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20 Facts About Lee Carlisle: A Deviant Dead Character Primer
Graduating highschool at age fifteen, he went into pre-med figuring that with his uncanny memory he would become a great doctor and no one would ever die needlessly again under his watch. It was during his first year of residency at age 21 that he realized he couldn't handle watching people die, needless or not. He wonders if he should have listened to The Stepmum and become a male model after all.
His mum passed away when he was six, his dad remarried a year later, and died of an envenomed snakebite two years after that. His only known family connection is now The Stepmum, and watching them interact, one would understand that the largely unfair stereotype does not, in fact, exist only within the grimmest of fairytales.
Last year, he had his surname legally changed to his late mum's maiden name, and hasn't seen The Stepmum since.
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20 Facts about Deviantdead's Brian Ross Gilbert
1. He hates his job.
As surprising as it may sound, he hates being away from his family so much. He doesn't have any friends at work either, and when away in other cities he simply sits in his hotel room and surfs the internet or watches TV. His emotional and physical distance from his family causes him great pain, but he can't distance himself from a job that pays very well, especially since he's not qualified for any other well-paying jobs.
2. He's had an affair.
Brian is a weak man, and accordingly, he's strayed from his wife. It was in another state that he flew to perhaps 2 years ago, and it was a one-night stand with a woman he met at a bar. He doesn't remember her name, but the fact that he's been keeping it from his wife for so long has been slowly wearing away at him. His weaknesses and unwillingness to face them tear at him inside.
3. He fears that Charlie is disturbed.
In fact, he fears a lot about C
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You know who hates the disabled more than anyone else? Parents of disabled kids.
They hate being reminded of their sons and daughters, and what they have to go through. They're offended by portrayals of people with disorders, because they think it's a conspiracy, some dig at their and their child's struggle. Anything that can be vaguely tied back to their anguish is something they rally against.
You're not allowed to talk about them. You're not allowed to look at them. They're not allowed to join the conversation. We're not allowed to have opinions about them, and they're not allowed to have opinions at all. They're not allowed to be in our movies, our games, our books, our stories, our culture. If one of them does manage to squeak through the defenses, we will go back and scrub out any defining character flaws. All because parents with weak convictions are repulsed by the sight o
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1. Is a princess
Of the Royal Kingdom of Collins
2. Has seen Wall*E approximately 4,678,913,841 times
...by King Dad's last count.
3. Diagnosed with ADD
Or she's just a six-year old girl. Frigging doctors.
4. Can SO do more jump-rope jumps than Kristy
5. Is nonetheless BFF with Kristy
Fo' life, yo.
6. Pissed herself the first time she saw a black man
King Dad's boss was a good sport about it though.
7. Wants a little sister
...to do her bidding. >
8. Has a pet rat named "Bitey"
Who acts as a diary of sorts, absorbing absolutely everything that happens in her day as soon as she returns to her room.
9. Watches "boy" cartoons more than "girl" shows
But doesn't tell anyone(except Bitey). And Hello Kitty is still her hero.
10. First word was "Bitches!"
Queen Mom is still mad at King Dad for that.
11. Didn't get along with Queen Mom as well as King Dad
Perhaps because of this:
12. Misses Qu