Pokemon Fan RiotPokemon Fan Riot3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
"For fucking serious, stop acknowledging GSC as the "best", when it's down as worst as RBY are! That is all"
"purplekecleon is the smartest Pokemon fan on dA"
"Pikachu is overrated"
"There are other pokemon besides "
"I'm tired of seeing Pokemon on the front page! Even though I like pokemon"
Sound familiar? Well, if you're into pokemon and you scout the fandom at ANY point in time, you'll find these at large. In fact, go to the search bar, and type in "Pokemon overrated" and you'll get a slew of stamps, deviations, and literature that'll tell you why Pokemon is overrated or why a certain pokemon, usually a pretty popular one, is overrated.
Go to Bulbapedia's facebook page, and post a team, any team, and post movesets and natures, and you'll get a ton of people who'll tell you how to fix your terribly planned team. They'll either call you a "n00b" or tell you swap one pokemon for another, or fix your team entirely. Somehow they feel self entitled to tell you that you're not playing poke
Morals from Doctor WhoMorals from Doctor Who5 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution!
Bad laws were made to be broken.
Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable.
Which is the quickest way out of here?
[Each of the women at the fountain point in different directions.]
Yes. Well. That's democracy for you.
I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.
Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall
There's no such thing as an ordinary human.
End of the universe and here you are. Indomitable,
Lucario ReportLucario (the Aura Pokemon) is an exceptionally rare Fighting/Steel-type Pokemon found among grassy plains and mountainous terrain within the Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions. While the chances of seeing one of these rare creatures in battle may be slim, Lucario are powerful creatures that can more than prove to be an immense challenge to any trainer forced to fight them in battle. They might not be the best at taking damage, but when you have the ability to see and detect the motions of the opposition no matter where they are, that's unlikely to ever be much of a problem!Lucario Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
When Riolu reach a certain point of emotional development in either the wild or with their trainer in the warm, comforting rays of the sun, they will spontaneously evolve into Lucario and gain the ability to utilize their aura-based powers to their fullest. In turn, evolution grants these creatures a fairly thick, metallic hide that gives these beasts the natural powers and attributes o
The Sophisticated SuccubusJezel cupped the glass of wine in her hands as she stared at the empty fireplace. Being the middle of summer, it had not been used for several months. Even more, on that particular night, it was the hottest it had been all season. Still, as she lazily fanned herself with her tail, Jezel toyed with the idea of starting a fire.The Sophisticated Succubus3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jezel was a succubus, though at the moment one would have had a hard time telling. She was curled up with her knees to her chest in a large armchair to the side of the hearth. Her dark wings wrapped around her like a protective cocoon. Her silver-ish purple hair was, bluntly put, a mess. Half of it was flying every which direction, while the other half seemed to attack her face every time she moved her head. She wore a simple night-gown, nothing more than a very long cotton shirt. It covered everything and was incredibly loose, making her look like a heap of linens with a head sticking out. But it was comfortable, and Jezel had a need for comfort tonight.
Krabby ReportKrabby (the River Crab Pokemon) is a common Water-type Pokemon found within bodies of freshwater and saltwater around the world. Though often times ignored in favor of more menacing Water-types, Krabby are powerful creatures that can easily pull their weight in battle with surprisingly strong Defense and Attack stats. These critters might not have the skills needed to last very long against special attacks, but they can still be great choices for early trainers; just be careful about getting too close, lest you accidentally get your nose pinched off!Krabby Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Krabby live along beaches and silty river banks within small burrows dug directly into the fine-grained substrates, usually deep enough to where their surroundings are relatively moist. Krabby are simple creatures that feed on small insects and microorganisms within nearby bodies of water, rarely ever leaving their comfortable habitats for any reason other than mating. Krabby tend to avoid humans
Ralts ReportRalts (the Feeling Pokemon) is a relatively rare Psychic/Fairy-type Pokemon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Unova region on rare occasions. Though inherently frail and weak on their own, Ralts are fascinating little creatures that can easily tell someone just how kind or cruel they are without prejudice. They might not be able to fight back with much vigor, but as long as you keep them close to your heart, you shouldn't have many problems with that; just try not to get too angry with them, or they might end up running away from you forever!Ralts Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Even in comparison to Pokemon like Abra, Ralts are among the frailest of Psychic-types and are very weak from the time of birth all the way up to evolution, in turn limiting their overall combat effectiveness by a great deal. These small creatures more than make up for this weakness, however, with a strange power that enables them to stay hidden from anything that w
Zubat ReportZubat (the Bat Pokemon) is a common Poison/Flying-type Pokemon found among dark cavern within the Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Kalos and Orre regions as well as parts of the Sevii Islands and the Unova region on rare occasions. Though they may be perpetually blind and physically weak in comparison to other creatures, Zubat are tenacious beasts that can fiercely strike opponents in battle with their sharp fangs and ultrasonic cries. They might lack much in the way of offense early-on, but as long as you don't mind their incessant screeching and terribly annoying Supersonic technique, these weak creatures can make great partners in practice; just try not to take them outside too much if you want them to remain in good health!Zubat Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The members of the Zubat family share a great deal in common with traditional bats, in particular vampire bats. While they might occasionally feed on small insects and even rodents in the case of Golbat, these creatures derive much o
Bondage shop: Devin, Sidney and Erin Not many customers come into the bondage shop where I, Andy, work and make a living selling kinky stuff to people. Still, there seem to be a steady increase in people coming here to find ways to improve their kinky lifestyle.Bondage shop: Devin, Sidney and Erin2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
And today seems to be another good day, because there has already been some customers, and here comes some more. Three women. One is obviously old enough. Id guess late thirties or early forties. But the two others seem rather young. They look like theyre 20 at most, not 21 like the shops rules state as the minimum age requirement for getting to come in and shop.
As usual, I greet them in the door, telling them my name. They all smile, but as they all start moving further in, I stop the two younger ones. The older one stops as well.
I need to see identification, I say sternly. They gladly picked up something from their pants pockets which I inspected right away.
Their names are Sidney Corssen and Er
JoBeth Tying Up Loose Ends Pt1JoBeth Casey: Story 01 Tying up loose ends - (September 1994) - PART 1JoBeth Tying Up Loose Ends Pt16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*WARNINGS: This story IS FOR 18+ ONLY! If you don't like adult situations, don't read any further!! This story will eventually contain BONDAGE, a sexual situation, and will involve a suggestive bit of girl/girl fun...*
The punk rock music floated to her ears loudly from the CD player clipped to her belt as JoBeth Casey slipped through the gate of the mansion that shes nearly burned down the night before. The afternoon sun was setting quickly off in the west, casting wide shadows over the now empty yard as a cool breeze tickled her fishnet stocking-covered legs.
When shed made it back home from the insane night before, the perky brunette didnt have the time to change out of her outfit before realizing that in all of the madness of those insane scientists, the monsters, zombies and that weird bald guy with all the guns, her favorite teddy bear backpack had been lost in the fray. The backpack c
i'm injecting this love song.dear ribs,i'm injecting this love song.5 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
thank you for protecting what i hold most precious. thank you for blocking the bigger blows, absorbing the momentum with a shock and a shudder. i know it isn't easy to stand guard, but i breathe easy knowing you're there to shield me. maybe someday i'll unlock you at the clavicle and open you up, but for now: stay strong.
thank you for never complaining when i shove you into all my messes. thank you for working through the worst of the damage, straightening up my mistakes with surgical precision. i know it's hard working solo but i have such confidence in you. maybe someday we'll find someone that'll fill up your empty spaces, but for now: keep the faith.
thank you for being there when i'm carving apologies between your vertebrae. thank you for stiffening when i want nothing more than to melt to the ground. i know you'd rather go limp instead of working all the time, but when i can't trust myself, i'm leaning on you. maybe someday we'll find som
Ocarina of Time PoemOcarina of Time Poem5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I. Bolero of Fire
Glimmer glimmer, flitter flatter---
the sun upon a golden platter;
hark, the mountain torches flicker.
Here cometh molten stone
legions cloaked in flame alone;
they bring their ashes down
on vales below.
II. Minuet of the Woods
dapples sacred ruins
in the trees.
III. Serenade of Water
Whyfor that heart-ache,
here by the calm lake?
What more than sky and sea
to ease thee?
IV. Nocturne of Shadow
creeping in the dark,
distant to your heart.
nightmares come unbid
Part OnePart One5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A SasuNaruSaku FanFiction
WARNING: CONTAINS SOFT CORE YAOI AND SOME OTHER SEX RELATED STUFF
"Sasuke! Naruto!" Sakura called from the kitchen. She stood in front of the stove, cooking up a third omelette and trying not to burn the Natto at the same time. "I swear, if I have to come in there and yank you both out of bed, I will!" she threatened, though she had a feeling neither of them would listen.
A presence walked up behind Sakura and wrapped a pair of strong, comfortable arms around her waist. She didn't even need to look to know whose arms these were.
"Sasuke, where's Naruto?" she asked, turning down the flame under the Natto and moving the omelette out of the pan and onto the one of the three plates next to the stove that didn't have one, all while in the prison of Sasuke's arms.
"Taking a shower..." he breathed against her skin, kissing his way up her neck.
Sakura shivered under the pleasure his kisses brought. "You're not.
BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 6BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 63 years ago in Humor More Like This
. : o n t h e e d g e o f t h e n i g h t : .
"Hello, Ichigo," Urahara said, fanning himself. "Are you here to visit Ms. Kuchiki?"
"Yea," replied Ichigo. "She's right through that door," gestured Yoruichi. She smiled. "And she's awake."
As Ichigo went through the doorway he was surprised to find Rukia sitting vertical in her bed surrounded by dozens of her own drawings, and working with great concentration on another.
"Wow, you've certainly been busy," said Ichigo smiling. Rukia looked up from her work, completely unaware that Ichigo and herself were in the same room untill this moment.
"Oh, hello, Ichigo," she said with a suppressed pleasant-surprise in her voice. "How are you?"
"Oh, I see."
"I can see you're doing much better," said Ichigo, taking a seat beside to her.
Rukia smiled. "Yes, much better."
Ichigo looked down at what she was curre
BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 5BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 53 years ago in Humor More Like This
. : g i r l a d v i c e : .
"Did you just ask me for girl advice, Ichigo?"
Ichigo quickly removed his hands to revel his blushing face. "Of course not!"
Bleddyn was smiling mischievously. "Yes you are, Ichi."
"N-no!" he was blushing heavier now.
"Ichigo, just admit it."
"No! Theres nothing to admit!"
Bleddyn's smile grew to Cheshire Cat status.
"Ichigo, if you admit that you're asking for girl advice, I'll help you out."
They both sat in silence. Ichigo didn't want to ask Bleddyn, of all people, for girl advice, but he would do anything to make Rukia feel better. Especially for not bringing her a get well present and because he still believed that he was the reason she was injured in the first place. After every passing second Ichigo's face grew a shade redder while Bleddyn's smile grew larger. Bleddyn knew Ichigo would cave in soon.
"I'm... asking you for girl advice."
"What? I can't here you, HURRR."
Magikarp's WorthMy best friend Tom and I loved to play Pokemon, it was just one of the many things we would do together. Even better is the fact we would buy different versions of the game so when there was an exclusive pokemon, we would be able to trade them off as we wished. Anyways, when the new Ruby and Sapphire games came out, we both jumped at the chance to get them. Tom bought Ruby and I bought Sapphire.Magikarp's Worth3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One day Tom came over to my house. He sort of looked like he hadn't slept in days. When I looked at him I was concerned, since, well he is my best friend. We both headed over to the living room.
"Dude, whats wrong," I asked as he sat down on the couch next to me.
"Nothing," he muttered under his breath.
"Fine, whatever," I said with a sigh. If he didn't want to tell me I wasn't going to force him. I pulled out my purple colored Gameboy Advance. "Do you want to have a Pokemon battle?"
Tom winced a bit when I said the word pokemon. "No, I'm good."
Now I was really starting to get worried. Tom was
yp 28- Happy Birthday BillieEpisode 28- Happy Birthday Billie!yp 28- Happy Birthday Billie5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Billie Joe lay fast asleep in his bed- it was 8:30am so he planned to be asleep for at least another two hours. Sadly, he friends had other plans.
"WAKE UP BJ- HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!!!!" Tré yelled at the top of his lungs and kicked open the door. Mike was close behind him- complaining about the damage to the door.
Billie recoiled under his duvet, shuddering at the word "birthday" being screamed at him. Because yes, that terrible day had arrived like the grim reaper himself. "Go away" he groaned.
"Come on- up you get, we have your presents and cards." Mike said.
"Why do we have to celebrate me becoming one year older and one step closer to the grave and not being pretty anymore? It's not fair! I'm old and I don't wanna be." Billie pouted from under the blankets.
"Come on, get up get up get up! You're only thirty eig--"
"NO! DONT SAY IT!!" Billie sat up and threw the blankets off him, revealing his zebra print pyjamas.
"For the love of god, I'm
Bleach OC: Vetciia (Sommbra)Bleach OC: Vetciia (Sommbra)4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Vetciia (Sommbra)
Age: 122 (Both appear to be in their mid-teens.)
Alliance: Novenos Espada (Décimos Espada)
Appearance: Vetciia, a young Espada that looks like a teenager taken straight from the tumultuous years of high school, is rarely seen alone. Outside of specific circumstances she can always be found alongside the 10th Espada, Sommbra; another Arrancar who appears to be her identical twin. The truth, however, is that Sommbra is Vetciia's sealed Zanpakuto. This unique and dangerous form of power is kept secret from all but the most important Arrancar, so to the majority of onlookers they just seem to be sisters of some kind. Both of the two girls stand just over five feet tall and weigh about a hundred pounds each. Following a trend in the human world, Vetciia has straightened both her and Sommbra's black hair, cut the backs short, and dyed portions of their sweeping bangs orange; a color that cont
StaringStaringStaring4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was lying in my bed, playing Soul Silver on my new DS that night when strange things started happening. My girlfriend had been into Pokemon for a long time so I decided to try it out. I spent alot of my hard earned money, $120 almost, on a DS, charger, and Soul Silver.
I laid in my bed after my shower, getting dressed in an old pair of shorts (I'm not going to sleep naked you know) and lied down to play. I was fascinated with how much they had changed from the original Silver version. But what really caught my attention were the Ruins of Alph.
They had been a site of my many theories of Pokemon back in the days of the old GBA games, back when I was a small child. My friends would always say things like a Zapdos pops out of the wall if you catch enough of them, or that they spell certain things in your inventory.
I thought it was just a myth, hell the Zapdos thing was flat-out ridiculous. But when I saw the diff
~Trying To Get Him Alone~ (RinxLen Oneshot)~Trying To Get Him Alone~~Trying To Get Him Alone~ (RinxLen Oneshot)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hello! I'm Rin Kagamine, fourteen years old and I'm in my first year at Crypton High. My life is pretty much perfect. I come from a wealthy family, have great friends, good grades, a big brother who always looks out for me and all the oranges I could possibly want. Who could want more? Well, I do! Please don't think I'm greedy for saying that! I'm not usually like this, I swear.
It's just there's something I've had my eye on for awhile now. No, it's not the latest video game. (I'm a big gamer). Not the trophy for the school's talent show coming up. (I'm gonna win that easy peasy with my singing anyway). Not the big, orange flavoured, chocolate heart that sits on the window of a shop I pass everyday on the way to school. (Mind you, it does look tasty).
No, this something is actually a someone, a person, my friend, a him, a him with a blond hair and aqua eyes. Yuparoonie! I want Len Kagamine. I'm not if sure you could tell but I have the slightest crush on him.
Do's and Don'ts of RoleplayYup, I am ranting yet again! And this time, this is one of those things that I actually enjoy doing... but that some people just can't fucking do RIGHT. Now then, I will give my list of offenses, some have happened, and some haven't. If you recognize one that you may have been responsible for, I am obviously not calling you out. If you have had these happen to you, tell your stories!Do's and Don'ts of Roleplay2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I cannot stress how much communication is vital in a roleplay. But sometimes, people will jump in on some things that absolutely step boundaries. For example, initiating violence, invading personal space, initiating sexual activity or even rape should all be addressed before they happen! The phrase "easier to apologize than to ask" is absolutely not the case here - I once stopped all communication with a person who found it funny to have one character "rape" another. Needless to say, both of my characters that were involved have no recollection of this whatsoever.
Do NOT Expect Sexual
Trussed Exercise"Unnngh what a week "Trussed Exercise5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Asuka sat up and threw the blanket from her body, reaching up to rub her aching forehead. She'd just gotten through one of the most difficult weeks of her life, and now she was paying for her restless nights with drowsy mornings. She pressed her fingers hard into the right side of her temple, unable to wipe the pain away.
"I hope Misato doesn't want us to do anything today what a hell of a time that would be "
Asuka stood up, her toes digging into the layer of padding she'd placed on the floor to sleep on. She still couldn't believe she was being forced to sleep on the floor, and she knew it was the primary reason that some part of her ached every morning since she'd come to Japan. She rubbed her eyes and slid open the separating door between the room and the hallway, stepping outside and immediately hearing a familiar voice calling to her.
"Asuka!" came the voice, which immediately registered as Misato's. Asuka groaned. "You've got ten minut
Prelude of LightPrelude of Light3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Uncorrupted rays shone on the pedestal
As it always had when it first was epochal,
There it held the Blade of Evil Bane;
Which at first King of Evil thought it to be legerdemain.
Master Sword only could repel nefarious demons away,
It was working one-way.
Blessed to harm all things sinister.
The pure saber also was key to open Sacred Realm, to the Golden Triforce
Created by three goddesses with their life-source,
Forced to remain in sanctuary.
Inside of Temple of Time, the Chamber of Sages had only shown itself to these few chosen ones,
Ancient cathedral was hidden inside Hyrule Town
Once activated the seal, it became time travel,
To past from future;
To future from past;
Through the flumes, you heard the Prelude of Light playing
It took you back to place where it all started.
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.