Lucario ReportLucario (the Aura Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Fighting/Steel-type Pokémon found among grassy plains and mountainous terrain within the Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions. While the chances of seeing one of these rare creatures in battle may be slim, Lucario are powerful creatures that can more than prove to be an immense challenge to any trainer forced to fight them in battle. They might not be the best at taking damage, but when you have the ability to see and detect the motions of the opposition no matter where they are, that's unlikely to ever be much of a problem!Lucario Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
When Riolu reach a certain point of emotional development in either the wild or with their trainer in the warm, comforting rays of the sun, they will spontaneously evolve into Lucario and gain the ability to utilize their aura-based powers to their fullest. In turn, evolution grants these creatures a fairly thick, metallic hide that gives these beasts the natural powers and attributes of Steel-types. Aside fr
Pokemon Fan RiotPokemon Fan Riot3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
"For fucking serious, stop acknowledging GSC as the "best", when it's down as worst as RBY are! That is all"
"purplekecleon is the smartest Pokemon fan on dA"
"Pikachu is overrated"
"There are other pokemon besides "
"I'm tired of seeing Pokemon on the front page! Even though I like pokemon"
Sound familiar? Well, if you're into pokemon and you scout the fandom at ANY point in time, you'll find these at large. In fact, go to the search bar, and type in "Pokemon overrated" and you'll get a slew of stamps, deviations, and literature that'll tell you why Pokemon is overrated or why a certain pokemon, usually a pretty popular one, is overrated.
Go to Bulbapedia's facebook page, and post a team, any team, and post movesets and natures, and you'll get a ton of people who'll tell you how to fix your terribly planned team. They'll either call you a "n00b" or tell you swap one pokemon for another, or fix your team entirely. Somehow they feel self entitled to tell you that you're not playing poke
Morals from Doctor WhoMorals from Doctor Who5 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution!
Bad laws were made to be broken.
Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable.
Which is the quickest way out of here?
[Each of the women at the fountain point in different directions.]
Yes. Well. That's democracy for you.
I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.
Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall
There's no such thing as an ordinary human.
End of the universe and here you are. Indomitable,
Zubat ReportZubat (the Bat Pokémon) is a common Poison/Flying-type Pokémon found among dark caverns within the Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Kalos and Orre regions as well as parts of the Sevii Islands and the Unova region on rare occasions. Though they may be perpetually blind and physically weak in comparison to other creatures, Zubat are tenacious beasts that can fiercely strike opponents in battle with their sharp fangs and ultrasonic cries. They might lack much in the way of offense early-on, but as long as you don't mind their incessant screeching and terribly annoying Supersonic technique, these weak creatures can make great partners in practice; just try not to take them outside too much if you want them to remain in good health!Zubat Report5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The members of the Zubat family share a great deal in common with traditional bats, in particular vampire bats. While they might occasionally feed on small insects and even rodents in the case of Golbat, these creatures derive much of their nutrition from
Ralts ReportRalts (the Feeling Pokémon) is a relatively rare Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Unova region on rare occasions. Though inherently frail and weak on their own, Ralts are fascinating little creatures that can easily tell someone just how kind or cruel they are without prejudice. They might not be able to fight back with much vigor, but as long as you keep them close to your heart, you shouldn't have many problems with that; just try not to get too angry with them, or they might end up running away from you forever!Ralts Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Even in comparison to Pokémon like Abra, Ralts are among the frailest of Psychic-types and are very weak from the time of birth all the way up to evolution, in turn limiting their overall combat effectiveness by a great deal. These small creatures more than make up for this weakness, however, with a strange power that enables them to stay hidden from anything that would dare to harm
Krabby ReportKrabby (the River Crab Pokémon) is a common Water-type Pokémon found within bodies of freshwater and saltwater around the world. Though often times ignored in favor of more menacing Water-types, Krabby are powerful creatures that can easily pull their weight in battle with surprisingly strong Defense and Attack stats. These critters might not have the skills needed to last very long against special attacks, but they can still be great choices for early trainers; just be careful about getting too close, lest you accidentally get your nose pinched off!Krabby Report4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Krabby live along beaches and silty river banks within small burrows dug directly into the fine-grained substrates, usually deep enough to where their surroundings are relatively moist. Krabby are simple creatures that feed on small insects and microorganisms within nearby bodies of water, rarely ever leaving their comfortable habitats for any reason other than mating. Krabby tend to avoid humans if at all possible, but this shou
mountain-womanmountain woman, mountain woman,mountain-woman4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
won't you come down to the river?
where bears sing falsetto groans and wolves stripe their fur in cranberry;
you are bare-footed climbing the grandfather trees, wild-bird paint in your
eyes, prickles under your toenails, and thunder drowns in water below.
raccoon-children with their mischief-hands sleep in your hair and crawl
down your slate-rock nose; skeleton-men along your gorge beneath your
upper lip where sirens would ride their horses along your jawline,
and grey is your wisdom with empty caverns. mountain-man paws his
gravels, sits against the lightning where war-husbands eagle themselves.
you are an eastern fire; lonely stags occupying themselves in harpsichords,
their antlers resting on your breasts until wind moves them down meters
below your abdomen.
but you are a falconer owl with ancient eyes. whisper winds in your fingers
dance along deer-legs and hoof; you whither the moon under your eyelids,
where the wolfman barricades himself in your in
Magikarp's WorthMy best friend Tom and I loved to play Pokemon, it was just one of the many things we would do together. Even better is the fact we would buy different versions of the game so when there was an exclusive pokemon, we would be able to trade them off as we wished. Anyways, when the new Ruby and Sapphire games came out, we both jumped at the chance to get them. Tom bought Ruby and I bought Sapphire.Magikarp's Worth3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One day Tom came over to my house. He sort of looked like he hadn't slept in days. When I looked at him I was concerned, since, well he is my best friend. We both headed over to the living room.
"Dude, whats wrong," I asked as he sat down on the couch next to me.
"Nothing," he muttered under his breath.
"Fine, whatever," I said with a sigh. If he didn't want to tell me I wasn't going to force him. I pulled out my purple colored Gameboy Advance. "Do you want to have a Pokemon battle?"
Tom winced a bit when I said the word pokemon. "No, I'm good."
Now I was really starting to get worried. Tom was
PMD - Travellers of Truth E3-3PMD - Travellers of Truth E3-33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He threw his troubling looks away and instantly put on a cheery attitude. He was very good at acting positive around others. Although sometimes acting unrealistic, he usually got the job done.
The Pokémon standing in front of him was an orange Deerling. She looked curiously at him as well, not knowing who that Dewott was. The Dewott did know of who she was someone he met when he still was an Oshawott. She wasn't orange at the time though, but green.
'Hello! Is that you, Sunlea?', the Dewott asked.
'H-huuh? Do I know you?'
This was her response. She did not know anybody outside Sapling Village, except s0ome maids she met at Castle Draclugia maybe right! He's the Oshawott who actually made her escape from the clutches of Merlot!
'Oh! Wait Ca Calipe was it, right? Long time no see!', the Deerling replied.
'What was with that sullen look of yours earlier, though?'
The Calipe didn't hide his expression in time, sadly enough.
'Err I'm just tired from collec
~Trying To Get Him Alone~ (RinxLen Oneshot)~Trying To Get Him Alone~~Trying To Get Him Alone~ (RinxLen Oneshot)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hello! I'm Rin Kagamine, fourteen years old and I'm in my first year at Crypton High. My life is pretty much perfect. I come from a wealthy family, have great friends, good grades, a big brother who always looks out for me and all the oranges I could possibly want. Who could want more? Well, I do! Please don't think I'm greedy for saying that! I'm not usually like this, I swear.
It's just there's something I've had my eye on for awhile now. No, it's not the latest video game. (I'm a big gamer). Not the trophy for the school's talent show coming up. (I'm gonna win that easy peasy with my singing anyway). Not the big, orange flavoured, chocolate heart that sits on the window of a shop I pass everyday on the way to school. (Mind you, it does look tasty).
No, this something is actually a someone, a person, my friend, a him, a him with a blond hair and aqua eyes. Yuparoonie! I want Len Kagamine. I'm not if sure you could tell but I have the slightest crush on him.
BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 6BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 63 years ago in Humor More Like This
. : o n t h e e d g e o f t h e n i g h t : .
"Hello, Ichigo," Urahara said, fanning himself. "Are you here to visit Ms. Kuchiki?"
"Yea," replied Ichigo. "She's right through that door," gestured Yoruichi. She smiled. "And she's awake."
As Ichigo went through the doorway he was surprised to find Rukia sitting vertical in her bed surrounded by dozens of her own drawings, and working with great concentration on another.
"Wow, you've certainly been busy," said Ichigo smiling. Rukia looked up from her work, completely unaware that Ichigo and herself were in the same room untill this moment.
"Oh, hello, Ichigo," she said with a suppressed pleasant-surprise in her voice. "How are you?"
"Oh, I see."
"I can see you're doing much better," said Ichigo, taking a seat beside to her.
Rukia smiled. "Yes, much better."
Ichigo looked down at what she was curre
BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 5BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 54 years ago in Humor More Like This
. : g i r l a d v i c e : .
"Did you just ask me for girl advice, Ichigo?"
Ichigo quickly removed his hands to revel his blushing face. "Of course not!"
Bleddyn was smiling mischievously. "Yes you are, Ichi."
"N-no!" he was blushing heavier now.
"Ichigo, just admit it."
"No! Theres nothing to admit!"
Bleddyn's smile grew to Cheshire Cat status.
"Ichigo, if you admit that you're asking for girl advice, I'll help you out."
They both sat in silence. Ichigo didn't want to ask Bleddyn, of all people, for girl advice, but he would do anything to make Rukia feel better. Especially for not bringing her a get well present and because he still believed that he was the reason she was injured in the first place. After every passing second Ichigo's face grew a shade redder while Bleddyn's smile grew larger. Bleddyn knew Ichigo would cave in soon.
"I'm... asking you for girl advice."
"What? I can't here you, HURRR."
Ocarina of Time PoemOcarina of Time Poem5 years ago in Scraps More Like This
I. Bolero of Fire
Glimmer glimmer, flitter flatter---
the sun upon a golden platter;
hark, the mountain torches flicker.
Here cometh molten stone
legions cloaked in flame alone;
they bring their ashes down
on vales below.
II. Minuet of the Woods
dapples sacred ruins
in the trees.
III. Serenade of Water
Whyfor that heart-ache,
here by the calm lake?
What more than sky and sea
to ease thee?
IV. Nocturne of Shadow
creeping in the dark,
distant to your heart.
nightmares come unbid
BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 4BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 44 years ago in Humor More Like This
. : r e i n f o r c e m e n t : .
The door opened once more, and the four Reapers entered.
"Welcome, everyone," said Urahara said to Captain Tōshirō Hitsugaya, Lieutenate Rangiku Motsumoto, Yumichika Ayasegawa and Ikkaku Madarame. "Glad you all made it. Have a seat. Make yourselves comfortable. Shall the meeting commence?"
"Yes, that would be a good idea." said Hitsugaya.
"Alright then," said Yoruichi. "I will describe the events that took place yesterday evening. Two seemingly average Hollows entered Karakura town. Squad Thirteen Member Rukia Kuchiki and Substitute Soul Reaper Ichigo Kurosaki set off to eliminate them.
"The first was found in the local park chasing the soul of a girl. Rukia Kuchiki took the soul of the girl to safety while Ichigo Kurosaki eliminated the Hollow. It was later discovered that the soul that was under the protection of Rukia Kuchiki had transformed into a Hollow exactly identical to the one pursued by the Substitute Soul Reaper a
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
StaringStaringStaring4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was lying in my bed, playing Soul Silver on my new DS that night when strange things started happening. My girlfriend had been into Pokemon for a long time so I decided to try it out. I spent alot of my hard earned money, $120 almost, on a DS, charger, and Soul Silver.
I laid in my bed after my shower, getting dressed in an old pair of shorts (I'm not going to sleep naked you know) and lied down to play. I was fascinated with how much they had changed from the original Silver version. But what really caught my attention were the Ruins of Alph.
They had been a site of my many theories of Pokemon back in the days of the old GBA games, back when I was a small child. My friends would always say things like a Zapdos pops out of the wall if you catch enough of them, or that they spell certain things in your inventory.
I thought it was just a myth, hell the Zapdos thing was flat-out ridiculous. But when I saw the diff
Prelude of LightPrelude of Light3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Uncorrupted rays shone on the pedestal
As it always had when it first was epochal,
There it held the Blade of Evil Bane;
Which at first King of Evil thought it to be legerdemain.
Master Sword only could repel nefarious demons away,
It was working one-way.
Blessed to harm all things sinister.
The pure saber also was key to open Sacred Realm, to the Golden Triforce
Created by three goddesses with their life-source,
Forced to remain in sanctuary.
Inside of Temple of Time, the Chamber of Sages had only shown itself to these few chosen ones,
Ancient cathedral was hidden inside Hyrule Town
Once activated the seal, it became time travel,
To past from future;
To future from past;
Through the flumes, you heard the Prelude of Light playing
It took you back to place where it all started.
yp 28- Happy Birthday BillieEpisode 28- Happy Birthday Billie!yp 28- Happy Birthday Billie5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Billie Joe lay fast asleep in his bed- it was 8:30am so he planned to be asleep for at least another two hours. Sadly, he friends had other plans.
"WAKE UP BJ- HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!!!!" Tré yelled at the top of his lungs and kicked open the door. Mike was close behind him- complaining about the damage to the door.
Billie recoiled under his duvet, shuddering at the word "birthday" being screamed at him. Because yes, that terrible day had arrived like the grim reaper himself. "Go away" he groaned.
"Come on- up you get, we have your presents and cards." Mike said.
"Why do we have to celebrate me becoming one year older and one step closer to the grave and not being pretty anymore? It's not fair! I'm old and I don't wanna be." Billie pouted from under the blankets.
"Come on, get up get up get up! You're only thirty eig--"
"NO! DONT SAY IT!!" Billie sat up and threw the blankets off him, revealing his zebra print pyjamas.
"For the love of god, I'm
Do's and Don'ts of RoleplayYup, I am ranting yet again! And this time, this is one of those things that I actually enjoy doing... but that some people just can't fucking do RIGHT. Now then, I will give my list of offenses, some have happened, and some haven't. If you recognize one that you may have been responsible for, I am obviously not calling you out. If you have had these happen to you, tell your stories!Do's and Don'ts of Roleplay2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I cannot stress how much communication is vital in a roleplay. But sometimes, people will jump in on some things that absolutely step boundaries. For example, initiating violence, invading personal space, initiating sexual activity or even rape should all be addressed before they happen! The phrase "easier to apologize than to ask" is absolutely not the case here - I once stopped all communication with a person who found it funny to have one character "rape" another. Needless to say, both of my characters that were involved have no recollection of this whatsoever.
Do NOT Expect Sexual
Wait for my miracleWait for my miracle3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Daddy please hear this song, soft and sweet
In your head you can hear the screams
Of your memories, longing for those young days
wrapped in days of twilight long and raised
How you laughed when I told you I could see
all my secret songs that I kept so tight in my heart
and sung at night as loud as I could
settled down into the sea to swim once again
And in my dreams, my brother stands with me, holding hands
in a struggle to find my peace deep inside, sounding deep
And in my dreams your alive and your crying
as your arms, move in mine, soft and real
flowers rest on your arms, and how I love you
rest for your life, I'll always take care
Brother see, I wish we were one and the same
and I could leave without feeling ashamed
I watched as your eyes raised to the sky
and I looked away, wishing I could have you resting on my cheek
Cause I know my head is making this fake between us
And as we rest, in god's only spectacle
God is some just holy spectacle
And as we rest, in god's only spectac
SkinRustle-rustleSkin4 years ago in Horror More Like This
I turned as the grass behind me rustled, eagerly I watched but was quickly disappointed as a pidgey flew out.
I would never find it at this rate, the pokemon I had heard of.
My grandmother was a sad woman when she died, she continuously murmured something very strange that I couldn't understand. One night I decided to sneak into her room at night and listen.
After a long line of inaudible mumbling, she finally said clear as day something disturbing. I sat for a few minutes more and she repeated it again.
Eventually she was repeating it over and over.
The same line, tears streaming down her face.
I wondered what it meant, and the next day I asked her.
As soon as the words came form my mouth her eyes grew large and sad... and....guilty?
She shooed me form her room, claiming to feel sick.
A few hours later we grew worried, and so we went in her room.
Grandmother was laying face-up on her bed, tears streaming down each side.
We called the doctor, and he pr
A true heroA true hero3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
don't back down.
You can win
if you only try.
Sword in one hand,
shield in another,
he stands over his charge
ready to die.
He was the person
that you told everything to.
The one you went crying to.
The one who never ran out of hugs.
The one who soaked up your tears.
The one who you carried around everywhere.
The one who always slept by your side.
He's your teddy bear.
He guards over you at night,
because while you might not believe,
the monsters are still there.
They come at night
when you don't expect it
to take what they want.
you don't run to him anymore
your teddy bear remembers.
He remembers the endless love.
He remembers everything.
Every night he stands
sword in one hand,
shield in another,
ready to fight.
All for the person
who loves him the most.
BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 2BLEACH - Memories In Vain - 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
. : r u s h : .
The sounds of Rukia's footsteps disappeared as Ichigo swung away at the Hollow who, even though had only one arm now was able to block all of Ichigo's attempts of shattering it's mask.
Ichigo then heard a scream.
It was Rukia's voice.
"RUKIA!" he yelled in the direction of her scream, hugely concerned; his attention completely focused on Rukia's well being.
The Hollow took Ichigo's moment of distraction as an opportunity to make an attack. He got his arm slashed badly by it's cat-like claws.
Full of rage and worry, he decided to end the fight quickly.
He stood back holding Zangetsu tightly in both hands and yelled "GETSUGA TENSHOU!" A blue beam of energy was released from the large blade, completely destroying the Hollow's mask. It howled loudly as it's existence vanished.
Ichigo ran as fast as he could toward the direction where he heard Rukia's scream, completely forgetting about his heavily bleeding arm. He spotted her unconscious body by the water.