Twelve Days of Fairy TailOn the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Happy stuck in a tree?!Twelve Days of Fairy Tail4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two Magic Swords.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three Flying Cats.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four S-class.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five Dragonslayers!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six Dark Mages.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven Erza fanboys.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight destroyed buildings.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine Pegasus creepers.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten Holy Saints.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven men stripping.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve Golden Keys!
District 9 - PoHa - 05District 9 - PoHa - 055 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 5 Prawn phone home
"Elliot, you're crazy" muttered the boy in pajamas as he ventured into the thick, dark foliage armed with one flashlight and one pair of socks on his otherwise bare feet. The crickets chirped and the dry grass crackled, but aside from that it was all too quiet in the chilly nighttime.
The boy reached a brick wall and suddenly a strange quiet gurgling joined the sounds of the night, guiding Elliot in the dark until he found a trail of footprints, three-fingered, unlike anything he'd ever seen. He followed them despite the fear towards another forest of tall dry plants and the gurgling grew clearer. Stem after stem he made his way through, and after a few steps he uncovered a creature ugly and nightmarish.
The creature growled and screeched, waving its arms before it, and Elliot screamed, his flashlight falling from his grasp.
All around Ana there were cries of surprise and some laughter. She jumped slightly on her seat herself. After regaining po
Adopt A Prawn 17Katreya and Geoffrey sat at seperate ends of the table, eating in silence. They'd moved downstairs for a proper meal, not sure how to behave in an enclosed space any longer.Adopt A Prawn 174 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Each of them looked down into their bowls, an awkward silence between them. Neither wanted to talk about what had happened, but talking about everyday subjects would be too strange.
Influenza flicked her tail in irritation as she watched her two legged pets significantly 'not talking'. She didn't understand why these creatures had to make so much noise all the time anyway, but this seemed different. It was like when the big two legged male had gone away and Katreya had 'stopped talking' to a lot of people, including Flu, who hadn't appreciated the lack of attention.
She couldn't help but wonder if this had anything to do with the fact that the other pet had gone away, the noisy yet friendly one.
It felt a lot like the last time, everything was quiet, no one was paying her any attention and the meals were coming at
Hetalia- Obsessed when...You know you're obsessed with Hetalia whenHetalia- Obsessed when...6 years ago in Humor More Like This
 When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
 When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
 When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
 When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
 When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
 When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
 When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
 (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before
Some memorable quotes"I can handle anything that life throws at me - I may not be able to handle it well, or correctly, or gracefully, or with finesse, or expediently- but I will handle it." ~ Anon.Some memorable quotes4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
"Be who you are and say how you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." ~Dr. Seuss
"I'm not concerned with you liking or disliking me...All I ask is that you respect me as a human being." ~Jackie Robinson
...unbound - the Bentusi
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. -the Borg
OH MY GOD WHAT THE F*** - me
get out of my way - char aznable
force - Yoda
WEEEEEEEEE - some kid going real fast
You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one.
Henry D. Thoreau
"Claudia Christian is not only a renaissance woman; she is a force of nature."
"It is not what we have but what we enjoy that constitutes our abundance." -Epicurus, 371-240 BC
"I know for a fact that imagination and hope have kept me alive through the roughest times in
District 9 - PoHA 15Chapter 15 - A change is gonna comeDistrict 9 - PoHA 154 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mohlakeng was a small, quiet town west of Johannesburg city and precisely what they needed to go about unnoticed. Syrup's uncles' house was in a suburb in the outskirts and it had a garage with enough capacity for two cars, so that no one would even see them get out of the vehicles to get in the house.
Syrup seemed to be really enjoying herself as she went out first and shushed loudly at the rest, heading for the door at the bottom of the garage that led to the house. It was dark and Ana could only hear her step away, tripping on a few metallic things. A thin line of pale light split the wall when Syrup opened the door and poked her head through. Ana followed her silently and went in after her.
The house was quiet and appeared empty, but she and Syrup checked every room and closed every curtain before giving the thumbs up. Then it was safe for everybody else to get out of the cars. Amelia complained in her sleep as they struggled to get her out of th
Snippy - Poem of DoomSnippy - Poem of Doom3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...
But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?
I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't give a f***.
Adopt A Prawn 16Dawn broke in an entirely unsatisfactory way. The reason the day started in such a disappointing way was because there was nothing different about it. The birds began to sing, flowers opened and a rooster crowed somewhere. And through it all Albert was conspicuously absent.Adopt A Prawn 164 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Geoffrey couldn't get how everything could change so much and yet still stay the same. He lifted his head from his nest, blanket sliding gently off his head and freeing his antennae.
He really wished he'd thought to close the damn curtains before going to bed. As a matter of fact why hadn't he?
Geoffrey stretched his legs and started to raise himself onto his elbows, stopping when he felt a warm weight curl into a different position next to him.
That was why the curtains were open, when he'd broken down she'd come after him and comforted him even though.
With a hot wave of shame he remembered how his rage had taken over and the attack. Humans were so frail who knew what damage he'd done really?
Adopt A Prawn 20The rest of the day was quiet and subdued. It had been a while since either of them had had to put up with such awful behaviour from a human and they were both surprised and ashamed of it.Adopt A Prawn 204 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
eventually the day wore out and the odd couple slept in their seperate rooms only to wakeon a brighter day and better moods all round. They sat down at either end of the breakfast table with their incredibly different meals and munched in companionable silence.
Katreya looked out of the window and contemplated working in the garden, there were a number of vegetable plants being neglected out there and there hadn't been much rain lately. She was shaken from her musings when she noticed Geoffrey staring at her oddly.
"What?" She asked.
"I'm just wondering," he said.
"You're not a bad looking human are you? In terms of human beauty I mean."
"...You're not going to suggest something dodgy are you?"
"What? No! I was just thinking, well, this is big enough for both you and me to live in i
Seeing YouSeeing you:Seeing You3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
An ache an ache
As though mine heart shall break
As eye's are sore for you
A tender hold
A musical moan
I hear from couples bold
How I long
For things I do not know
And pray and dream
Like a wish for the purest snow
A single day is as long and lone
Without the sight of you
And I wait for the evening
With the small surprise at noon
In hopes to speak with you
For that alone can sate my soul
Sooth the ache of my heart
But like a Florida Fall
You rarely come at all
Which most nights
I spend waiting, in hopes, for you
Normal PillsNormal Pills3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I take them once,
I take them twice
but the pills don't
seem to suffice.
My mind is racing
with total doubt,
but the pills are running out.
Its hard to swallow,
harder to breathe,
I'm still not normal.
Why can't "weird" just leave?
KY: SPAZZ BABY SPAZZ!KY: SPAZZ BABY SPAZZ!3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
KY: SPAZZ BABY SPAZZ!
Here I go again with my hella sick rhymes,
Jegus I forget it all, most of the time
But Homestuck's got me going,
Now my flames are highly burning,
My inspiration gone zapping,
Double vision's what I'm seeing,
All my senses activating,
Waiting for a Hussie updating,
I'm going crazy in this crap,
Now you guys just watch me rap!