Shizuo is telling:
When I heard that I turned around. There, in front of me, stood my enemy since High School, Izaya. I looked at him.
"What are you doing Shizu-chan?~" said Izaya. He looked really happy, which annoyed me. I hated this flea
"Nothing, flea." I'm sure I looked pissed, but I didn't mind. Then he could see how much I hated him. Why did he have to come back? The only thing he did was annoy people. No one liked him
"Awwish~ Is there something there annoys you?" Izaya Asked.
"No, not something, someone. You annoy me. Why did you even come back? I thought you hated it here?" I took a smoke from my pocket, lightened it.
"You're so mean, Shizu-chan~" said Izaya.
"Why do you look so happy? It pisses me off " I asked him. How could he always be so happy? I almost always felt angry. I sighed. Maybe he'll go away if I don't get angry, I thought to myself.
"Why I'm happy? Hmm I don't know I just am~" he answered. "Well, b
Sickness - ShizayaIzaya was grumpy, miserable and extremely fucking sick. His head was spinning ferociously as he tried to sit up in his bed. He must have been sweating as his clothes stuck to his lithe body. He felt his forehead which felt as if it had been boiled like a kettle- he half expected steam to start sprouting from his ears.Sickness - Shizaya4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Fuck-" He exclaimed as he held his pounding head in his hands. He needed to get up, at least to grab some pain killers for his aching head and body- but his vision was a little blurry and he could hardly move with his aching limbs. He wondered how exactly he had gotten sick in the first place. It must have been when Shizuo had chased him through the freezing snow the other day.
"Damn Shizu-Chan." He cursed, hoping the blonde protozoan was suffering just as much as he was right now but he knew that because of the way Shizuo was it was very unlikely that he could even get sick. The thought made Izaya extremely angry, he had even planned to go to Ikebukuro specifically to p
Into the Dark :: ShizayaInto the DarkInto the Dark :: Shizaya4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
i opened the window, and softly whispered out
「how are you?」
There's no one here, i'm alone in the room
the morning's come, a morning of pouring rain
somebody, wind up my coil...
It had been raining for the past few weeks. Izaya wasn't sure if he was glad for it after all, it matched his mood or if he just wanted to start glaring at the sky for making him feel worse.
Maybe it was both, he really wasn't sure anymore.
He'd retreated to his bedroom early maybe that was a bit of an understatement, it was ten AM and he was curled up by the window after sending Namie off with only a text message not to bother to come in today. The rest of his work he'd shoved off or taken care of with another all-nighter. Namie wouldn't bother him about his health, since all he was to her was basically a walking ATM that happened to be particularly annoying.
Not like he cared about her. Or his health for that matter. It wasn't like he was
Falling and Catching: shizayaThe dark brunette took in a deep breath of the city's polluted air and smiled as he stared out at the sky from the roof of one of the many buildings. The phone beside his ear was spurring out noise, a voice of a woman reminding the man that he still had unfinished papers to finish up although he wasn't focusing on what she was saying, rather it centered around the thought that popped into his mind.Falling and Catching: shizaya5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ah, humans are so interesting. Take Namie Yagiri as an example. She's one of the more intelligent ones but at the same time stupid. The woman fell in love with her brother! How bizzare! He let out a soft chuckle. She lost in the game of love to that stalker girl and I won myself a house wife! With that in mind, he let out his uncontrollable laughter, interrupting Namie's nagging session.
"Orihara," she asked, her voice monotonous. "What exactly is so funny?" She was replied with more laughter and she shook her head in disgust. "Never mind. I'd rather not know." She let out and
Soap Bubbles :: ShizayaSoap BubblesSoap Bubbles :: Shizaya4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Izaya was still shivering from having been stuck outside in the cold for as long as he had been, and internally he was cursing Shiki for being late and leaving him standing there on a street corner like a cheap hooker. Needless to say he still wasn't happy about it he didn't take well to essentially being stood up.
"Something came up, we can talk about that matter tomorrow."
His eyebrow twitched at the memory; his fingers had been too numb to effectively push the buttons on his phone when it went off, and he'd wound up dropping it and missing the call. Luckily, though, Shiki had been kind enough to leave him a message. He'd fumbled with his phone in order to listen to it and he'd been pissed to find out that he'd waited out there for no reason.
What had made it worse that no less than two people had propositioned him, thinking that he actually was a prostitute.
Needless to say, Izaya hadn't been a happy camper when Shizuo had found him there.
Games - ShizayaWARNING! THIS CONTAINS MALEXMALE RELATIONSHIPS, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READGames - Shizaya4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"IZ~A~YA!" Yelled a very furious Shizuo as the informant laughed and ran for his life. A street sign whizzed dangerously close to his head and into the wall at the opposite end of the alley. He quickly turned the corner to escape any future objects from hitting him. The informant stopped, peeping his head around the corner to taunt the fuming blonde who was chasing after him.
"Catch me if you can Shizu-chan!" He quickly ducked his head away as a trashcan flew in his direction, smashing against the wall and falling to the ground in a pile with the broken street sign. Izaya started running again down the new alley, Shizuo never faltering in his chase. Izaya loved this little game they played- he revelled in the reactions that Shizuo made at his taunts and even his mere presence. It excited him to no end- the danger of someone so fervently trying to kill him. He really loved humans- He stopped when he rea
All These Battles :: ShizayaAll These BattlesAll These Battles :: Shizaya4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Izaya could count on one hand the upsides to being sick. There were a lot of downsides, and there was a very good reason why he hated being sick. He always felt completely miserable and that he'd been run over by a truck, then back up over; everything ached and his muscles were tired and sore and stiff. Then there was how his head would be pounding like he had the world's worst hangover, he had a raging fever and if he moved too much the world would sway and swirl around him.
To put it simply, being sick fucking sucks.
One plus is that Namie isn't there to make fun of him. He got lucky, in a way, when he collapsed in that alley. She wouldn't bother to go looking for him and she also wouldn't care to call the police. Instead, she'd just be happy to have some time off. Or something.
Of course, there was the risk of someone finding him who happened to be an enemy. But that wasn't a strong possibility.
He'd gotten lucky. Shizuo had been the one to fin
Shizaya-Numb Chapter 1DISCLAIMER! Sadly, I do not own the wonderful Durarara!! and it's amazing characters. All rights belong to the creators.Shizaya-Numb Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Note This is my first time writing a fan fiction, so if it sucks well...deal with it. I'll accept criticism, but don't say anything unnecessary. Also, this will continue, but I would love feed back first ^^
I don't remember always feeling so numb. Not in the physical sense, but more in the psychological. I used to have friends. People who actually cared about me, wanted to be around me, wanted to make sure I stayed who I was. I know the change wasn't gradual, otherwise people wouldn't have noticed as much. It was just like something in my brain stopped connecting with the other bits, and changed my personality for the worst. Sometimes, I wish I could go back and fix what I did to all those people... No. I don't care about making it better with them I just wish, as if it were possible, that I could make it better with one certa
Away From Here :: ShizayaAway From HereAway From Here :: Shizaya3 years ago in Romance More Like This
So maybe he was pissed off. Yeah it was raining outside correction: it wasn't just raining, it was a full-blown thunderstorm outside and he was completely soaked, but that was totally unimportant. Well, maybe not; it just contributed to his already crappy mood.
He'd woken up that morning to find out that his heater had broken again so his apartment was freezing. Then he'd burnt his toast and been late for work. Once at work, three people had managed to piss him off; the last of which had decided that it would be an absolutely brilliant idea to dump their coffee all over his shirt and vest. And to top it all off, a bird had crapped on him when he'd finally gotten off work.
Then it had started to rain, which the sky had been threatening to do all day.
So, needless to day, Shizuo had had a really crappy day and he was grumpy and on edge and pissed off.
And since he was in the area, he figured that the best idea would be to drop in on Izaya; either to ge
The Story You Don't KnowThe Story you Don't KnowThe Story You Don't Know4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I didn't say it, I couldn't say it.
Izaya leaned against the wall of the alley, sliding down it until he was sitting hunched up against it. The burning in his eyes was ignored and he balled his hands up into fists. He was frustrated and angry with himself, and that all too familiar ache in his chest refused to go away; living with it for years hadn't made it any easier, and it had just gotten harder to ignore over the years.
Whoever said that time healed all wounds was full of bullshit. Izaya dearly wanted to punch them. He wished that he had Shizuo's strength so that it would hurt more when he did.
Shizu-chan... He couldn't deny it, just seeing the other made his heart thud wildly in his chest and made his mind race with all the possibilities ones that he'd given up on even dreaming about but his mind kept tormenting him with them that would never come true. Too many years had been spent pushing the other away to repair their
A very Shizaya ChristmasIt was finally Christmas Day and Izaya was bored. He loved humans but as of yet, even with all this Christmas hype and cheer, none of them were making anything interesting or out of the ordinary happen. He decided it was time to pay his favorite human a visit; he had an idea of what he wanted for Christmas from the bartender he so adored.A very Shizaya Christmas3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Oh Shizu-chaaaaan," He drawled cheerfully, "where are yoooou?" Jumping off the railing he had been perched on, Izaya adjusted his Santa hat and stuffed his hands into the warm pockets of his black fur trimmed hoodie. Humming a little Christmas carol, he went in search of his favorite blonde.
"Shizu-chaaaaaan!" Shizuo turned at the sound of a familiar voice calling out his name. He was shocked to see Izaya running up to him, a Santa hat sitting snugly atop his head of smooth raven locks.
Izaya grinned cheerfully, waving his hand in the air as he dashed towards Shizuo. The informant was faster than Shizuo thought he was. Before Shizuo could react and
Shizaya Fanfiction Part 1 KitsuzayaShizaya Fanfiction Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Written from the perspective of Heiwajima Shizuo. ShizuoXIzaya, DONT LIKE DONT READ DONT FLAME. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!)
It all started when I saw this pathetic thing by the side of the road. It was a small thing. Very fragile, and very pale. A fox. But it wasn't just any fox; damnit, if it was I wouldn't be this damned irritated! I took pity on it. Who wouldn't? It was raining and it wasn't even in a box. It was just...lying there. I thought it was dead, but a slight shiver that trembled through it's lithe body told me otherwise. It didn't look normal either, it was a darker orange than any other fox. In fact, the colors of it's fur strands were mixed, brown, gold, red, orange, black...it had them all.
Anyway. I couldn't just leave it to die. I picked it up, low and behold it fit right into the palm of my hand.
...at the time, it did.
"Hey! Oi!" I said, shoving the fox's snout away from my nose. "I'm trying to read here!"
My name is Heiwajima Shizuo. I'm a teacher
SHIZAYA Come Back To Me Ch.1BeepSHIZAYA Come Back To Me Ch.13 years ago in Romance More Like This
The horrid color of the curtains.
The smell of sickness and death.
A horrible feeling in the air.
Someone must be dying
The steady and a repetitive beat of the heart monitor continued its course in this room. It was a single, perfect chorus until
"Where is he?"
A loud crash, the sound of something breaking synced with the yelling voice.
"Sir, please, we need you to calm down and wait." A more collected speaker said as men grabbed the guest's arms holding and pulling him back.
"Fuck you! What room is he in? Tell Me!" Struggling against the hold the man yelled.
A man grabbed his radio and pressed it to his lips frantically. "Ah Michael we have a-" The trespasser snatched the device from the other's hand and held it to his own loud mouth.
"Forget it!" Within seconds the radio was crushed in his palm. Angry eyes faced terrified individuals. "I will ask again! Where is Izaya's-" His vision slowly faded, not even noticing the syringe that was now acquainted wi
ActionsIzaya clamped his eyes shut in pain as he was repeatedly slammed against the cold, hard alley wall behind him. The scent of blood filled his nostrils, presumably his own blood, and he dug in his pockets in search of his beloved flick blade. His oppressor, none other than Shizu-chan himself, noticed his movements and slapped the blade away before Izaya had the chance to cut him.Actions5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His blade clattering to the ground, Izaya's eyes flicker with fear as his only means of defense lay yards away from him but tries his best to maintain his cocky attitude. "Is that all you g-got, Shizu-chan?" The hold on his already ruined shirt tightened.
He was slammed against the wall again and he swore he heard his head crack. "You think this is funny, huh flea?" Shizuo snarled and Izaya could smell the nicotine on his breath and almost puked. "This is where you finally die."
His mind was rushing for ideas, anything that could get him out of this farce. Words never worked on Shizuo, he'd always ignore every w
DRRR: Violence to InnocenceDisclaimor: I do not own Durarara!! or it's characters! I own nothing!DRRR: Violence to Innocence4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Summary: After an incident, Shizuo Heiwajima is turned into a baby! What will happen when Izaya Orihara finds out and is stuck taking care of the strongest man in Ikebukuro who is now an infant?! Read and find out!
It was midnight in Ikebukuro. The streetlights were shining and the cars were driving by fast. Izaya Orihara was walking along the sidewalk, with a little skip in his step. He had his creepy little grin on his face as he spun around once. Tonight felt like a good night, he didn't know why but he just felt like something fascinating was going to happen. Not particularly good, and definatly not bad. It felt so intriguing! It excited the raven-haired informant. Izaya laughed a little and smirked as he thought to himself, 'What a great night to be alive! I wonder what waits ahead of me around this corner!' Izaya turned the corner and was slightly dissapointed not seeing anything interesting. Then he regained
THE ACT OF BOREDOM: a izuo lemon [YAOI]He sat in his spiny chair looking at his computer, he sighs at the thought of nothing to do. There were no one’s lives to mess with and no one online he groaned “Ugh! There is nothing to do today! Wait a minute I do have something to do! I’ll go pay a visit to my shizu-chan~” Izaya got up from his chair fast leaving it spinning in circles and rushing out of the door while putting on his jacket. A few hours later he arrived at Ikebukuro and he headed towards the south entrance of the park ‘Good now all I have to do is find shizu-chan and we can play!’ Izaya scanned the streets and the park for the blonde bartender, but he was nowhere to be seen. “Err, where can that brute can be?” he mumbled to himself. He then headed to Russia sushi to see if he was hanging there. ‘Chime’ goes the bell as he walked in “AWW! Izaya you come to Russia sushi yes? Sushi good no?” Simon saids approaching the fur coated man. “SorryTHE ACT OF BOREDOM: a izuo lemon [YAOI]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shizaya Short Story"Ugh I'm starving..." Shizuo grumbled as he walked down the street.Shizaya Short Story5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"YoHo!!!! Shizzie-chaaaan~" Izaya waved from behind him.
Shizuo turned around and immediately threw the first object he saw at Izaya.
Izaya put both of his hand on his head ,'Owww! Shizzie-chaaaan!!"
Shizuo looked at Izaya for the first time he looked like he was in pain
"H-Hey Izaya are you alright?" Shizuo walked up and put his hand on Izayas head ruffling his hair.
Izaya looked up and grinned," Oh? Are you trying to make me feel better Shizuo you know what would make me feel better." Izaya got up and his hand on Shizuos cheek.
Shizuo blushed ,"IDIOT!!!!!" He picked up a vending machine and threw it at Izaya as Izaya ran away.
"IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOOOTTT!!!!" Shizuo ran after Izaya.
"Oh by the way all that crying and stuff was fake!!!" Izaya laughed as he continued running away.
ShizuoXReader:Don't Mess With Me! pt.2ShizuoXReader:Don't Mess With Me! pt.23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
ShizuoXReader: DON'T MESS WITH ME! PT.2
A/N: Now with more trolling to enjoy .rololololol
"Trolololol ." You said to yourself, as you thought of what to do next . "Oh I know now! I'll ..
You started to walk out of the alley and turned to walk down the street, humming to yourself as you thought of your plan carefully.
You walked down the street and headed to a certain bar . . .
The one that Shizuo worked at.
You gave off a troll like grin as you opened the door and walked right in. You looked up and as usual, Shizuo was not there. You went up to the bar counter and asked the server where he was. He told you that he was out on break, but would be back soon.
You thanked them as you sat on one of the stools and waited, still hiding the pack of cigs in your pocket.
You couldn't wait to see the look on Shizuo's face when he walked in . . .
I chased that damn flea fo
Complications -A Shizaya fanfiction Ch 1-Complications -A Shizaya fanfiction Ch 1-3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The informer put his feet up on his desk and leaned back in his chair, arms behind his head, and sighed.
"You seem to be at peace Orihara." Namie spoke, glancing over top of her magazine.
"And why should I not be? Everything is going just. As. Planned." He took pauses between the last three words and gave his signature Izaya grin.
"Okay, and what would that be?"
"Oh, Shizu-chan's precious little brother is in for another surprise today."
"Can't you leave that man alone?" Namie asked. "Why do you like to put him in these situations. He's the only one you focus on yourself. On your own requests."
Izaya blinked. "What do you mean?"
"All you think about, when you're not working on another person's order for you, is ways to mess with Heiwajima. Why are you so fixated on this man?" Namie stared at Izaya for an answer, her hand under her chin daintily.
"Hmmm that's a good question Namie. A very good question " He paused, trying to think of an answer for her
EnglandXReader RequestIt was the morning of Valentines Day. You walked down the hallways of your school. Almost everyone was giving cards, flowers, or chocolates to their sweet hearts, and then kissing each other.EnglandXReader Request3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed, this day was like torture to people like you. People that had no special someone to give chocolates or flowers to. Sure you gave stuff to your friends, and they gave you things in return, but there was no one to say "I love you" to in a more-than-friends way.
"Yo, (name)!" a loud voice said behind you. You turned around and smiled to see your friend Alfred running up to you with his two brothers. Though it wasn't Alfred you were smiling at, you were smiling at his older brother Arthur. You've had a crush on Arthur for a long time now, but there was no way you were going to tell him. He was the guy in school that all of the other girls wanted to be with. And compared to them you just seemed so plain. Arthur deserved better than you.
"Happy Valentines Day (name)!" Alfred handed you
Love and HateDead.Love and Hate5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Izaya Orihara is dead.
And the flea wasn't even killed by me.
He was hit by a goddamn truck.
I dropped the T.V. remote, my mouth hanging open. The newscaster droned on, but I wasn't listening. They hadn't released any names, but the face I saw was undoubtedly the flea. We had battled on the streets of Ikebukuro again last night, and he was perfectly fine! How could go and get himself killed? And by a truck, of all things. How ironic.
The thing that started it was the one that ended it all.
A flurry of emotions passed through me: disbelief, confusion, frustration, and anger. I screamed out in rage and slammed my fist into the table. "Idiotic flea! You get away unscathed every time I try to kill you! How the hell did you die from getting hit by a truck?!"
And softly: "I'm the only one who's allowed to kill you. You can't be dead."
My mind replayed last night's events. No, not like that, you pervert! We were trying to kill each other, as usual
I hurled the cl
Don't Ask :: ShizayaDon't AskDon't Ask :: Shizaya3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The skirt kept ridding up and he kept pulling it down, feeling just a little uncomfortable with how short it was. It was considerably shorter than anything he would have chosen for himself if he'd been given the choice and it made him look cheap. And he was most certainly not cheap and he would cut anyone who said he was.
He was not going to ask what Namie had been doing with such a short skirt; he just did not want to know.
What mattered was that he'd gotten what he'd been looking for and he could go home and take off the ridiculously high heels that he was teetering on and massage some kind of feeling back into his legs.
If he didn't kill himself first.
Given that it was so late, there wasn't really a need to concern himself about being recognized and him stumbling down the street because his ankles were burning just made him look like a woman who was stumbling home after partying a little too hard. That was the problem, though.
The problem were the men who se
Counter Illumination :: ShizayaCounter IlluminationCounter Illumination :: Shizaya3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The pattern of it all started back in high school, maybe a few months after they'd first met. Neither of them could pin done the start of it to a specific date, but there was a general time when they could both agree on it starting.
Sure, they might not have gotten along too well and they fought a lot more than was probably healthy; but it did wind up in one very strange, but functional relationship for the both of them. It wasn't one that they talked much about with anyone else. It was their little secret.
Shizuo didn't ask a lot of questions when Izaya randomly climbed in through his bedroom window late one evening and looking as though he'd just crawled out of a dumpster. His hair was a disaster and he was completely soaking wet not to mention the smell, which was just unpleasant to put it lightly from the rain and his eyes looked a little dull.
He didn't say anything. He just pulled out some towels from his closet and an old shirt and a spa
Hot water - FrUKArthur Kirkland was on a top secret mission. He had told no one, not even his closest allies, for this (self-imposed) assignment was fraught with dangers beyond the capacities of all but the most skilled and fearless of men (meaning himself of course). No other undertaking in the history of the world had had higher stakes than this. If successful, it would cause changes so radical they would rock the very foundations of the Earth! For there was no greater challenge than this: to successfully spy on Francis Bonnefoy in the shower.Hot water - FrUK4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Arthur blushed, his back pressed against the closet wall in his target's spacious bedroom. Alfred would jeer at him if he knew what he was doing, or suggest (with that infuriating eyebrow waggle) there were romantic, perverted ulterior motives involved. And to be quite Britishly frank, there was nothing farther from the truth. Arthur hated the man. Any sane person would despise someone who floated about spouting all that love and romance nonsense
Migraines-Spamano"Sheesh, isn't that idiot awake yet?"Migraines-Spamano3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lovino Vargas, personification of South Italy, sat back in his chair in his boyfriend's kitchen. It wasn't usual that Lovino woke up before that annoying Spanish bastard, so the Italian was a little curious as to why Antonio wasn't up yet.
The couple's morning usually operated as such. Antonio would wake up at an extremely early time in the morning and start working on some really elaborate breakfast that completely wasn't needed. After a few hours of working, he would then go back into their bedroom to wake Lovino with a smile, the Italian growling about how he didn't want to get up, even though he did so anyway. Once they've sat down an eaten, they would get on to what ever they had to do that day...which usually involved Antonio bothering Lovino at terrible times in the day.
It was different today since Antonio wasn't up and smiling like usual. This morning was just to...foreign.
"I better go see whats up...stupid moron." Lovino sighed irritably