Tourist Tips: MenzoberranzanTop 10 Tourist Tips: MenzoberranzanTourist Tips: Menzoberranzan7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Whatever youre holding, the pointy/poisoned end goes in the other guy.
2. DO NOT say nasty things about somebodys mother, specially if theyre a noble. Granted, its probably true, but you will die horribly anyway.
3. Yes, it IS worse than you think, and they ARE out to get you.
4. Raid is off limits. So is bug spray. And if you value your life, watch your feet.
5. Flash photography is perceived as an aggressive action by drow. Youve been warned.
6. If it looks dangerous, dont touch. If it looks harmless, run for your life.
7. If you are caught and tortured, DO NOT start struggling, thrashing, or freaking out. Those chains arent just there to hold you still
8. DO NOT show off your suntan. They will think you have an affinity with the blazing inferno, and you will be summarily tortured to death.
9. If you want your tongue to stay in your mouth, keep it still.
10. Dont take it too serio