Endless Gifts: A CMC ficApple Bloom sighed in relief when she saw the small white unicorn filly at the door of the clubhouse. Sweetie Belle was always a welcome sight, especially when Scootaloo was harping about some absurdly dangerous idea to try out. The idea today was something about base jumping, and Apple Bloom had a feeling she didn't want to know what that was. She just knew she'd rather live without her Cutie Mark than spend three months in traction from trying to get it.Endless Gifts: A CMC fic4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hi, Sweetie Belle!" Apple Bloom chimed, interrupting Scootaloo in the middle of the word 'freefalling.' The little yellow earth filly trotted over to her friend, greeting her with a smile.
"Oh, h-hey guys," the unicorn said nervously, forcing a smile. She tiptoed into the clubhouse as if walking around broken glass. "What's the plan for today?"
"Base jumping!" Scootaloo bounced up and down excitedly, flapping her tiny wings with gusto.
Sweetie Belle's eyes widened. "That sounds...okay." Silence filled the room as Sweetie pawed at th
Is Princess Celestia Evil? Prt 2Is Princess Celestia Evil? Prt 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Is Princess Celestia Evil? Part 2
With a year to bide and even though she shows less then the previous season, Celestia is still weaving her webs of deceit and causing all kinds of mayhem for her hapless subjects!
The Trollestia Hypothesis continues in this episode by episode recap of her dastardly behind the scenes machinations
The Return of Harmony
-Why is Discord's Stony Form Left in a Public Garden?
Discord, by far the most power and cunning villain Ponyville has ever faced although incased in stone following an ancient defeat it displayed like any other statue in a gardens public enough for a school field trip. Is Celestia so arrogant she had to show off her accomplishments in an easy accessible setting, implying that Discord is but one more of her palace's curios? Assuming she knew about the field trip (which seems likely since she's monarch and all) perhaps a quick update on the fact that a dark wizard was imprisoned in an easily breakable statue should have been made know
Vacation CH.10Vacation CH.103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Pewdipie here on the sidelines of the most epic futbol match ever!" Felix called into the small portable camera he brought. Chairle was beside him as they commentated on our match. Jennifer and Martin were quite the duo, and the score was 3-1.
"This is truly a great spectacle. Jennifer and Martin seem to be unstoppable!" Chairle called, making me and Gris look at him strangely.
"Whose side are you on?!" I yelled to Chairle, who looked a bit embarrassed.
"Not yours!" He called back. I rolled my eyes and dribbled down the field.
"There goes Stephano down the field. He is running with a vengeance. Side note; look at dat ass," Felix called as I ran. I almost stopped at his last comment, and the falter was enough to give Jennifer an opening to snatch the ball away. I growled and sprinted and slide kicked the ball from her. The ball sailed through the air, right to the sidelines. Felix ducked, but Chairle wasn't fast enough, and caught the ball to the face.
"Sorry Chairle!" I called, feelin
Pony WitchesTAIKA (Twilight Sparkle)Pony Witches4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Star Witch. She has an analytical nature. She has detached herself from the world in order to continues her studies. She hides in the center of her ever-expanding library. She dedicates herself to pursuing the knowledge she covets greatly. Her magic is extremely dangerous to outsiders.
Minion of the Star Witch. His duty is organization. He swallows the documents that his witch brings back to her barrier and will spit them out in a flash of fire if the Witch wishes. Those swallowed by the Minion become a part of his data.
The Rotten Witch. She has an hardworking nature. She always works to gather all of the apples in her Barrier. However, she is weighed down by the lies she has spoken and the lies she continues to speak. An honest person can easily defeat her.
Minion of th
Fell Into the Right Hooves Ch1Fell Into the Right HoovesFell Into the Right Hooves Ch14 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Wind?" Dash licked the back of her forehoof before raising it high above her into the air.
"Good! Clouds?" she called to herself. Looking from atop the cloud where she was perched, she noted the empty sky around her.
"Clear! Cheering section?" The blue pegasus sat up, ears alert as if expecting a round of praise. After a few silent seconds, she looked over the edge of her cloud at the ground below. "I said 'cheering section?'"
Rainbow Dash could just barely make out the yellow and pink blur. Fluttershy, sitting peacefully on the grass far below the blue pegasus' cloud, shot up to attention. "Oh, um,... yay!" she replied, though barely above a whisper.
"Ugh..." Dash placed a hoof over her face. She knew the pegasus below her had the heart, but her voice usually hid it behind meek expressions. Nevertheless, her cheering section was ready. "Check."
The two pegasi were just outside of Ponyville, away from its busy st
In defense of BroniesOn October 10th 2010, the first episode of the 4th incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise aired. This began the cartoon known as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Normally this would have gone unnoticed by most people except for young girls. However the show caught the attention of others on 4chan. These people, many of them adult males found that after watching it, they actually enjoyed the show. This in turn started a subculture known as bronies who are basically men, usually young adults who enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.In defense of Bronies3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Now those of you who are not fans of the show may be wondering "How can a grown man like My Little Pony?". That's what I thought when I first heard about Friendship is Magic and it's male fan base. At first I mocked the show and it's subculture since the thought of grown men liking My Little Pony just sounded stupid. It didn't help that I'd mostly lost faith in modern cartoons and preferred stuff like Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry. But eventuall
I'm a hex girlIm a hex girlI'm a hex girl8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I'm gonna cast a spell on you
You're gonna do what I want you to
Mix it up here in my little bowl
Say a few words and you lose control
I'm a Hex Girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you
(I'm gonna put a spell on you)
I'm a Hex Girl
And I'm gonna put a spell on you
(Put a spell on you)
You'll feel the fog as I cloud your mind
You get dizzy when I make the sign
You'll wake up in the dead of night
Missing me when I'm out of sight
With this little cobweb potion
You'll fall into dark devotion
If you ever lose affection
I can change your whole direction
We're gonna put a spell on all of you
The MLP Hater FanbaseThe MLP hater fan baseThe MLP Hater Fanbase3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1: The Sane haters
We have all seen them, there're actually sane haters out there. They mostly don't care if you watch mlp and won't judge for it either. They will give their opinion, answer some comments, and move on with their life. They are actually pretty good when you get to know them
2: The Show haters
These people hate the show and everything about it, the toys the characters, the music etc. Some don't care about bronys , but most do and will non-stop question people on why they like it? They also can't stand the past generation of mlp too. If you meet someone like this be prepare for a shit long of questioning. They just don't seem to understand.
3: The Anti-Brony
Ah here we come to the center of it the "Anti-Bronys". these guys hate people who watch mlp they the hate the brony community, the people, the fan music, the parodies, the fanfictions, the ponyfication of everything, the cross-overs of everything, the porn that is ma
Fluttershy's Secret (Part 9 of FlutterDash Story)My mind was fogged. My back ached. There was something chaining me down. My eyes fluttered a bit until they shot wide open. My vision was blurred, but it was obvious that I was being held captive somewhere. I just sat there for a bit, letting my mind come back to reality. What had happened? Where was I? All I could remember was a scream, and a flash of red. That was it. My head hurt. Pain throbbed throughout my body. When my mind was were it belonged, I finally acknowledged where I was being held. My eyes searched the metal bars that surrounded me. The walls were moist, and moss began to grow on the walls. The air was sour. I put my hoof up to my nose. A trickle of blood flowed down. I guess this is where she hit me. I shook my head. I groaned. Something must've happened while I was unconscious for my head to hurt this much. I lifted my hooves. They were chained up, and the chains were connected to the wall. What kind of pony does this? I began to panic. The bricks that made up the walFluttershy's Secret (Part 9 of FlutterDash Story)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Requiem Rivalry: Part 1"Dubstep!"Requiem Rivalry: Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The familiar voices echoed throughout Princess Celestia's castle as the regal cellist Octavia exchanged a verbal battle with the disc-jockey Vinyl Scratch. The Grand Galloping Gala had just ended, and upon Vinyl's self-proclaimed 'fashionably late arrival', the two rivaling musicians had once again sparked up a pointless debate.
"You just couldn't possibly understand the true beauty of classical music!" Octavia exclaimed.
"You just refuse to let some good music rock your eardrums for once in your stuffy, miserable life!" Vinyl yelled in reply.
"Why, you obnoxious little party freak! You wouldn't know a good tune if it beat your flank halfway across Equestria!"
"And you call your slow, weak songs 'good'? Ol' Granny Smith in Ponyville knows my kinda music's way better than yours, and she's half deaf!"
Octavia immediately pointed her bow at Vinyl, glaring angrily at her.
"You've no right to be here, Vinyl Scratch. You're a simple party unico
What A Prince Does - Part 3What A Prince Does - Part 34 years ago in Romance More Like This
Applejack had been harvesting apples for only a few hours, but she was already exhausted. Her dreams the past few nights had replayed that awful moment at the Gala when the room began to cave in, only instead of that annoying prince being the one being attack by birds, it was Apple Bloom, Big Macintosh, or Granny Smith. Sometimes she would be trying to get to them and the birds would turn their cruel razor claws on her instead, tearing her to bits. Other times they would constantly push her away, letting her get close enough she could almost touch them before being pulled back. The worst were when she got to them only to find Applejack hadn't slept well, not at all.
"Hi Applejack!" A sudden perky voice from right behind her startled Applejack to wakefulness and very nearly toppled her over. She turned around to see Pinkie Pie cheerily bouncing right behind her, full of energy as always.
"Howdy Pinkie Pie, sorry but Ah ain't got much time fer talkin'. These trees have gotta be buc
Art of the Troll - Song ParodyArt of the Troll (Parody of "Art of the Dress" from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)Art of the Troll - Song Parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Thread by thread,
Bitching 'bout the typo
Trolling in the answers page by page
Making sure the asker gets angry
And the other people fill with rage
Always pissing off the Xbox users
Making sure the furries feel like losers
I'm acting like a troll
Chan by chan
Pissing off the admins
On a roll
Don't you know not to talk to a troll?
Pretend to be a Bieber fan's desire
Make those Omegle users retire
Think I'll mock that idiot guy's fails
Then laugh at him when he wails
It's Youtube's new troll
Rick Rolling's easy
Everyone clicks the link
Other people never tease me
But I bother them
[Spoken] Do you think this joke's cheesy?
Perhaps quite racist
Now a lie
All these people scream "Please die!"
Making sure it fits for Yahoo's board
Don't think that I'll ever get bored
And although it makes them go berserk
I don't care if I look like a jerk
I'm being a rude troll
Post by post, b
GummyIt was a slightly rainy afternoon, one that looked like it might let up with enough pegasi persuasion, but that still stubbornly held on in spite of the breeze. Pinkie Pie was rushing through the rain, her frizzy mane sticking out at odd angles from under her yellow raincoat. Normally she would have worn her umbrella hat, but today the Cakes had sent her out to pick up their delivery of sugar, the first time they'd ever done so, and she wanted to keep in dry. Pinkie looked longingly at the puddles, but she knew if she jumped in one she'd be all wet, and Mrs. Cake would be upset at her.Gummy3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Still, one little splash couldn't hurt too much
She laughed excitedly, hopping from puddle to puddle, barely keeping her sweet cargo steady under her coat. The puddles back on the farm were always muddy, but in clean Ponyville they were not as bad, the perfect depth for splashing in. Pinkie realized her puddle-hopping had not only gotten her wet, but taken her down the wrong street entirely. She tu
My Little Dashie - After YearsIt's been a full hour since Dashie had left along with Princess Celestia and the rest of her crew. I was just sitting on the couch sulking over the photos left behind, showing distant memories so clear and vivid. It all felt so real, so convincing... enough to have changed me to be a different person from what I was 15 years ago.My Little Dashie - After Years4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
And yet I have nothing to show for it.
Had I just gone mad? Was it just a Rainbow Dash plushie that I had imagined as the real thing? And Celestia taking her away was the result of me snapping back to reality after growing up? That would explain a lot, considering everything in this house appeared as though I've been living alone this whole time. The note could have been just me writing things down, and the photos could have been me Photoshopping Rainbow Dash with myself... I think I recall seeing a similar scenario in a video game. You know, back when I had the time for video games.
I just didn't know what to think. My mind couldn't accept such insanity, this
Solar Flare Part 1SOLAR FLARESolar Flare Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A SURVIVOR'S EYE-WITNESS ACCOUNT OF THE WAR OF THE NIGHT
Continued from the epilogue of Warmth for the Night
This text is a gift to my wonderful daughters. May it record your many happy memories, and even the sad ones, so that if you may ever read it, the happier ones will seem that much more so. I have imbued this tome with powerful magic. No ink will ever touch its pages. No quill will ever scratch against them. It will record, by itself, your histories. Your achievements. Your love for each other. May your years of service to our nation of Equestria be the best it has ever had. Your mother and I will not be long upon this earth. Just as our ancestors left for the higher plane, so shall we. In our place, we leave you our kingdom. Our livelihood. Our lives. May you bring long lasting prosperity to your home. Long live the Daughters of Equestria.
What A Prince Does - Part 1What A Prince Does - Part 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
Madness had enveloped the ballroom of the Canterlot Castle. Animals from Celestia's normally very peaceful menagerie ran amok, attacking guests willy nilly, driving them from the room. Applejack had managed to dodge harm so far, but many of the high class mares and stallions around her were not so lucky. Their glimmering jewelry attracted the animals' attention, and most had already fled. All except one, who had been hit by a falling statue and was lying frightening still, not moving even while being pecked by a flock of perturbed toucans.
Applejack heard Twilight whistle and saw her wave for them to run. Applejack was about to race after them, but looked back at the unconscious pony. She vaguely recognized him, but it was hard to tell from under the blanket of angry birds. She hesitated, then rushed toward him, yelling at the top of her lungs and bucking the birds out of her way. She reached the pony, a unicorn stallion, and grabbed him by the collar with her teeth, dragging him out o
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really
What A Prince Does - Part 11What A Prince Does - Part 114 years ago in Romance More Like This
The next morning she woke up, having mostly forgotten the previous night, and went to breakfast feeling cheerful. She had a lot of bucking to do, but she had agreed to meet with her friends for lunch at Sugarcube Corner, so she at least had something to look forward to.
"Mornin', Blueblood." The stallion was setting the table under Granny Smith's watchful eye. He set down the plate carefully before speaking.
"Good morning to you as well, Miss Applejack. Will you be 'bucking' again today?"
"Yup! Yer more than welcome to join me; Ah'd like to be done with a few rows a'fore lunch." Blueblood nodded eagerly.
"Applejack, y'caught yerself a real prize here." Granny Smith winked at her.
Applejack blushed and looked away. "T t'ain't like that, Granny Smith." She quickly ate her breakfast and rushed out the door, but not before seeing Big Macintosh's disapproving frown and Blueblood's sorrowful eyes...
Applejack slammed her hooves into the tree's rough bark, knocking the apples free into
FluttershyFluttershy4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Enter her shed
And you will find
Tons of funny animals
In all shapes and sides
Stay awhile longer
In her dark womb
Madness sure will find you
In darkness it will bloom
Comparing Apples to Autobots 0Comparing Apples to Autobots 04 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
This fic takes place in an Equestria located on Planet Mobius before the time of Sonic and The Freedom Fighters. This is long before the FIM series began and the mane 6 girls are just teens. Twilight is still in Canterlot. Pinkimina Diana Pie is still on her father's Amish farm in Fillydelphia, Rainbow Dash is with Hilda at the flight academy, the CMC are just newborn foals (if born yet at all) and sadly Luna is still traped as Nightmare Moon far from the Earth. The only supporting cast who might appear being in Ponyville is Fluttershy and Rarity and of course my star Apple Jack.
Warning- This fic contains anthro/ furry ponies and less innuendo then the first 2007 TF movie. So deal with it or don't read!
Discalimer- MLP, Transformers and all related chars and places are © Hasbro. Mobious and all lands and chars within is property of Sega and Archie Comics.
MLP- FIM: Comparing Apples to Autobots
In the voice of Optimus Prime-
"Once long ago, our race lived in harmony. But
What A Prince Does - Part 2What A Prince Does - Part 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Applejack, Applejack! How was it? Howwasithowwasithowwasit?!" The moment she walked in the door her little sister, Apple Bloom, was bouncing around her excitedly.
"Apple Bloom! It's late! You shoulda been in bed hours ago. Big Macintosh, didn't Ah tell y'not to let her stay up all night?!"
Her brother was unfazed. "Eeyup."
"Aw, but Applejack, Ah wanted to hear all about yer best night ever! Come on, pleaseeeee?" Apple Bloom fixed her with her best puppy-dog eyes. Applejack knew better.
"Ah'll still be here t'tell ya in the mornin'. Now, t'bed with ya, missy. You too, Big Macintosh. Honest t'goodness Ah thought ye'd be more responsible than this!"
The three farm ponies went to bed, and Applejack's dreams were swimming with the sight of those falling columns, and her little sister nonsensically skipping amid them
" the bold stallion gently extended his hoof to the beautiful mare, and they galloped into the sunset, and lived happily ever after." Prince Blueblood closed the