Uses for Tribbles 3I told him the engines couldnt take much more, Scotty growled to himself. Honestly, the man never listens. Hes always got to have warp 9 right this very second. Never has the decency to give me any advanced warning. Scotty, I need warp 9 in 5 seconds or were all going to die in a fiery explosion! Why cant it be, Mr. Scott, I believe we might end up in mortal peril today. Do you think you could have warp 9 ready? And the grease! The grease everywhere! Theres never anything around to clean it up with! Squeak! Thatll work Uses for Tribbles 37 years ago in Humor More Like This
3. To clean up grease in engineering
Uses for Tribbles 7Battle stations! All hands to battle stations! called Captain Kirk, Were under attack!Uses for Tribbles 77 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Klingons are closing in fast, sir! announced a red shirt.
Fire on my command! Arm -- Oh, hello, Yeoman Marshall, said Kirk, suddenly distracted by the attractive Yeoman.
I need you to sign this, Captain.
It would be my pleasure, Miss Marshall.
Captain! The Klingons! yelled the red shirt.
Oh, right. Fire! A hundred thousand tribbles whizzed through space and pelted the Bird of Prey. The screams of the Klingons could be heard through the vacuum of space. The Klingon captain appeared on the view screen.
7. Anti-Klingon rounds
Uses for Tribbles 1There he is. Just sitting there. He hasnt got a clue! Ive got my ammo right here. Hes so unsuspecting! This is perfect! If I move a little to the right, I can get a clear shot at his head. Oh yes, he wont know what hit him! A little more dont draw attention to myself good. Just have to wait for the right moment. When hes looking the other way payback time! Yes! Okay okay just have to raise me arm slowly there and FIRE!Uses for Tribbles 17 years ago in Humor More Like This
WHAM! A tribble thrown by Dr. McCoy collided with the side of Mr. Spocks head.
1. something to throw at the science officer
Uses for Tribbles 2Request security entrance to Dr. McCoys quarters. Security code: Chekov, delta, four. Okay, Meester Spock said one in each drawer There, that ees six down. Four in the shower two in the sink five in the bed and three on the desk That is tventy! Vait tventy-seven no thirty-three no 42 Oh, I give up!Uses for Tribbles 27 years ago in Humor More Like This
I dont know why you insist on walking me to my quarters, Spock.
I have business in this direction, Dr. McCoy.
Alright, see ya later, The door closed and 3.64 seconds later
Damn it, Spock!
I believe the phrase is Paybacks are hell, Dr. McCoy.
2. Retaliation against the ships doctor