The Scout and the Crab chp.30Chapter 30- Recovery- BLUThe Scout and the Crab chp.304 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The infirmary was unusually busy. Those who were injured from the impact were dragged to the Medic by their teammates. Most of which only suffered minor injures, which made the Medic's job easier when treating them.
When the retreat was ordered by the BLU Soldier, Medic asked the Engineer to check the status of the Respawn system. Concerned about the whole situation in regards to the possible scarring on his patients. After that incident with the new BLU Spy involving a talking crab, the Medic made sure to be more aware of physical damage done before the Respawn system is switched on and off.
It was a cruel twist of science and other unexplainable martial involving that machine. It would always switch off when the end of the battle was announced. Those who have received injuries before ceasefire was called, ended up with scars when healed, unlike those who were healed during battle. While it was rare for that to happen, it was s
The Scout and the Crab chp.33Chapter 33 - Order RestoredThe Scout and the Crab chp.334 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The team was still too excited when lights out came around. Although it was cleared up of why the Announcer never called the battle, there was still a sense of confusion in the air as everyone enjoyed a late snack, a few of them conversing about how many REDs they killed or even talk about suing for negligence.
The Spycrab kept himself out of sight on the kitchen counter while the BLU Scout fixed himself a sandwich, occasionally switching his attention from his food to the blue crab hiding behind the flour tin. He didn't want to seem suspicious by retreating to his room for the night, although he was tired, he had plans to sneak by the Spycrab back to the RED Scout. He promised his counterpart that he was just holding his old friend for a day, and he was going to keep that promise.
Both the Spycrab and Scout's attention was grabbed when the Demoman - loudly- brought up the subject of the BLU Spy's precious yellow ribbon. The S
Fireflies, Heavy/Pyro friendship"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!" The BLU Spy screamed, waggling a finger at the Pyro clutching his flamethrower. "Vhat is zis?" Medic said, looking at the two men. Pyro lowered his weapon and stared down at the ground. "That thing tried to set me ON FIRE!" Spy yelled. "IM NTT UH THNG!" Pyro retorted angerly. "Pyro, is zis true?" medic replied softly, trying to calm the situation. "Ysh, brt fr uh gdd rssn! Spr wsh bng mnn un cllng mrr nms!" Medic sighed and shook his head, Making Pyro look down again. He knew that Medic didn't understand a word he'd said. No one ever did. "I did nozing to him! i was just saying hi and he tried to set me on fire!!" Spy pathetically wailed. "You two just need to leave eatchozher alone. Pyro, zat vasn't nice to do that to Spy, and Spy, just leave him....her....it alone..." Pyro let out a low saddened growl. "Whrtevvr.." He wheezed, walking into the respawn room. No one ever cared about the Pyro. He was a great help to the team, but no one ever aknowledged iFireflies, Heavy/Pyro friendship3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
F and V chapter 3Chapter 3: Peacefully Helping the Mercs.F and V chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The night was far from easy for the ponies. None of them felt comfortable, none of them felt at home and every single of them were on edge. Why? Well, they all had their own different reasons. But, they all shared one: The violent nature of this world was giving them ill and nervous feelings.
And, out of the entire group, Rarity had the most trouble adjusting the new environment. In this deserted wasteland filled with nothing but the promise of war and slaughter, the comfort of home was nowhere to be seen. More troubling yet, fashion was not at all a part of this world. This very reason made her rest her head uncomfortably, the horrible thought of it keeping her up long enough to have her drift off to sleep last.
When she woke up, a giant, ominous shadow loomed over her, scaring her instantly as she jerked her head up towards the source of her fear. Luckily, it wasn't a figure that was too unfamiliar, a shape belonging to one of the men she had
f and v chapter 6Chapter 6 Highway fightf and v chapter 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Just outside the Badlands was a big rest stop. It had everything: a bar, minimarket, restaurant, garage, etc... You may have thought it was overdone. But people who come through the Badlands often knew they needed to stop there. No one wanted to have their car break down between a bunch of guns and rocket launchers. This is where Sniper took stops often. He had rented a truck to transport the rocket parts. They found an old semi-trailer at Teufort, so he only had to rent the truck itself. He bought a few things for the ponies; a hairbrush being one of the items, because Rarity asked him buy one for her she asked for it all the time. An unfriendly looking guy had seen Sniper buy this stuff.
"Hey! Liking girly stuff?" he asked with a devilish smirk on his face.
Sniper ignored him as he paid the cashier.
"Are you hearing me, sissy?"
The guy grabbed a book sniper had just bought took a look at it.
"An Encyclopedia of modern arms? You don't need to learn about
Request: SpyxSniper RomanceThe stroke of a soft cheek.Request: SpyxSniper Romance4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"H-hey, cut it out," Sniper muttered as Spy stroked the back of his knuckles against his face. "What the hell are ya doing?" he asked, trying to move away from the touch.
"You need to shave," Spy replied with a smirk, giving his cheek a pinch and laughing as Sniper blushed darkly. Sniper waved a hand at him and rubbed his face, glaring at Spy's amused face. "You are so cute, my little dingo."
"I ain't a dog," he muttered and crossed his arms tightly. Spy patted the top of his head, nodded slowly and stole another soft pet on his cheek. "Bugger off!!!"
The sound of another's heart beat.
"C-come on, breathe!" Sniper muttered after pulling Spy from the water. Fucking Pyro dragged him down to drown him and shit, he wasn't breathing! He pressed his hands hard against his chest to try to push the water out of his lungs, but the Frenchman only jerked like a ragdoll. "COME ON!!!" He bit his lip and bent down, pressing his ear to
TF2--Green EyesTF2--Green Eyes4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The passenger train was dark and old, and looked more like a supply train with bus seats tucked to the sides. The lights flickered with every slight bump in the track, and the only way that air seemed to come in was through a few vents close to the ceiling. There were no windows, so he couldn't tell where they were, even after the escorts had taken off his blindfold. Though it didn't really matter. It wasn't like he would have been able to tell.
It was only after these observations that his gray-blue eyes settled on the seat in front of him. Odd, that those escortswhomever they werehad placed him in this specific seat, because every other one was empty except for the one directly facing him. That seat was occupied by a stub of a man, who sat looking equally as confused. His head had just been shaved, it seemed, though there was some fresh stubble already growing along his jaw and under his chin. He wore goggles over his eyes, and there was a yellow hardhat on the seat next
Like a bolt of lightning chapter 27Chapter 27: This is why I'm the pyroLike a bolt of lightning chapter 274 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The remaining week before their holiday passed quickly to everyone, as they redoubled their efforts at battle as well as their preparations in the evenings. More explosions came from Sam's temporary workplace, and the lingering stench of sulphur was soon followed by a sickly copper smell as if someone was bleeding heavily just beyond the door but on Thursday the pyro announced that her displays were all ready.
"...I can't believe myself, even! I really outdid myself... we've got fountains, cakes, mines, rockets great and small, and I even managed a Catherine wheel that'll put my mentors to shame!", she said to Dell as the two were preparing dinner the next day, causing Dell to chuckle.
"Sounds like yeh made us all a feast for the eyes, Sam, hun...", he said as he stirred the cheese sauce for their macaroni. "Well, yer mentors oughta all be mighty proud of ya! Not jus' for the fireworks, but f
2Fort's Night Before ChristmasT'was the night before Christmas, and all through the Fort,2Fort's Night Before Christmas5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Not a machine was stirring, not even a teleport;
The sticky bombs were hung by the intel with care,
In hopes that the BLU team soon would be there.
The Demomen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of scrumpy danced in their heads;
And myself in my coat and Heavy in his vest,
Had just began to settle down for the night's rest,
When outside the base arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew a hurry,
Tore open the shutters to see the desert's dust in a flurry,
The moon on the sand where plants did not grow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my lips brought a hundred tiny smiles
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny crocodiles
With the massive burly driver, not the slightest bit frail
I knew in a moment it must be Saxton Hale.
More rapid than kiwis his coursers they came,
And he bellowed, and shouted, and called them by name;
TF2: Mylene Dawnson ch2Biting cold tore into me as my blanket was yanked away. My heart kick-started and my head spun, a quick and groggy yelp managing to escape my throat.TF2: Mylene Dawnson ch24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty," my father's voice rang out sharply. "You've got an hour before we start training, and if you're not ready by then, too bad for you."
I pulled my eyes open as slits, squinting against the darkness. The sun had not even dreamt of peering over the eastern canyons yet. As I wondered what ungodly hour it was, I dizzily pushed myself up into a sitting position and tried to make out the red numbers of the clock through my half-asleep haze. 4 AM. Lovely.
A bundle of foreign fabrics hit my face and fell into my lap. "Put those on. You won't need your full uniform for training just yet, but those can go under it when you do. And these, as well." A clap echoed through the room as he dropped something at my feet. I managed to make out his shadowy figure heading back towards the door just in time to see his hand reac
The Scout and the Crab chp. 18Chapter 18 - Welcome to ColdfrontThe Scout and the Crab chp. 184 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The BLU Scout didn't know how to react as the RED Scout explained to him everything the Spycrab had told him about his cursed. Although he left out a few details, like him being a virgin. Both of the Scouts sat down next to each other and leaned against the door as the BLU Scout tried to comprehend everything that happened. It was hard to believe, but then again, the intelligent crab he held in his hands was evident enough.
"So..." Began the BLU Scout as he held the crab close to him. "...The Spy was turned into a crab by the ghost of Zepheniah Mann at the Harvest?"
"That's what he said." The RED Scout nodded.
The BLU Scout looked at his RED counterpart. "But why? What did he do that was s-so-so wrong?"
"Well don't ask me!" The RED Scout snapped. "I don' know and nor does he! He just went over to Harvest one day to find a way a new way to f*ck me up on the field and then BAM!" The BLU Scout jumped slightly.
The Scout and the Crab Chp.6Chapter 6 - Parasite (Alternate name: A Crab-Boomerang)The Scout and the Crab Chp.65 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Bostonian already regretted not killing the supposedly cursed BLU Spy. Despite his out of character notion to NOT kill him, the little crab repaid the RED mercenary by talking non-stop throughout the night.
"I understand your insecurities about kissing a man, but at the moment I am not a man; I am a crab," he began. "Kissing a crab isn't as you so colorfully described it gay." Scout didn't respond. With his back turned to the aquarium, he tried to ignore the heavily-accented voice and focused on getting some sleep. "Then again, when you think about it...kissing a crab would be unethical, but you do have to agree, it's not gay, oui?"
"I'm tryin' to sleep!" Scout snapped.
"And I am trying to become human again," retorted the Spycrab, using the same tone the Scout used against him. "As long as I believe you are the only who can lift zhis curse, I will haunt you like a ghost. This I promise."
The Scout and the Crab chp.26Chapter 26- Going soft.The Scout and the Crab chp.264 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"What the hell were you thinking?!" Demanded the BLU Scout.
The next weekend came a lot quicker then the Scout anticipated. He and his counterpart weren't able to meet up last week due to the snowstorm, but the weather finally became tolerable to go out again. While he wasn't exactly up to meeting up with his BLU counterpart again, having gone through three days without sleep, the Spycrab badgered him into going. Needless to say, the cursed BLU Spy won the battle. Again. As promised, when the afternoon rolled around, the Scout bundled up and snuck out while his teammates were settling down for lunch.
As predicted, the BLU Scout was waiting for them there in the agreed meeting area. He greeted both the Scout and Spy with a warm smile before it immediately faded away as the other Scout began yelling at the RED Scout about yesterday's fight. Honestly, the Scout was expecting his counterpart to be laughing about the new Spy's virginity.
"Wh-What if he
The Scout and the Crab chp.13Chapter 13 - Confessions of a cursed SpyThe Scout and the Crab chp.135 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Scout couldn't help but rub his forehead as he stepped out of Respawn, he just had to made sure the bullet hole wasn't there. Nothing. He was 100% at perfect health. That didn't stop him from shivering thought of the bullet shooting through the back of his head and exiting out through his forehead, he swore he could still feel the bullet in his head.
"So...he was tryin' to warn me..."
Scout almost jumped out of his skin, letting out an alarmed yell as he sidled up to the nearest locker of the Spawn room. It was the RED Engineer, sitting on the benches and looking a bit depressed.
"Uh...yeah...I'm fine," The Scout was a bit irritated at being shot just as he was about to enter the RED base. "What are you doin' here? Why aren't you out there doing...y'know....engineer stuff."
Engineer shrugged. " BLU Pyro snuck up on me while I was erecting a dispenser and-" The Scout giggled. "What is so gosh dang funny?!"
The Scout and the Crab chp. 9Chapter 9 - The Unfortunate TruthThe Scout and the Crab chp. 95 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Spycrab awoke to annoying trilling of off-key whistling, followed by the heavy footsteps. He cursed to himself when he realized the sun hasn't even risen and already the RED team was up and about. Yet another reason, he noted, why the RED team had gotten sloppy: they went to bed late and woke up too early. The Spy turned slightly and looked up at the Scout, who was still fast asleep, laying on his stomach with his face buried into the pillow as he lightly snored. The former-Frenchmen had to admit that when the Scout wasn't yelling or acting like a complete dick, he was rather...cute. It was an attribute he never would have thought about his enemy, but since he had to trust this young man with his life for the time being, he decided to change his opinion on the Scout. Part of him was mournful that eventually he would have to return to killing the boy, but that was how he was paid: to kill anyone who wore red.
"Guten Morgen, Scout!" the
Vanilla ch.4VanillaVanilla ch.44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Medic squirmed in the arms of the Spy behind him. He whimpered, scared and unsure of what to do. He wanted to scream, but he was scared the Spy would slit his throat.
"Ma Petit.... You are better in person, than what I expected. So small, so perfect..." He heard the Spy whsiper into his ear. Medic started stammering in German, too nervous and scared to form English sentences. The Spy just laughed, nuzzling the smaller man's neck. Medic was whimpering and shaking, rambling on in German. He felt the Spy nuzzling his neck again, and freaked out more. Suddenly, he saw a glint. Sniper! He wiggled more, then started screaming.
"Hilf! Hilf!" He started screaming for help, hoping someone was around to help him. Suddenly, a little blue dot appeared on his chest. He knew Sniper was trying to aim for the Spy. Medic froze, giving Sniper a chance to get the Spy, but the Spy was too quick. He ducked down behind Medic, his butterfly knife out in an instant and aimed for Medic's throat.
The Scout and the Crab chp. 11Chapter 11 PainThe Scout and the Crab chp. 115 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The BLU Scout was practically tripping over himself as he scrambled throughout the base. With the BLU team on a losing side for the day, the base wasn't as active as it usually was, which made his journey a little easier. His teammates moved out of his way, but while he wasn't aware of it shot him looks of disgust and disappointment as he ran past them. While they wouldn't openly admit it, they blamed the young Scout for today's loss.
The BLU Soldier acted as the BLU team's leader, if anything was to be discussed, announced or reported, it was with him. No exceptions. Scout figured what happened between him and the RED Scout was worth telling his fellow American. With the sudden disappearance of their BLU Spy, any information relating to him was valuable...at least to the BLU Scout it was.
Scout ran up the stairs when he reached the sublevel of the base, practically body slamming the doors to t
Red Sniper. TF2 Fanfic Chapter 4"So. Does anyone want to get the splinters out of my hands and legs?" I'm hoping that Sniper would volunteer. I guess I neglected to mention that I may have developed a small crush on Sniper...okay maybe a big one. Everytime he called me Sheila, I felt something. Thank god I didn't show it...much. I acted like I hated him. Everytime hr brushed against me, or perfected my sniping stance, I felt it...again. This burning sensation I feel in the pit of my stomach, whenever he looks at me. I hope that he really hadn't figured it out. Sniper stood up.Red Sniper. TF2 Fanfic Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'll do it Sheila." I looked at him and smiled.
"Thanks." I say as we walk out of the room.
"I get em all the time. I'm used to i' by now."
"Wow, okay." When we get to his room, he shuts the door behind us. I sat on his bed as he opened a drawr and pulled out a pair of tweezers.
"A'right," He sat next to me on his bed. "lets have a look..." he picked up my hand and unstantly pulled out the splinter in my hand.
"Okay. That ones done. The other
Training, Chapter 3Renaud was beginning to suspect that TF Industries was founded with the express purpose of screwing with his mind. When he showed up for his meeting with the Administrator the next morning, ten minutes earlier than the one he'd had the day before, another man was already there, smoking a cigarette and looking impatient.Training, Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He looked just like Renaud.
For a moment, he thought that the other man must have used a disguise kit like his own, but then he realized that despite the identical uniform and the striking physical similarity, there were minor differences: the stranger was missing the mole that Renaud had to the right of his nose, Renaud didn't have quite as many frown lines, their eyebrows were different thicknesses, and the other man, when he talked, revealed a left incisor made of gold.
"Well, well," sneered his new twin, "it looks as if we can finally begin. " A disapproving sniff came from foreign nostrils, just a bit wider than Renaud's own. "Mon dieu, did you roll in a fermented
The Scout's Bandages chapter 3The Scout's Bandages chapter 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm getting out of here!
Chapter 3 guys! Thank you for reading, reviews and all of that. . Rated M for language and yaoi + what else I can think off. Hehehe
"Urgh " I still felt the terrible pain. But suddenly, I realized that something or someone was poking on my leg.
"No, no, no! Please stop... I can't do this anymore!"I yelled, as my eyes flew open, Medic and Engineer were next to my bed looking quite surprised, I scurried away from them and I fell to the hard concrete floor with a heavy 'thump'.
"Agh!" The impact with the floor hurt like hell and my duvet was half on top of me.
"Don't move around like that, son." A Texan accent filled my ears and I looked up again.
It wasn't the BLU Medic and Engineer, but the RED! Shocked I pulled the duvet over my body and sat up against the nightstand.
"Did you k-kidnap me?"My voice was shaking just as much as my whole body was.
"Nein."RED Medic replied.
I was confused beyond belief. I had no idea where the hell I was. En
Training, Chapter 4To say that the next few days were uneventful would be blatantly false, but not once did they rise above the already set level of violence and unpredictability. Each day, Renaud woke up, got ready, went to a training session with the Administrator and the other Spy, ate lunch with the Sniper, and then trained by himself to prepare for the next day. In the evenings, he generally supped alone in his room and thought about the strange new job and what he should do about what he called the 274-K situation.Training, Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In other words, he thought about Gavin.
They spent their lunchtimes cracking jokes, often at the expense of their fellow trainees or the provided foodboth men continued to consist on the jerky and other dried goods that the Sniper brought in. They occasionally talked shop, but warily, and often sat through long bouts of simple, peaceful silence as they chewed. If they saw each other outside of the lunchroom, there would be a wave or a nod, but nothing more.
The Scout and the Crab chp.15Chapter 15 - Evil has a faceThe Scout and the Crab chp.155 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was evident that the BLU Scout didn't like the new BLU Spy. The boy was still convinced the old Spy was going to return soon, and with the new arrival, things were just getting worse for him. Although the BLU Medic tried to talk to him about having to accept the fact their previous Spy was gone, the Scout refused to believe that and separated himself from everyone else just to cool down. He sat on his bed and looked out the window; His room looking over towards the RED base. He knew the Spy was there.
'It eez a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Petit' The new Spy was younger then the old Spy, not by much but his voice made the Scout think he was in his early 30's, perhaps late 20's even. Maybe 28, 29, Scout was just guessing. His voice had a thicker French accent and a fake smile that was always plastered on his face. 'I look forward to working wiz' you'.
Scout shivered slightly, just hearing the new Spy's
Life With the BLU Team C1I sat on my computer, bored out of my mind, refreshing Tumblr for the umpteenth time, just hoping I'd find something to occupy my brain... anything besides them.Life With the BLU Team C12 years ago in Romance More Like This
They'd been practically invading my thoughts lately- oh, you want to write a story? Why not add some sexy mercenaries? And while you're at it, an orgy sounds great right about now... No, no, no! Stop it! You'd love to just scream at yourself for how fucking stupid and perverted you are. I slam my laptop shut in frustration and throw it across the bed, crushing an unsuspecting bag of Doritos as it lands. I slam my head back on my pillow and throw the covers over my head and I'm ready to call it a night.
That's when someone knocked at my door.
I rolled my eyes, then remembered that no one was home- or at least, no one was supposed to be home. I got up quietly and grabbed the knife I kept in my drawer for any kind of break-in or emergency, hid it in my sleeve like a Spy with his Sharp Dresser, and slowly opene
The Scout and the Crab chp.16Chapter 16 - ParentalThe Scout and the Crab chp.165 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Did the Spy regret not convincing the Scout to kiss him while he was drunk? In a way, yes. Mostly because he then had to put up with the still drunk Scout as he slept off the vodka, but ever now and then he would jump awake and just talking non stop about random things. First it started with Scout talking about his mother, continually saying that he loves and respects her, but wished she'd stop acting like an attention needy whore! He also stated that all of his older brothers had different fathers, but despite that, they all got along like an ideal family.
"That is good to know, Scout." Spy would reply before the Scout laid down on the floor again.
The Spycrab tried to busy himself since it was still early in the afternoon. While the Scout slept, he looked around the room for the Scout's suitcase. It the least he could do since the Scout was drunk, because of him.
It took about an hour for him to find the suitcase, it was jammed in the Scout's close