South Park: A Whole New TownSouth Park: A Whole New Town3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's never easy moving to a new town.
You leave behind your friends; your family; all the familiar places you've known and loved since you were born, and head to some unknown place where nobody even knows your name. All you can do is hope that the townsfolk aren't all complete wackos and that you'll be able to make a couple of friends to show you around.
You stare out of the car window and watch as the endless snow-covered hills roll by. It's been a while since you've seen any signs of civilization. The town you're heading to really is in the middle of nowhere.
An old wooden sign reading SOUTH PARK flies past your window. A man's voice from the front of the car break the silence.
"Wake up, honey, we're here!"
"Huh? Wha-? Oh, good. You remember which street is ours?" came the sleepy voice of a young woman.
"Not exactly, could you check the map? Think I threw it into the back seat earlier." said the first voice, with a hint of uncertainty.
"Alright, let's se AHH!"
The woman scream
He's Got A HeartSeeing me makes you angryHe's Got A Heart4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Seeing you makes me smile
You hate me
I like you
There's a softer side to you
Somewhere .I think
Deep deep down
No, keep digging
Even though every time we meet
It seems like I'm always covered in burses at the end
I don't care
Deep deep down there's a softer side
However there's something I'll never forget
That day where you let your softer side show
Though you'll hate me for having to remind you of it
Deep deep down I knew you had a heart
Your Black and Red scales and sharp teeth
Something that others fear
You strike fear in me
That makes you smile
Bringing pain to me is what you do
But I know I'll complain and cry
So I'll try not to just for you
If I can remember
Even though I'm a Bagon, you're a dragon
I'm Leon, your Razor
We're different trust me I know
I'll admire you
You'll hate me
Coexisting is something we can't seem to do
That's normal right?
However when your softer side showed
When I was able to show affection
When you were able to
Pooh's Adventurers vs. amimizuno1994We start off in Reeses basement where he and Yakko have just made a trailer for a new Pooh's Adventures movie. The movie itself features sloppily compiled clips of every Squidward abuse scene from Spongebob along with clips from other out of context cartoons. They release the trailer onto YouTube.Pooh's Adventurers vs. amimizuno19948 months ago in Humor More Like This
Reese: I can't wait to make the movie! Die Squidward die!
Yakko: Yep! we're geniuses in every way possible! I wonder what the people'll think about our new movie.
Somewhere in Germany, a 20 year old woman named Christina (amimizuno) comes across the trailer while doing a random search on YouTube.
Christina: Pooh's Adventures of Cheer Up Squiddy? Interesting...
*Christina watches the video and is appaled by what she sees*
Christina: Those... BASTARDS! It's bad enough that I had to deal with the Squidward abuse in the new Spongebob episodes, now they take it into overkill!? *she sees the description in the video* Holding auditions at my place. Cartoon characters only.... Hmmm..... definately wo
Cheerleader"So where are we going?"Cheerleader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I told you Jesse, its a surprise," his mother replied, adjusting her hand position on the steering wheel.
"I don't like surprises. Just tell me."
"Well… I signed you up for a new activity," she said with a smile.
"But... what about the Chess Club?" Jesse stuttered.
"You can still do the Chess Club Jesse. But now you'll have another fun activity as well."
They pulled up to the school and Jesse's mom opened his door for him, and then grabbed his hand as soon as he put his feet on the pavement, and led him into the school. She opened the door to the gymnasium, and walked over to the only other person in the room.
The woman looked young, probably around 24. And she was very thin, with well kept blonde hair. Her toned body was emphasized with a brown velour track suit.
The woman looked up as Jesse and his mom app
Story Reimagining: VexxStory Reimagining: Vexx4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Based on the video game
She was the crown jewel of the Kynan system, a planet of supreme beauty, ancient heritage and natural splendor, home to a thousand species living in relative harmony. Decades of peace gave rise to the multi-racial group of scientists and explorers called The Astani, devoting themselves to exploring the furthest reaches of the universe. Presumably this was for the betterment of all life on Astara and many benefits did come from their experiments and explorations but as time drew on the Astani decided that their work took precedence over any considerations for others outside of their inner circle. They began exploiting the lives and lands of the various tribes of Astara subtly to gain access to hidden secrets and push their influence further. This culminated in the discovery of an antique method for opening portals into other universes. Some of the Astani were against this as potentially dangerous, but a majority believed the risks were w
Happy Maid Happy MaidHappy Maid4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hello, you have reached the Goddess Assistance Agency. Please hold while we transfer the next available Goddess."
With that, the 72-inch plasma TV in the room glowed brightly as the form of divinity arrived in the high-rise apartment. The light subsided and the figure landed gracefully. With her waist-length platinum hair, dusky skin, and trademark revealing purple clothing, Urd had arrived on her first mission as a First-class Goddess. It was time to grant the first of what would hopefully be many succ
Call for a Change: Prom Date Jesse was on his way to the bar when his cell phone rang.Call for a Change: Prom Date5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Apricot Parmesan," the voice said. Jesse's eyes glazed over and he sat up straight, but still continued to drive safely. "Go to the corner of Lincoln and Amhurst. Park anywhere you can."
Following the orders, Jesse took the next right and headed into the Spring Gardens suburb, seeming to know where to go by instinct. Coming to the shady intersection, he turned onto Amhurst and parked near the corner.
"Turn into a short, 17-year-old, redheaded girl named Martha Finkle. You're wearing a lime green prom dress and heels," the voice said.
Jesse's form diminished from 5'10" to 5'1" while his waist narrowed, his hips widened and his just puffed out. His long-sleeve shirt shrank away from dainty hands and arms, forming a sp
Girls Night OutGirls Night OutGirls Night Out3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
by Amber Smithe
It's a quiet night and Luke is sitting peacefully on his couch watching TV. He's a pretty good looking guy at 6 feet tall with brown eyes and brown hair. Luke enjoyed his quiet nights at home, just sitting around in shorts and a shirt with slippers on his feet. Sometimes it just felt nice to get away from the noise and relax. At least he would have stay relaxing, if he hadn't heard knocking at the door.
"I'm coming!", he said as he went and opened the door.
As he opened it, he is amazed at what he sees on the other side. It's a woman. Not just any woman, but a total hottie. A definite 10! She has long blonde hair, pretty blue eyes, and she's wearing a purple mini dress that really shows off her wonderful cleveage and beautiful legs and at the end of those legs were a pair of matching opened toed heels that show off her dainty feet. She was so hot and sexy! And here she is at his door. What could she want? Whatever it is, Luke wanted to make sure he'd be
Brainwashing - TSP Episode 2Threadbare South ParkBrainwashing - TSP Episode 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #2: "Brainwashing"
(TSP Season 1 Episode 2)
</i>NOTE: I do not own South Park, but I wish I did. This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language and a surprisingly tolerable original character. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. Enjoy.</i>
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
There are police cars, ambulances, and fire trucks in front of Charlie's house. Kyle is wrapped in a blanket on the curb, looking terrified. He's holding a baby boy, and Becca is sitting next to him.
Becca: Is Charlie okay?
Kyle: I don't know.
Becca: Where's my mommy?
Kyle: I don't know.
What he doesn't know Never hurt him-TG CaptionWhat he doesn't know Never hurt him-TG Caption8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mary walked into the bedroom wearing a gorgeous dress. Stan looked over to her confused. “Hey hun I thought you were supposed to be going out?” He said his eyes darting from the T.V to his wife.
Mary walked over and sat on the edge of the bed. “They all canceled,” She said. “There’s a lot of traffic on Courtney and Jenn’s end and they wouldn’t be able to make the party.”
“Oh well I’m sorry to hear about that honey I know you really wanted to go.” Stan picked up the remote and started channel surfing.
“Yeah…wish I could still go,” Mary said twirling her thumbs.
“But you need another person huh?” Stan asked.
“Yep,” Mary looked up at her husband whose eyes were glued to the television. Mary looked down at the beer in her husband’s hand.
“Hey Hun your beer’s empty do you want me to go grab you another one?”
Stan’s eyes drifted down to
SuperstitiousSuperstitious2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ian was a believer in superstitions. If there were a narrow hallway with a ladder blocking it, he'd go around; if he tipped to salt, he'd throw some over his shoulder; even a black cat would freak him out! Whatever the case was, good or bad, he believed it.
It was a normal day in school and he was sitting outside, eating his lunch while the rest of the kids mingled and talked with each other. One of his friends, Jenny, walked up to him and gave him company, since she though he felt lonely.
"Hey, Ian!" She greeted, sitting next to him.
With a full mouth, he replied, "Hi, Jen!"
"Why are you sitting by yourself? Why not go sit with some of your other friends?" She swept off the breadcrumbs.
"Nah, because a new game just came out and I don't want to be wanting to talk with my motuh every time they bring something cool up."
"Oh, you boys and your games." She gently pushed him. "Well, I know how much you like superstitions, so I've got something for you!"
Ian grew scared, "Is it someth
Uncharted: Shaving LessonsUncharted: Shaving Lessons3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sully presses the blade to his cheekbone, sweeping away lather and four o'clock shadow with a well practiced scrape. In the mirror, he catches a glimpse of curious eyes watching him from the dingy Columbian motel. The kid is always spying on him when he thinks he's not looking.
Sully turns to work on the other side, lining up his sideburns with the blade in the mirror before taking another sweep. The kid's closer, now. He can hear his breathing against the wall. His grungy fingers picking at the wallpaper.
Sully lifts his chin and presses the razor to his neck, briefly contemplating screaming and scaring the shit out of the kid.
With his luck as of late, he'd end up actually nicking himself.
He sets the razor down and presses a hot towel against his face, wiping away excess lather. His moustache lives to see another day. He catches the kid shrinking away and is struck by a strange thought: he's
C.A.D. Razor and DraikThe Dragon with a Cold Heart and his brother's GiftsC.A.D. Razor and Draik3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After he escaped his last encounter, he decided to dwell in the realm of Dragons a bit longer. However if all of them were going to try and kill him like Fallen Rage did, he'd have some problems, he knew of some targets that he needed to find here, so he'd find them all while he was here.
There was a loud roar, and then a sudden burst of blue fire shot into the sky. "Damn!" he heard someone shout. He quickly ran to the source, and then hid. "Razor." Leon said. It appeared he'd been fighting with another dragon "Draik." Leon said, they were at it again.
This would be difficult. Not impossible, but difficult, normally he'd seen them fight, and then they both went down, so would it be the right thing to let them sort out their problems by themselves, and then give them their gifts? No, that wouldn't be the smartest thing, Razor might kill Draik or vice versa, yes, this was a major problem.
SORUS ID Numbers and role infoSORUS ID Numbers and role info4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So far, these are the I/D numbers for SORUS on D.A.
Stevon: 0 - TEST SUBJECT
two: 2 - TEST SUBJECT
Lily: 5 - TEST SUBJECT
Seven: 7 - TEST SUBJECT.
Kuco: 8 - WORKER
ALL INSPIYA: 14 - CREATURE
T.R.D - 18 - TEST SUBJECT
Rocko: 22 - WORKER
Dr.Dashley: 23 - WORKER
Rico: 28 - WORKER, CO-OWNER OF SORUS
Infect: 29 - TEST SUBJECT
Dave: 34 - TEST SUBJECT
Flick: 36 - TEST SUBJECT
Fenix 42 - WORKER
Griffin: 44 - WORKER THEN TEST SUBJECT
ALL TUGAAR: 45 - CREATURE
Zetuk: 54 - WORKER
ALL GROBOA: 55 - CREATURE
ALL ANNESHI: 61 - CREATURE
all HRUNDASTA -64- CREATURE (belong to drago-w)
Vox: 73 - WORKER
Hermes: 75 - TEST SUBJECT
Nameru: 77 - TEST SUBJECT. Now belongs to SevSev, after body swap
Gale: 82 - WORKER
kyne/taroseer: 83 - WORKER
ALL SEKARNA: 96 - CREATURE
Raven: 99 - TEST SUBJECT
ALL FLIXTRA: 100 - CREATURE
BLACK ROSE: 111 - TEST SUBJECT
Spreviathan : 114 - TEST SUBJECT
Kudas: 171 - OWNER OF SORUS
Sam: 175 - TEST SUBJECT
ALL INCISAL: 196 - CREATURE
Vidas: 254 - WORKER THEN TEST SUBJEC
TG AR: turned into a little sister (request)TG AR: turned into a little sister (request)9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
TG Caption This: turned into a little sister
Jay was a typical guy living his high school life to the best of his ability, which wasn't high, it wasn't that he was stupid he just couldn't do what academic kids could, most people weren't expecting much from him except one, his twin sister as most siblings she was annoying but deep down they were the closer than anyone would ever be. One day were he'd done particularly bad at school he kept saying half-hearted comments, such as
"I wish school didn't exist" and " I wish I could start over"
His sister heard him rant and pushed open the door
" got a problem Jay?" She asked
"Yes a big one, mum and dad are going to be pissed" he said angrily
"I wish I could start over" he said again
His sisters eyes sparked with interest
"Here take this I'm sure it can help you"
She tossed mike a cuddly teddy bear, Jay was about to laugh, another one of his sisters stupid joke, but a soon as he caught it a jolt was sent through his body, he nearly blacked out
Rei and the Knock Knock JokeRei and the Knock Knock Joke4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Toji swore it couldn't be done.
Kensuke had his doubts.
But darn it, Shinji was going to make Rei laugh. It was lunch period in his school, and with nothing better to do, he approached Ayanami's desk and sat backwards in the chair in front of her. She looked a little startled that he had approached her so casually, but she made no sound. She lifted her head up, and acknowledged him.
"Oh, hello Ayanami!" Shinji said. "Listen, I'm going to tell you a joke, okay? It goes like this Ahem."
Shinji waited for a while. Rei stared at him with her eyes of crimson, unwavering.
"Now, Ayanami, you need to ask me, 'Who's there?', like you're answering the door." Shinji explained.
Rei blinked. "Someone is at my door?"
Shinji laughed sheepishly. "Oh, no, Ayanami-san! It's just a hypothetical. Now say, 'Who's there?' "
"There's no one at my door. I have no need to ask." Rei calmly said. She was about to pick up her book when Shinji stopped her.
"Come on, Rei! Just pretend
Mommies Little AngelsMommies Little Angels2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Wesley, Johnny, and Lionel were three best friends who were sad one night. This night was special as the three would be going their separate ways for college in the next few days. They were all sad so decided to spend their last days together before the big move out and junk. The three were over Wesley's house playing multi-player games unknown to them that a witch was watching them from her lair.
Oh man, I can't believe we'll be leaving tomorrow. I'm gonna miss you guys alot." Wesley said.
"Me too, You guys may have been crazy bastards but atleast we had fun." Johnny said smiling gaining the upper hand in their game.
"......." Lionel remained quiet.
"Come on Lionel, Were all sad but we'll skype and stuff. So it's okay." Wesley said trying to cheer his friend up.
"Y-yea, But I wish we could stay together a bit longer." He said slowly.
Meanwhile the witch smiled with delight once she heard that. She began to wiggle her fingers.
"Well, I can arrange that my pretties ehehehehehe." She lau
Charlie - TSP Episode 1Threadbare South ParkCharlie - TSP Episode 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #1: "Charlie: The Gender-Confused New Kid"
(TSP Season 1 Episode 1)
NOTE: I do not own South Park, but I wish I did. This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language and a surprisingly tolerable original character. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. Enjoy.
The episode starts with a typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class crowds around Kenny's desk as he drinks something out of a small can.
CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Mr. Garrison walks into the room and sets some papers down on his desk.
MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.
The class ignores him and continues chanting.
CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!
MR. GARRISON: Shut up and take your goddamn seats! And Kenny, throw that in the trash.
The kids scatter to their seats and Kenny walks to the trash.
MR. GARRISON: Okay, children, now before we start our lesson today, we have some
Alice TGAlice TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alec wandered through the wide forest. It was a beautiful place, especially this early in fall. The weather was just right, with a comfortable temperature. The trees were a brilliant mix of yellow, red, and green. Beauty and perfection surrounded him, and it was all he could do to keep from drooling.
Alec loved the forest. Ever since he was a child, he would wander through the boughs of the trees, climbing, sneaking, jumping, whatever, as long is it was in the forest. The f
An Experiment Gone WrongOne day in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob is sitting in his pineapple house wondering what to do today.An Experiment Gone Wrong4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Spongebob: I'm wondering what to do today, Gary.
He thought about it for a moment before he finally came up with something.
Spongebob: I've got it! I'll go pay a visit to Sandy. Sound like a plan Gary?
Spongebob: Alrighty then.
He got up out of his chair & headed straight for the door.
Spongebob: See you later Gary.
Spongebob: I'M READY!
Spongebob begun his chants of "I'm ready"s. Meanwhile, Squidward, who was playing his clarinet, heard Spongebob & stuck his head out the window.
Squidward: Spongebob, what do you think you're doing?
Spongebob: I'm going to pay a visit to Sandy. Wanna come along?
He went back inside & slammed the window shut.
Spongebob: Okay, see ya later.
Spongebob resumed his "I'm ready" chant. Patrick popped out of his rock house.
Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
Spongebob: Patrick! What's up buddy?
Patrick: I heard you're going
El Legado de los Dragones -8-El Legado de los Dragones -8-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Vientos de Cambio
Apenas comenzaba el atardecer cuando en el horizonte despuntaba el perfil de una ciudad gigantesca que cubría varios kilómetros de extensión. Zyk y Bomewin se pararon un momento a observar la panorámica.
-Vaya, no pensé que fuera tan grande - Afirmó Zyk, sorprendido.
-Claro que es grande. Es la capital del reino, y una de las ciudades más modernas del mundo. No podía
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Kamen Rider G.M. Episode 1Kamen Rider G.M. Episode 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Narrator: For many years, the nature of our world has been in flux. Humans have worked and earned the right to call themselves the dominate race on Earth. But, deep in the shadows, there is a secret race of sentient beings who wish to upset this balance in their favor. These are the Anthrokhans, human-like animals who wish to overthrow humanity and claim the earth for themselves. To maintain this balance, a race of animal gods that oppose the Anthrokhans have chosen some of the strongest animals in nature, ones with pure and loving hearts, to fight off their own kind and protect humanity. Now, it is time once again for a new warrior to be called upon to fight back against the Anthrokhans and maintain the balance of nature.
*Evergreen Cove, Washington. A sleepy little seaside town full of kind and humble people. Today is a day not unlike any other. Or at least that's the way it started out. Our main focus, David Yeager, a tall boy with slick, spiky black hair and a goatee was walking th
Birthday Wishes TgBirthday Wishes Tg5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Neon couldn't sleep, it was the day before his 17th birthday and he couldn't wait. He wasn't usually this excited, and he didn't even know why. Yes he could buy cigarettes and other things, but he didn't even smoke. Maybe it was the fact that he thought he was finally becoming an adult and growing up. All he knew that this was going to be a big day for him.
When he woke up the next morning, he ran down the stairs where he met his brother sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast. "Happy birthday" he gurgled while trying to eat his breakfast at the same time. "Thanks" Neon replied, while sitting down to have his breakfast. After a couple of minutes Neon's mum walked down the stairs, "There's the birthday boy," she said with a large smile on her face "look at him all grown up" she also commented, she walked up to him an gave him a huge hug. "Thanks Mum" he replied, "so where are my presents" he asked trying to be polite as possible, but his excitement overran him. "There