Love Triangles in FerrisWheelShipping.http://i43.tinypic.com/syb3no.png
And that picture is basically what I imagine when I try to fathom how most fans think of a love triangle involving FerrisWheelshipping.
The Joltik is just to help make some sense of it.
Black and Cheren, even Ingo sometimes, all fall under the same trap. The Jacob Blacks of the usual FerrisWheelshipper's mind. Simply added into the mix to add "drama". Rarely added in order to give the participants of the triangle developement and growth, which should be the only valid reason to have a love triangle in the first place. But hey, this are all shallow twits, to them the concept of depth and detail is like the concept of advanced mathematics to the everyday Joe. Something they try to avoid.
Well, it isn't.
Yet the idea of involving a love triangle with this pairing is most likely the recipe for fail (atleast basing it on the Twilight portrayal of the participants).
First of, there's Mr. Gropius.
Let's take a look at this fellow
FerrisWheelShipping Facts1)90% of Ferriswheelshippers are shallow twits who portray Hilda as Bella Swan, N as Edward Cullen and treat the shipping as if it was straight out of Twilight.FerrisWheelShipping Facts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Because weak females soley dependant on the thought of romance is the way to go.
2) Rape is sexy.
90% of FerrisWheelshipping fanfics.
3) There was nothing romantic about the ferriswheel scene.
4) N doesn't love Hilda/White/Touko. His actions in the game aren't romantic. He is basically incapable of grasping the concept of romance.
5) He loves Pokemon more than anything. Even Word of God stated it.
6) He isn't a girl swooning bad boy. He's a math nerd with socialization problems.
7) 90% of people who support this pairing support it for superficial reasons.
i.e. "OMGZ!!!111!!!!11 Dhey lookz so cute kawaii DeSu togetharz!!11!!!"
And/or to fullfill personal fantasies.
i.e. "OMGZ!111!!!! N iz king off Teem Plazma! Touko can b his queen!!11!!"
Types of Kisses1. The Breath KissTypes of Kisses3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Woman, I am cold as fuck." Green shivered inside his thick jacket. His green eyes glared at the brunette in front of him who was wearing nothing but her short red skirt and blue sleeveless tank top. Her soft brown eyes stared boringly at the campfire. The young Viridian leader huffed angrily. "Leaf, can you hear me? Or is the cold has already blocked you ears?"
Leaf rolled her eyes in annoyance. Pikachu purred next to her, nuzzling her small head on Leaf's lap. If you don't like being here, then just leave me alone.
Suddenly, an idea flashed in his head. Smirking devilishly, Green stood up and walked towards Leaf. Realizing he was moving closer, the female brunette looked upwards. "What?" She asked tentatively. Green stooped lower in front of her; green eyes sharply gazing at her.
"I have an idea on how to keep us warm. Or rather, a game." His smile grew wider as he saw the gleam in her hazel eyes.
"Really? What kind?" The young Champion clasped
How to Attract a Woman1. GreenHow to Attract a Woman3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Here you go my little brat." Green flashed a seductive smirk while holding a single red rose in front of the curious brunette. Leaf was stunned without words. She didn't expect the young Viridian leader to pop up in front of her doorstep at 5 in the morning.
Green smirked devilishly. "Told you I'm anticipating for our little date today." He chuckled at her messy brown hair and shocked expression. Clearly Leaf had just awakened. She wore nothing but a big tee and a pink panty. The sight sent a tingling joy in his skin. Green focused his attention on her adorable, dumbstricken face; his smirk never leaving his lips. The boy has no regrets surprising her at dawn.
"Look Hikari! I've plucked some Mago berries for you!" Jun screamed happily while flashing a bucket filled with berries in front of his childhood friend. Sadly, instead of a happy squeal, he obtained a frightful gasp.
"Jun! What the hell happened to your body and face?!"
The blonde pursed a curious
Rival's Sweet Scent1. ConflictingRival's Sweet Scent3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The sound of her sneeze caught his attention. Green looked to his left, where Leaf was rubbing her red nose. "Achoo!" She sneezed again. Charmander stood by her side, patting her trainer's lap and trying to keep her warm with her small lighting fire tail.
Green found this amusing. The sight of the girl with her red nose made him chuckle. His Squirtle slept peacefully in his ball. The two had bumped into each other when Green paid a little visit to the Indigo Plateau. While he walked back to Viridian, he didn't expect his childhood rival would past by. The two shared their second battle in which, unfortunately, she had won. Again.
And to make matters worse, it started to rain the minute they finished their battle.
Luckily, both young trainers found shelter under an abandoned bus stop.
"Achoo!" Leaf sneezed again. Tiny drops of tears began to trickle down her cheek. She rubbed her bare arms. Great. Now I'm cold She should have listened t
Rivals of Fire and Ice1. Green with Red's personalityRivals of Fire and Ice3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"..." Green stared blankly at Leaf who stared blankly back.
2. Red with Green's personality
"Hey Kotone, ready to get wiped out by me again?" said a very smug Red as he twirled his Pokéball.
3. Cheren with Jun's personality
"Touko! Oh my Arceus let's go get some Casteliacone! I'm hungry aren't you hungry come on Touko we're gonna be late for some ice cream and then after that we can battle again oh my Arceus you have no idea how hard I've been training lately you're going down!" Cheren shouted happily and tugged the stunned brunette's hand.
What the hell has gotten into my friend?! One thing for sure, Touko was clueless.
4. Jun with Cheren's personality
"Jun? Are you okay? You've been cooped up in your bedroom lately?" asked a very concerned Hikari. She was in more shock to see the blonde was on his bed actually reading.
"Quiet, Hikari. I'm trying to catch up on my history." He didn't even sneak a gla
How to Pick Up Women1. GreenHow to Pick Up Women4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Hey sexy. Wanna be my number one fan in my bed?" Green winked cunningly, flashing his wide, white teeth at the bored Leaf.
"I'm an expert in Pokémon breeding. But I'm also an expert in other types of breeding, baby." Gold smirked seductively, twirling his cue stick in front of Crystal.
"Remember when we used to take baths together and wrestle in the shower when we were five? Well, it's been 12 years now but how about you and I reminisce those old memories by repeating them, Kari Kari?" Jun raised his eyebrows slyly, smiling deviously at the blushing Hikari.
"N! You put me down this instant!" White yelled, flailing her arms and legs as N carried her, bridal-style.
"But the author clearly stated how to pick up women. So I am merely demonstrating it," said a very, very innocent N.
That's not what she meant, you dumbass! "Put. Me. Down. NOW!"
"Now now Sapphire. Your body is sheer magnifique.
Raging Rage1. BarberRaging Rage3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was a quiet day at the barber's. A few customers dropped by, hoping to get a clean shave or a new slick hairdo. The middle-aged barber wiped his hands with a clean cloth, head slightly nodding and mouth forming a small smile as he bid his satisfied customer goodbye.
A few minutes later, a young boy came to his shop. His hair was jet-black, straight, and long that it touched his shoulders. His bangs were long enough that it shielded his red eyes. The boy posed a poker face as he entered; making the barber shot him a curious look.
"Can I help you, lad?" The man asked as the mysterious boy took a seat on one of the barber chairs. He placed a wide cloth on the boy's chest and gently strapped the ends on the back of his neck, making sure that no strand of hair would drop and stick on the person's clothes.
Finally, the boy looked at the mirror. Though mouth was muttering quietly, the barber could still hear him when he said, "I want a hair that could make me unleash my ra
KaraokeA Collection of One ShotsKaraoke3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Green looked around at the bar where people were getting on the stage to sing. He was sitting next to Blue, who looked pretty good in her mini skirt and sparkly tank.
Blue shouted out, "WHOO-HOO! Karaoke night ROCKS!" She laughed with Lyra who was sitting next to her and clinging to Red's arm. Green still couldn't believe that the pigtailed brunette was able to bring him down from Mt. Silver. All his years knowing Red, he couldn't even make him come down off the Arceus forsaken rock.
"Isn't this wonderful, Green? You had so much fun last year," Lyra giggled and Green turned red in a flush of anger and embarrassment. He didn't really remember his last birthday, but he'd seen the pictures. He'd never gotten drunk before. Like, REALLY drunk. He'd gotten tipsy a few times, but never enough to completely lose control.
Blue dug into her purse, "See? You sure did!" She waved a picture of him singing on the stage without a shirt in front of his face. She sti
Femme Fatale1. RocketFemme Fatale3 years ago in Horror More Like This
The Raticate choked. The black rope on her neck was getting tighter, suffocating her. She gasped and wheezed. Her small wimp claws could only touch the black lash. She couldn't use her Scratch, let alone release a full blown attack. Her face was blue and pale. Her mouth was dry and bloody.
Finally, with one last gasp, the poor being collapsed to the ground: Dead.
The young lady twirled her whip, removing its lash from the lifeless one's neck. Dots of blood painted its abyss leather skin. The girl wiped the splotches away all while keeping a straight face.
"Leaf, come on. We got all the Moon Stones. Let's bail!" A Rocket grunt shouted from afar. The female grunt Leaf turned around and stared blankly at her ally. Placing her whip back on her belt, she walked away; never peeking a glance at the fresh corpse behind her.
Hoenn had reached its death penalty.
The region was barren, dry, and still.
Water had vaporized. Sun was excruciating.
Revealed Truth White Eve Monochroma.Revealed Truth4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Beautiful name. Beautiful girl. Beautiful personality.
Yes, everything about her is beautiful.
She is the Unova's Pokémon Champion; the youngest ever to bestow the title. She is the strongest there is in the region. Not only that, but she cares for her Pokémon and everyone around her. She shows love and care that no one could ever deny.
White Eve Monochroma. Or White for short. Her name suits perfectly with her life and character.
But her special little friend, N, was a mystery: both his life and his name his real name.
White stared into the bright blue skies. The winds blew softly in the brown locks. A small smile pursed her lips as she inhaled a fresh breath of air. "Haa. What a lovely day for a stroll!"
Reshiram purred a chuckling tone. He swayed into the skies, careful not to drop his beloved trainer.
Psychotic Douche1. GoodbyePsychotic Douche2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"But you shall witness one day the revival of me and my Team Rocket!" Giovanni exclaimed in triumph, voice though filled with defeat and despair. Blowing a heavy sigh, the man hid his hands inside the pockets of his trench coat and looked down. The air was thick with grief and suffering, the winds blowing the sound of torture in his ears. "One day you will understand."
"Okay! Bye bye Papa!"
The grim atmosphere changed in a blink.
Giovanni froze to hear such a cheerful reaction. Slowly he looked over his shoulder, glancing at the young redhead – who was flashing the widest smile he had ever seen.
"Have fun forming another Team Rocket, Papa! I love you!" Silver waved happily, one foot bending backwards like a little girl. He flashed his white set of teeth, cheeks flushing in bright shades of red.
The infamous leader of Team Rocket could only gawk at his idiotically waving son, mouth hanging low in utter disbelief.
"I'm stealing this Totodile now, thank y
Reckless I was reckless.Reckless3 years ago in Horror More Like This
How can I explain the web of mess I was in?
She has said it many times.
"Jun, be careful."
"Jun, stop climbing trees!"
"Jun, you're going to hurt yourself."
"Jun, I don't want to lose you "
I shut my eyes, my hands clamping fiercely on my face. I felt my body; light and weak. My body shivered. My head spun. My eyes felt sore, unlike any other sore it felt like burning. My hands fell limply to the ground, lying weakly on my sides.
I now remember every single detail, every single episode of my life. It flashed before my eyes, acting like a movie I was loathing to watch. I shut my eyes again, teeth clenching fiercely as the sound of my own voice echoed in the darkness.
Messy Delicacy I paced back and forth, hesitating and clearly impatient. My eyes kept glancing at the door; hoping somehow that it will magically open and reveal my favourite special friend. But to my dismay, the entrance remained statuesque.Messy Delicacy4 years ago in Humor More Like This
I grunted a loud scoff, tapping my restless foot.
N, I don't wanna pry or anything. But what the hell are you doing?
I turned around, seeing White's Samurott staring at me with bored eyes. "Nothing," I abruptly said, continuing to move left and right in front of the door.
He's waiting for White to come back home. I heard my childhood friend, Zoroark replying Samurott's answer. I ignored the two beings and moved around the living room. My head was filled with thoughts annoying and disturbing thoughts.
Samurott rolled his eyes and I could feel him stare at me again. You know, you could just go see her. Heck, you should have followed h
Upside Oopsie Leaf had a nice pair of sexy legs; that Green wouldn't deny.Upside Oopsie2 years ago in Humor More Like This
He sat there quietly, eyes unwarily staring at his childhood friend. The brunette was sitting on top of Medusa, her Arbok's head. The cobra Pokémon slithered around, preferably dancing as her trainer sang.
Green chuckled quietly as he sat on the bench in front of his house. "Pesky little woman."
Suddenly, Medusa tripped on a rock, causing Leaf to stumble on the ground. "Aah!" The girl fell, but thankfully, her Pokémon quickly got a nip of her sock before her head could slam the ground.
Green quickly stood up, feeling panic wash over his face.
But then, that panic was quickly replaced with utter embarrassment and bewilderment.
Because Leaf was now dangling in an upside-down position, resulting with her skirt being lifted downwards – thus revealing her striped panty.
The young leader swore he was going to die of hormones. "L-Lea…"
Leaf – now complete horrified and swarmed with humiliation – flailed her arms an
Red 'N' Silver1. Red as DoctorRed 'N' Silver2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Doctor…" The patient coughed hoarsely, weak hands shivering on his knees. "I'm sick to the bone for two months. And I can't move my legs… Is there any way I can be healed, doctor?"
Red sat in front of him, calm eyes staring at his patient. Without a single word, he touched the man's forehead.
In less than a second, the patient felt fresh and completely healthy. "Woohoo! I feel like a new man! Thanks doc!" Skipping and singing an old tune, the man excitingly pranced to the door.
2. N as Stand Up Comedian
"So, people asked me why my last name is Gropius," N spoke to the crowd, right hand holding the microphone while left waving at his audience. With a dumb grin and a single eyebrow raised, the man answered, "I said to them, 'What can I say? It was only Natural that I got it!'" N laughed by himself, slapping his knee in giggling amusement.
The crowd went silent, however. And as for White? She began questioning her life choices.
3. Silver as Daycar
Need Not You Forget1. ConflictingNeed Not You Forget3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"A flower?" Leaf asked curiously, eyes wide in surprise. Green pursed a naughty smile.
"Pesky girl. Can't you tell it's a red rose? Or you don't even know what this is?"
The female brunette's lips were curved into a small frown. "I know what a rose is, Green."
The young Viridian leader's smile grew wider. "Good. Coz this rose is for you." He slid the rose on her upper left ear. Leaf's face was a shade of red. Green moved closer until his own lips reached her ear. "And just in case you've forgotten, I love you."
"Oh wow!" Touko gasped in awe at the gift in the small box. It was a silver necklace. The pendant was engraved into a heart-shaped diamond. The brunette gawked incredulously at the necklace, then at the snickering boy in front of her. Her mouth was agape, still frozen from the shock.
Cheren chuckled silently at his girlfriend's funny expression. "What? I told you that I will give you a special gift for your birthday." He took the ne
Trainer's Block "I'M GOING TO DO IT!"Trainer's Block2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The sound of the manic scream made Kotone jumped off the couch. Her bum roughly kissed the hard floor, making her cringe in pain. "Oww!" she yelped sharply, right hand slowly rubbing her numbing butt. Quickly her eyes glared to a certain redhead, whose arms were crossed and face was wearing one of burning determination.
However, Kotone wasn't the least bit amused. "Silver, what the hay-hay!"
The boy didn't answer her question. Instead, he gave a rude scoff and spat, "Just you wait Kotone! Today is the day I will defeat you in battle. I will start my training this morning and by the time Arceus brings night, my team will be kickass and ready to destroy yours!"
Kotone gawked as Silver brought forth his 'declaration or war'. "I… What?"
"That means I'm going to defeat you tonight, you shithead!" Silver growled, growing quite agitated with her unenthusiastic response. "I'm going to train nonstop today and I will kill your team tonight. Just you wait!"
Monochrome Changes Change is inevitable.Monochrome Changes3 years ago in Drama More Like This
White quietly wiped her tears as she watched her friends disappear from her sight. She breathed a low chuckle, mind still swirling at the thought of leaving her hometown.
Are you okay, Lady White?
Reshiram asked her, slightly worried about White's wellbeing. Before the vast white Pokémon could ponder about turning back, White quickly answered, "I'm fine, Reshiram. I'll be fine. It's just some tears. No biggie."
She heard him purr a laugh. Very well, then. White was always too egoistic to show off her flaws. Reshiram flapped his white wings gently, careful not to drop his hero. So where to, Lady White?
Suddenly, a red light flashed from White's belt. Banette hopped out of her ball and plopped on the brunette's head. White's chuckle turned into small laughs at her Pokémon's antics. She brought the ghost-type into her a
Of Sugar and Honey1. ConflictingOf Sugar and Honey3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Give me back my Pokémon, you meanie!" Leaf shouted angrily, arms rose in the air and feet hopping little hops. Unfortunately, Green was proven taller than her as he stretched his arm upwards, fingers tightly clutching her Pokéball.
"Once a shorty, always a shorty, huh?" Green ignorantly spat, lips posing a naughty smirk. The young woman in front of him only cast a sharp glare. Her cheeks were puffed. Her lips were pouted and frowned.
And honestly, that only made Green even happier.
"Shorty!" The young leader happily laughed. Before Leaf could even punch his chest even though it would just be tickles for him Green wrapped his free arm around her waist and pulled her closer. "You're cute when being bullied by me." Grinning like a fool, Green softly pecked her nose, thus stunning Leaf shut.
Leaf, now engulfed with bashfulness instead of anger, could only freeze with cheeks as hot as the sun. "W-why you Meanie!"
Angel's Anger "He started it!" White screamed, cheeks puffing and mouth hissing light curses.Angel's Anger2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Yes, I know, my dear White. But that does not give you the permission to lift his body up and throw him into the bushes nearby." N blew a low sigh as he continued combing her hair. The petite lady remained her posture as she sat between his legs. Her arms were crossed against her chest, her legs stretched and toes wiggling hastily as a reaction.
"But that little punk called Isaac 'weak'!" White scoffed stubbornly. "And he continues taunting my other Pokémon! How can I not lift him up and throw him? Be thankful there wasn't a cliff nearby." She continued grumbling and mumbling, all awhile eyes glaring at nothing in particular. A nice shade of red, however, tinted her fair face as the sound of N's chuckle resonated in her ears. "Shut up…"
"Well, even if he has no right degrading any Pokémon for that matter, he still deserves the right to live – and not be killed and mauled
How I See Them in a Nutshell1. Green aka The Snarky BastardHow I See Them in a Nutshell3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Tch," Green taunted in arrogance. "Bitch please, I'm fabulous." The young man scoffed loftily as he flipped his glossy brown hair.
2. Wally aka The Sick and Forgotten
"Nobody cares about me " Wally lamented in sorrow as he sat near the far corner of the room.
3. Jun aka The Hyperactive ASDFGHJKL
"OOOOO LET'S GO BATTLING OH MY ARCEUS IS THAT A BIDOOF PREPARE TO DIE BIDOOF AMG HURRY UP HIKARI YOU'RE SO SLOW THAT BIDOOF IS RUN- SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS IS THAT A FLYING LEAF." Jun screamed and shouted madly as he chased the flying leaf caused by the breeze.
4. Cheren aka The Nerd
"I am smart and knowledgeable about Pokémon and even though White keeps beating me in battles, it doesn't matter coz I am wearing jeggings." Cheren said nonchalantly as he pushed his specs up the bridge of his nose.
5. Bianca aka The Clumsy Ditz
"Yiiiii hey Whi- Oh my Arceus is that a Minccino it's so fluffy I MUST LOVE IT!" Bianca
Deceived Looks "Oh you are such an adorable little girl!"Deceived Looks3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Oh my, what beautiful eyes you have!"
"My dear child, you look like a doll!"
All these words had been occupying my ears since birth. It didn't irritate me at first. In fact, I kind of liked it. I enjoyed the attention I was getting. My cheerful personality had won the hearts of many. My childish looks had attracted many attention from far and wide. I was proud to say the least. My voice was gentle and soothe, yet perky and loud like an angelic toddler.
I was what they would state me; a kid and lady at heart.
But I wasn't always happy with these compliments.
"Oh my, sweetheart, a lady does not take activities that involved getting dirty."
"You wish to train a Pokémon? My Arceus dear, you are such a sweet kidder! What nonsense!"
"Are you sure you can manage such a brutal