You Know You Watch Too Much Supernatural When1. You hear a dog bark and jump because you think it’s a Hell Hound…You Know You Watch Too Much Supernatural When2 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. You crave pie… all the time…
3. You look in Motel parking lots for a ’67 Chevrolet Impala…
4. You have the same Tattoo as Sam and Dean…
5. You think that burgers (with bacon most likely...) bring happiness…
6. You carry salt in your purse/satchel…
7. You say ‘Christos’ when you meet strangers… or splash Holy water in their face…
8. You’ve made your own EMF detector…
9. You jam to Classic Rock because that’s what Dean Winchester would do…
10. You follow WWTWD “What Would The Winchesters Do?”…
11. You warn people NOT to make crossroads deals... or you've attempted one to help family.
12. You watch Aladdin in a whole new way...
13. You would rather hunt werewolves and vampires than date them...
14. You wonder what demon blood really
We're Just Friends: Aomine x Reader We're Just Friends: Aomine x Reader 1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was the weekend of a hot summer and you were bored. All your friends were away for the summer and you had nothing to do. With nothing to do, you decided to call Aomine for a change.
"Aomine, come shopping with m-
Before you could even finish your request, you were flat out rejected. You started rolling around in your bed and whining. You made sure Aomine could here the displeased tone in your whining.
"Stop making so much noise."
"But I want you to come with me~" You continued to whine. You kept on doing so until Aomine changed his mind, which wasn't to long.
"Fine, I'll go with you. Just stop already."
You could here Aomine sighing in defeat. Even though he didn't want to come, he gave into your needs and decided to come anyway. If this was the only way to get you to stop your tedious noise, he would go.
"Thanks so much! You're so awesome!" You gave a big smile. But right after saying that, Aomine hung up. "?" You pulled the phone away from your ear and stared at it in qu
The Fiend [Cry x Reader Crack Fanfic]It's the first snowfall and the first damn thing I see is Cry breathing on my window again. This happens every freaking time it snows, because he then likes to draw profanities in the fogged up glass, and laughs when I finally let him in. I just cross my arms and huff at him, rolling my eyes, before he pokes my cheek chuckling, "You know you love me." He then goes and raids my kitchen of all Nutella, the fiend.The Fiend [Cry x Reader Crack Fanfic]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
~~~Here, have a time skip *throws it at your face and runs*~~~
This morning when I arrive at gym class after gathering various survival supplies (a.k.a. my Physics books and purse) from my locker, everyone is lazing around on the bleachers or on the floor, like every other morning. Yep, in gym class, the first twenty minutes is spent just sitting there talking with your friends. So I go get changed into shorts, a t-shirt, and sneakers, then make my way over to my usual place on the floor in front of the bleachers where Toby sits, along with Cry who sits next to me, and
Do You Want To Kill Some Frost GiantsThor: Loki? (knocks)Do You Want To Kill Some Frost Giants1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Do you want to kill some Frost Giants?
Come on, let's go and kill!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
Do you always have to obey
We used to be best brothers
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you want to kill some Frost Giants?
It doesn't have to be a Frost Giant
Loki: Go away, Thor.
.:Her Soul Will Never Know True Happiness:.She was born, cursed to misery.:Her Soul Will Never Know True Happiness:.4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For from misery she was born
Brought up into poverty
And to poverty she is sworn
A life of labor is her fate
And nothing in return
No matter how long she decides to wait
Not a penny she will earn
And every lover that she'll ever know
Will never truly love her
And every heartbreak she'll have to undergo.
Will have been something she tried to deter.
For she was born, cursed to misery
For from misery she was born
And everyday will pass by bitterly
And she'll be left forlorn.
[ Haha, Whoops. ] [ Crackfic ][ Haha, Whoops. ] [ Crackfic ]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"You ready for this?" You asked.
"Not really." Dave muttered.
"You'll be fine." You said, kissing his cheek as Dave took a deep breath and followed you to the living room.
"John, we have something to tell you-" You were cut off by Dave suddenly vomiting. He cleared his throat and you stared at him in disbelief.
"I think that went well." Dave said, back inside your room.
"You threw up and we both left." You deadpanned.
"Nah, that was all in the past."
"That was literally thirty seconds ago."
"It's just a matter of opinion." Dave shrugs.
"No it isn't, Let's try again." You said, dragging the blond out of the room and back where John was.
"John, we have something to tell you." You said just as Dave pulled out a bottle of chloroform, pouring it onto a rag and knocking himself out with said rag.
"I chloroformed myself, didn't I?" Dave muttered. "Yeah, you did." You replied just as you saw Dave pouring chloroform onto a rag and was about to hold it up to his face.
"Don't do it again!" You sc
.:Two Lost Souls:.If you wipe off the glamour on the camera lense.:Two Lost Souls:.4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
You will see how colours turn to gray
How the lamposts that light up this city
Put the misery of each soul on display
On this vast and lonely land
For miles we could walk,
Together. Not caring for the ticking of the clock
For we are just two lost souls
Wanting to be whole,
The mirror never tells a lie
Look in it and you will see
How shattered you are inside
how you look exactly like me
On this vast and lonely land
For miles we could walk,
Hand in hand.
Not caring for the ticking of the clock
For we are just two lost souls
Wanting to be whole,
On this vast land
If we walk those miles together
Alone again, never.
With enough will
we could finally fill
of our two lost souls
.:A New Dawn:.Another Night. Alone..:A New Dawn:.4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Alone since you left her there hanging.
Not with a rope, but with words.
You shattered her with reality. The truth.
And left her there to pick herself up.
Now hating that she cannot hate you.
A New Dawn Awakens her. Not you.
For you're gone.
.:Silence Is Her Lullaby:.Silence is her Lullaby.:Silence Is Her Lullaby:.4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
That's all she ever does.
however, she never seems to get enough
As she lays in bed,
she stares up at the white ceiling,
blank like her stare and her thoughts.
Only until everything resurfaces.
The voices, the images,
She struggles to reach over to her night table,
Trembling, she drops the little blue tablet on her tongue,
and waits... for
045: illusionThe scars lay plainly on my arms045: illusion4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But you're blind
You only see what you want to see
I'm screaming at the top of my lungs
But you're deaf
You don't want to hear it
You think everything is fine
But you don't know the truth
You're too busy in your world of lies
Pay Attention [Aomine Daiki x Reader]Pay Attention [Aomine Daiki x Reader]11 months ago in Romance More Like This
You didn't know why, but you enjoyed visiting your boyfriend, Aomine, everyday even though he was asleep half the time. Sometimes, he'd be awake—just barely—and you'd talk nonsense all night when his parents weren't home. And, yes, they almost never were.
Sometimes, he'd even give you his clothes to wear. It was usually a pair of sweats and a baggy shirt. You didn't mind though. His clothes were comfortable. They'd always linger with the scent of him or his laundry detergent. Surprisingly, he never failed to smell really good even with how lazy he was on a daily basis. You'd wonder, once in awhile, if he ever took showers. Good thing he did.
But, that's not really the point.
Tonight, you weren't even talking to him or nagging at him to stay awake with you until you fell asleep. You were minding your own business and it kinda bothered Aomine. No, it actually really ticked him off. He was just lying on his bed with his arms tucked under his head as a pillow, waiting for you t
Poem of the Hero of Time - Pt6Poem of the Hero of Time - Pt65 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
with haunting sound,
And shadows that crawl
across the ground...
Skulls drift through
And hiding wolves
give hunting calls.
that twist and turn,
hard to discern...
Puzzles that lead
And portraits where
ghost sisters hide.
Four Poes gone
now fires alight,
Reveal a path
kept out of sight.
In lower rooms
a phantom waits,
Beyond the locked
and final gates.
With bow and sword
the evil felled,
at last dispelled.
A light descends
takes Link afar,
To the place
where sages are.
HopeI'm plauged in a worldHope10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
That never ends
Alone in this place
I am condemned
Cursed to this life
Which has no plan
The pain in my heart
can no more expand
Watching and waiting
Just wishing to die
My soul is aching
My dreams cannot fly
I'm a person with talent,
A future to uphold,
But those are just many
Lies I have been told
I feel like I'm walking,
But not going any where
There is plenty of time,
But not one second to spare
Why am I still living?
What do I expect?
That an angel will come down
And save me from this wreck!?
Yet...there must be a small
Hope hiding inside,
Because surely I would
Have already died
How will I find this
Hope I seek?
When everything I hold
is so dark and so bleak
This must be the treasure
I've been waiting to find.
I cannot wait until the day
I will claim it as mine!
Hopefully, it's truth
will not stand to wait,
Because too soon,
Will be too late.
Karkat X Reader: Whiskey LullabyKarkat X Reader: Whiskey Lullaby2 years ago in Romance More Like This
WARNING: VERY Sadstuck. You've been warned.
Rose looked from her book to the little child. She gently smiled.
Roxy grinned and Dirk came in the living room, giving a grin to Dave, as usual.
“Me and Dirk found something in the attic! What’s this?”
Roxy gave Rose a dusty box.
Rose cleaned the dust off. Dave got closer, as well the little children.
Rose shook her head smiling and opened the box.
Rose gasped along with Dave.
“Dave…” Rose muttered.
“Yeah sis, I know…” He muttered.
“SO??? What does it have inside?!” Roxy asked.
Rose sighed with a sad smile on her face.
“This belonged to two dear friends of ours…All this belonged to them. The letters…The pistol. The…empty little bottle...”
Roxy made an ‘oooh’ sound and jumped.
“Does this mean story time?!”
Rose chuckled and looked at Dave.
Sensual PerfectionSensual Perfection13 years ago in General More Like This
Everything about her is perfect.
Her eyes are the colour of the blue-green waters. Her lips are the perfect rose-petal pink
with just enough pout to make you want to nibble them. Her nose is a little button
in-between two blushing full cheeks that rise and fall as she smiles and sighs. Her skin is a
slightly stained porcelain that feels like satin under your fingertips. Her hair is the colour of
a fire's flame where the orange meets the red that seems to wave and glimmer in the
sunlight. Her neck is lengthy and fragile as your lips and tongue slowly run over it. Her
shoulders are relaxed and down as you place your firm hands on them. Her round breasts
and hardened nipples fit perfectly into your hand and mouth as you slowly begin moving
down her body. Her stomach is smooth and almost completely flattened with a slight buldge
under her belly-button. Her inner thighs are soft as she rests them against your body. With
all of your senses, you take her in. Her smell is a fragrant passion-fi
Love Will Find YouLove Will Find You4 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
true love will find you
lifting you to the heavens
barely touching down
I need youI need you right now beside me,I need you4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I need your eyes to comfort me,
I need you more than ever now
Now that I'm fallen in this love !
I wish I could make you understand
I want you to hold my hand
I just want you to be near
To me you are important and dear
I'm scared, I'm lost, I need you to live
Please tell me you would never leave !
This thought sucks my blood like a leach
I wish I could do magic like a witch
Everyday I pray to god and wish
Having you always makes me rich !
DON'T EVER WRITE LIKE THISUmbagog: A FanfictionDON'T EVER WRITE LIKE THIS4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Marie-Suzanne Diamond Ebony Toffee Windsong stepped into Umbagog on a late Sunday afternoon, hoisting her AK-47 over her petite shoulder. She had just parked her bright-pink Hummer underneath the sign, deciding to get out and walk despite the fact that her car was perfectly serviceable and the roads weren't bad. She wouldn't look like a badass if she drove in.
She patted the hood of the car, murmuring "that'll do, pig", slinging her bazooka, grenade launcher, heavy machine gun and katana over her shoulder. She tucked a pair of Desert Eagles into her pocket and started down the road, casually picking off zombies if she saw them.
Marie flicked her long, shimmering purple hair over her shoulder, glad she had decided to let her thigh-length hair blow free instead of put it in a ponytail. She put on her mirrored aviators, convinced that in her 6-inch thigh-high platform heels and miniskirt that she looked fucking hot.
"Help! Someone help!" A voice yelled.
One for OneOne for One5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One for One:
One for longing one for glory:
One to love one for loathing:
One to tell one to hide:
One to fall the other to stride:
Left long blue:
Right short red:
Two for Two:
Only you...only me...only us...for all eternity:
How to Hook a ReaderHow to Hook a Reader2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I should note that this article will be primarily concerning YA fiction, as that is what I know most about. You may notice that some of these openings use elements that I cautioned against in an earlier article. Told ‘ya there were bountiful exceptions to writing “rules.”
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C.S. Lewis
“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”
This one is just awesome. I adore some subtle humor in a book, and it’s a great way to start out if you’re witty enough. This short and amusing opening line tells us a lot about the character in a very short time. His name also gives an indication that he is not from the land of Narnia, but is probably from England, if this book is to be similar to the ones prior to it in the series. We know something about his age in t
EndingsI know the time is comingEndings6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
when you will no longer
leave fingerprints on my door,
and we will not argue
at Christmas dinner
about the face of God.
Your chair will be cold,
your plate empty,
and I will watch your shadow
shrink on the sofa
and your voice
grow reed thin
and your footprints on the carpet
too light to stick.
Your coat will grow
too large in the closet
and the world will never
fill your shoes,
so I will shake the dust
off your best suit
and find the pictures I took of you
when you were laughing
and the bible
you kept by your bed
that I could not believe in
and I will tuck you in
for that long goodnight
that breaks the sky
and slip my small fingers
into your big hand
one last time,
and wait for the story
as big as my whole world
setting in your eyes.
Bloodletter - PreviewNumb fingers clutched a stake of fresh birch tightly; that piece of wood was what would decide wether the elf lived or died here.Bloodletter - Preview3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I know you're here," she called out. "Show yourself!"
Her voice echoed in the seemingly-vacant cathedral; it gave her the sense that she might actually be talking to nobody.
But that would be a mistake, to honestly believe that. Vampires were tricky; of course it wasn't just going to present itself to her.
The elf shivered from the cold and her own feeling of dread, but she continued walking through the cathedral. Her heart skipped a beat as she felt a tile beneath the red carpet sink slightly. Instinctively, she leaped back as the spiked chandelier came down, crashing to the floor where the elf once stood.
"Damn," a voice said as the chandelier retracted upwards. "That usually takes care of most people for me."
The elf turned around quickly, brandishing the wooden stake in a defensive position. Her long ginger hair fell around her face as she stopped. That
Seisui Naito: Pt. 1Seisui Naito: Pt. 15 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Seisui Naito
Nickname(s): Kenpachi; the Ghost; the Silent Night; the White Tear
Sexual Preference: Heterosexual
Alliance: 11th Division Captain
Appearance: Seisui Naito, the child of a Rukongai couple struggling for mouthfuls of water in the slums, was cursed from the moment of conception to lead an existence balanced on the tragic precipice of life and death. A premature birth by nearly seven weeks brought him into Soul Society both significantly underdeveloped and so pale that he appeared to be stillborn. The midwife who delivered him famously called him the "ghost-child". His quiet but enduring wails and chilling, milk-white tears--symbols of his painful future--fell upon the deaf ears and ashamed eyes of his parents; the sadness sunk into his unwashed cheeks as the struggle of poverty continued on. Still, he lived, much to the surprise of the fearful and shallow couple. The unwanted
.: SILENCE :..: SILENCE :.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I never liked silence.
It's why I leave on my TV while I sleep
Or blast music when I'm home alone.
I'll even sing a tune myself,
If it keeps out the silence.
So why is it so surprising, then,
That I've grown so overly frustrated
With your unresponsive critical hit?
I can only do so much myself---
I've reached out,
Cranked up the volume,
I've shouted and sang and cried and screamed!
But you let the silence creep in,
And now there's just... n o t h i n g.
I hate your silence.