Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
TS: The trouble with Bart 1 Seymour Skinner sat at his desk across from one Bartholomew .J. Simpson, a fourteen-year-old blonde, blue-eyed trouble maker, who had just been sent in for the felony of "making a mockery of Ms. Krabapples class" and that term was used in the loosest sense of the manner, unlike principal Skinner Bart seemed to be in a chipper mood, no doubt proud of the terrors he had unleashed on the unsuspecting classTS: The trouble with Bart 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Bart Simpson, why must you torment me so?" Seymour asked hopelessly, not even expecting a proper answer
"Because I like our little chats" Bart replied with a grin
"Oh there's no doubt about that!" Principal Skinner exclaimed, the sarcasm heavy in his voice
"Seriously Seymour, how long has it been since we've had a heart to heart chat?"
"Why just yesterday you were sent to my office for gluing the entire class's gym shorts to the ceiling" Principal Skinner replied seriously
"Really!? It feels like much longer don't'cha think?"
"No I don't think!" Principal S
Trick or Treat Part 2Trick or Treat Part 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Although we enter hand by hand, we are soon in a single filed formation due to the narrow halls of this maze. At first, there are only advanced animatronics, making it seem not as bad as the gruesome screams portray it as. Suddenly, the lights turn off, making us scream of course.
Instantly, a dim light flashes on a door, a door that leads to a bridge crossing over a hall of illusions. There are spiraling lights that surround the bridge, leading to the next obstacle, a clown with a fake machete. Since I cannot stand clowns, we follow the bridge in the order of Brian, Sarah, Moly, Leah, Matt, Catherine, then me.
As we proceed, the clown at the end starts to chuckle. However, the clown's laugh is not of one paid
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in smarts. She trusted me more than anyone yet I don't hang out with her. I love her but she is just annoying at times.
Sophie came down about a minute after I was waiting in the hall with mom and dad.
"Okay, I'll be back." Mom kissed Dad and we were headed out the door. "Jr, since you're bigger, you can ride in the front." She smiled at me as I jumped with
Bort- I love you, Robert.His heart pounded.Bort- I love you, Robert.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His hands shook.
He took a deep breath, as if it were to be his last.
He turned warily , facing the man he had feared for 10 years.
The man smiled sheepishly, his red hair was covered in soot. He looked suspiciously like a chimney sweep.
Bart grinned, happiness sweeping through him like a wave, washing away his fears.
'Ho ho ho' Grinned Robert ; he swept the young boy up into his arms and held him tight.
'I love you' croaked Bart.
All was well.
Your Blood is Mine BobXBartYour Blood is Mine.Your Blood is Mine BobXBart2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Two souls entwined by fate.
Similar in spirit,
blinded by hate.
A thirst for revenge unending.
your retribution pending.
Sins of the past,
never meant for it to last.
The precipice of reconciliation,
That you and I aren't so different you see,
but you will never know truly what you mean to me.
Yet this rage is forever seething.
A feeling indescribable.
A craving, undeniable.
It's almost intoxicating,
To see you shaking, watch you quaking.
Your pain, my exhilaration.
Your fear, my salvation.
from my depths arisen.
My own asylum.
My eternal prison.
An endless cycle,
of hate and indifference.
Of pleas unheard,
Never to be taken.
The devil's bidding,
A heart never relinquishing,
Of an unfinished task.
A murder never come to pass.
No use repenting.
Never sorry, never lamenting.
Now it's time to pay the price.
Cold, silver bl
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
100 Lit Challenge - BurningHer hands...100 Lit Challenge - Burning1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Her hands were in agony. It felt like her fingers were being torn apart at every joint, but the pain didn't match the experience she remembered from the time she had actually broken three fingers. No, it felt like they were being pulled, and pulled, and pulled. Her shoulder blades itched and ached, an intensity beyond anything she had ever known rolling down her spine as her pelvic bones twisted and cracked. She screamed, staggering, her body telling her that she needed to fall forward, backward, duck to the side, get down, climb up, escape the pain that assailed her from all angles. She jumped, and remained on the ground even as she went up, up, up, up. She clutched at herself, bones twisting like the branches of a tree, claws pinching and piercing thickening shoulders. Meat enveloped bone, flesh split and stretched and seamed together and hardened and cracked, turning green, grey, blue, silver, black. She lunged backward as a burst of flame scorched her lungs, seared fle
Here There Be DragonsFrom the corners of the globeHere There Be Dragons1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Come four dragonlings,
To teach you all about the year
And the holidays it brings!
The year is like a giant wheel
That turns a bit each night
And travels through the dark of winter,
And through summer's light.
The first dragon to be introduced
Loves to sleep all day,
But if you can get him out of bed
He's great fun with which to play.
He is a dragon of the earth
And Feylone is his name;
He might look rather fierce
But he's quite safe and tame.
Windlo's next in line for you to meet
He's a dragon of the breeze,
He loves to soar through the clouds
And over the tallest trees.
He loves to read his big old books,
He's quite intelligent,
And he's always in the middle of
Some fun experiment.
A water dragon's the next one here,
One who loves to slide and splash;
Slipocampus is his name
And his fishfriend's name is Crash.
Slippy will play the whole day long
Exploring sunken ships and caves;
Every day is an adventure when
You live below the waves.
Flarenas' Submission into councilA newly adult Flarena smiled as she laid in her room, and sighed. Tomorrow...tomorrow was her Ceremony into Council. To become the official Guardian of Fire. Flarena sighed sadly though, as she made circles with the blade on her tail, before looking out her window.Flarenas' Submission into council2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'If only my father, Ignitus, could see me now. I'm sure he would be proud of me, right?' Flarena thought, when suddenly her door opened.
Flarena looked toward the door, and saw the Chronicler, and was confused, before smiling. Why did he look younger? Flarena pushed the thought aside before standing up, and bowing to the Chronicler, who was really Ignitus, but she didn't know.
"Please Flarena, no need to bow." The Chronicler, Ignitus, said.
'He even sounds like father.' Flarena thought before standing fully.
"Hello Chronicler, it's good to see you." Flarena said with a smile.
"I hear that you're Ceremony is tomorrow, but I came early." Chronicler Ignitus said.
"I see, thank you for coming." Flarena said, and th
An Unexpected FortuneThe moon shone down under the umbrella at a table set up outside a quaint Chinese restaurant, The Asian Delight. The place was packed to the brim, as it was the Chinese New Year, so when Nic and Gabe arrived, they took a seat outside in the cool, quiet courtyard. A waitress came and took their order: two egg rolls, some orange chicken, crab rangoons, lo mein, rice, and two fortune cookies. The boys were rather hungry.An Unexpected Fortune2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They chatted until their dinner was brought. They'd known each other since they were sixteen, and it had never been hard to spill their feelings out to each other. Nic and Gabe were like two birds of a feather, two peas in a pod, two... well, you get my point!
Anyway, as soon as the food arrived, all conversation ceased, taken over by the sight of two vicious predators attacking their food. Witnesses would say they heard growling coming from their direction, but what can you say? Teens of the male persuasion take their food seriously!
As the last bites of their meal dropp
Es, Ch. 21: A little bit of caringA blurred voice called out, "Soria, wake up. Can you hear me?"Es, Ch. 21: A little bit of caring2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Eight months have passed since Soria fell into her coma. Ember checked in on her regularly or at least, she used to. Time had just faded away almost all hope that she had for her.
A lot had changed in Ember's life during those eight months. Ember and Flame became mates, after finally realizing that they were each other's one and only true love, and Ember gave up on her job search, seeing as Flame could easily support the two of them. It was the first of those that Ember was thinking about as she lied in her bed with Flame, who was still sleeping. She recalled it perfectly, the story of how, a month ago, Flame and her became mates; however, her mind also wandered to what else happened that day.
Ember was walking to the cabin where Soria was still being taken care of; Soliace was caring for her even after all this time, in her own
The Malice Disease "What the hell happened?!" I shouted as I looked at the near ruins of my home town. I am Chelsea, I am a 17 year old girl. I have shoulder length blonde hair and I grew up in the bluegrass state of Kentucky. I had a boyfriend named Alex but we were growing distant and I think I know why. I looked down from the hill I was standing on and saw the most strangest things people were changing. Not just mentally but their bodies too. As I walked into the town I used to call home I saw holes in almost every building and every person I came across was changing. I saw an old 52 year old turn into a young Toucan, I saw a 12 year old turn into a black wolf with blood red eyes.The Malice Disease2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Back away you beasts!" was what I heard as I neared my house that I left to travel the country with my family and the voice sounded just like Alex. I ran to wear I heard the voice when I turned the corner of the old movie theater I saw a weird creature with the head and chest of a fox wit
True dragon Man life can be such a drag right? Well that's part of what life is a big kick in the butt. Well for me one day it was indeed a big old kick in the rear. My name is Alex I am 17. I am a short guy for my age I told one guy I was part Irish and now I am the, "Fluffy Leprechaun." The reason for the fluffy part is because my hair grows so thick it gets fluffy and curly. I would classify myself as a red head but I am on the brink its an almost strawberry blonde color.True dragon2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But I was on my computer on Facebook playing some games killing some time until I had to leave for school. Then a buddy of mine I hadn't talked to in a while started a chat his name was Sean. A couple of years ago we were friends growing up but he moved to New York and we lost touch since. But it wasn't just him but my other buddy Arthur too. We all hung out before but we got separated.
We chatted for hours. Just for me to find out they each had their own
Adoption papers for DragonsHey deviants! I want to put the page out there for all the adoptable dragons i have, and the adopted dragons and who adopted them. Please consider! These dragons are cold and lonely, and I cannot sell them, so they are free!Adoption papers for Dragons2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Needing a home
has a home
Aquatus is now ADYNAMICA's Dragon! Good luck on all your future adventures!
Boron is now jackal88k's Dragon! good luck on all your future Adventures!
The Gem pt 2_______Part 2The Gem pt 22 years ago in Settings More Like This
A grin spread across my face. We can sell this...and...and become rich! I yelled out loud.
But I didn't care, knowing no one heard me. But before I could do anything else.
A stabbing pain hit my the hand that was holding the gem. The gem turned black as I threw it
to the ground. It crumbled to pieces. I wasn't focused on that though. I was focused on my
hand. Spreading across it, were pitch black scales. I stared as the scales spread across my
arm...then onto my chest. Another pain hit me. as two of my fingers on my right hand merge.
together, the same following my left hand the scales covered it. I fell to my knees as
another sharp pain hit the bottom of my spine. I looked, and noticed a reptilian tail sprout.
I was absolutely horrified. The scales had just covered my whole body. When my teeth started
to change and sharpen, my hands and feet also had claws. My face begin to push outward, and
elongate. To form a snout. I fell then over on my side, as 2 leathery
The SightI steeped into a clearing, my sight blinded by brightness. There, in the middle, stood a creature of pure beauty and strength. Her skin had looked as if a rainbow had embedded itself into her magnificent skin. Each color ever imaginable shinning bright and colorful in the sun. Her body strong with her muscles flexing under her tight skin. Each muscle tensing hard as she stood, her skin looking to rip by her muscles. Her hair looked like a fiery fury with it's bright color, but calm like still water with its smooth way down her back and shoulders. Her hair had an electric glow and feeling to the sight and touch, and it had an earthy scent of the soft soil and fresh bloomed flowers with the leaves and petals caught in her hair as if she had been napping on the soft earth, the scent was so strong you could taste herbs as if you had just picked them from the soil. Her body so bright of color, her face darkened by a blush as I watched and study her beautiful body move with grace. My eyes faThe Sight2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This