet on the ground, and steady yourself
before you help another.
your brain is more logical than your heart,
therefore take your instructions from it.
promises can be broken as easily as can be made.
do not rely on something as weak as miracles and love-
and if you only have one piece of armor,
defend your back from the people you trust the most.
Classic Spyro vs. New: My opinionOh boy, this argument has been going on through the Spyro fandom ever since A New Beginning came out. The horse has been beaten to death probably six times by now. So what am I going to do? Throw in my two cents anyway and poke its bloody corpse. Why? Because I want to.Classic Spyro vs. New: My opinion2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Now, for the few of you who have actually looked at my Spyro stuff, you already know where I stand on this; original is best, hands down. However, I want to actually explain why, and do it in a way better than just “LoS sucks” or “Original is always better”. It’s time to put on my big girl pants and treat this issue like an adult. So here is my relatively civil rant/review of the Spyro franchise.
I’m going to mostly be talking about why I dislike the LoS series, but I thought I would start off with what was great about the original. It was a fun game. The gameplay mechanics were rather simple, just jumping, fire-breathing, and charging, but the controls worked we
Singles"I knew it, I knew it, I knew that I knew it!"Singles3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Percy was teasing Thomas and Rosie as they sat together at Ffarquhar. The two tank engines had been in a relationship for a few weeks, but to them it felt as if it were much longer. Thomas scowled at his friend, but couldn't be cross Percy was right, as was every other engine that had seen them before.
The little green engine's reaction wasn't the only one that they had encountered. Gordon, for instance, had winked broadly at them as he passed by, a few days after that day in the yards. The other big engines had laughed, but Thomas hadn't found the funny side at that point. Rosie had had her fair share of needling from the others as well.
Of course, both engines also remembered the Fat Controller's reaction, and took his words to heart; they always made sure that all of their work had been finished well, before meeting up with each other.
The two engines loved each other very much, and were happy being together whenever they could f
...He's Called The StigSome say that:...He's Called The Stig6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He is scared of bells.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
He has no understanding of clouds.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
He appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
He is terrified of ducks.
His voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He can swim seven lengths underwater.
He has webbed buttocks.
He can melt concrete on contact.
He blinks this way. (Clarkson closing his thumb and forefinger on both held-up hands -- a referen