Two Halves of a Whole Woman TgTwo Halves of a Whole Woman Tg3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dennis peered over from his table and glared at the girl on the other side of the food court. There she was, Brittney Henders, the most popular girl at school and Dennis's worst enemy. See, Dennis was but an average freshman at school. Brittney was a senior and possibly the most popular and most beautiful student at the same school. She was also a total bit-Oh crap, she was coming closer.
"Hello there, nerd," she greets him with.
"He-Hello Brittney," Dennis replied.
"What do you think you were doing staring at me like that over there?" She asked shrewdly.
"Don't lie to me! I saw you eyeing me!" Brittney then proceeded to take the Coke Dennis was drinking and poured it down his shirt.
"Ahh!" Dennis yelped. "What the hell was that for?!"
"For staring at me, you idiot!" She then took out her iPhone and snapped a picture of the soaked freshman before running off laughing.
Dennis just stood there getting as much napkins as was legal to try to clean himself of the soda. He eventu
Variaciones de Caperucita RojaVariaciones de Caperucita Roja4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
La niña de sus ojos...
Había sido criada por él luego que la abandonaran, su cachorra perfecta.
Cuándo la última gota de sangre cayó sobre las hojas,
entendió porque la caperuza que estaba en su corazón
era tan liviana.
Tomó el color del amor que jamás mermó.
AgaclarAgaclar5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
bugün parkta yürüyordum
gerisi laf-ü güzaftı
parklar vardı şehirlerin zengin muhitlerinde
Gerisi Laf-ü Güzaftı...
bugün ben zengin muhitinde çalışıyordum
şehirlerde en çok ağaç orada vardı
parkta hislenerek yürüdüm
uluyordu kainat topraktan başlayarak
hisleniyordum gözpınarlarımdan başlayarak
ağaçlar uluyordu yapraklarımdan başlayarak
durdum. bir banka oturdum
bugün ağaçlara seni düşündüm...
Ce que veulent les femmesCe que veulent les femmes5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ce que veulent les femmes.
Varlam sortit rapidement de la pièce en claquant si violemment la porte qu'elle manqua de s'extraire de ses gongs. Non celle-là, vraiment, on ne lui avait jamais faite ! Qu'est-ce qui clochait chez les femmes ? Elles vous tournaient autour, vous séduisaient, vous consommaient et ensuite ? Et ensuite, deux options : ou bien elles vous parlaient serments d'amour et promesses de fidélité éternelle, ou bien elles vous claquaient subitement la porte au nez. N'y avait-il pas créatures plus instables et plus incompréhensibles que les femmes ? Une homme était bien plus simple à comprendre, bien plus cohérent. Quand il couchait avec une femme, rencontrée la veille ou le jour même, il ne fallait pas lui demander d'être amoureux. D'abord, un homme avait besoin d'au moins une à deux semaines pour se rappeler le prénom de la belle alanguie dans s
......4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Looking at this uglyness.
An uglyness that could kill.
As your conflict raises.
Into a blistering hell.
As these knives.
Ohh these killful knives.
Lick your legs with drops of blood.
While fire burns, holding your arms.
Forcing you to know.
The pain I've felt.
That you've gifted to me.
Giving you death with no sanity left in me.
The rubber shopThe rubber shop5 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The shop owner told her to wait while he retrieved the latex boots she ordered.
*Please do not touch anything.* He said before going.
Despite his warning, Caroll could not take her eyes of the amazing suit hanging right next to her.
She resisted the temptation and waited for about 10 minutes. But her patience grew heavy.
*Have you found my boots yet?*
No response. She took another look at the suit. The zipper, open, left the shiny interior exposed. It felt like it was begging to be used. A suit of this quality would be very expensive, she tough. She might never have such an opportunity again.
*Hello !!!* Still no response.
*Oh... What the hell...* in no time, she undressed herself and grabbed the flask of body-lotion on the counter.
*Strange... What is that doing on the counter ? It seems a bit too convenient* But she had no time to think. There was little time before the owner would come back, and she did not want to get caught naked.
She used the oil, and sinked in the rubber suit. H
Raptor Jesus' Bible.In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And we all know the story from there.Raptor Jesus' Bible.7 years ago in Humor More Like This
In the Period of Cretaceous, God grew distasteful of the Dinosaurs' wicked ways. (Actually, after a few billion years He was royally Bored and wanted to screw with the most intelligent life-forms available at the time.) So he descended unto a Virgin Raptor and made her lay a single egg.
This was long before anyone ever figured out the connection between mating and babies, so no one really gave a damn.
God commanded the virgin raptor to name her son Jesus. And so she did.
Jesus hatched, and his hatching was marked by a volcano erupting and wiping out the nests of nearly all other raptors. When He realized this, he promptly ran away and wandered in the desert, living a raptory life for 18 years, until he turned 32.
Raptor Jesus returned, gathering Thirteen followers of all species, and they wandered around doing stuff, fighting evil, and saving Prostisaurs. (That's their story and their stickin
R+ fanfic Doom's Day 3A Rammstein fanfic series // Doom's DayR+ fanfic Doom's Day 39 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Part Three - Richard Kruspe
I walked into the concert venue. There was a man standing in the corner holding a guitar.
"I play guitar. How much do you know?" I walked over to him and asked him.
"I've played in a band for over 13 years, so I think I know enough to get me by." he said. "Name's Kruspe, but you can call me Richard. Yours?"
"Cool. French, right?" he nodded, and strummed a chord.
"Yeah, name's French, but I'm German." I sat down next to him, asking with my hands to hold the guitar.
"I'm German, too. You from Germany?"
"Nope." I said. He held the guitar out for me to take, and when I did I started playing „Wilder Wein".
"You know Rammstein?" he asked, slightly surprised.
"Who doesn't?" I rolled my eyes and continued playing. I played the last chord pattern in the song, and during which I said, "Remember what you poor dudes had to wear during this sequence? I laughed my ass off!"
"What do you mean?" he asked, but then he pause
Deadbird BackgroundDeadbird Background4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I apologize in advanced for any spelling or grammatical errors -- while I did read over this twice, I may have missed something. Sorry!
"The December wind wrapped itself around the two as they briskly made their way down the crowded sidewalk. They didn't mind the cold all too much for their sheer excitement kept them warm. A mother and a son had traversed into the Inner Sanctum of the Main City to prepare for the festivities. It was the 20th, and on the 21st a world-wide celebration would ring out in glory of their leader's name and birthday. It wasn't just a celebration for him, as on the 21st everyone shared in on the gift giving and good will spreading amongst their friends and loved ones. The mother and son, however, had missed out on their shopping and were forced to rush and see what they could get the night before.
"Every corner they turned and every step they took left them visually bombarded with fantastic, glowing displays of old time toys and new wave technology. Add
Come Back JimmyCome Back Jimmy4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Come back Jimmy, it's almost easy
What we would do to see you again
Escape from your AFTERLIFE
Save us from this NIGHTMARE
Have a talk with DEAR GOD
Tell him you don't like being SO FAR AWAY
Back home is your LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN
Not up there
Meet us at the CROSSROADS
You will no longer be M.I.A
Go back to your friends
Jimmy, we will see you tonight
This is no longer a FICTION
Welcome back to the Avenged Sevenfold family....
Remembering Part 1Remembering Part 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
I was trying to get rid of any last minute nerves. I knew that in a manner of minutes I would be up on stage singing. This was my first concert, well that was only natural since I had just been discovered. I wasn't going to lie, I was so nervous and I was worried I was going to mess up.
I felt a hand on my shoulder and I almost jumped. I looked over my shoulder and realized it was my manager. She gave me shoulder a reassuring squeeze. "Five minutes until show time," she informed me. "You will do fine, we are all rooting for you." I gave her a small smile in return. "Breathe," she said softly and I let out the breath I didn't realize I had been holding. "It's show time." I nodded and followed her up to the stage entrance.
As planned, the lights on the stage went out, leaving nothing but darkness in the hall. I walked out onto the stage and I waited for the
Un secreto a muerteUN SECRETO A MUERTEUn secreto a muerte8 months ago in Horror More Like This
Había una vez una estudiante llamada Koyomi ella solo tenía una amiga que se llamaba Elena , ellas caminaban todos los días juntas para ir a la escuela
--K--Oye Elena saliendo de la escuela vamos a la cafetería nekoflax
--E--Si estaría bien pero no crees que primero tenemos que hacer la tarea
--K--No pero mejor corre que ya sonó la campanilla
--E--Vamos a llegar tarde en nuestro primer día de clases
Subieron las escaleras corriendo x que la clase ya había empezado Koyomi toco la puerta del maestro
--K--Maestro podemos pasar por favor se nos izo tarde
--p—Adelante , Alumnos les presento a sus nuevas compañeras koyomi-chan y Elena-chan , espero que las hagan sentir cómodas ya que tuvieron que ingresar a esta institución a mediados de año por que se cambiaron de casa
--K--Hola yo soy Koyomi y espero llevarme bien con todos aquí
--E--Hola soy Elena pueden confiar en mi
--p--Bueno chicas t