'Switchy Pie' Chapter 4'Switchy Pie' Chapter 44 years ago in Humor More Like This
The next morning, Pinkie left her apartment above Sugarcube Corner quickly and went to the Carousel Boutique to buy herself a hat to cover up her horn.
"I think this hat will suit you best, Pinkie." said Rarity showing her a nice blue hat with yellow and pink balloons on it. "I stitched in those balloons for you to match your cutie mark."
"Why thank you, Rarity!" Pinkie said delightedly. "and it's just the right size for me to cover up the horn." She then lifted it with her magic and placed it on her head covering the horn up. She then paid five bits to Rarity for the horn. "Alright, I'd better be on my way now "
"I sure hope work goes well for you today, Darling."
"I do too, as well as Twilight. She better not let anyone in the library "
Pinkie then walked back to Sugarcube Corner to open it up. She was there a bit early and a few of the workers got there before the Cakes did. Pinkie had already started working on her treats she had
I'm Sorry.Leafpool wandered through the undergrowth near the stream bordering ThunderClan and WindClan. She was searching for berries and trying to wrap her head around the events of the past few sunrises.I'm Sorry.6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Suddenly, she heard a cat hiss her name from a nearby bush. Startled, she followed the voice until she saw whose it was.
"Crowfeather!" She gasped as she saw the grey black tom crouched under the bush.
Both cats tensed as they saw each other, and an awkward silence filled the air for a few heartbeats.
"I wanted to talk to you," Crowfeather murmured, looking down, "About what happened at the Gathering. Is it really true, what Hollyleaf said? Are they ?"
"Yes, Crowfeather," Leafpool cut him off, "Yes they are." She saw him close his eyes, deep in thought.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you..." Leafpool went on, "I was going to on that night but then you mentioned Nightcloud, and " Leafpool trailed off as she mentioned the black she-cat
Mirrors -Epilogue-Mirrors -Epilogue-4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Mirrors -Epilogue- (finally...)
"Your Highness, it's here. Just like you wanted."
It was finally nightfall in Canterlot. The funeral had ended hours ago.
"Well done," said Celestia on her throne, "Bring it in."
Her guard saluted and gave a sharp whistle. At once, a platoon of muddy royal guards trooped into the throne room. With them however, was a dirty, pink casket. Celestia got up and smiled.
"Leave us," she commanded. The guards obeyed at once.
Celestia circled the casket. So this was the pony who caused so much trouble. This was the pony who came back to haunt her friends. Celestia grinned. That was the whole reason she wanted the casket here. She came back.
Celestia used her magic to lift open the casket's cover. Inside laid a bright pink pony. Her front hooves were placed above her chest. She wore a content look of peace of her face. If it weren't for the fact that the pony was missing everything from the chest down, She would've looked like she was sleeping and e
Spilled Tea Ch. 5Spilled Tea Ch. 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Frustration was setting in really fast. He was very pressed for time and he felt very pressured, but
no matter what China just couldn't seem to fit the belt around his uniform. He had very little
patience with this, and you tell it was a plain as the look on his face he seemed embarrassed. He
outgrown the belt size he always used. Now he was bigger than he thought.
"What!? What is it China!?" England rushed into the room alarmed. In the center of the room was China
and he instantly knew what the problem was.
"This belt is too small aru! It won't fit anymore! We're going to be late aru!" His bottom lip was
quivering, and he was very close to breaking into tears. "F-Forget it aru! I'm not going!"
England sighed at this. "China, we both have to. You know we do. It's a meeting for the Great Powers.
If they find you skipping out of the meeting they'll get suspicious. Our goal is to not have the other &
STORY: Adventures in Cake MakingSTORY: Adventures in Cake Making4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Adventures in Cake Making
Derpy Hooves popped her grey mare's face into the baking drawer and pushed a few things around with her nose. Her vibrant deep gold eyes nearly glowed, rich in fascinations, in the half light - only marred by the fact that they pointed in two different directions. Using her good eye she could see an egg beater, a few measuring spoons, a cake tester and ah yes, there it was, the pastry piper. She took the cloth bag up in her mouth and, carrying it gingerly by a corner, trotted across the kitchen towards Carrot.
She stopped for only just a teeny tiny moment by the fridge.
Derpy smiled sheepishly around the white cone of the frosting piper and laid it carefully down near Carrot Top, who was devoting her utmost concentration on spreading a thick white glob of sugary frosting between two cake rounds which stood tall and proud on their wire rack.
Carrot took a step back, assessing her cake, and pivoting the spatula held in
Nepeta and... Eridan?!Nepeta and... Eridan?!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
^ : :33 :ac hopes this is Karkitty and not a creep: Herro?
v : YEAH THIS IS KARKITTY I MEAN LOOK AT HOWW KARKITTY I AM RIGHT NOWW
v : SO ANYWWAY WWHAT WWERE YOU SAYIN NEP
^ : :33 ....... Karkitty, why are you using Erridans quirk? :ac gives a look of confusion-
v : UH
v : IM NOT USIN ERIS QUIRK
v : HIS QUIRK IS FOR NOBLE SEADWELLERS
v : SEE
v : I ONLY POSTED ONE WW
v : FUCK
^ : :33 Teehee- you're silly, Karkitty. :ac giggles and sits down on the fluur: So anyways, what werre we talking about?
v : WWELL
v : I MEAN WELL
v : I WAS JUST THINKIN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY DATIN ERI
v : I MEAN HES A HIGHBLOOD WWHILE IM JUST A MUTANT
v : *WHILE
v : WHOOPS LOOK AT ALL THESE TYPOS
^ : :33 karkitty, are you okay? and why would I want to date a fish?
v : WWHOA HES NOT A FISH
v : I MEAN WHOA
v : HES A FUCKIN HIGHBLOOD AN YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME RESPECT
^ : :33 But... you know... land and sea... they don't mix. I doubt HE would allow me to do something that rrediculous anyways.
v : GODDAMNIT
v : WWELL IGN
Friends foreverFriends forever4 years ago in Horror More Like This
"We'll be friends forever, Mew! I just know it!"
You said this to me, And I was so very happy! I've never had a friend! Will we do lots of things together?
Like watching krabby blow bubbles into the sunset? and watching the leafeon change colours in fall?
Will we do other things too?
I'm so excited! Let's go on an adventure, chimchar!
"we're going to explore the deep chasm! Doesn't that sound exciting, Mew?"
It does, it does! Let's go!
I can't help but perform a happy little dance, I'm so very excited to have such a good friend!
The other legendaries said there was no such thing as friendship for us, that we would only be used and abused for our powers!
But I know now that they lied! Look how many friends I have!
Everyone in the exploration guild, they all love me as a friend!
We're on our way now, climbing down into the chasm, we have to be quiet so no rocks fall on us... It's still so exciting!
Chimchar suddenly pushes me into a cave, it closes behind us from a fallen rock.
That Darn CatThat Darn Cat9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
That Darn Cat
Kyle swore that it was all the cats fault.
He sat comfortably on Eric Cartmans bed, waiting for said boy to finish up whatever he was doing downstairs in the kitchen. Absentmindedly tugging at a loose string on the comforter, his eyes glazed over in thought.
The sudden disturbance jolted him upright. He glared at Erics cat, Mr. Kitty, who was now rubbing her head against his leg and purring.
You know this is all your fault, right?
Mr. Kitty looked up at him and blinked innocently. Kyle got the distinct feeling that if she were able to grin, it would be all over her furry little face at that statement. Instead, she put a paw on his leg, signifying that she wished to be picked up. Kyle did so, reluctantly allowing her to settle in his lap.
Still your fault he said, scratching her behind the ears.
The only response he got was a contented purr. The Jewish boy lay back against the headboard and sta
The Rage of Two SistersThe Rage of Two SistersThe Rage of Two Sisters4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Human kind has always sought technological advances. Everything was made better in turn to become more efficient and more convenient, or to break the boundaries and limitations nature had set for humans. Even in secret, behind vaulted doors, shady officials, and extreme experiments, some governments may do anything to gain any advantages.
Nazi Germany, in the past, had also studied the occult, perhaps to use in World War II. As far fetched as this may have been, there are some things in this world that cannot be explained. Also, if any kind of 'godly' supernatural weapon was conceived, what army in the world could stand up to the power of the divine? Luckily, none of this came into play.
Until earlier in these times.
Some where, far in the ice covered terrain of Antarctica, was a shed. To any other person (as to why they'd be there in the first place is ridiculous) this shed would be like any other shed. Worn out, punished continually
Guardianship Chapter 1Guardianship Chapter 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
As the woman walked back towards him, without Alfred in tow, Arthur had a frown on his face. Just what did the lady think she was doing, he had asked for Alfred and damn it, he was going to get the boy. Okay that made him sound like a pervert, and he wasn't a pervert, not really. Although he had been asked a lot of questions before he was able to adopt. Something about a single male trying to adopt a young boy raised red flags in their systems. Thankfully a background check made sure he wasn't some kind of perving old man.
It had been a couple of years since his wife died in child labour, and he had been heart broken, he had worked all of his life, saved and saved to spoil his family, and he had no-one left. After coming out of his depression, he had decided that perhaps he should shower some lowly child with affection, give it the life that he never had. Which led him here.
"Well?" He asked, a hint of anger in his voice. After having the women treat him like a pervert, he was getting
I Will Always Wait For YouI Will Always Wait For You4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I will always wait for you.
Okay, in everyones POV. Italy is a girl. So HRE calls him a girl in this, Italy is still a boy.
Holy Roman Empire's P.O.V
The sky was blue, wind was blowing. I was watching the clouds in the sky. Everything was peaceful. "Holy Roman Empire!" I turned around, it was Italy. She ran up to me. "Holy Roman. What are you doing?" she standed beside me. "Oh nothing." We both were talking for awhile.
"Its getting pretty dark out, we should get going now." I felt Italy's head on my shoulder, "Italy..." I picked her up and put her on my back. She was sleeping on my back. I started walking back.
I was sitting on my chair, looking at the picture of Italy I drew. I was geting ready for battle. I didn't want to leave, I wish I could stay here with Italy. I felt sad, tears could go down my eyes any minute now. But I was holding them in. I was all done packing, "Holy Roman Empire, sir. Are you ready?" One of my servents came in. "Oh, yes." I lied, I wa
-Homestuck-Chapt 7.Four Kids:One House:One Summer.You're still one of the trolls.-Homestuck-Chapt 7.Four Kids:One House:One Summer.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But you're not Karkat, Nor are you Gamzee.
you're just lonley, "annoying" little Nepeta Leijon. Yep. As of now you're currently sitting in your cave, curled up with your lusus, because of course, you left everyone else because Karkat called you an annoying fuckass again...
"Why's he so mean?" you wonder...Wait...hes Karkat. Karkat Vantas. Thats why hes mean. He was just....hatched that way, i guess. You shrug, going back to drawing on your tablet.
You start to get distracted about a few minutes later, catching yourself looking at your shipping wall, the wall filled with different ships of all quadrents. Going over to the other wall with a curtain, you sit on your knees and pull it back, looking at the painting of you, and the unfinished Karkat beside you...hugging you.
With some random modivation, you decide to start trying to finish it.
you grab your materials and start painting, yet after awhile You sigh at your painting....you can NEVER draw Kar
MicroFic Fluttershy's HalloweenMicro Fan-Fic: Fluttershy's Halloween CheerMicroFic Fluttershy's Halloween4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Twilight Sparkle walks into Fluttershy's cottage.
Twilight Sparkle: "Good afternoon Fluttershy."
Fluttershy: "I'm so glad you could make it Twilight."
Twilight: "Anything to celebrate the festivities of Ponyville."
Fluttershy grabs a machete from off her table.
Twilight: "So, what's the big knife for?"
Fluttershy: "Oh, this? Isn't it nice!"
Fluttershy looks gleefully at it.
Twilight feels a nervous as a bead of sweat drop passes across her face along with the machete's silhouette.
Fluttershy: "I got it just for this occasion just so I could carve your face "
With her eyes closed, she falls to the floor. She doesn't know what just happened, nor was she paying attention.
Fluttershy: " into this beautiful jack-o-lantern I picked up."
Fluttershy has begun cutting a hole in the top of a large pumpkin.
Fulttershy, curious by Twilight's absent response, looks over her should
Guardianship Chapter 4Guardianship Chapter 44 years ago in Humor More Like This
It hadn't been more than a few months since they had shared their first kiss, and since that day they had made sure to kiss wherever they could.
Not that Matthew minded, it was nice to be the one paid attention to for a change, and his brother really was loving and sweet, the fact that it felt nice helped too!
So every day after school the two of them walked home, hand in hand before greeting Arthur like usual, Matthew muttering, Alfred yelling, then inside, a quick kiss as they washed their hands before dinner, a kiss while Arthur was washing the dishes, and then a kiss before bed if they had enough time after their joint bath.
Needless to say the two of them were getting careless with showing their affection, the fact they walked home holding hands was proof of that.
Of course, all of the adults saw this as innocent affection, two brothers who didn't know better.
Their one big mistake.
For a change Arthur wasn't home when the twins arrived, which they were over joyed about
Blue Notes and BalloonsBlue Notes and Balloons4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Grand Galloping Gala is always awful. It's worse for some ponies than others.
In the palace in Canterlot, there was a great dance hall. The floor was patterned with huge, purple tinted checkered tile topped with red carpets. The ground shone like the opulent jewelry the aristocrats at the gala wore. Expensive vases housed towering plants, highlighting their innumerable blooms. Windows three stories high looked out upon the purple gradience of night. Others were blocked from view by gold-lined silk hangings. Immense stained glass landscapes of all colors lined the hall. The room was circled by segmented stone pillars, marbled with cloudy white swirls. A grand statue of an alicorn crafted of magically reinforced white gold stood precariously upon a gold and black pedestal. Even the most extravagant of ponies couldn't help but gasp in awe as they entered.
In the front of it all, opposite the main entranceway, was a raised stage upon which twenty royal guardsmen could stand comfortably
EquestriaNoir-A Neo-Noire TaleEquestriaNoir-A Neo-Noire Tale4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Manehattan - 9:30 PM
Scumbag: the most prolific term in my vocabulary is the word scumbag, and for good reason; almost everyone I meet in the streets nowadays is a scumbag.
What constitutes a scumbag? The signs are too long to list, but I don't need to; I know a scumbag when I see one, and the unicorn running away from me at this very moment constituted a grade-A example of what a real scumbag is.
The filthy piece of scum ran - flying almost - as I pursued him, pistol levitating near my head in a soft, dark colored glow. He sure ran fast for someone who had just had a bullet pierce his hind leg; but I had grown accustomed to this sight, as it had played out in the same form for more times that I dared count.
His ragged red robes concealed just how dangerous this piece of equine filth was, and this one was as vile as you could get: a foal-raping, mass-murdering cannibal cultist who was mere seconds away from having his brains become part of the pavement.
The cultist nearly collap
The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 4The Apple in Her Eye, Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was raining and Applejack was sitting in the middle of the downpour outside the hospital thinking about Rainbow Dash. Why, why me? She can't remember anything. The looks we shared, the adventures we have had, oh Celestia she can't even remember Twilight. What am I going to do? As she sat and thought about it she slowly came to a realization. I can never go back now, ah am committed to her more than ever now. But, ah still have the farm to run so who can ah ask to do this? The answer was suddenly clear to her. She got up and shook herself off, and then she walked back into the hospital feeling much better than she had in a while.
Big Mac slowly opened up his eyes and to his enjoyment the first thing he saw was a bright yellow face with teal eyes looking directly into his. After realizing that Big Mac was looking at her she looked away and her face began to grow red.
"You're so cute when you blush," this of course made her blush more and Big Mac thought he heard a thank you from behin
Submerged--OogaSubmerged--Ooga3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Pocket God Oneshot
-first in the Series of Unfortunate Oneshots
I glanced up at the speaker, staring at him blankly. It took a moment for me to recognize him: Dooby, watching me anxiously.
"Coming to supper, dude?" he asked.
I shook my head wordlessly, and he frowned at me in return. "You sure?"
Didn't I already answer that question? He knew very well that I wouldn't be coming to eat. I hadn't been coming to meals for days. Why couldn't he just take a hint and leave me alone?
"Come on, dude, you've got to eat." he urged when I didn't respond. "Or at least get some rest. You need to look after yourself."
I didn't have time. There was someone who needed me more right now. He knew that, too.
"Dude " He hesitated. "I know you're worried about Klik dude, but starving yourself isn't going to help him one bit. We're worried about him too."
Oh, really? Well, I wasn't going to leave his side. He had better get used to that idea, because it w
The TruthThe Truth4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A AppleDash story...
It was a average day in Pony Vile, there was going to be a storm today so Applejack was busy bucking as many apples as she could before the storm hit. Her brother Big Mac was with tacking Granny Smith to her appointment to check her blood pressure, meanwhile Rainbow Dash was busy filing up the left over holes in the sky, her last one was near Applejacks barn, but when she was finished and about to leave it started raining, she was to far from her house to make it back before it started poring so Applejack brought her inside the barn, but with Big Mac and Granny Smith in the doctors and AppleBloom was with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle at Fluttershys, the two ponies were all alone...
AJ: Boy its dark, ah'll go light one of the lamps we got in the back.
RD: Yeah, that'll be sweat. *Rainbow notices there's no one else in the barn and gets nervous* Uhh... what a storm hope every one else got home in time.
AJ: Yeah, lucky you were close enough to get in the bar
My Little Pony - Hospice IMy Little Pony - Hospice I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Before diving into this, I think some background would be useful. When she was young, she had dreams. Dreams of shining and of making others shine. She made herself and others look beautiful; for that initial interim she held high. When she fell (south of Ponyville, Old Manehattan-land) her dreams became nightmares, seizing her by the hoof and never letting go. She was taken and put into a bed of rust and red crosses. I was one of the few who had the time to give. She wanted me dead but it pained her to see me walk out those sliding doors.
Now, I won't pretend I understand. I never will know what she went through for those ten months and two days. She had a constant sting in her side that she claimed she could only numb by sticking her head in the stove. Her nightmares became easier during this time. And I like to think that I did my best in the time that she had to make her comfortable, even when the sting became too painful to breathe.
But let it be known that this w
YuheYuhe4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Sowwy! I didn't mean to hang up before! Belarus accosted me..." An apologetic American accent came down the phone.
China sighed "I guessed as much aru you did end rather abruptly."
"She kept yelling at me..."
China frowned, confused "Eh? Why? Because he tried to stomp your face in aru?"
"Cos I made him annoyed." America shuffled, before mumbling, "I'm not allowed you."
"...Wait, how am I involved in this aru?"
"Ivan knows about us..."
"I know...I didn't want him to find out like that...but why is Belarus upset aru? She's been glaring at me for years because she suspected I still had feelings for him."
"I'm guessing..." America mused, pressing the ice closer to his cheek as he spoke, phone balanced in the crook of his neck. "She's annoyed you moved on, y'know Bella...Are you in England yet? Conference tomorrow..."
"Yeah, just got in my room this morning...or afternoon...I'm a bit jet-lagged aru," he sighed, lying back on the bed. "What's it to her though ar
Whenyouthinkofme-ClingyshipWhen you think of me, Clingyshipping/Absurdistshipping Fan FicWhenyouthinkofme-Clingyship5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warning: contains small amounts and hints of Haughtyshipping and Commonershipping
"When you think of Pokémon!"
"When you think of Pokémon~"
It was sunny outside that day, the breeze at its calmest. The trees were still at their prime, hinting that summer was just at its peak. Many Pokémon trainers were outside, training, battling, or perhaps taking a small rest. Below a large shady oak tree were tree trainers, each with their own collection of Pokémon. They were just outside of Veilstone City, probably relaxing or taking a detour on their main goal. Two of the trainers were boys, one a blonde, the other a black-headed boy with a red beret covering most of his hair, while the other was a girl, a pristine air around here as well as a white beanie covering her long black hair. Each trainer had a matching scarf, the blonde with a green colored one, the beret one with a red
Greece x Japan I looked at myself in the mirror, fixing my straight black hair. I was getting ready to meet up with Greece today. We were going to talk again, like we have for the past week. Japan didn't realize this yet, aloud or mentally, but he loved the shaggy-haired boy. The only thing that he'd admit (or even think of as decent) is that he had a crush on him. Loving a boy is something that Japan would never imagine himself doing. When Japan thought he looked nice, he walked out the door to see his sweet friend sitting on a bench petting a couple stray cats, a small grin on his face.Greece x Japan5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I smiled, "Hey, Greece." Greece looked up, revealing a pair of big green eyes before responding with a simple "Hi, Japan." I walked towards him, sitting down next to him on the bench gently stroking a brown cat with blue eyes. The cat jumped into my lap and I chuckled lightly, scratching between its ears.
"So Greece, what am I
-Homestuck-Chapt 9.Four Kids:One House:One Summer.==> You are the cool kid.-Homestuck-Chapt 9.Four Kids:One House:One Summer.3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But your not acting so cool right now.
Your friend is kissing you. Even though you kissed him before, its still kinda surprising. and yet, you cant help but kiss back, forcing your hands out of his grip and grabbing his waist while sitting up so hes sitting in your lap. His long fingers find their way to your golden sun bleached hair and intertwine within the locks of hair. You dont mind, your too busy running your tongue along the bottom of his bottom lip, asking for enterance. He silently opens his mouth wide enough for your tongue to enter, a gasp emitting from him when you flick his tongue with yours.
And the battle of tongues begins.
==> They're kinda busy...heh...so...lets...Hmm...Go back to the hivebent people! Yeeeaaahh!!!
==> Go. Be one of them.
==> I SAID GO.
==> Who are you?
"Nepeetaaa!" you here your morial call. "in here!" you shout from your cave, putting your tablet down and running to him to give him a hug. "How are you.