General Grievous factsGeneral Grievous facts10 years ago in Humor More Like This
General Grievous is the guy who drives the ice cream truck.
General Grievous often goes to the grocery to buy a lot of food. After he walks out, he starts screaming and throwing the food at people in the parking lot.
General Grievous once grabbed the last carton of eggs before an old lady could get to it. Of course he couldn't eat the eggs, he just did it to be mean.
General Grievous does a lot of things for the purpose of pulling a prank. One of them was inventing crack.
General Grievous went to see Spongebob the Movie in theaters. Walking out, he said it was a life-changing experience.
One morning, General Grievous saved hundreds of innocent lives by forgetting to set his alarm clock and sleeping in.
Ever see the movie The Shining? General Grievous was the guy in the bear suit.
One of General Grievous' favorite pastimes is standing by the freeway and throwing rocks at passing cars.
When shopping for used cars, General Grievous talks trash t
More Disney CheapquelsRata2ille: Skinner is back and wants to close down Remy's restaurant!More Disney Cheapquels7 years ago in Humor More Like This
WALL-E 2: A glitch has happened when making the new editions of WALL-E. The sandstorm ruins the electricity and makes them evil! Now WALL-E, EVE, M-O and the other robots have to save the Earth before its population has to go back on the Axiom again!
Bolt 2: Bolt finally gets superpowers!
Roadside Romeo 2: After having puppies, Romeo and Laila write their own Bolly version of Romeo & Juliet.
High School Musical 5: Troy and Gabriella marry, but being parents doesnt stop them from singing!
High School Musical 6: Office Years: After marriage, the kids from East High School have fully grown up, and this time theyre singing at an office!
High School Musical 7: Nursing Home: Many years later, the gang are still singing! (Oh, Lord)
High School Musical 8: Death: The gangs last chance to sing!
High School Musical 9: New Life: Whos singing n
Philosophy of WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPhilosophy of W5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Forrest Gump Goes to HeavenFORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVENForrest Gump Goes to Heaven7 years ago in Humor More Like This
The day finally arrived.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the
Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are
closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said,
'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up
fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination
Sahlia's ProfileFull name: Sahlia Ahdre KyalaSahlia's Profile8 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Age: 122 years
Weight: 120 lbs
Eye color: Amber
Hair color: Black
"Twin pairs of amber eyes look at you like you're being sized up as identical smiles creep across both faces. Six arms move with a combination of strength and grace you couldn't believe was possible before now as two very generous breasts almost beckon to you"
Sahlia is what you would call a rogue among rogues; If its not nailed down and valuable, shell try to get her hands on it, and if it is nailed down and valuable, shell find a way to pry it off of whatever its attached to. She also loves people that look rich, especially if they love to flaunt their wealth; It makes her want to try to flaunt their wealth for her (not them). The one seeming contradiction to her personality is that she wont kill unless she absolutely has to. If given a chance, shell us
Moveset - Tom NookMoveset - Tom Nook7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Super Smash Bros. Brawl-Based Moveset for Tom Nook
Walks on stage and waves to the opponents.
Up: Says, "Feel free to browse, but try not to carouse, ho ho!"
Side: Holds out a bag of Bells, looks at it, and puts it away.
Down: Throws a carpet down, making the floor change texture below him briefly.
Neutral: He punches. -> He punches again. -> He headbutts the opponent.
Up: He headbutts upwards.
Side: He kicks forward.
Down: He kicks all around him.
Neutral: He does a front flip.
Up: He jabs upward with a shovel.
Forward: He jabs forward with an axe.
Backward: He jabs backward with a net.
Down: He kicks downward.
Up: He jabs a Golden Axe upward.
Side: He hits forward with a two-by-four.
Down: Depending on the charge, he drops a leaf and it either changes into a refrigerator, a pyramid, or a moon, whic
My Monty Python fic 1Prfctcellrulz's Monty Python and the Holy Grail FanficMy Monty Python fic 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Opening Credits/Chapter 1
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The Journal of ReznovJuly 21, 1942The Journal of Reznov7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My name is Vladimir Reznov. I am a Sergeant in the Red Army. I have
taken this journal from the corpse of the Nazi scum. I will right in this log all of the
events of the war. Today the Germans have finally pushed into Stalingrad. Rape
and murder are a daily occurrence. With a small group of my comrades we took on
the Germans head on. We failed. I awoke only a few minutes after the battle. I
was hurt but nothing serious. But what I saw sent a shiver up my spine. The dead
carcasses of my comrades. Any who were struggling to live were inhumanly killed
by the Germans. Scum sucking bastards! I could feel nothing but anger to general
Ansem. That monstrosity has caused the death of many men, women and children.
He personally put a bullet into my wifes head. I have hunted him for three days,
like a wolf hunting prey. I thought I would fail, but I saw movement among the
dead. It was a young man, a Russian. I predicted him to be nothing more than a
Pvt. I told him to remain
Diary Of Tom NookDiary of Tom Nook Chapter oneDiary Of Tom Nook8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
May 16, 2008
Today Bob the Cat came into my store. I was so excited! It was the first customer I had had in weeks! I ran up to serve him. He screamed and ran away from me. I chased him around my store until he ran into the hair salon. I stood outside silently. After a few minuets of standing there I got bored and walked into the front of my store. I just stood here for a few hours. After this about 50 people and animals busted through the door. I gasped and I supposedly fainted. When I woke, there was dance music playing and everyone was dancing! I stood up and looked around. I saw Pelly, Mable, Sable, Bob Kiki, Whitey, Red, Rox, and a lot more people and animals I had never seen!. There was something diffrent about Bob that I just couldn't put my finger on at the time. I joined the party. We all danced and had fun until midnight, that's when I realized I had to close my shop. I stopped the music and pushed ever
BANANA BOOMOnce upon a timeBANANA BOOM5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
.. Thousand of them!
An old man's deathAn old man's death5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Wearily he sits in his usual chair. Maybe no one will notice how tired he is and how much it hurts. His oldest granddaughter knocks on the door and opens the door.
"Hi grandpa. How are you today?" She gives him a hug and sits the plate of cookies in front of him. Her fiancé steps in behind her with a gallon of fresh cow's milk. He hadn't had that since he was a boy. Yum!
He smiles. "When are you getting married??"
She pauses. A different reaction that usual. Usually she says, "Not sure yet. We'll let you know."
"October the eighth."
For a split second he thought there was hope after all. October wasn't too far away. He could make it until then. That would only be a month after the six month mark the doctors gave him back in March. Then she adds .
He didn't know what to say. He'd never make it that long. He knew he couldn't. For a moment, she caught the distress in his eyes, but he looks away quickly back at the cookies and milk. "Thanks for the cookies." H
Tribute to 02Desperation,Tribute to 027 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Feel the dark,
I am born,
From the emotions bottled up.
Angel replaced, the demon arise.
Smiling cherub, smirking devil.
Feed me your fear,
Feed me your scorn,
Feed me everything.
Let everyone know what I am.
I have nothing to hold back.
No reason to explain, I'm here to kill.
I'm here to swallow.
Haha, damn the goodness in your heart.
Awaken me, and battle me.
I want to know the chaos.
Understand the power,
Understand my desire.
I will taint you.
I will overwhelm you.
I am here to rid you.
Worthless efforts to deter me.
I am the embodiment of the darkness.
I shall swallow everything in hate and darkness and fear.
Quest for 7 stars part 2The next day started out as a pleasant surprise, the group had eaten breakfast and was full. Geno had decided to ask citizens around the strange town as to where they could find the next star piece. However their journey would be futile as they were talking to NPCs.Quest for 7 stars part 28 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Unfortunately we do not have new information Cierra said disappointed.
Geno looked down and up at the sky and shook his head.
Ness do you have a map?
Ness nods and pulls it out.
Mark the places youve been at already Geno told them.
They all take a marker from Ness- is carrying markers in his sack- and they all mark the places theyve been to. The only place they havent checked/marked was a store. As they headed to the store they thought about buying supplies, Cierra had decided to do that task and they were to meet back near the fountain. Ness, Crono and Geno headed to the store. At the outside of the store they see an odd statue and Ness smashes it.
Crono and Geno are sh
The Chronicles of Dark Nook:13The Chronicles of Dark Nook:138 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter Thirteen Rise of Crazy Redd
It was Rover lifting him helplessly in the air using his jetpack; he had hold of Jakes shoulders so he couldnt break himself free.
Ive been looking for you for Days! I am SO going to enjoy putting a bullet in your head! said Rover.
You jerk! said Jake franticly trying to break himself free.
Rover was suited up in armor and had a gun behind his back ready to fire when he was ready to let go of one of Jakes shoulders, Jake couldnt get free and it looked like there was nothing he could do.
Shook up again by the scream Crazy Redd ran outside looking upwards at Jake who was panicked.
HA! This is great! A triple kill! Ill be the one to take out the kids and the fox once and for all! said Rover.
Redd was wielding something, Rover couldnt make out what it was, it turns out it was a bow and arrow he slit one right passed Rovers ear to make him loose his grasp on Ja