-agateophobia--agateophobia-10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Long svelte tongues dripping with words that form ivy like tendrils,
which creep and meander into my brain like some dime store thief.
Watching the world with heavy lidded eyes like a slow motion train wreck,
a carnivorous cartoon that seems amusing to my lithium laced soul.
Suspending time with my breath held in anticipation of a promise,
a finer more savory taste in the next round of this dual personality realism.
Renewing the lease on my facade with nails that render all hope sub par,
no one tries the inner door- no entrance needed- dead end front depth will suffice.
Preponderant majority rules, so step aside let the wolves run the flock,
an indispensable dream that you will lose yourself in as your sheep attire never fit so well.
Close one eye and take another look- close both and you will truly see,
darkness wont hide the inadequacies –always a step away from the happy ending.
The Official Ode to the ForumsThe Official Ode to the Forums11 years ago in Ballad More Like This
I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.
The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.
'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.
Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
If you see a lot of the Blank Stare guy
stupidity is the reason why.
For those with a brain that can't be found
watch out for curran if he's around.
With legendary wit and sarcastic replies
he cleans up the forums (or at least he tries).
We interupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!1!1" are not English.
If those are in your vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.
Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?