What have the Jews ever done for us?!(Yes, I'm basing this off of the incredibly funny Monty Python skit, What have the Romans ever done for us.)What have the Jews ever done for us?!2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
What have the Jews ever done for us?!
(Somewhere in Germany, in Nuremberg, in a secret building)
(A bunch of Neo-nazis are talking)
Head Nazi: (stands up to podium) Alright! Order everybody, order!
(Nazis keep talking.)
Head Nazi: (sigh) Heinrich, if you will?
Nazi 1: (nods, pulls out air horn and HONKS it. Nazis all stop talking and their heads snap foreword)
Head Nazi: Thank you! Alright, everybody, welcome to the secret underground meeting of the neo-nazis, its good to have you all here. Now lets get right down to business. The main goal of the neo-nazi party is to rid Germany and Europe and then the world of the Jews.
(Nazis all nod in excitement.)
Head Nazi: After all, what have the Jews ever done for us?!
(Silence and then one Nazi slowly raises hand.)
Nazi 2: The cure for polio?
Head Nazi: What?
Nazi 3: Oh yeah! The polio vaccine was invented by Jonas Salk, a Jew!
A Mishap With MagicA Mishap With Magic:A Mishap With Magic3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
An Organization XIII Dialogue script:
It is a typical afternoon at Twilight Town. Roxas and Xion sit atop the Clocktower, eating sea-salt ice cream. However, Xion is not too hungry. Her ice cream melts underneath the afternoon heat.
Roxas: Xion, what's the matter? Your ice cream's melting.
Xion: (worried) Roxas, Axel hasn't come back from his mission yet.
Roxas: Axel's gonna come back.
Xion: But Saix sent him to a new world today, a world that no one has ever seen before in the Realm of Lighta world that might be dangerous.
Roxas: Xion, Axel will be fine. He can take care of himself. Just wait and see!
Axel: Hey guys!!! (waves at them)
Roxas and Xion stand up and run towards Axel. Xion squeezes Axel in a tight hug.
Xion: I was getting worried you weren't coming back ..
Axel: (surprised) What? That's crazy! Heck, the mission
Ask XigbarAsk Xigbar: An Organization XIII PlayAsk Xigbar3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Roxas: Saix, can I ask you a question?
Saix: Not right now. I'm busy. Ask Vexen. Now shoo!
Xion C'mon, let's ask Vexen.
Xigbar: B-U-T....why don't I show you two what love is instead of telling you it??
Roxas: Oh...kay then?
Xigbar: You wanna know what love is? Here ya go! Here's love for ya!
Larxene: Mmmm ... Marluxia...
Marluxia: Mmmm ... Larxene ...
Jeff The Killer Old SpiceHello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.Jeff The Killer Old Spice2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.
I'm on a Slenderman.
My Helpful Hints Writer'sBlockStoryWolf's Helpful HintsMy Helpful Hints Writer'sBlock3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The worst thing that could happen to a creative writer and
what really drives my crazy is writer's block.
It happens to every writer at least once or multiple times.
You have this idea in your head, but no matter how hard you try,
your brain just doesn't want to talk to your pencil and paper
Story: Come on, why wont you work with me?!
Computer: It's 4 am and you're writing this stupid skit.
Story: Don't argue with me, I know where your power cord is.
Here are a few helpful hints that help me when I'm stuck.
#1: Listen to Music.
Music is full of inspiration and requires the use of both sides
of the brain to listen to and sing. The rhythm of a song can also
set the mood for a scene that you're writing and (if you're typing)
can actually give you a rhythm to type to. I use this method a lot
because I love music.