His Buddy, Optimus"His Buddy, Optimus"His Buddy, Optimus1 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
I'm Baggie. I used to live by the dumpster behind that Fancy Italian Restaurant off the corner of Broadmore 'n' 33rd street. The kids called me Baggie 'cause I carried a worn out plastic bag with me ev'rywhere I went. Inside were trinkets I've had with me since I can remember.
There was a tarnished, golden ring inside, flat as the cracked sidewalk I lived on. I think I stepped on it once, but I still carried it in my bag. I think it belonged to my dad, if I had a dad. At least, I'd like to think it came from my dad, 'cause I don't remember.
There was also this red book with pages torn up 'n' stained so bad you couldn't tell what was on 'em. There's a faded picture of a white rabbit wearin' cloths on the cover of it. I can't read, but I still carried it in my bag. I liked to look at the pictures inside sometimes at night before I went to bed. I dunno why, but I always felt pretty darn happy after seein' some of the pictures of thos
where god is a butcherwhere god is a butcher5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
there is a slaughterhouse
where the hungry men reincarnate
as bulls. a cleaver spattered in red
teases: chase me, chase me now,
caresses a thigh, then thrusts
its tongue like a knife.
he hangs in wet pieces.
the street salivates with rain,
swallows the leaves
that once lined the way.
a boy eyes his flank,
an old man trades silver
for his feet, a girl enters
and passes him by.
if he had lips
or life, he would beg,
daughter, it is i!
but she chews the fat
with the cashier: a new child,
weather, supper plans after
mass for her widowed mother.
she wraps him in the morning
paper, tucks him in her bag.
the butcher tears his apron
as the clouds gnash above.
she rubs salt against his flesh,
kneads wine into his back, stiff
and splayed on a wooden rack.
slipped into warm jaws,
he finally softens:
contented to be
the last meal.
tomorrow, a lamb will be born
TDF WeaponsTDF Weapons3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
TDF weapons database
Main Turret Artillery
Tachyon Artillery: Tachyons are slowed down below light speed by a gravitation trap with rotating polarization (changing direction), that is the reason why the tachyon gun is U- shaped, and fires two pulses per shot. The tachyons want to get back over light speed, and accelerate after leaving the gun, when they hit matter they lose their strange energy and transform the matter into antimatter, and break through the lightbarrier. The destructive effect is because of this caused by the antimatter, so the usage of tachyon guns in atmosphere is limited to zero, also in space the range is limited due to the exhaust of ships engines and interstellar gas, this causes the red color of the pulses.
Effective range: mostly used in mid distance combat (100 000km), maximal effective shot was one Ls (lightsecond = 300 000km), but had limited effectivity, due to the high loss of tachyons
muzzlespeed = 0.5 c up to0.75 c
mostly used in destructiv
I Don't COMPLETELY Hate YouI Don't COMPLETELY Hate YouI Don't COMPLETELY Hate You4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Today was Kami's birthday, so he wanted to avoid everyone as much as possible. Having people be so damn happy and telling him crud like Happy Birthday got on his nerves. So he was chilling in his room when SHE, Demi, just HAD to burst into his room.
"Kami!" she squeeled. "I made you a birthday cake, with Capu's help, of course. This one didn't become part of the bowl, this time!" she said proudly and held up a carrot cake, sloppily iced and a bit crooked.
Kami stared at the cake, then twitched his lips in disgust. "Don't want it."
Oh, don't be like that, have a tast-" Demi started, untill she tripped and the cake flew into the air, landing on Kami's head.
"Um, Kami, remember that contract you sighned? You know, the one that sais you can't kill me?" Demi said nervously.
Kami set down his knife, and walked out of the room, heading for the bathroom.
Moments later, Kami came back into his room, freshly clean.
And stood at the doorway in shock. His
I'm In Love With YouI'm In Love With You4 years ago in Romance More Like This
They lay in the grass
watching clouds go by
whispering to each other
about how they wish they could fly
They point out the shapes
as their hands link together
and Touko confesses
she feels as light as a feather
N says he's in love
and she wonders who
to which he responds
Touko, I'm in love with you.
You play too much Ace Combat?You play too much Ace Combat?8 years ago in Humor More Like This
After a research made trough different forums and website dealing with the gaming subject "Ace Combat"... we found out that this game can cause a serious change in a persons personality and behaviour. This happens often because the players of Ace Combat are often to addicted to that game.
You play too much Ace Combat when:
-You downloaded from the internet all the soundtracks from Ace Combat... including the one of Ace Combat Advance and even the ripoff soundtrack from AC6 demo.
-When a friend of yours convinces you to do something, you reply "Let's do this Garuda 1!".
-You pick a favourite country of AC world according to your own nationality; USA=Osea, Germany=Belka, Russia=Yuktobania, etc.
-You don't find an AC nation comparable to your country, you create your own new country in AC world and you make a whole new Ace Combat version.
-When you're on the shower or bored you normaly whistle, but you whistle AC5 and AC6 main themes.
-You're counting the days until the Circum-Pacific War
The Emperor of MankindThe Emperor of MankindThe Emperor of Mankind6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Special Rules: Superhuman Presence, The Hope of Mankind, Master-Psyker, Golden Light, Psychic Empowerment, God Amongst Men, Primarch, Gargantuan Creature ((except for movement, outnumbering, and the end of the assault rule).
Wargear: Offensive and Defensive Grenades, The Eagle's Talon, The Flaming Sword.
Superhuman Presence: The Emperor is the pinnacle of all that Mankind can hope to be - impossibly beautiful, flawless in form. Such is his presence on the field of battle that any friendly model with LOS to the Emperor counts as Fearless, gains +1 A, and may use his leadership value for leadership tests.
The Eagle's Talon: A mastery of craftsmanship, the Eagle's Talon is one of the symbols of the Emperor's power as much as it is a potent weapon in its own right. It makes the Emperor's attacks reroll to wound in close-combat.
The Flaming Sword: A bla
Kenji UMVC3 MovesetKenji UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset
Game Series: Red Earth
First Appearance: Red Earth (1998)
HP: 1,000,000 HP points
Energy Projection: 3
Fighting Ability: 7
Assist Alpha: Ichi-Monji (Normal) (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: Homura-Tsumuji
Assist Beta: Ichi-Monji (Fire Burst) (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: Homura-Tsumuji
Assist Gamma: Spinning Kick (Direct, Front)
Assist HC: Homura-Tsumuji
Kenji will be standing with his back turned to the opponent, on his head he's wearing a big hat. He will then throw it off and pull out his twin blades, facing the opponent and getting into his fighting stance.
#1: I will defeat you
#2: There's nothing that I cannot defeat
#3: For the good of my village I will destroy you.
#4: You're outskilled surrender while you still can.
Against Deadpool/Strider: Come Ninja warrior I shall test your skills&
Republic Commando ChroniclesI sat there .my DC-17 all ready to go, my kit was ready, Sarge had briefed us, our mission was to head to Mygeeto to destroy this droid facility, we were supposed to pave the way for Aki Mundis and his contingent to take over the planet. Little did we know this mission had a very low survival rate.Republic Commando Chronicles8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
12 hrs prior.
We were awakened from sleep to be briefed on this new mission. My old unit had been destroyed on Geonosis, and well I was to be re assigned. The name is Don I was Code Named Reaper for my incredible Sniper Skills, I took out the leader of the Geonosian Contingent on route to our mission LZ from an LAAT Gunship, I was given a medal of valor for my efforts. But my unit was destroyed on the mission, I lost my brothers, due to a EMP grenade which shut down our HUDs so we were unable to communicate with one another, the droids came out of no where, they were quick and fast, I had just barely made it out. Before the cave walls came crashing down crushing my legs and the re
Ikuno Tsukino :Profile:Ikuno Tsukino :Profile:5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ikuno (生野) Tsukino (月野) 幾 奶
Name Meaning: The kanji for Ikuno’s name means “Pure Field” and is also the name several places (including a dam) in Japan; Tsukino means “of the moon” or “moon field”.
Age: 26-27 (pre-Shippuden) 29-30 (Shippuden)
Birthday: December 30th (Capricorn)
Occupation: Ambassador between Kirigakure and Konohagakure
Place of Birth: Kirigakure (Village Hidden in the Mist)
Current Residence: Konohagakure (Village Hidden in the Leaves)
Ninja Rank: ANBU (Hunter-Nin Corps)
Paired With: Possibly Yamato
Academy Graduation Age: 8
Chuunin Promotion Age: 11
Friends: Shimizu Satsuma, Yamato, Maito Gai, Kakashi Hatake, Iruka Umino, Kurenai Yuhi
Nicknames: Flat-chest, Shorty, Pretty “Boy”
Weapons: Senbon, Kunai Knives, Shuriken, Nunchaku, Poisons, Wire, Exploding Tags
Meet CeriCeri happily moved throughout the woods around her cave. She always enjoyed scavanging, because she never found the same thing twice. "Hello, dryad," she said cheerily to an ordinary tree, "your kind is awful quiet, isn't it?"Meet Ceri6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
She suspected that she had just been sleepy the time she saw that tree move, since it had never replied to her, but just incase it was a stubborn dryad, she'd keep greeting it until it slipped her mind. Besides, it was nice enough to drop lots of kindling for her. Leaves littered the ground around it, as well as several twigs and branches dropped by scuttling animals. With a quirky cheeriness, she began gathering the various bits of plant she found on the ground when she heard a voice.
"Crikey!" the voice exclaimed, "Looks like we've stumbled upon an Australian Redback Dridder! Now, these creatures are named after the half-spider, half-drow aberrations -Driders- from the ever-famous Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game, but this species is generally MUCH bigger,
Ceri the InventorThe sky above Felarya began to fade into darkness. The arboreal frogs croaked loudly, replacing the daytime buzz of Boom bees. Evening was falling. Evening was Ceri's favorite time of day. In the middle of her small clearing, the Redback dridder eagerly stacked the branches she had gathered from the jungle floor that day, frequently checking the sky to see the pretty sunset.Ceri the Inventor6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Her new hat, bound with webbing to prevent its falling apart again, shaded her eyes while she worked, which was a pleasant side-effect of wearing it. She had only made it on impulse, but she really enjoyed having something all her own. She grabbed a couple of flint rocks and began clicking them together. She had done it so many times before that it was only a practiced motion to ignite the kindling.
Ceri had always loved fire. There was something about it that enticed her. The way it turned objects black or grey or into liquid or into dust, the bold, ever-changing plume of grey that came from it, the warmth that co
Dear DeathDear Death,Dear Death1 year ago in Letters More Like This
Do you still remember the first time we met? It was in Kindergarten. I was going down a slide and then the string on the hood of my jacket got caught on the banister and I was choking. I wanted to scream for help but I could only stare forward with my bulging eyes and hanging tongue, until the teacher saw me struggling and untied the string so that I could breathe. "Don't be afraid now," she told me. "You're safe."
I didn't see you again, Death, until many years later. Middle School--when people were busy trying to find their partners on the dance floor during P.E., you and I were already locked in a nightmarish salsa no one else could see. I held the cup of water in one hand while you held the uncapped bottle of pills in the other. And the moment I reached out to you to take them, that's when people saw us dancing and pulled me away. "What the hell were you thinking?" they asked me. "Come back and stay with us."
But even though we weren't moving in macabre unison, the musi
Jora BioGeneralJora Bio7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Size: 67 feet
Hair: Long hair, blond (often a ponytail)
Jora was basically a human who worked for a research group by order of the government. During a check-up on an artifact a little accident happened. Jora was transformed into a giantess and her body was transported on magical way to Felarya. Since this day she lifes as a giantess in the world of predators even if she still need some time to become familiar with her new body and also the fact that now humans are her favored food.
She is a very shy and careful person, she thinks very much about her actions and she always try to be friendly and nice to other creatures. She is very kind-hearted and is also very loyal to her friends. If anybody of them need her help he can be sure shell help without hesitation. Actually she is living together with the giantess Marya in a big cave not very far away from the great tree which was th
Muti and Eviscera AnalysisSubject Analysis - Eviscera and Muti-LantraMuti and Eviscera Analysis5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Due to the Miracles of science, both are chronologically 5 years old - but it would have taken them close to 50 years to age to the point that are naturally
Both have long black hair that goes to the smalls of their backs, dark brown skin, and 4 yellow eyes. Their humanoid halves are that of fit and attractive women. Both are decently endowed, and have slightly varying patterns here and there on their skin - For example Eviscera seems to have a few stripes along her back where Muti has spots here and there. Both have 4 arms on their torso as well, with their top pair having normal hands with clawed fingers rather than nails. The bottom pair do not have hands however, but instead have large, serrated, and extremely sharp scythes-which they generally keep tucked close to their bodies to give the appearance of just having 2 arms (though Muti is more prone to brandishing hers a
Sammy BioSammy Bio6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Hair Color: Black with green high lights
Eye Color: Green
Sammy was just a normal human on earth at the age of 17 she was going no were with her life so she joined the U.S. Army after Boot camp she was sent over to the Philippines but she never made it there instead her ship was coat in a storm and her ship submerged in a whirl pool and her along with a few friends were through over board by the time they awoke something was wrong as Sammy was now 60" feet tall! she only knew this because her boyfriend Halo who she fell in love with at boot camp had jumped in to save her was now as big as her finger!
Her and Halo wandered the Jungle of Felarya until they met Scala the encounter started off bad as Scala ate Halo and Sammy beat Scala up and forced Scala to spit Halo out. but after that they beca
Bifocles and ContaculonThe Tale of Bifocles and ContaculonBifocles and Contaculon8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By Nellie Melton
Binoculus, the god of glass, was a lonely god. Being the god of glass, he was fragile in all ways, both physically and emotionally. Since his feelings were often hurt, he was not very well liked, and was visited only by the god of depression and upset, Angstes. One day, when Angstes was supposed to show up to play cards with him, he was nowhere to be found. The truth was, Angstes had become caught up in a web of teenage drama emitting from a high school somewhere, and could not make it to Binoculus's home.
This made Binoculus very upset, as he knew very well how lonely he was, and he wished dearly that he would one day be able to have a son to keep him company. Magenera, the goddess of giving, heard this, and swooped down to see him. She ended up bearing him a son, who was named Bifocles, the glasses god. Magenera was delighted with this new invention the boy could create, and in her usual giving way, she flew down to Earth an
Vale BioGeneralVale Bio7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Figure: trained and well formed
Hair: Very short, brown hair.
Vale is the daughter of a trader family. She grew up very well with her family and had a good and sheltered life. She had always a special attribute; Vale is able to move completely noiseless. Every step she took didnt make any noise and she made a lot of funny things with this ability. But with this specialness other people noticed here and so also the mercenaries from the Reptiles Eye under the leadership of Commander Warlaron. He took Vale to his side and gave her family only one choice; to cooperate or to die together with her daughter. From this time on Vale was a member of the Reptiles Eye and only the notion that she would meet her family again someday gave her enough power to keep on her living will. What Vale never knew is the fact that Warlaron killed her family three years later as
AC: From the Coffin chapter 1AC: From the Coffin chapter 19 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Great Destruction – an event that supposedly wiped out the surface of the Earth, leaving only one underground city to cradle humanity until it could return the surface. To make sure that humanity didn't repeat its mistake and wipe itself out once and for all, an
Artificial Intelligence known as the Controller was given the right to decide all of the major choices each citizen in this city, or "Layered" as it would be called, would make. Three large Corporate entities were eventually formed, and each was under the influence of the Controller:
• Mirage -the largest of the three Corporations, and arguably the most powerful.
• Crest -the second largest Corporation and the only true rival to Mirage.
• Kisaragi -a small Corporation producing unique technology, by which it holds its own against the other powers.
Of these three major powers, none could ever be the true victor because the Controller would always balance them out. One way of doing so was through the use of Ravens. R